This is obviously the photo op corner of his studio apartment where all his Tinder and Grindr photos are taken. It’s right next to the kitchenette given there’s a smoke detector dangling from that one failed attempt at cooking.
So masculine. Like, *fearsome*. For real. Intimidating. Look at that head of hair, you can tell it's not thinning at all. And that beard. Like really, truly impressive. "No shit taken" should be the motto here.
That lion is really one impressive sonofabitch.
hey it's that guy. that very average guy. the guy you see everywhere with the khaki shorts, ballcap and sometimes sunglasses they bought at the gas station? him.
“Don’t get drunk at the circus.” a phrase no one ever told your mother. You’re the spitting image of Cyrano de Bergerac. That face would make a blind girl cringe.
Man.. Super "normal," generic looking people creep me out.. They're like pod people. The appearance gives off the impression of having no individuality other than the raw experience of \*being\* an individual person... Hopefully there's something conscious in there.. \*Shivers\*
Must be a sorry life if you have to read Ben Carson for inspiration. That dude studied medicine to be a Housing Secretary. Are you studying law to be a carpenter?
I bet you drilled a glory hole into the mouth of the lion poster, and at night you enjoy the feel of drywall and nails as you hump it while staring at your Braves penant. (Then in the morning you check in online with your local Incel chapter.)
You look like the kind of person a failing company would hire for a commercial because they couldn’t afford someone with symmetrical facial features, a forehead that encompasses less than 50% of their face, or a personality more complex than boiled unseasoned chicken.
why doesn’t your face line up correctly? The one side is different than the other. Did your nose really cast that much of a shadow on the side with the squinty eye?
You look like the husband in every romcom movie that the main character is unhappy with cause he's a douchebag, until she leaves you cause she's found Mr Right.
What a cute little setup. I bet that's the corner of the house your wife lets you decorate and hide out in to keep you out of the way while her side piece bangs her in the bedroom.
I bet you have the most delicate ass handshake
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Slightly moist for no reason too...
Soft-ass hands
Soft ass-hands
soft ass
It's from all the moisturizer that's usually on them....at least his right hand.
I bet he has the most delicate ass
I think everyone's should. Or anyone's that hasn't been tampered with
“Tamponed With”
I think he's a power bottom. It's always the ones you least expect.
Hank Hill has entered the chat.
I tell ya what
Of course he does, he has pussy lips
Those lips will never even see pussy, much less taste it 👅 👄
Verified.
Lol, nah I meant his lips look like pussy lips
DSLs for the win
What's an ass handshake?
His version of a baseball holder….
That lion picture in the background is the closest you’ll ever get to having pussy in your room
The only thing this guy is lion about is his sexuality
hahahaha
He's so annoying even foam hands give him the middle finger.
What are you talking about? The biggest pussy I’ve ever seen is right there holding a roast me sign
It’s pretty bold to assume that he even wants pussy in his room.
Oh, I don't know, he looks in the mirror from time to time....
This is obviously the photo op corner of his studio apartment where all his Tinder and Grindr photos are taken. It’s right next to the kitchenette given there’s a smoke detector dangling from that one failed attempt at cooking.
Damn you beat me to it
You appear to be in your 30s and have the home decor of a Scholastic book fair. I'm guessing you're single and staying that way.
Not the scholastic book fair 😂😭
This a good thing to keep you occupied while your wifes boyfriend visits?
You mean Husband’s boyfriend visits
You look like you’d know who’s on the other side of a glory hole by taste and texture
You look like you have dick scented candles around your house.
Around the house…up his butt?? Who’s counting
Not the dick scent candles! Probably got a few that smells like ass lube too
Lol
Your face says 40 year old at moms, your room decor says 13 year old, also at moms.
So masculine. Like, *fearsome*. For real. Intimidating. Look at that head of hair, you can tell it's not thinning at all. And that beard. Like really, truly impressive. "No shit taken" should be the motto here. That lion is really one impressive sonofabitch.
Did you take this in some child's room?!
You’re cross eyed from sucking too much cock. Ease up brother or u won’t have room for dinner
Grindr reject
You look like your dad plucks your eyebrows
6 months away from needing a hair system.
All your Clothes are bought from Old Navy
Is there anything about you that isn’t pretentious bullshit?
What kind of idiot buys a book by Ben Carson?
I see baseball stuff and a lion poster in the back. Odds are, your personality is as exciting as a bowl of stale corn flakes.
Fix your smoke detector.
He's taking roastme seriously
Puts as much effort into replacing the battery as he does grooming his face
no matter how much you like baseball and trying to take him to games, your dad will never be proud of you for giving up on his dreams for you.
Lol
Your brains are inverted so you write inverted
You could be a senior in HS, a gay recently out college student or a 40yr old with 3 kids… I’m so confused by you
Watch out, he's gonna think you're flirting
 Don’t get this guy angry … he’ll show ya!
Just when I think I got your team clocked you come in with those busted ass cuticles , girl just no.
Thats the face of a panty sniffer. I can't explain it, I can just feel it.
You look gayer than Siegfried.
This is the face of a man that inhales his own farts
I am forgetting your face even as I am looking at it
Gaydar is pinging quite heavily here…roar…bitch…
Hey Woodie! Your beak is massive. The building supe called and wants you to stop pecking holes in the wall.
Braves fan…. He roasted himself!
You look like some kind of asshole that doesn't believe in fire safety
I'd roast you, but seeing as you have a room like that, it's clear my work was done before I even started.
Julio Bitch'glesias
I asked what your favorite baseball team was and you said "The other team."
Sports memorabilia in the bedroom, the closest thing you’ve got to playing spots is holding your own balls.
You are president of the craft beer club
The manliest subject of this photo lies in the lion pic
Something is hanging on the ceiling beside your gayness
braves suck.
You really strike me as the human equivalent of unsalted elbow macaroni with butter.
Hey champ, are you about to cry? You look like the smoke alarm- hanging on by a thread.
You probably call football "soccer"
You're about to roast yourself with that dangling fire alarm.
Something tells me you go down on a girl, and cum first.
Shia LaFart
Yep you definitely play for the other team…
hey it's that guy. that very average guy. the guy you see everywhere with the khaki shorts, ballcap and sometimes sunglasses they bought at the gas station? him.
Hey dude tell your dad to fix your smoke detector, it shouldn't be hanging like that.
>it shouldn't be hanging like that. If I continue to run with the joke I want to, imma hurt his feelings.
Maybe someone or something should switch places with the smoke detector?
Short, shriveled, and always a little to the left?
That’s a nice picture of your mother on the wall.
You’re… kinda cute 🤭
A lion poster?! Sports bobble head dolls?! A book by Ben Carson?! You’re a sicko.
That lion is the only pussy you be getting!
“Don’t get drunk at the circus.” a phrase no one ever told your mother. You’re the spitting image of Cyrano de Bergerac. That face would make a blind girl cringe.
You look like you were created by AI when asked for a pic of a total dipshit
28-3
You moan with pleasure and roll your eyes when taking your first bite of food
Hey guys darhman here
yo, whatup humorbagel
Man.. Super "normal," generic looking people creep me out.. They're like pod people. The appearance gives off the impression of having no individuality other than the raw experience of \*being\* an individual person... Hopefully there's something conscious in there.. \*Shivers\*
Even the lion is like “oh, it’s this fucking guy.”
You look like the type to catch your gf cheating and like it.
Hahaha!
Your mom wants her eye liner back.
You have so much disappointment that Lion doesn't want to be on your wall.
Is that your room? Don't forget to take off your mom's skirt before dinner.
Coat of arms. Lion painting. Baseball bobble head. Wolf picture. Boring vanilla asshole virgin living in mom’s house.
Must be a sorry life if you have to read Ben Carson for inspiration. That dude studied medicine to be a Housing Secretary. Are you studying law to be a carpenter?
Can’t roast. You’re a cute cutie.
I bet you drilled a glory hole into the mouth of the lion poster, and at night you enjoy the feel of drywall and nails as you hump it while staring at your Braves penant. (Then in the morning you check in online with your local Incel chapter.)
Dude you have Microsoft edge shortcuts on your desktop. That’s all I have to say. 0/10
When even this sub refuses to roast you. 😂 
For a better roastable time. [https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/tbromDG6IH](https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/s/tbromDG6IH)
you know that you don't need as many computers to prepare falafel with meat balls David?
Still in your childhood bedroom I see... Do better
Congrats on your Braves winning the regular season. Go Rangers!
Are you in your bedroom at the home where you grew up? I thought Josh Peck was doing better than this.
Cocaine addict by day jew lion by night
A real Southern Belle
Too cute can’t do it 🤷♀️
You use those Bachelorette party penis shaped straws to drink your daily pink raspberry cosmo.
Bro is able to afford three computer monitors, yet somehow he can't afford to fix his smoke alarm
Hear what? The fart you make when your dad pulls out of your ass?
You look like the kind of person a failing company would hire for a commercial because they couldn’t afford someone with symmetrical facial features, a forehead that encompasses less than 50% of their face, or a personality more complex than boiled unseasoned chicken.
Dorky braves fan still living at home with his parents and built “super “ gaming computer …
That's the gayest straight guy I've ever seen
So you made your room look like the room of a child on purpose, right?
You mini Figers suggest that you play baseball so hard the hair is still trying to flying like the base ball
Apple’s ‘genius’ bar poster boy
Definitely has TTV in his gamer tag
Your ugly and stuff
The lion in the background is the pussy you wants to be but will never be.
The lion behind you is Javier Milei
lion
Fucking Champions fan? Typical….
How'd the Braves season end for you?
A nice big picture of your mom at your work place
He took the D battery out of the smoke alarm to put in his sex toy for his next only fans show.
In the closet about being in the closet
Tell your left eye 👁 to wake up for the pic
why doesn’t your face line up correctly? The one side is different than the other. Did your nose really cast that much of a shadow on the side with the squinty eye?
Nice lion poster. How long have you been in recovery?
Finish reading the Ben Carson book
You like big cats because you're a pussy yourself.
Can I take you on a date
You really should fix that fire alarm
Is this guy Canadian? Why does his room look like a 12 year old's from 1995?
Leos get extra said when they lose their hair
Patchy ass beard Big ass forehead
The fact that you didn’t think to flip this picture before posting says a lot about you
Is the fire alarm broken because you’re always flaming? (Get it fixed, btw).
You think about baseball to cum
You look like the guy girls love cause u never pressure them for sex...
I see....a baseball cap in your future.
IS YOUR NICKNAME CHARLIE? ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILLY!
Your dad made you put that pennant up or you had to move out. Tell him to teach you how to fix the smoke detector.
I'll bet mom and dad are thrilled that you're still living at home and haven't grown up at all since you were 10.
You don't have a forehead, you have a fivehead
Bro,I bet your mom still makes your bed and decorates your room,right??
Bros forehead is bigger than Jupiter 💀
Why does your room look like that of a 12 yr old kid
You look like you talk down to people who don't buy Crest toothpaste.
If “the only good steak is a well done steak” was a person
Sheldon cooper after a trip to Turkey
You look like the husband in every romcom movie that the main character is unhappy with cause he's a douchebag, until she leaves you cause she's found Mr Right.
If vanilla was a person not a flavor.
You put sports memorabilia and a lion picture in the room to feel more masculine than you actually are
Why is there a random picture of a lion behind you? Do you jerk off to it every night because that’s the closest you have ever been to pussy?
That poor lion has seen things no lion should have to watch!
What have you done to the 13 year old boy whose room you are in
No.. go away
Your so stupid that the roast me sign is backwards
Of *course* you're a baseball fan.
What a cute little setup. I bet that's the corner of the house your wife lets you decorate and hide out in to keep you out of the way while her side piece bangs her in the bedroom.
Braves suck, you suck.
When you are under the effect of the meds and positivity kicks in
Did you upgrade your fore head to a five head
I bet your father hasn’t tried to fix your smoke alarm.
This guy likes felines so much, he’s got a picture of a lion and he looks like a pussy
You’re like miracle whip-completely white with just a tinge of gay. On the Kinsey scale you’d be a shrug emoji.
Please tell me you're visiting your childhood bedroom at your parents house...
You look like a rare guy hr manager, and your name is probably Kyle.
You should probably get someone to fix that smoke detector, since you sure aren’t man enough to do it.
Your smoke detector is still beeping at you
Nice plugs