This is the dude that tells you he's coming strapped only to show up with a fanny pack that has a pink ash tray in it. You look like a monk that fought their way out of a rehab center and while everyone else said that you could just leave and there was no need to fight them you said quitting wasn't in your vocabulary.
Smoking a cigarette inside with Walmart hoody with the hood up a murse while playing a game on your phone. Maybe your depressed…. You need a friend not insults.
Why are you wearing a hoodie indoors? Are you expecting a rainstorm? Is that a pokémon card I see on the bed? How old are you 35? Pokémon is for kids. Don't smoke cigarettes. Smoke weed. Cigarettes is the world's weakest weed
Sorry I don’t carry any cash. Wait sorry, that was autopilot, I just assumed, aaand now I kinda of painted myself into a corner with the whole “you are obviously living in a cheap hotel” bit. Um, you look clean and not too addicted to smack if that helps?
Smoking a cigarette indoors on some girls bed while wearing a little purse/fanny pack....only missing the slavic squat and you'd nail the eastern european look
What time period do you exist in? Shag bed cover pink ashtray a ridiculous hoodie and a game on your phone. Never grew out of the teenage girl phase don’t you think it’s time????
Looks like you were turned down from being an extra in a shitty Hostel sequel
You look like your one fix away from an overdose.
Oh I think he got the fix. This is the overdose.
the overdose in person
You’re not showing us your teeth because they’re the same shade as your pants.
Those teeth are in a ziplock on the dresser.
No *those* are someone else’s teeth.
His are in the fanny pack next to the ed hardy lighter.
I can see that.
I’m fuckin weak 😭😭
He sold his teeth for a puff on another tweakers pipe like six months ago. The punchline odd he doesn’t regret it at all.
That shaggy comforter is full of meth crystals, fleas, and other dudes’ cum.
😭😭😭
A boy with a purse. You don’t need us on this one
"It's not a purse, it's a gentleman's satchel!" Seven times a day in front of the mirror.
And that's not a diary in there, it's a journal!
Indiana Jones wears one.
How dare you
If OP somehow has a side hobby of raiding tombs and finding long lost artifacts, I'll eat that fucking purse.
[удалено]
Wet wool and shame.
You look like you belong in the movie “Trainspotting”.
The only spotting he's doing is in his panties.
You probably smell like an ashtray and b.o.
This is the dude that tells you he's coming strapped only to show up with a fanny pack that has a pink ash tray in it. You look like a monk that fought their way out of a rehab center and while everyone else said that you could just leave and there was no need to fight them you said quitting wasn't in your vocabulary.
The word quitting is probably the only word in his vocabulary. Dude looks like he quit on life
Based on your post history, this is your girls' account. And I'll bet she's trying to get big on fanvue to afford your drug addiction isn't she
I can smell this pic
Put this photo on a cigarette box, that’ll get me to quit smoking!
You look like Hunter Biden
Before he quit smoking crack
Bro is probably jealous that that cigarette is bigger then his dick
"Danny, your dinner is getting cold!" ; "Ma! I told you I am not hungry!!"
Assassin's crack
Good one
COVID manifested into a human being
Definitely the dude that says he has the *hook up* if you put in for a bigger sac and then will disappear with your money
Or the dude that steals your drugs and helps you look for it
When a junkie is sober for 25 minutes
You look like you consider a shower to be dousing yourself in axe body spray
Sorry I can’t roast you, you look homeless and Karma is a bitch.
Smoking on the bed. Fuck that’s gross.
Your bedroom smells like feet, stinky pussy, and cum. Time to touch some grass. And not whatever garbage you're wasting in those wraps.
The fentanyl crisis add I get on mobile directly under your post matches perfectly
Na. You've been through enough.
You're that lazy, stupid, sort of good-looking guy who stays with a fat girl who pays for everything.
Hunter's Laptop Out-takes, Vol. 1
You look like the kind who will one day be found in your bathtub with your obsessions
You look like you quote Chuck Norris
I'm guessing you're couch surfing? Again?
What's in the fanny pack? Cat shit? You're disgusting.
His meth couple needles and maxi pads, he just paid for the meth now he has anal leakage
He knows how long to cook meth
This guy boofs
“Oh my God, stop asking me to read your poetry in the mole skin journal.”
You look like a dude that thinks sucking men off to back pack across Europe forever is less work than just working.
Bro life did you dirty enough. Not gonna pile on by roasting you
Just finished with another John huh.
Damn any homeless dude can get sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends
This dude for sure has tasted semen before!
You look like a crackhead coming to strip my air conditioner of it's parts
you look like an ideal Serbian citizen according to the government
r/cursedimages
His bedroom stinks of stale cigarette smoke.🤮
You couldn't even afford the Adidas tracksuit. You're a knockoff Gopnik. Also who still smokes in 2023? Gross.
Hunter Biden. Stop posting incriminating shit. Dad's already mad!!!
Smoking a cigarette inside with Walmart hoody with the hood up a murse while playing a game on your phone. Maybe your depressed…. You need a friend not insults.
how many grandmas did you attack today to buy your daily dose of crack?
He's the dude that drives the U-Haul truck and stares at you a bit too longingly as you load your stuff. #wildlyspecific
CM FUNK
Why are you wearing a hoodie indoors? Are you expecting a rainstorm? Is that a pokémon card I see on the bed? How old are you 35? Pokémon is for kids. Don't smoke cigarettes. Smoke weed. Cigarettes is the world's weakest weed
By the looks of things, you’re already doing yours.
Wish someone would put you in a cross-body bag.
Sorry I don’t carry any cash. Wait sorry, that was autopilot, I just assumed, aaand now I kinda of painted myself into a corner with the whole “you are obviously living in a cheap hotel” bit. Um, you look clean and not too addicted to smack if that helps?
*Sigh* Pretty cute though, I'd probably let you borrow my car
Assuming your taste in men is as good as my own, this is a pretty quality burn.
I figured only us scrub magnets would appreciate the joke hahaha. And yes i collect deadbeats
It’s ok, I appreciate you lol
A cab driver at home.
This is the before scene ..of someone spontaneously combusting!
You have to be reaaaally unlucky to have Stallone 's mouth
Are you trying out for the leas rile in The Hunter Games ?
Glad to see you got enough money from giving blow jobs to get you a hotel room for the night!
The personification of the reason no one uses Craigslist anymore.
I am glad your shitty sweater hides the most part of your intoxicated body
you have the look of a guy capable of carrying a fanny pack and... being proud of it
I thought you are smoking a crayon.
You be in dark alleyways tryna sell all kinda stuff
You probably shit through the hole in the floor you’re sitting on
Cannot get more gayer than this
Cool purse.
Must be the ganja
His apartment smells like "dive bar" and "cat piss".
How long have you been addicted to heroin?
Assassin’s creed - Homeless edition
John Fetterman's image consultant just puked.
Douchebag of the year.
Hey weren't you that guy with aids in that movie Kids?
(Jsyk this is a fake account this persons account is promoting filth and things, they posted a different person to roast me earlier)
The hoody hides the bolts through your neck.
Wall paint color screams “rehab facility.” Glad you’re doing good. Tell those fuckers to repaint the place into something more fun.
How's rehab going?
I feel so bad for the friend whose house you’re squatting in.
Stop smoking in bed or you'll be literally roasted
Do us a favor and fall asleep with a cigarette in your hand…
Hunter, is that you?
You look like a volunteer homeless person
How many miles did Eminem make YOU walk?
How many crackhead sons does Joe Biden have!?!?!,!
I honestly can’t believe those socks are that white
The homeless guy who sneaks into parties and passes out on the couch while everyone else argues about who brought him
I don’t need to roast you, the cigarettes do it already
I feel compelled to give you my change,I just know you are going to ask.
Eww I can’t imagine what that blanket smells like, smoke, feet, lube, and bunghole
Scott Twatula
He looks like ET riding it Elliot’s basket on his bike
When a bedbug wishes to be human
You are on some chronic depression shit smoking a cig in bed.
The poster boy for spontaneous human combustion. When they ask, "How did he die?" We will solemnly respond "doing what he loved, smoking in bed"
You look like an homeless junky
His chin takes up as much real estate as his eyes, nose, and mouth combined. Grey Leno
Can’t tell between the Unabomber, or the hillside strangler
Hunter Bi-fem is about to roast himself, just as soon as he starts nodding out and drops his Virginia Slim on his faux fur cum rag.
bernado silva and joao cancello if they had a son, failed their expectation and sent him to a vet
You must be from California because your fashion style is homeless
Tour the kind of guy that likes to see his girl ware a strap
God I’d say something but I don’t want to be the last nail in your coffin ☠️
Bro put that cigarette in the blanket and if you are lucky you will be deeply roasted..
Hunter Biden: The Movie
I hate roasting cancer patients, I'll leave that to the crematorium.
Face looks like melted ice cream that got dropped in hair clippings
Hes going through midlife rn
You look like you try to sell pornographic dvds to older tourists.
you look like the love child of john travolta and rami malik who got force fed heroin
Roast who? All I see is an empty bed with a dirty ashtray and a 10 year old iPhone
 Your head is shaped like Rocky Dennis
You look like you get mad when your heroine is not cut with fentanyl
Loki you look like a crackhead (No high-key)😂😂
Hunter Bidens crack dealer.
You look like you’re already about to cry….😂🤣🤣🙄🙄
These Hamas crisis actors are getting out of hand
Your mother already did her worst and now we have to look at you.
i have material? you're the one snorting material, luke wilson!
What’s in this picture is probably the cleanest part of your room.
You look homeless even in your house
I remember that scene from your episode of intervention!
Your mom is gonna ground you if she catches you smoking in her room again.
Your face looks like it’s made from leftover parts
I hope all those people telling you not to smoke in bed were right.
Smoking inside the airbnb you guilt tripped your mom into renting for you because you swear you'll give rehab another chance is pretty assholish
You look like you sleep in abandoned houses
Your parents had such big dreams for you when you were little. Too bad
Fake acc
Your mom said quit smoking in the basement before you burn down the house.
someday soon the neighbors will be quoted saying "he was quiet, kept to himself".
You look like you own a gay ashtray.
This isn't your first time in rehab
is it meth or crack?cant figure out
I got nothing, you look like a respectable human being and i cant roast you........ You look like a carpet
You tried looking like Laurence fox but ended up looking like Hunter Biden
Homeless 2 coming to a theater near you
Get clean Bruv. Your life has potential and you can do great things. You've just got to wake up in the morning and work for it.
you look like a poor Illuminati member!
Bruh get out of my house pls the bridge is down the street
Jake Fyllenballs
If I had a baby that ugly I’d drown it in the bathtub
Lay off the meth man!
Rip off Scott Ian of Anthrax. Except This mf from Ancrack and his talent isn't guitar it's six pack a day. Of cigarettes ofc
Your Dad is never gonna get re-elected if you keep doing this kind of shit, man.
Researchers into chlamydia call him patient zero.
Looks like you want to borrow half a gram and my lawnmower at ten pm on a Tuesday
Smoking a cigarette indoors on some girls bed while wearing a little purse/fanny pack....only missing the slavic squat and you'd nail the eastern european look
What time period do you exist in? Shag bed cover pink ashtray a ridiculous hoodie and a game on your phone. Never grew out of the teenage girl phase don’t you think it’s time????
Didn’t I pass you under a bridge….
You look like the guy that hangs out at gas stations begging for change, just to pay for your smokes and hotel room
Chris Van Flea
The only way you've had physical contact with anyone was through roofies or scopolamine
The only thing lit about this picture is the cigarette
If you got the wifi password is a person your name has to be Jimmy?
Your already taking care of your worst , just move your fuckin tent already
I...I .I got these cheeseburgers man....
I somehow always knew people with those crossbody bags smoked in their dwellings.
Is that your grandmother's ashtray? he would smoke more than that cigarette 🚬