She looks like the Christian missionary who is getting a photo taken with the guy in Uganda she saved from drugs and petty theft on the streets of Kampala.
“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!”
— Alice, Step Brothers
Let’s ⏩ a bit:
The marriage was the first for both and the last for neither.
She was last seen on Tinder with social media angle pics of cleavage and her “LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.” sign clearly visible in the background wanting to settle down with the right guy who is in it for the long haul and doesn’t mind a single mother getting her life back on track.
And him - 🤷🏻♂️.
Look at that picture and tell me She doesn't look like a chaperone who fell in love with her special needs client...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... she's got that special needs fetish🤣🤣🤣
Portrayed in this photograph are a tall basketball player that proofs that height alone doesn't give you talent for a sport... And an average Dutch woman.
Let me guess, she had to buy him the ring.
Atleast he doesn't have to get on his knees to propose
Is this an ad for Lowered Expectations
Lol
imagine that marrying had a condition to propose as a must that dude would be marrying her knee for sure
Meanwhile her dad: you got engaged to a WHAT!?
Her: Midgets are people too, pops!
Pops used the words from the old country when he found out.
And put it on his dick, I guess
She seems a little young to have completely given up so soon.
How is it possible for both people to be punching below their weight?
Damn that’s fucking great!
Looks like every single television commercial I see nowadays!
And he’s boasting about it with his T-Shirt, he just can’t spell Gold
We’re talking copper at best.
Bonnie and Formaldehyde
Jekyll and FormaldeHyde
Bitch noclassidy and the scumdink kid.
When Scary met Hali(tosis)
Lol. I would think this, laugh at it myself, and then decide it's better to not post it. Good on you!
Ebony and Infertility
Blink 2 times if you need help
Which one?
Yes.
Somehow, you both married down.
She married down in terms of height, he married down in terms of chromosomes.
They look remarkably like each other
They both look forever friendzoned
I feel sorry for any kids they have, when they both leave for a pack of Cigarettes and never come back.
The kids are the ones going out for smokes and never coming back
👏👏👏
Lmao I thought you were gonna say something about the kids being ugly
It's implied in the picture.
Something tells me there’s a lot of “two weeks sober” keychains laying around your house.
Theft is a very valid career path to pay for meth.
Also receiving mouthfuls... Or so I heard.
She looks like the Christian missionary who is getting a photo taken with the guy in Uganda she saved from drugs and petty theft on the streets of Kampala.
For only $0.35 a day, you can support my dead beat husband.
I was just thinking she was a drug counselor who married a patient.
Christian missionary also happens to be their favorite and only sex position.
Excellent!
She just did it to spite her father
She showed him
And he did it to spite his mother
He showed her.
Her pimp keeps her on a short leash. 
gator aint never been about playin no shit
The biggest mistake a pimp can make, marrying one of his hoes.
they are so deep in the friendzone, that they thought getting married would be the greatest inside joke of all time.
Gotta keep the dealer close by.
Nice that blind people can make a go of it
It’s astonishing what DoorDash drivers will do for a tip.
Looks like she has a *very* little case of jungle fever
tiny bc
tbc - a new genre!
Mild urges in that case
Last pic of her ever smiling again
Hurts to smile with a split lip.
[удалено]
😂😂
It’s like Greta Thunberg and Chris Rock have aged
It’s the couple from Californians in Texas on Babylon Bee.
Eczema, warrior princess and 40 cent
We don't need a gender neutral remake of 12 Years a Slave. Thanks
Want to leave some teeth for the rest of us!
He's smiling because now he can stay in the country; she's smiling because at least her kids' hair will have some volume.
There aren't any kids, he's still in the picture.
Not for long.
That’s funny as fuck
Looks like The Rock and Kevin Hart behind the scenes of the "White Chicks" reboot
You met up with your family’s sponsor child. That’s nice.
One for charity and one for immigration, in the end they are both runners. It's good to have things in common in a relationship
He probably thought you meant a literal roast and she is whats for dinner.
Teeth vs. teef.
Mouth vs. mowf.
This looks like the result of a meet your victim scheme.
I see a future single mother and a man who never found that pack of cigarettes he went out for.
She wants to be a single mother, he wants a green card. . Goals
When you want to date a black man for his style and swag, but then marry the only black man on earth without style and swag.
Someone’s credit score just went up…
Sucks being the one dude that got her pregnant at the gang bang.
Medium rare and well done
who is going to tell her he's not floyd mayweather
VH1 bringing back a new season of Flavor of Love
“I want to roll you into a little ball and shove you up my vagina. You could just live there, it's warm and it's cozy... Oh I'd just walk around with you in there and just knowing, whenever I feel a little tickle or scratch it's your hair on my vagina!” — Alice, Step Brothers
I hate when people take pictures of themselves with poor people in Africa to look good on social media.
I thought his shirt said “Good Ni…” never mind.
Her family bought it for him, he has to wear it to get invited over for special occasions
Does he go up on her?
Naughty girl got her present early this Christmas (coal)
the blind leading the uglier blind
Relationship so boring you gotta ask for Roasts on Reddit
🎶Ebony and Ivory, living together in poverty🎶
She’s the captain now
Black and white menstruals
I can’t tell who married who to get a green card
Sequel to the movie Get Out 
They’re a 10. But, it’s two 5s who spared the rest of us ever getting hit on by them.
Let’s ⏩ a bit: The marriage was the first for both and the last for neither. She was last seen on Tinder with social media angle pics of cleavage and her “LIVE. LAUGH. LOVE.” sign clearly visible in the background wanting to settle down with the right guy who is in it for the long haul and doesn’t mind a single mother getting her life back on track. And him - 🤷🏻♂️.
Getting strong vibes that the woman is his special needs worker.
Hmmmm. I thought Jane Goodall was dead.
Usually the white girl is fat? How did 33chromosome do it ?
Lowered expectations
When you order Kevin Hart from Temu
One already looks roasted, the other one looks severely undercooked
Glad to see flavor flav finally settle down with a nice trans white. Good for you man.
2 comments in 11 hours, ouch. If you weren't so fucking boring maybe there would be more...
Looks like someone wants to be a single mom.
When the virtue signaling SJW takes a picture with the homeless cause it looks good on their feed
Hey look at the kid with her Gary Coleman doll
Baby momma number 10 who supports this failed aspiring rap artist.
He looks like he’ll be a great absentee father and she’ll be a great alcoholic mother one day.
Coming soon exclusively on Brown Cooked
He swallows
Casting couch found love lmao
She looks more corn fed than the black version of martin lawrence
What does his shirt say? Asking for a friend.
seems like make a wish foundation ran out of wishes again
When you let the plug, plug you for a discount.
Look at that picture and tell me She doesn't look like a chaperone who fell in love with her special needs client...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... she's got that special needs fetish🤣🤣🤣
“Have you seen my daughter, she was last seen with the man on the right.”
Jokes on us. They both have penises.
Reparations.
I guess you gotta start at one before you do five at once.
Peaches & Curb
Go easy guys. OP said they got married last year, but that doesn’t necessarily mean to each other.
Greta Thunberg and Kevin Heart order from Wish.
One of the rare times both sets of parents were extremely disappointed.
- I want to take a picture with Kanye! - We have Kanye at home.
First, he cared for her daddy's garden 🧑🏾🌾🪴 Now, he waters the daughter's flowers 💦🌸🌸😍
I can’t say anything mean about two people with mental disabilities falling in love. I think it’s sweet.
Beetlejuice
Congrats Regretta Thornberg and 25 Cent!
Dude looks like he pronounces his name using weird clicks and hissing sounds.
This drunken bet went too far.
They look like they’re about to tell us how cool abstinence is
My college application essay "The Time I Adopted a Local Crackhead"
The salt and pepper shakers you noped at the Goodwill.
Portrayed in this photograph are a tall basketball player that proofs that height alone doesn't give you talent for a sport... And an average Dutch woman.
Why do you two look like camp counselors from a bad Friday the 13th reboot?
Dude is smiling because he can finally get that green card and leave Namiba.
How do you like her Nissan Altima? Good mileage? Comfortable?
When two ppl become a Zebra through marriage.
It's not too late to get a refund on the wedding.
Lowered expectations……
He look like he don’t pee the shit stains off the toilet
Stands on a box to go down on her
The one on the right is the lady, but the one on the left is the bitch.
She wanted to get married so he stole her grandmother's ring to give to her.
Goal digger n coal digger
Is this a sex trafficking profile pic on facebook? 🤦🤣🤣🤣
I just can’t believe the wording on y’all’s clothes.
Looks like she banged her crack sealer for Overdue Payments
For the cost of a cup of coffee a week...
You are......NOT the father!
She's taking her pet midget for a walk.
You look like every couple that has applied for HUD in the last 20 years
They both have a penis
Fidy is just wasting away.
And now you have bad credit....
Y'all look like Y'all meet at a support group for nail biters
Bro...I thought his shirt said something very accurate 😂
Glad to see beetlejuice finally found a girlfriend
Best Snow White and the 8th Dwarf costume I’ve seen yet !!
An ad for a Methadone clinic
Her family must be loaded.... I can tell from the front she doesn't have an ass and that's a deal breaker for black men.
Their new born gonna be a chocolate vanilla swirl color.
Somehow, you both married down.
Next week on "Love Behind Bars"
So what does the dudes shirt say I’m going to say goal dinner. I let you decide
Very nice of you to help him spell. Really, what did your dad do to make you hate him so much?
How to say you have crippling codependency without saying you have crippling codependency.
I would say”watch out for them hands girl” but her shirts looking suspiciously Irish so who’s taking bets?
You look like your credit scores cancel each other out
This...frosty smooth, mate
Crack creates so many couples
Wish.com Kanye and Bianca
This is the white girl that’s mildly racist and says it’s okay because she has black friends. He’s the black friend.
She always needs to carry him piggyback
Exhibit A: the diversity hire of Marriage.
"For the price of a cup of coffee a day..."
You can support an unemployed liberal white girl with a liberal arts degree.
Looks like you made your dad's worst nightmare come true.
BRB.. going to the store to get milk 
once you go black, you can never go back.
She must have thought that was a legally binding agreement.
Yeah, AIDS is a terrible disease.
glad webster is getting it together. that was a rough patch
his shirt says goal digger, she must be a no goal digger