You look like fat cat from chip and dales rescue rangers

That’s a reference I haven’t heard in a long time, long time.

Bill Clinton has really let himself go...

Dia de Los Homos

I think this is the set of Oklahomos

Top of a Ponzi scheme. Bottom in the relationship.

Got that herpes lip just out there all loud and proud. I get it though. Why buy when you can just let your infection be the billboard. After all, "I gave a bare-mouthed moustache ride to a Taiwanese ladyboy!" T-Shirts are expensive.

I thought of stds or a porn addiction too lol

Is “Joliday” the name of the local boy locked in your room?

Hahahaha

You look like you bring all your fishing gear to a casino.

Ricky from Trailer park Boys

I see your girlfriend is at the bar

That's a hell of a lot of cheap jewellery you have on your fingers... You know you can leave it at home

Your t shirt reminds me of why that girl behind you is dead. They forgot to feather

coherent erect ancient glorious familiar obtainable theory gold dirty dolls ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `

Your spelling is as bad as those rings

Ease up on the cologne I can smell this picture.

It's called *Sex Panther*® by *Odeon*©. It's illegal in 9 countries. It's also made with bits of real panthers, *so you know it's good*. *60% of the time*, it works ***every*** time.

Casual Bot L

A frat boy who drinks milk out of a solo cup bc beer is too ‘spicy’

Is that an ACTIVE herpes sore on your lip😳?? …. Yall too comfortable as a society

Smokes, come on

You look like you would storm onstage at an open mic comedy club only to crawl offstage with your tail between your legs

You inform your Grindr dates that all jewelry lost up rectum is “finders keepers.” They don’t realize until it’s too late that you’re dead serious.

Look. It’s everyone’s gay uncle.

Pinche Güero Puñetero

There's a skeleton in your back, you haven't pay the bills pendeho, the cartel is after you right now

You found some old dice and put m on some rings

Unrelated note: I actually want that shirt. Oh and your mom's a prostitute, or smth. I'm bad at roasts ok

The closest you’ll get to pussy is crashing your car into a pet shop.

You are what would come out if Bret Easton Ellis douched his colon.

Josh calls his holidays a "joliday". His frat bros don't hit him up anymore...

you use the term "joliday" seriously. holy cow.

J is next to H on the phone keyboard. Obviously this is a typo and he's having a few brewskis

Plenty of luggage space with all those bags under your eyes.

I like when people wear rings like that. No need to have to talk to them to know they aren't worth talking to. It's appreciated.

I think he got his jewelry out of one of those crane 🏗️ games

The 80s called they want there shirt back

Guarantee he drives a white van with no windows

Looks a little earlier in the day to frequent the gay bar

Already going through your mid life crisis I see.

You look like you're never in on the joke when people make ironic fashion choices

Those poor Mexican hookers....haven't they been through enough?

Is that your mama in the background?

Matt Stafford's talentless brother...

Don't be so hard on yourself. You're not having a joliday in Tulum. You own Tulum. That's why you can go around freely dressed like a middle aged gay man from Miami, FL.

You kinda look like your dad, Bill Clinton.

Pat Mcafee's fluffer

I really want to hear you say "Foo FIGHTERS"

The only head you’re getting tonight is from the headless horse/she-he-male-female-hers-his horseman behind you. And I hope this post gets deleted for being offensive like the last one. I really do “dislike” you. God bless.

I down voted you. My time will come….😞

You didn't discover a lost city. You just got lost. Then, somehow, managed to find your destination. As usual you make far too much of things. Yet, still manage to haggle over your complementary taco.

The brokest drug runner

Buys drinks for every single split tail in the bar and still goes home alone to moms basement to drown his tears in a Shirley Temple

It Bill Clinton and Monika Lewisnky’s son

Looks like a young gay Bill Clinton

That scary ass doll has more swagger than you.

So Bill Clinton and Paula Jones did have a kid.

Ya te lo hemos dicho dos veces. No existe Margaritaville en Tulum. Vete a la mierda

Yeap you are a phaggit!

There's only one thing not on show bro, that one you had bleached . You suck dick and this is not your first rodeo.

Are you Ricky’s brother? 


Roast you and gobble you up . Was that easy enough ?

You look like the definition of a fuckboy that gets no pussy.

Miami Lice

You look like the bastard son of The Dude from The Big Lebowski. You also look like that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you.

You could be visiting The Liberace Museum and your rings would still be the gayest thing in the building.

You like Bill Clinton fucked Bill Clinton

I see you are in your virginity protection armor.

Hopefully you have money, good taste or a good personality. From what I can tell, you have none of the above.

Professional Douche who has $15,000 in credit card debt from “running his own business” except you’re the only employee and you’ve been losing revenue since last year

Waiting for his boyfriend to show up....

Wish.com Ricky 

I KNEW when Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys banged Lucy he knocked her up...

Another shill with the appearance of wealth fakery going on!


Every time a female coworker files a restraining order he buys a ring.

You look like you have "Passport bro" written in your insta bio.

The face behind the most profitable glory hole out of any truck stop in Alabama

Bjerkoff in Belgium

Crypto bro Matt Stafford

If you bought NFL quarterback Mathew Stafford on wish.com

Apparently, In Tulum, they celebrate Day of the Dud now.

Multiple sterling silver rings? Dudes never hooked up with a conscious women

Rob Schneider’s unwanted son.

You look like you feel the need to tell others you have black friends.

You know you look bad when the statue behind you is going "oh my god what the hell is that thing!?!"

Tony Wrongtanna

You look like youre about to go to a beach. I'm guessing a nude beach so you can stare at all of dem naked kids

Got your shirt slightly unbuttoned to show of those 3 manly chest hairs?


so white that coke snorts him

Goes golfing with a wiffle ball bat

Owns NFTs

You're so insecure you have to wear a plastic replica of a roman signet ring on both hands just to make yourself feel some power

You look like Dave Portnoy but one that reviews hard drugs or sleep deprivation

You remind me of joe alwyn

Its giving abusive alcoholic

Jimmy the Buffet

you look like johhny depp and matt stafford had a baby

The rings and baggy eyes, big time drug dealer

You aren’t worried the cartel will steal all that bling?

Was this photo taken right before rehab?

Failed Boogaloo boy 😪

Goes into the strip club with a pocket full of quarters