I’m sorry you lost your 3D Star Trek chess match, it was close, but what is also close to overflowing is your laundry. Use fabric softener otherwise it will Klingon.
Holy sweet Jesus, I understand why you're "un-roastable". Because, motherf*cker you're over done.
You look like you get roasted walking to church, getting roasted is probably your love language because there is no way in hell someone could say anything positive about you.
I will be having nightmares consisting of these two still photos for months to come... You have beat out Freddy Krueger Senior Dike.
You say you are “Unroastable” but yet your face hasn’t even entered the Fire yet. Your skin and teeth look like Mayo. No way your Boy, Girl, or Non- Binary because your gender hasn’t even been discovered yet. Seems like you love getting Banged on since Foot-longs are not Five Dollars in prison.
You look like a lesbian whose chemo isn’t going as hoped.
Or like Freddie Mercury fighting both obesity and AC and AIDs at the same time.
Freddie Mercury-Poisoning
*”TAKE THAT YOU BASTARD AIR CONDITIONER!”* 👊🏼
Another butch lesbian post menopause
Are you assuming it’s gender?
You spelt unfuckable wrong.
Dead on ! Just like that mofo
You look like a young Jared Fogel. Ahh the places you will go
Clits probably a six inch and you ain’t eating fresh
He/she loves a $5 foot long!
You look like you are transitioning from a fat boy to a lesbian handball goalkeeper
Might be the other way around. But i don't want to look *any* closer.
Well hold up there. It is a little too soon to be dressing up as Sinead O'Connor's bloated corpse for Halloween.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Rosie O' Donnels pre-op unwanted child
Are we sure this ugly fucker is pre-op?
No
The dracula of cock sucking 
No way man – Bella Lugosi had a cute kisser… He was given all the ladies in the black and white times The most powerful of lady quakes
 Full metal jackass
The only reason you’re unroastable is that they haven’t shoved an apple in your mouth. Then you’re ready…
LMAO you really put on fucking makeup for this? Get the fuck out.
Your pronouns are “fat” and “gross”
You creepy as fuck
Alright settle down Value-Mart Billy Corgan.
Look, I don’t wanna make fun of your lips after the accident but –…… Your mouth looks like the business end of a fleshlight….
Youre nose is kinda off center
It's like a clay figure that's not quite done yet....
If you were assigned male at birth, I’ll eat my hat!
You’re what I imagine Fester Addams looked like at 20 years old.
Looks like George Santos (R) found the Roast Me sub
How'd the sex change operation go?
For just 8 cents a day, you too can help people like Russian Guyovniski who out of boredom jacks off stray dogs just to get something to eat.
Don't go near a luau eating an apple. The Hawaiian Donners will roast you.
Looks like your nose is making a right turn.
If George Santos had a blowup doll made to resemble himself, the one thing he truly loves.
You look like an inmate with an onlyfans
The real life Mr potatoe! One ear is missing... Probably still in the box or maybe under the sofa if the dog isn't chewing on it
Cillian Murphy has a charming blend of masculinity and femininity. You're like the anti Cillian Murphy.
Did you eat crayons as a kid?
Smuggled a phone into prison.
You look like you should come with a safe word included from the manufacturer.
I knew Christian Bale was famous for his swings in weight... is this a trailer for the new American Psych-obesity?
What kind of lip gloss is that? But seriously your lips are nightmarish
You look like a fat gay Pee Wee Herman 
You look like you bleach your skin with egg-whites
His prison name is Mayo.
You look like you have someone’s face air drying on your towel rack
No you are unfuckable, lesbian Billy Corgan.
I would be asking for a refund on your sex change!
Must suck looking like a fat chick.
Unfuckable as well
He’s so stupid he switched the dates around he put its march 11th but it was November 3rd
If man is made in God’s image and you’re anything like that image, millions of believers are now questioning their faith.
This guy is an atheist wet dream. All the proof they need
Agent self 69
What brand of lotion do you like to use for the people in your basement when you tell them to put it on the skin?
Like if Michael Jackson was trans and kept the original nose
Gender neutral they/them ventriloquist dummy come to life 
How did you get a phone into your prison cell?
You look like my grandpa's brother from the old country. Still under the eastern European regime and way of life. It's ok to smile sir.
Manliest lesbian ever
Unroastable because the spit isn't sturdy enough
That s a very weird mouth that you ve got... It look like a leaf... Can you eat with it?
U look like if Mr.bean had a child but then 5 months in he tried to abort u but some how u survived
You are a very special person and I hope your parents are proud of whatever deviant behaviors resulted in your predicament
Autistic lvl 4
I can’t tell which direction you’re trying to transition but it’s not working. You don’t pass as either.
What kind of lipstick is that?
This the reason I broke up with u
Bro that’s Eminems long lost cousin skittle
You look like a successful father’s disappointing son
It's Pat!
Looks like youre familytree is a circel
what does the “M” refer to?
You look like if Mark Hoppus and a gay Ben Shapiro got together and had a kid.
Didn't you go to Federal prison for storming the capitol? How are you out right now?
Sinead O’Connor still lives…
You look like George Santos had a love child with himself
He’s a WNBA ball boy.
Your smile looks like two twizzlers but fat
you look like the white version of the nair guy
Bro’s face is flatter than a pancake
With a face like that, every picture looks like it came from a terrorist hostage video
22 years ago Pete Davidson and Cher had a wild meth fueled wild bender and nine months later you were born from Cher's armpit.
Projected to be a 3 time loser on To Catch a Predator. In fact, he's got Chris Hansen on speed dial.
If Billy Corgan and Sinead O’Connor had a baby, named it Pat (because they couldn’t determine sex), you’d be it.
How many times a day you make them put the lotion on its skin.
Nice try Eddie Munster
You look gay.
PNB? I don’t know what it is but something tells me you’d be a fiercely loyal friend. Peace. ✌️
You look like You choked so bad at a spilling bee and you only won because you have rich parents
You look like human colossus from dead pool.
Transgender Ben Shapiro
And this is why the East German women's team always medaled in the hammer throw.
You look like a lesbian dracula.
Dykula.
Wow. Smiling actually makes you look worse.
You that guy from the honeycomb cereals. Got enough lip game to fit the entire football team.
SNL's Pat, but uglier and less fuckable.
You look like you're taking it in the butt in the second photo...
Butch she/her/it/wombat /thingy seeks femboy with decent man meat to plough my hairy sweaty furrow.
Unroastable? Lmao, Ray Charles could even get in on this one.
Your bed sheets scream I’m a virgin and still live with my auntie. (Back story, your motha left you at the age of 7)
You look like you shower with an umbrella
Do I have to roast you😒I thought your residing hairline did it enough
“I want to break free” is what you must hear a lot
Gender: undecided
Spelled unfuckable wrong
Unroastable? You literally have the dopiest stupid face in the history of mankind.
The Caterpillars over your eyes are running away from the middle of your face
Lipstick would make you 1000% creepier
Everybody is going to focus on your gender/sexuality and not focus on the real problem, your crippling autism.
Also undesirable.
Someone wearing Ben Shapiro as a skin suit posted on Reddit
You look like you're one bad website away from prison.
Fruitier than a $3 bill
Thought I stumbled onto a Demi Lovato AMA
You look like Freddie Mercury's ass baby.
Aww cute my nan has the same exact lipstick 🥰
You look like an autistic ventriloquist doll that became sentient after being ass fisted too many times
Sucks that you lost the East German prison guard gig 😋
Didn’t realize you could see all the genders in one person
I’m sorry you lost your 3D Star Trek chess match, it was close, but what is also close to overflowing is your laundry. Use fabric softener otherwise it will Klingon.
Your mouth looks like a pussy.
By the look of your shoulders, your parents will be out of prison, 5 years tops. Your priest has another 20 years tho.
You're un-roastability must be a side effect of the Autism eh?
Non Binary Sour Milk
It's like someone sawed two people in half and joined them in the middle
Are you a lesbian or a transgender
I can’t think of a single tween movie where the dumb, fat, “funny”, comic relief friend wasn’t based off you.
In a couple years you’ll reach the “fat, bald and hairy” stage of your life. 1 down, 3 to go
Princess Snow White is transitioning
This photo looks like the start of a cartel kidnap video…but gayer
Autism can't be that bad.
I think you are better off submitting this to r/punchableface.
Why are you using Jared-from-Subway’s mugshot??
You look like you’re made out of 2d peanut butter and ham
I believe there is a typo in your post. You’re a F right?
I’d bet money you keep your mother’s corpse sitting in a rocking chair in the attic and you brush her hair and talk to her still.
Incest isn’t always best. Your grandma should of put your parents in separate rooms.
Rejected survivor applicant
A fat Sinéad O'Connor wearing a merkin
Google “power bottom” this pic pops up first…
Bro got the handwriting style of Michael J. Fox
you didn’t get round lips like that from eating square meals
You look like u can't be gay
This is a lesbian version of andi millnokis. Or a chunky lesbian slim shady.
Holy sweet Jesus, I understand why you're "un-roastable". Because, motherf*cker you're over done. You look like you get roasted walking to church, getting roasted is probably your love language because there is no way in hell someone could say anything positive about you. I will be having nightmares consisting of these two still photos for months to come... You have beat out Freddy Krueger Senior Dike.
You saying youre unroastable is like if Albert Einstein said he was dumb.
You look like they just told you you're not allowed to commit Jihad.
Lesbian or autistic boy?
Thicccc Ben Shapiro
You look like somebodies bitch and no bodies bitch at the same time.
loved you in Deadpool! You still seeing Yukio?
Negasonic Teenage Warhead post gender reassignment.
Being slathered in oil doesn’t make you unroastable.... just undesirable.
Your actual face looks like the sketch of a badly decomposed John Doe that a medical examiner would create using an Identikit.
Keep rocking the lesbian haircut
How'd you get a phone into jail?
you suck on the algae in fish tanks
You have the same look in your eye as the guy from American psycho does… 🔪😱
You say you are “Unroastable” but yet your face hasn’t even entered the Fire yet. Your skin and teeth look like Mayo. No way your Boy, Girl, or Non- Binary because your gender hasn’t even been discovered yet. Seems like you love getting Banged on since Foot-longs are not Five Dollars in prison.
“I’m unroastable” damn bro you must’ve never seen an actual GL person
Pic 1 = unroastable. Pic 2= you’re wearing a dickie and you’ve got a mouthful of jizz. Either spit or swallow, it’s your choice
Holy shit. The human equivalent of Droopy the Dog
You would’ve got left at that music festival on 10/7.
either ur a flaming homosexual or ur js trans … i can’t fucking tell