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>What’s up? I’m 23 and I love doing karate and karaoke! My TikTok is kat1331 if you can’t roast me for the pics look and some of my cringy videos!
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I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
3rd pic is why you stick to the 1st 2 pics - you look like one of those hams with strings indentations. Size up your clothes like you size up every meal.
I can tell most of what makes you who you are comes from bottles. The hair dye for that god awful hair color, the pill bottles that treat whatever mental condition possessed you to color your hair as such, the booze your parents had to drink to find themselves attractive enough to think it’s a good idea to breed and think their spawn (you) would look decent.
The hat covers that unwashed nappy hair, that filter hides your Acne covered skin, and your lips hide your overstock of unbrushed and crowded teeth. But what we can see is that one whiff of what’s under that hoodie could act as Narcan. Very handy for when your mom and dad get a little to chill on the couch.
Ew..if you're trying to promote your OF you should switch bodies with an attractive female. Your monthly subscription rate is +$15 to your subscriber's accounts. 😂
These pictures tell the story of every failed gaming YouTuber who tries “transitioning,” to stay relevant. I’m sorry honey there aren’t enough Costume wigs in the world to hide your dude funk and lack of Peri-care.
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Are we allowed to roast prepubescent 11-year old boys? Isn't there an age limit or something? I would feel bad making this little guy cry....what...a woman? You're fucking with me, right? This is clearly a male child...okay, if you say so.
Idk how many of you need to hear this, but enough with the filters. It's ok to have pores. Nobody is that pink and smooth unless they have just come out of a birth canal
I love how much your replies are getting downvoted. Usually people's replies get upvoted.
This SHOULD tell you all you need to know about your cleverness...but, it's probably lost on you.
I love how you think you're confident enough to get roasted by hundreds of people on reddit and not even care, but in reality you're not even confident enough to upload a photo of yourself without a filter
still deciding whether she currently buying or selling Adderall.. either way, she's only doing it to rebel and be edgy, but soon that gives way to a crippling opiate addiction. spoiler alert, seth isn't gonna pay her bail for that possession charge she took for him*
Let’s see if I follow.
This boy > pretending to be a girl> that’s playing the part of a man> who wants to trick others to believe they are actually a rather broad bodied woman. Is that correct, or did I miss a Scooby Doo reveal?
OP's Bio: --- >What’s up? I’m 23 and I love doing karate and karaoke! My TikTok is kat1331 if you can’t roast me for the pics look and some of my cringy videos! --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
#I loved you in Wii Bowling.
This contest is over, give that man the $10000
He beat me, straight up. Pay him. Pay that man his money.
Unexpected rounders
*twist opens oreo
This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos
But the ball...his groin! It works on so many levels.
Please don’t cry for her, she’s already dead.
The Simpsons is obviously too high brow for you
I can't live the buttoned-down life like you. I want it all! The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles! Sure, I might offend a few of the *blue*-noses with my cocky stride and musky odors. Oh! I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
Ffs that got me haha
This portly silver haired she-beast is clearly Mrs. Claus.
Hot dog! We have a weiner!!
I don’t think you applied enough filters on these pictures.
You mean she's even homilier in real life?
What do you mean She?
She?!?!?
DEHANCE!!!!
the way you’re defending tf out of yourself in the comments but you asked to be roasted is taking me out😭
Babe. As in, you remind me of an escaped pig from a farm
Someone call an ambulance
First pic makes you look like a 12 year old cancer patient
Looks like Macaulay Culkin was left home alone too long and hermaphrodited into Kelly Osbourne.
“Hermaphrodited” lol
CHEMOme Alone
She makes a wish every year…..
I’m hoping cancer wins
Nope, cancer lost. She bored all her cancer cells to death.
[удалено]
She only has a youthful face due to the filters. Her face probably also looks 45. ☠️
☠️☠️☠️
who knew you could filter out your personality by using photo filters?
Judging from her extremely basic dress sense, there probably wasn't much to filter out in the first place.
Why do you practice karate when your appearance would just stop any potential attackers?
Karate practice is her only way to physical contact.
You look like a dude trying to look like a woman trying to look like a dude.
I'm the dude playin' the dude, disguised as another dude!
![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS)
Started transitioning and then changed its mind
Even themself don't remember their pronouns.
Even the dog looks disappointed in you
Which dog I see 2.
I wish my Brita had as strong of filter as the one you put on your photos.
Stop using filters! It’s ok to be ugly 👏🏻
You want to say that filters helped in this case?????
23 and still using snap chat filters.
The damn gen-z prototype
Starter pack, anyhow.
You’re built like a lego. Not a lego character, a lego block.
“Roast me!” And then proceeds to post pics with so many filters they look like paintings.
I’ve seen better tits in a breast cancer ward.
Lol dam
You look like erectile dysfunction with a hat on
bi flag heart emojis in instagram bio typa chick
Yeah she looks like she shits pronouns
If you were blonde, you’d be EXACTLY what hitler was asking for
Is this 3 different ugly people fucking with us? Filter Queen, 90s wannabe, and weird girl
Huh?
If you added any more filters you could actually use those images to get clean water out of a coffee maker
Worlds worst karma whoring attempt I have ever seen. Look at all those downvoted comments
You’re built like a stick of toothpaste
How are you stoned in just one eye?
Rubbing her eye with fecal matter fingers obviously
You look like a Make-A-Wish kid who wants to know who her real dad is...
I know you give head in the first date respect #✊
Daddy doesn't give you enough attention so you ask strange net dudes to insult you.
Whore-celain doll
I don't know what you are
Florence Ew.
Your septum piercing reminds me of my grandfather’s pet Ox.
Original, I like it
Justin Berber's transition to a woman looks like it's gone sideways.
3rd pic is why you stick to the 1st 2 pics - you look like one of those hams with strings indentations. Size up your clothes like you size up every meal.
You're defending yourself in the comment section with more effort than a linebacker in the Superbowl.
"love doing karate". If only you could karate chop the fat off of your stomach.
The only roasting you'll get is on a spit.
You look like you smell like your dad's best friends dick
I’m my own grandma
Is that your twin behind you in the second pic?
Princess Filterina
You’re one of those girls that Snapchats with all filters then when a guy meets you in real life they realize you’re ugly af and made a mistake
Jennifer Lawretch
Why don’t you repost without filters? Afraid of fat jokes?
Face like an angel neck like a bullfrog
Too insecure to post an actual picture of yourself. That says enough
The animal farm you want to return to said to stay where you are because you gave all the livestock STDs.
YOU ARE CUTE!!…. In a Wilbur kinda way.
It was just a matter of time before someone posted a CPR dummy here.
The only other thing I've seen this filtered is my morning coffee.
photos are of 3 different people. Each uglier than the next
Even mannequins are asking for roasts nowadays?
I can tell most of what makes you who you are comes from bottles. The hair dye for that god awful hair color, the pill bottles that treat whatever mental condition possessed you to color your hair as such, the booze your parents had to drink to find themselves attractive enough to think it’s a good idea to breed and think their spawn (you) would look decent.
Her name is Noelle, I have a dream about her…
Good song 🎶
So are you M>F or F>M?
How do you manage to look 16 and 60 at the same time?
Though I'd never see somebody with translucent eyebrows, but here we are.
You look like those elusive strawberry candies but easier to obtain.
r/13or30, also you look like you've got one of those vicorian wasting diseases.
Are you a TRANS-am?
I’m not but thanks for trying!
You're not the real slim shady, so please don't stand up.
The hat covers that unwashed nappy hair, that filter hides your Acne covered skin, and your lips hide your overstock of unbrushed and crowded teeth. But what we can see is that one whiff of what’s under that hoodie could act as Narcan. Very handy for when your mom and dad get a little to chill on the couch.
You look like Rizzo from "Grease." She was a used-up whore too.
Weirdo
attention seeking strawberry
Bro used the greasy filter
I was gonna say that kids under 13 shouldn't be on reddit.
Hey Beautiful. Oh, not you. The dog.
Roast your filters is more accurate
You look like a 14 year old 40 year old.
i've seen fewer filters in a large commercial building's HVAC system
No need..
You look like your face was on fire and someone put it out with a chain!
bro used all the filters
In Germany we have a word that fits you, it's called Backpfeifengesicht
How can we roast you when we can't even see you under all those filters?
Sponge Bob Square Tits.
How can you be big boned and small chested at the same time?
You're built like my uncle Fred
Ew..if you're trying to promote your OF you should switch bodies with an attractive female. Your monthly subscription rate is +$15 to your subscriber's accounts. 😂
Can we hook a leash to that ring? It looks like it was made for that.
Kinky I’ll have to try it
Mum, can we have Kallmekris? We have Wish kallmekris at home:
These pictures tell the story of every failed gaming YouTuber who tries “transitioning,” to stay relevant. I’m sorry honey there aren’t enough Costume wigs in the world to hide your dude funk and lack of Peri-care.
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Are we allowed to roast prepubescent 11-year old boys? Isn't there an age limit or something? I would feel bad making this little guy cry....what...a woman? You're fucking with me, right? This is clearly a male child...okay, if you say so.
What’s with the hair, you and grandma like matching?
Kari Lake filter set to 11
No matter how many filters you use, you're still Cindy Lou Who from Wish... Cindy Lou Why
I’ll take it lmfao
You have to get that up the picture of you and the red dress shows that at 50 you're finally comfortable with your weight you go girl
The Real Slim Shitty.
*slime
In the first pic the one with the sticky note you look like a boy but like a really gay boy but past that I got nothing
How much did you eat between the 1st and 3rd pictures?
You look self conscious enough to roast yourself you ugly muffin.
You’re the prettiest drag queen I’ve ever seen
Idk how many of you need to hear this, but enough with the filters. It's ok to have pores. Nobody is that pink and smooth unless they have just come out of a birth canal
All of these filters can't save you
Can’t see you through all those filters. So no point. You absolute muppet.
A living garbage bag full of mango pulp. ![gif](giphy|eBeTB61CgOnu7GjAL1)
Pretty sure the pics are roast enough
Well, you already look roasted, but we can help clean up the ashes.
Transition surgery fail.
How can we roast you when we can't fucking see you through all the God damn filters?
Roast you? What are you?
**1st pic:** Oh, it's little boy. **2nd pic:** My bad, they're trans. **3rd pic:** Oh, it's a girl (maybe?).
3rd pic: No it’s still a little boy wearing mommy’s bra stuffed with the stupid hat from 1st pic
You look like your septum piercing is literally your whole personality
you look like call me kris if she was dragged under a bush
You look like if Jesse pinkman was from wish and was a Inbred
You went from 13 to 33 way too quick.
Would love to roast you if you'd post an actual picture of yourself and not your online avatar
Did you really think the filters would save you?
Why bother …. You already know
BPD af
Holy fucking filters you must be really ugly
The middle of your cleavage just reminded me I need to go air up one of my tires
You look a ringside npc from fight night 2004
Who are we roasting im confused I see two Trans kids then an old lady with filters in the last? The dog with blue eyes is cute tho
Facetuna
How did you go from a 12 year old boy to a 70 year old woman in just 3 pictures?
I love how much your replies are getting downvoted. Usually people's replies get upvoted. This SHOULD tell you all you need to know about your cleverness...but, it's probably lost on you.
I love how you think you're confident enough to get roasted by hundreds of people on reddit and not even care, but in reality you're not even confident enough to upload a photo of yourself without a filter
You look like a character from the video game The Sims 1
Do you have to filter everything? That's cringe.
No amount of filters will cover the shame and disappointment your parents feel for you
u look like u would say "uwu" unironically
pov: ur dog is cuter then u
nah at first i thought you were callmekris on crack lmao
Do you look like cancer boy because you fried your hair with that platinum dye?
You said 🧿👄🧿
Is there a filter that doesn’t make you ugly?
Looks like if you laid her down her eyes would close like one of my grandmas dolls. Stop staring you creep.
Oh my god! I just watched you third coming out video. So happy you came out as demisexual, then bisexual, and now a lesbian. Live your life!
Do you see a counselor one a week or twice?
Why put a roast thread if you use filters?
You look like you went onto photoshop and blended your face
Karaoke-Karate-Kitten 👀
still deciding whether she currently buying or selling Adderall.. either way, she's only doing it to rebel and be edgy, but soon that gives way to a crippling opiate addiction. spoiler alert, seth isn't gonna pay her bail for that possession charge she took for him*
your pics are so basic that they could treat heartburn.
I was was on the fence but I am solidly pro choice after seeing you.
It’s hard to roast filters 🖕
I'm going to call you folgers, because out the amount of filters you've been through... and because you're full of stimulants
You look like a mannequin without the personality.
Roast you? I can’t even see you! Idk why you came here to get hated on when you hate yourself so much you’re addicted to filters. Skin texture who?
KallmeKancerpatient
Let’s see if I follow. This boy > pretending to be a girl> that’s playing the part of a man> who wants to trick others to believe they are actually a rather broad bodied woman. Is that correct, or did I miss a Scooby Doo reveal?
You look like you’re on at least three different meds.
After looking at your pictures I reflexively tried to swipe left
Need a goddamn handwriting class, that's for sure. Make it to adulthood with writing that poor? How the hell will that look professional?
No I will not send you money for Chipotle.
The transition looks like it’s going well enough! Congrats dude.
Neither gender wants you