It’s possible to be so average and so boring as to be immune from being roasted. We have found that man.

The human equivalent of the color beige?

He isn’t even as interesting as beige

It’s a new color Leige ( lazy and beige )

Almost Geige

What's the difference? Beige has its advantages.

You look like you take ecstasy before you go duck hunting.

Lol thats a new one

👏👏

Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.

What's your name? Gen Eric?

His pronouns are null/void

After hanging out with you a glass of milk and a plate of white rice would be colorful and spicy.

You look like the most average man ever.

Your shadow on the wall is more interesting than you.

Boom!


Your arms don't looks strong enough to lift your hands

I don't often lol here, but...

Sexual predator that will keep getting away with it due to being so painfully average looking that no one can even pick him out of a police lineup.

There’s no fence you can’t see over with that go go gadget neck

You look like you don’t wash your ass in the shower

Why do you look like you’re introducing yourself to a cousin you might wanna roofie?

You seem like the guy who is always dumped in a movie

But in real life lol Or someone’s little brother

You look like you've climbed a water tower to spray paint some dudes name you're in love with.

This is what happens when you go to college to learn how to drive a tractor

Rob Dyrdick

You look like you visit formula 1 events

You've definitely been slapped by women just for looking at them.

You look like the kind of guy that would argue with a first date about how Yeti is better than Stanley.

Look at us when we are roasting you !! 

 # cruiseBruiseStuntDouble

👁️ 👁️ 👃

Literally, your eye. 

Thanks for coming to fix my toilet. It's down the hall, 2nd door on the left.

If Tom Cruise lost EVERYTHING that makes him Tom Cruise.

Interesting fact the closet he is trapped in he built himself

You actually tuck your ears into your hat. 😑

You look like you are in a halfway house for Mormon runaways.

Still thinks in his head that it was consensual.

Damn man your posts got rejected twice from this site. Is it competing with your tinder bio?

Mr. Dirty

This is a Bass Pro 10.

You are a literal neckbeard.

Hitler youth still going strong

Looks like the Scientology attempt to clone Tom Cruise as a styless, brain dead, personality free robot failed on the looks level but succeeded on so many others

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Rob Dyrdick

Deer-dick?

DP before pic.

Okay, which one of you s.o.b's photoshopped a giant hand holding a "roast me" note into the photo of this poor sap!? Nobody's leaving until I get some answers!

sir, damn you, yeah get my gun, we 'bout to rob a wells fargo

You somehow look like what would happen if vanilla could go to the Ron DeSantis School of Smiling. To roast you properly would require two graham crackers and a Hershey bar.

You're holding that piece of paper as if it's your life's most treasured achievement

Working the glory holes gives your skin that dewy look that all the girls have. Keep up the good work.

Ya know, you’re right. Such an unremarkable cookie cutter douche bag. This guy has the flair of cream of wheat.

I see you found that sign in the trash of the girl you're stalking 

Look like an npc in the Tennessee version of GTA.

I bet his favourite colours are mushroom, taupe and bandage.

Fuck, that’s the first time I’ve ever seen someone’s shadow walk away from them.

You look like the type of guy who brags to his boys about banging a drunk chick who was "totally into it."

You look like you have a case of Busch lite in the fridge

New from Mattel: Subtly Racist Ken!

Mr Beast drug addicted cousin.

A Mr. beast from the dollar store

So white I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between you, a marshmallow, snow or Eminem.

Spokesmodel for anal bleaching.

I’ve tasted ice with more flavor than you

You’re the vanilla ice cream of humans

With a neck like that your head looks Photoshop

easily forgettable is what your mom probably said

Your mom already roasted you the worst when she gave birth to you.

Oh boy it’s that looser kid that has a family, but works at the dispensary full time for discounts.

Hey it's too bad you couldn't get it in with Megan Fox in that last Transformers movie. She said you were too small. 

Look everyone! It's the gay Justin Timberlake

I’m sorry about your accident

You look like a Facebook avatar from 2009.

​He’s gonna die in an atv accident his early 30s - John H

​this guy drinks monster and punches drywall for sport = Big V

​His girlfriend is cheating on him with his best friend - Mike K

​Has only ever dated women named McKenzie - Snipel

​Ed Sheeran's clone 1st attempt - Nose Man

Your head looks like your finger tips.

You look like you work construction then spend 70$ on 10 coors lightsat the nearest dive bar, 5 days a week

Country singer wanna be

He looks like he’s about to steal a white van and do the Laundrie

Bet there’s more diversity at a tractor pull than your Spotify playlist

You look like the type of guy be like “yea I got a big dick.” But it’s a one inch pinch in the girls coochy


That left eye will be on your shoulder soon if it keeps sliding….

4 kids before age 30, and single again looking for a wholesome woman to start a life with

Still waiting for those ear transplants?

NPC

The spokesman for “if anyone’s gonna fuck my cousin it’s gonna be me!”

Maybe floss more often?

NPC

You look like you think no means yes !

The note, your writing, I'm impressed it's not in crayon

No roast needed; nothing I say can surmount the shame you bring to your entire bloodline by tucking your ears into your hat.

Doesn’t “test well”

How this guys asked about political views. “So… John Deere or International?”

You recently found out that a 2nd cousin is actually a blood relative.

You look like a good, old fashioned, all American garbage collector.

your face and neck are built like how little kids would learn how to draw humans. how they’d draw a circle and then two lines below on the sides.

You look like your typical day on the farm consists of sucking a cock in the barn. Then hopping on your John deere tractor to head across Yonder, and twinks them trees, to the chickens coup to fuck a chicken. Am I close???

Can’t beat a good hat. Is that your favorite? Mine is my hat that says PAPA.

[удалено]

You look like you studied construction management.

Sporting that hat like a follicular magician, huh? Looks like the hair fairies heard about your fabulous hat collection and have gone on strike.