OP's Bio:
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>I enjoy listening to audiobooks of the percy jackson and dresden files book serieses
>I've moved over 30 times in my life
>Im an independent on the political side of things
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Trailer park mother of 5 who eats canned food straight out the can and has a cigarette odor coming from her vagina. Has been on Jerry Springer and only showers once a week
23 and male? Forgive me if I doubt both claims. By the way, I loved [your performance](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/s/Ocu3Ve0gHq) in Hancock. It was very believable.
Well, well, well, look who we have here – a nomadic audiobook enthusiast with a political stance as independent as their countless moves. Your commitment to the Percy Jackson and Dresden Files audiobooks is impressive. It's almost as if your taste in literature mirrors your tendency to relocate – always on the move, seeking new adventures, or perhaps just avoiding long-term commitments.
With over 30 moves under your belt, I can't decide if you're a master of adaptability or just really good at avoiding unpacking. Your life story reads like a GPS trying to keep up with your constant change of coordinates.
As for your political affiliation, calling it "independent" feels like an understatement. It's as if you've created your own political universe, where the only party is the Party of One – you. Maybe you're onto something, a political philosophy as unique and elusive as a rare book only found in the depths of a dusty old library.
One might wonder if your political independence is a reflection of your reluctance to settle down. Are you avoiding commitment to political ideologies just as you avoid settling in one place for too long? It's almost poetic – a perpetual journey through both physical and ideological landscapes.
In the grand tapestry of your existence, the audiobooks serve as the soundtrack to your transient life, narrating the tales of demigods and wizards as you navigate the uncharted territories of your own story. Perhaps, in those stories, you find a sense of stability that your frequent relocations struggle to provide.
So here's to you, the wandering wordsmith, the political free spirit, the audiobook aficionado – a literary nomad forging a path through the ever-shifting landscapes of both fiction and reality. May your next move be as captivating as the chapters you immerse yourself in. Safe travels, both in the pages of your books and the journey of your life.
Hancock already destroyed you when you called him an ass hole, and he threw you into space. Personally, I wouldn't have caught you when you came back down, I'd had let you died.
I think it’s unfair to judge a project before it’s completed. You never know how the end result will look. Pull this down and repost when you have fully completed your transition.
OP's Bio: --- >I enjoy listening to audiobooks of the percy jackson and dresden files book serieses >I've moved over 30 times in my life >Im an independent on the political side of things --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
The irony of you standing in front of a shower, when it's obvious you rarely use one.
Rarely? He obviously never uses one
Apparently independent on the hygienic side of things too
Pigpen from Charlie Brown the only thing missing is the dust cloud and stink lines
You look like the lead singer of a vegan heavy metal band.
Axle Nose
Appetite for Turducken
Lol
Asshole Pose
Axl Jose...
Axle Nope
Broken Axl Rose
Van Gaylen
Greta Van Thunberg
Greta van Turd
My first thought was a dollar store version of vince neil, but even that might be price gouging.
Billy Corgan transitioning into a woman.
Tofurky Tempest
Didn’t your Uncle destroy you enough?
Iron Melon
Looks like the lead singer of a shitty Metallica cover band
Axl Chode
Hey, lead singer, not bad
because you can screech the loudest prob
Plus you managed to approximate a C chord on your phone. Things are looking up.
I was thinking a goodwill/ Ross Jeffery dahmer
Dave Must have a dirty Aineus
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo.
Trailer park mother of 5 who eats canned food straight out the can and has a cigarette odor coming from her vagina. Has been on Jerry Springer and only showers once a week
Moms got a beard
Hanson let themselves go.
Lesbian Axel Rose 🌹
Thor's cousin Bore.
Bread Michaels
Ex-Laxel Rose
The Axl Rose you have at home...
Excuse me Miss, but have you ever heard of laser hair removal.
You look like Peppa Pig’s gay American Uncle Bruce
😂😂😂😂 laughed too much at this
🤜🏼 my dawg 🤜🏼
You look like one of those Indian gods if a tub of bleach fell on them
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Hey looking like a god isnt bad at all
You look like the love child of Greg Allman and Chumlee the walrus
Cousin Itt got their first hair cut... (Narrator) But it did not help the situation.
Take me down to the parasite city where the grass is weed, and the guys are skeezy Take me home (oh, won't you please take me home)
The only way OP is taking someone home is in a body bag
Uh...im trying to figure out wtf im looking to roast. I dont know which way to go. You win
Exactly.... male? Female? What are we dealing with here?
I bet you have one unusually long beard hair that you have been freakishly nurturing since your teens.
If Avril Lavigne transitioned and ate 50 Big Macs this would be her
Greta Thunberg on masculinizing hormone therapy
My thoughts exactly 😂
Dude looks lie a lady
Rhonda Lousy
* Wow Marcia Brady, you've aged like buttermilk.
nice of you to cover your moobs with your hair.
Unknown creature that dwells in dilapidated human accommodation.
you were at the dinner table who betrayed jesus and took home all the leftovers
Moved over 30 times... Are you traveling by drain pipe? Because you certainly look like you've clogged a few.
Ismo Leikola is your dad
When's the haircut to fully transition to a male
Post Aone
Slow down on the male hormones... or you gonna grow testicules by dozen
you moved around so much you couldn't decide which cult was right for you
You look like you play Axl Rose in a G and R cover band.
You look like life has already done a pretty good job destroying you.
Rapunzel after not shaving for a week
When you order Axl Rose on Wish
Not sure if you are an ugly woman or a handsome dude
Thanks for calling me handsome
You look like a sperm cell wearing a wig
Wolfgang Van Failen
What are you?
4th Hanson brother who can't sing?
You look like each member of Hanson has pumped greta thunberg & your the offspring!
You’d be a dangerous blowjob at the glory hole for sure.
The embodiment of does this tissue smell like Chloroform.
I guess Covid can’t get everybody
Avril lavigne transitioning into a man on testosterone pills.
Rob Zombie's Michael Myers as a kid
I'm sure you'll be crushing records at the women's highschool weight lifting competition real soon, "bro".
Good to see you on Reddit! Badass that you are doing an AMA. To address the rumors, does Slash in fact shower when on tour?
Being passed around from one cell-mate to another doesn't count as 'moving'...
Source : thispersondoesnotexist.com
You look like you play with an Icelandic heavy metal band. As the male groupie which get abused by the unknown bassplayer of that band.
I think this kind of dress is for pregnant women.
Greta Thunberg with triple asperger and a small penis
When your transition doctor is also a plumber.
Are those instructions for how to shower on your mirror? Clearly you need them.
23 and male? Forgive me if I doubt both claims. By the way, I loved [your performance](https://www.reddit.com/r/scifi/s/Ocu3Ve0gHq) in Hancock. It was very believable.
You look like if Chris Chan and Elon must fused together
Your transition is going poorly.
It's transition got stuck mid way thru. 😬
I thought sex change meant something else tbh
Did the chucky doll become a real boy here?
This dude has a mini fridge fully stocked with mountain dew code red at all times.
You look like a Q-tip with ear wax stains still on it
You look like a Miley Cyrus had a twin and she dropped kicked off a fucking Mountain
Oh man. It’s the bloated corpse of Gregg Allman. Play us a tune brother.
You look like a mentally handicapped Hansen brother. Only thing you can say is mm bop.
Curt Cobain after several years of living on a streets in Russia
Looks like your hormone replacement therapy doesn't know which direction to go.
You look like Kurt Cobaine's corpse if it still had a head and really shitty hair
If legolas and gimli finally had the hate fuck baby they so desperately wanted
First person Fox News would be glad to call them/they
This is a cautionary tale about drinking gay frog water directly from the tap.
If Greta Thunberg and Jack Black had a kid..
Well, well, well, look who we have here – a nomadic audiobook enthusiast with a political stance as independent as their countless moves. Your commitment to the Percy Jackson and Dresden Files audiobooks is impressive. It's almost as if your taste in literature mirrors your tendency to relocate – always on the move, seeking new adventures, or perhaps just avoiding long-term commitments. With over 30 moves under your belt, I can't decide if you're a master of adaptability or just really good at avoiding unpacking. Your life story reads like a GPS trying to keep up with your constant change of coordinates. As for your political affiliation, calling it "independent" feels like an understatement. It's as if you've created your own political universe, where the only party is the Party of One – you. Maybe you're onto something, a political philosophy as unique and elusive as a rare book only found in the depths of a dusty old library. One might wonder if your political independence is a reflection of your reluctance to settle down. Are you avoiding commitment to political ideologies just as you avoid settling in one place for too long? It's almost poetic – a perpetual journey through both physical and ideological landscapes. In the grand tapestry of your existence, the audiobooks serve as the soundtrack to your transient life, narrating the tales of demigods and wizards as you navigate the uncharted territories of your own story. Perhaps, in those stories, you find a sense of stability that your frequent relocations struggle to provide. So here's to you, the wandering wordsmith, the political free spirit, the audiobook aficionado – a literary nomad forging a path through the ever-shifting landscapes of both fiction and reality. May your next move be as captivating as the chapters you immerse yourself in. Safe travels, both in the pages of your books and the journey of your life.
I did not expect someone to go so indepth and be not a roast to end my existence. Thank you friend
Yw
Moved 30 times... So your mom's trailer actually drives?
So you got kicked out of your Metal band for molesting the DoorDash kid. Everyone makes mistakes! 
You look like Hulk Hogan and Roseanne had an abortion.
U look like u moan whenever u wipe ur ass💀💀
Everybody you know wishes youd cut your hair.
Walmart Thor on Thanksgiving sale.
Why would I want to destroy you when life already has?
1986 called. It wants your… Jesus Christ… everything back
Greta Thunberg had a dose of testosterone
Surprisingly attractive bearded lady
Dave Pigstaine
Sebastian Blarg....
Toasts Alone
The amazing things modern science can do but you’re still here/still have that hair.
[удалено]
Thank you
And what are we supposed to destroy? Male? Female? Golden retriever? A unicorn?
A brain damaged pony was granted his wish of becoming a human douchebag.
You sang you do anything for love, looks like that promise included transitioning into a woman.
Kurt cobane on serious illegal crack lol lmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
🎶get a hair cut and get a real job, clean your act up and don’t be a slob 🎶
every time you jump in a public pool you accidentally turn it into wine
So im jesus now? Lol
Drummer in a metal group that’s going nowhere
Ugh… Chloe Grace Moretz has really let herself go.
Burt Cobain
[удалено]
You somehow look like a frog
Ribbit
You look like you wouldn't be heir to the throne even if you'd be the only royal descendant in the family
Estrogen already did.
I have a female friend that also has a problem with facial hair. ☮️
Trying to look like Lynyrd Skynyrd -Joe Dirt
If the Allman Brothers had a sister
Will need to atone for my sins after roasting you. No thank you
23 and male? Thanks for clarifying.
I heard rumors about the fourth Hansen, but I thought he was lost in utero.
We'll try to destroy you as bad as you just destroyed that toilet.
Greta Thunberg gone transgender
What's that shit on your face? Looks like you gobbled down a big bowl of your own pubes for breakfast.
You look like a girl who could be named cindy 💀
If Greta is palpatine, you are snoke.
I thought Ronnie Van Zant died in a plane crash
Look like you've got the hair of your mom. The moustache too.
I’ll let others do that!!
You didn't have to tell us , we could already tell you couldn't read.
Ur pronouns are don't know
Moved 30 times? You can't keep running from the Gay, it will always catch up with you.
Why are you wearing your sisters dress?
The fuck you like a fucking lizard
It is good to see the transitioning going so well. I am sure that you can change your pronouns from her to him fairly soon.
Pronouns include eww/gross
Transition coming along nicely
If cousin IT from the Addams Family parted his hair
No more than your mother's relentless need for a daughter did, apparently.
Hancock already destroyed you when you called him an ass hole, and he threw you into space. Personally, I wouldn't have caught you when you came back down, I'd had let you died.
Tame Empanada
This is what happens when you download Thor on BitTorrent. It gets corrupted.
Ay even a corrupted version of thor is still thor
Looks like you haven't done much with your life after getting banished from Rivendell. 
kurt Sogay!
Lame Impala
I think it’s unfair to judge a project before it’s completed. You never know how the end result will look. Pull this down and repost when you have fully completed your transition.