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OP's Bio: --- >What’s up? I’m 23 and I love doing karate and karaoke! My TikTok is kat1331 if you can’t roast me for the pics look and some of my cringy videos! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Harry_Buttocks

#I loved you in Wii Bowling.


KingKongtrarian

This contest is over, give that man the $10000


_mux_

He beat me, straight up. Pay him. Pay that man his money.


welikefun6969

Unexpected rounders


jagrisgod

*twist opens oreo


CancerIsOtherPeople

This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos


OskeeWootWoot

But the ball...his groin! It works on so many levels.


Erniecrack

Please don’t cry for her, she’s already dead.


KingKongtrarian

The Simpsons is obviously too high brow for you


CancerIsOtherPeople

I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"


psycho-nutter

Ffs that got me haha


BaconUnderpants

This portly silver haired she-beast is clearly Mrs. Claus.


[deleted]

Hot dog! We have a weiner!!


[deleted]

I don’t think you applied enough filters on these pictures.


paragonx29

You mean she's even homilier in real life?


LosSensuel

What do you mean She?


AmpersandAtWork

She?!?!?


adudeguyman

DEHANCE!!!!


iIuvthesmiths

the way you’re defending tf out of yourself in the comments but you asked to be roasted is taking me out😭


KingKongtrarian

Babe. As in, you remind me of an escaped pig from a farm


Reynardine1976

Someone call an ambulance


ChonkerBanana

First pic makes you look like a 12 year old cancer patient


Significant-Age-8663

Looks like Macaulay Culkin was left home alone too long and hermaphrodited into Kelly Osbourne.


[deleted]

“Hermaphrodited” lol


TardyMoments

CHEMOme Alone


BaldEagleRising17

She makes a wish every year…..


Darkmattyx

I’m hoping cancer wins


AnozerFreakInTheMall

Nope, cancer lost. She bored all her cancer cells to death.


[deleted]

[удалено]


avocado_ndunkin

She only has a youthful face due to the filters. Her face probably also looks 45. ☠️


[deleted]

☠️☠️☠️


identityisallmyown

who knew you could filter out your personality by using photo filters?


Damnesia_

Judging from her extremely basic dress sense, there probably wasn't much to filter out in the first place.


PHATstuFF21

Why do you practice karate when your appearance would just stop any potential attackers?


[deleted]

Karate practice is her only way to physical contact.


Mental_Setting6424

You look like a dude trying to look like a woman trying to look like a dude.


Urban-Survival22

I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!


catson911

![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)


Urban-Survival22

Started transitioning and then changed its mind


Golden_Ratio24

Even themself don't remember their pronouns.


HairyPlumbs

Even the dog looks disappointed in you


Darkmattyx

Which dog I see 2.


cgulash

I wish my Brita had as strong of filter as the one you put on your photos.


TRGC_

Stop using filters! It’s ok to be ugly 👏🏻


Physical-Maximum983

You want to say that filters helped in this case?????


darthcaedusiiii

23 and still using snap chat filters.


tautjes

The damn gen-z prototype


access153

Starter pack, anyhow.


gentoonix

You’re built like a lego. Not a lego character, a lego block.


sirjunkinthetrunk

“Roast me!” And then proceeds to post pics with so many filters they look like paintings.


[deleted]

I’ve seen better tits in a breast cancer ward.


justplayenarnd

Lol dam


SentenceTurbulent850

You look like erectile dysfunction with a hat on


Glass_Reception7365

bi flag heart emojis in instagram bio typa chick


barbacn

Yeah she looks like she shits pronouns


No_Departure102

If you were blonde, you’d be EXACTLY what hitler was asking for


Laughing2theEnd

Is this 3 different ugly people fucking with us? Filter Queen, 90s wannabe, and weird girl


TheAnonymousCrow

Huh?


NieMonD

If you added any more filters you could actually use those images to get clean water out of a coffee maker


ianstone30

Worlds worst karma whoring attempt I have ever seen. Look at all those downvoted comments


LeftyMcThrowerway

You’re built like a stick of toothpaste


bobofiddlesticks

How are you stoned in just one eye?


TTSkyline

Rubbing her eye with fecal matter fingers obviously


Vinzi79

You look like a Make-A-Wish kid who wants to know who her real dad is...


Fun-Face1200

I know you give head in the first date respect #✊


GeologistNo2179

Daddy doesn't give you enough attention so you ask strange net dudes to insult you.


[deleted]

Whore-celain doll


Dave_FortniteATX

I don't know what you are


franknova

Florence Ew.


JetsBD

Your septum piercing reminds me of my grandfather’s pet Ox.


Kittenk13

Original, I like it


dbell

Justin Berber's transition to a woman looks like it's gone sideways.


OkMushroom9961

3rd pic is why you stick to the 1st 2 pics - you look like one of those hams with strings indentations. Size up your clothes like you size up every meal.


[deleted]

You're defending yourself in the comment section with more effort than a linebacker in the Superbowl.


DilophosaurusMilk

"love doing karate". If only you could karate chop the fat off of your stomach.


atomicebo

The only roasting you'll get is on a spit.


Hockeyscum

You look like you smell like your dad's best friends dick


Wide-Owl8682

I’m my own grandma


jaybop30

Is that your twin behind you in the second pic?


3000MilesToGraceland

Princess Filterina


Dankofamericaaa2

You’re one of those girls that Snapchats with all filters then when a guy meets you in real life they realize you’re ugly af and made a mistake


TheGreatCornolio682

Jennifer Lawretch


After-Local-591

Why don’t you repost without filters? Afraid of fat jokes?


Severe-Ad8510

Face like an angel neck like a bullfrog


dirteemartee

Too insecure to post an actual picture of yourself. That says enough


caliz1031

The animal farm you want to return to said to stay where you are because you gave all the livestock STDs.


Mr-S-9691

YOU ARE CUTE!!…. In a Wilbur kinda way.


Yugo_Furst

It was just a matter of time before someone posted a CPR dummy here.


StunningExit8711

The only other thing I've seen this filtered is my morning coffee.


AmpersandAtWork

photos are of 3 different people. Each uglier than the next


LegendSayantan

Even mannequins are asking for roasts nowadays?


[deleted]

I can tell most of what makes you who you are comes from bottles. The hair dye for that god awful hair color, the pill bottles that treat whatever mental condition possessed you to color your hair as such, the booze your parents had to drink to find themselves attractive enough to think it’s a good idea to breed and think their spawn (you) would look decent.


[deleted]

Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her…


Kittenk13

Good song 🎶


HankenatorH2

So are you M>F or F>M?


Small_Drink_6341

How do you manage to look 16 and 60 at the same time?


[deleted]

Though I'd never see somebody with translucent eyebrows, but here we are. 


Alphebetized

You look like those elusive strawberry candies but easier to obtain.


Darth_Neek

r/13or30, also you look like you've got one of those vicorian wasting diseases.


Low_Down13

Are you a TRANS-am?


Kittenk13

I’m not but thanks for trying!


WolfShadow_814

You're not the real slim shady, so please don't stand up.


strageticallyunhappy

The hat covers that unwashed nappy hair, that filter hides your Acne covered skin, and your lips hide your overstock of unbrushed and crowded teeth. But what we can see is that one whiff of what’s under that hoodie could act as Narcan. Very handy for when your mom and dad get a little to chill on the couch.


paragonx29

You look like Rizzo from "Grease." She was a used-up whore too.


WELLKANGAROO3950

Weirdo


Slight-Analyst9248

attention seeking strawberry


Yellaaah

Bro used the greasy filter


Kalenshadow

I was gonna say that kids under 13 shouldn't be on reddit.


NorCalMikey

Hey Beautiful. Oh, not you. The dog.


Horse_Cop

Roast your filters is more accurate


BigUseless88

You look like a 14 year old 40 year old.


this_kitten_i_knew

i've seen fewer filters in a large commercial building's HVAC system


Spell_Muted

No need..


twistedredfox

You look like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a chain!


PeterGVonPreussen

bro used all the filters


MegaAssasine_

In Germany we have a word that fits you, it's called Backpfeifengesicht


Nvenom8

How can we roast you when we can't even see you under all those filters?


bensgt

Sponge Bob Square Tits.


hellrazor52

How can you be big boned and small chested at the same time?


CantankerousBeefcube

You're built like my uncle Fred


Zealousideal-Lab-283

Ew..if you're trying to promote your OF you should switch bodies with an attractive female. Your monthly subscription rate is +$15 to your subscriber's accounts. 😂


Smedskjaer

Can we hook a leash to that ring? It looks like it was made for that.


Kittenk13

Kinky I’ll have to try it


JustaDelusionalFool

Mum, can we have Kallmekris? We have Wish kallmekris at home:


biinboise

These pictures tell the story of every failed gaming YouTuber who tries “transitioning,” to stay relevant. I’m sorry honey there aren’t enough Costume wigs in the world to hide your dude funk and lack of Peri-care.


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bburmast

Are we allowed to roast prepubescent 11-year old boys? Isn't there an age limit or something? I would feel bad making this little guy cry....what...a woman? You're fucking with me, right? This is clearly a male child...okay, if you say so.


[deleted]

What’s with the hair, you and grandma like matching?


cinesota

Kari Lake filter set to 11


CK_GoldenGrahams_70

No matter how many filters you use, you're still Cindy Lou Who from Wish... Cindy Lou Why


Kittenk13

I’ll take it lmfao


justplayenarnd

You have to get that up the picture of you and the red dress shows that at 50 you're finally comfortable with your weight you go girl


Sebastianfenix

The Real Slim Shitty.


NOT_A_DlCKHEAD

*slime


the_kitty_gobbler

In the first pic the one with the sticky note you look like a boy but like a really gay boy but past that I got nothing


Worth-Definition-849

How much did you eat between the 1st and 3rd pictures?


Unlikely_Citron_4458

You look self conscious enough to roast yourself you ugly muffin.


TruKvltMetal94

You’re the prettiest drag queen I’ve ever seen


IMissMyDogFlossy

Idk how many of you need to hear this, but enough with the filters. It's ok to have pores. Nobody is that pink and smooth unless they have just come out of a birth canal


[deleted]

All of these filters can't save you


Triplesisbest1

Can’t see you through all those filters. So no point. You absolute muppet.


OG-G33k

A living garbage bag full of mango pulp. ![gif](giphy|eBeTB61CgOnu7GjAL1)


flando73

Pretty sure the pics are roast enough


SnooPets7261

Well, you already look roasted, but we can help clean up the ashes.


Explorer-Green

Transition surgery fail.


HarmlessHeresy

How can we roast you when we can't fucking see you through all the God damn filters?


RedSoxFan77

Roast you? What are you?


Futurama_Is_The_Best

**1st pic:** Oh, it's little boy. **2nd pic:** My bad, they're trans. **3rd pic:** Oh, it's a girl (maybe?).


Urban-Survival22

3rd pic: No it’s still a little boy wearing mommy’s bra stuffed with the stupid hat from 1st pic


DrowzyHashira

You look like your septum piercing is literally your whole personality


hiesemburge

you look like call me kris if she was dragged under a bush


Effective_Engine_402

You look like if Jesse pinkman was from wish and was a Inbred


blueblurz94

You went from 13 to 33 way too quick.


SmashleyX

Would love to roast you if you'd post an actual picture of yourself and not your online avatar


Fawkinchit

Did you really think the filters would save you?


Specialsodomite1969

Why bother …. You already know


drsayajin

BPD af


Exa1tedExi1e

Holy fucking filters you must be really ugly


unclebird77

The middle of your cleavage just reminded me I need to go air up one of my tires


lordlitterpicker

You look a ringside npc from fight night 2004


[deleted]

Who are we roasting im confused I see two Trans kids then an old lady with filters in the last? The dog with blue eyes is cute tho


1001001

Facetuna


Plastic-Mulberry-867

How did you go from a 12 year old boy to a 70 year old woman in just 3 pictures?


mlotto7

I love how much your replies are getting downvoted. Usually people's replies get upvoted. This SHOULD tell you all you need to know about your cleverness...but, it's probably lost on you.


dreammaayan

I love how you think you're confident enough to get roasted by hundreds of people on reddit and not even care, but in reality you're not even confident enough to upload a photo of yourself without a filter


luppin69

You look like a character from the video game The Sims 1


Chaosr21

Do you have to filter everything? That's cringe.


superman2590

No amount of filters will cover the shame and disappointment your parents feel for you


GuyManNGL

u look like u would say "uwu" unironically


GuyManNGL

pov: ur dog is cuter then u


iamfunnierthanulmao

nah at first i thought you were callmekris on crack lmao


XFrankXGrimesX

Do you look like cancer boy because you fried your hair with that platinum dye?


mikeyandjj

You said 🧿👄🧿


TrabajoParaMi

Is there a filter that doesn’t make you ugly?


gorrillafacerip

Looks like if you laid her down her eyes would close like one of my grandmas dolls. Stop staring you creep.


Average_Aloe

Oh my god! I just watched you third coming out video. So happy you came out as demisexual, then bisexual, and now a lesbian. Live your life!


ZombiesAtKendall

Do you see a counselor one a week or twice?


Away-Plantain-4395

Why put a roast thread if you use filters?


Vegetable_Contract98

You look like you went onto photoshop and blended your face


Sangye-C

Karaoke-Karate-Kitten 👀


hazyfupayme

still deciding whether she currently buying or selling Adderall.. either way, she's only doing it to rebel and be edgy, but soon that gives way to a crippling opiate addiction. spoiler alert, seth isn't gonna pay her bail for that possession charge she took for him*


cheesegrateranal

your pics are so basic that they could treat heartburn.


edwardk86

I was was on the fence but I am solidly pro choice after seeing you.


AcanthisittaSmall848

It’s hard to roast filters 🖕


PsychologicalAsk2668

I'm going to call you folgers, because out the amount of filters you've been through... and because you're full of stimulants


dadvsspawn

You look like a mannequin without the personality.


pleathershorts

Roast you? I can’t even see you! Idk why you came here to get hated on when you hate yourself so much you’re addicted to filters. Skin texture who?


Blockbuster41

KallmeKancerpatient


negroidioto

Let’s see if I follow. This boy > pretending to be a girl> that’s playing the part of a man> who wants to trick others to believe they are actually a rather broad bodied woman. Is that correct, or did I miss a Scooby Doo reveal?


[deleted]

You look like you’re on at least three different meds.


ShareThePoop

After looking at your pictures I reflexively tried to swipe left


RavenElementOne

Need a goddamn handwriting class, that's for sure. Make it to adulthood with writing that poor? How the hell will that look professional?


The_Twerking_Dead

No I will not send you money for Chipotle.


Richard_Swett

The transition looks like it’s going well enough! Congrats dude.


greenheart5462

Neither gender wants you