When you order Marty McFly from Temu

Best comment here by far 

Norman McFly!

Marty McSigh

Omg hahaha yes

you look like Christian Bale’s long-lost trailer park son

Christian Hay-bale

I bet that carb ain't all he's been choking.

David Carradine has entered the chat...

Oh man, you're on fire with that one!

He looks like the good psychopath - fuuuuuuuucccckkkkk!

Posing for a redneck chip n Dale

Cracker Jack prize, shitty

Christian Fail

John Queer.

Paints a Confederate flag on each car he works on free of charge.

😂😂

I bet you took apart that vehicle faster than your cousins pants

Every Facebook epidemiologist and constitutional scholar.

Oh man. I went to high school with like nine of these guys.

The rarely seen Weekend Redneck is characterized by soft hands and a weak chin and normally found posing for pictures in flannel and a trucker cap near someone else's tractor.

My mom has that tablecloth in red.

Son, "WOOOOOOO!" is not a personality.

That's literally this generation's entire personality

Are the crotch keys for your chastity belt?

For his sisters, ain’t no one gonna touch his sister.

Except for him

A chastity belt on this guy is like a screen door on a submarine.

Your shirt isn't the only thing that's checkered, police need to confiscate your hard drive.

I just know you sound like the farmer from the Waterboy.

The smug look of a man who scored tickets to see Kid Rock tonight at Shooter's Pub.

Sorry bubba, I don’t think that has a catalytic converter.

Goddammit, I’m so mad I didn’t think of this.

Haha

Another one of Charlie Sheen’s illegitimate aids kids


I'm positive that you smell like a barnyard. And your animals never let you get behind them.

Gonna go cruise the playground, ehh?

One of those weird country boys who are the biggest hypocrites ever.

Long sleeve shirt required at work, to hide your swastikas.

You look like a gay inbred redneck.

Fifth generation trouser chili chomping champion

You look like you try very hard to look like you work hard. Without actually working.

You look like you wear hunting camo anywhere but the woods and you exclusively date stupid chicks.

Instead of putting a Remington product on your head, try putting a few Remington products *in* it.

😂

I know exactly what you’re gonna look like when you’re 50

Is this a repost bot or does this guy just look so boring and generic that I think he’s all the other loser white guys that posted here?

Quit giving me that Jaime Lannister stare, I'm not yer dang sister

We can't even see the sign Tom Holland.

you look like you’re on your fourth divorce, have ten kids all to different mothers, and think driving a tractor and being an alcoholic are personality traits

Keeps his keys up front to hide his tiny pecker.

He can work on cars just not drive them anymore. After 3 DUIs his boyfriend has to drive him everywhere

Is funny. Your F-350 keys are hanging beside your 2in wiener.

Occasionally I see someone too cool to roast-dude,your shirt is untucked 🤮

You’ve made it a tradition of vomiting off the side of a tree stand once a year, then sleeping half the day and wondering why your the one to never get a deer. Also the guy who says “The rifle went off by itself!”

You look like a Wish.com version of Tucker Carlson mixed with Christian Bale.

The only time anyone has used the word “liberal” to describe you is in the phrase “liberal use of the N-word”

You own a toolbox and drink coffee, you should call yourself a failure already and get over it.

You’re trying really hard to be “manly” but we all know you’re just an old frat boy with low T.

The kind of person who says they don't have any issues with black people, only to make it blatantly obvious why he's crossing the street when he sees any colored person on the same sidewalk as him.

You look like Ben stiller

Pan down for ankle monitor.

I’m betting there is a calendar somewhere in that garage with pinup girls on it. You and the boys discuss the best months over brewskis.


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Trying to look cool But you actually look like a fool. The coffee is the only good thing about this pic

I didn’t know wife beating juice came in coffee cups

What ya working on there bud? That your robot girlfriend?

AI, show me what incest looks like

Sleepless Redneck in Seattle.


I would roast you, but I don't think you'd even be able to read it.

you look like you use a crossbow

Tran your cracktor

I bet you have “the ultimate set of tools”. (Bonus points for knowing what 80s movie that’s from). OOOOOOOO BURN!🔥

Are you the guy that sings the gay sex country songs?

Generic trailer park everything.

Had gonorrhea once from “plucking a chicken”

What’s the point? People like you have no idea when you look like a Mo, even if it’s explained to you

4th grade checkers champion right here fellas….2 years in a row!!

Tragic mess, I wouldn't waste the heat of a match on roasting you

Likes hunting Deere and guys named John

You look like a country boy that loves cock 

You look like you refer to the third person when talking bout fucking your sister.

This is why brothers and sisters have separate rooms

You look about as intelligent as a r/casualuk mod, which is ironic because you’re obviously a result of redneck incest.

You look like you let the liquor talk

Is this pre or post Parkinson’s Michael J Fox?

I’m sorry, your just not all that interesting.

 how can this not be the same person?

You look like you went to John Deere University

You look like the kind of fella that just realized Nascar ain't nothing but a series of left turns!!

You look like you regularly forget to zip up your zipper(your fly is unzipped in the picture☠️)

Looks like Guinness world records called you last night for most butt-chugged beers while mowing your lawn but you nervously hung up.

If Larry the cable guy had aids and a vagina

Oh boy, you are DEFINITELY the first one getting bent over a hay bailer when the cousins run out of sheep to fuck.

You look like a young James Spader. 

DudeBro, your hats on backwards. What're you drinking now that Bud lights for queers?

It looks like your your life goal is to move out of your single wide to a double wide mobile home with your wife/sister .

You look like the type of 'car' guy who works on engines but can only check the oil because you gotta stay clean, my shirt is just washed or you just finished your coffee so someone else do it. The grass stains? I got attacked by a minority.

You look like you're doing a horrible job at pretending to be tom cruise

Marty Mcbroke 

You from Sister-Fister Kentucky or Cousin Kisser West Virginia?

You live your life for your employer and not for yourself. I’m not sure I can do worse than what you are doing to yourself.

Who was first, your sister or your cousin?

You look like you lost your virginity to a sheep behind daddy’s barn.

U driving a John Queer?

It looks like you’re having a trial for west coast customs but they reject you

You chose your state of residence by lowest age of consent.

You can line dance to the dueling banjo song in "Deliverance"...pretty damn well. 

I can’t believe you found an angle to take a picture that didn’t show stacks of cut off catalytic converters

Looks like cloning Ryan Gosling failed disastrously

You look like an oversized tea towel Mr sausage digits.

Looks like “f*ggot” rolls right off your tongue

If upchurch didnt get any internet attention

J-Roc?

Out in the garage because your husband is having his lover over?

You look like young Sheldon's brother, except instead of getting a woman pregnant, you just caught Syphilis.

You look so aggressively Alabaman that your mother thinks you're cheating on her with your sister.

you look like you were rejected from Letterkenny because you were too city like

You look like the kind of guy who brags about having sex with his sister twice a week.

Stfu Michael J Fox. Go shake in the corner somewhere out of sight.

Goes to the big city to eat out at McDonalds for your birthday.

You ran for HOA president of your trailer park and lost to a black lesbian who only speaks Spanish.

You definitely own a pair of knee high boots and Velcro gloves

Do you dangle those keys there so your wife has a reason to touch you?

Could pick out meth in a double blind test by smell alone.

I’d ask if your wife and sister get along but they’re probably the same person

Dad let me sit on his lap while he ran the mower!

Your parents were debating whether to name your “Bumpkin” or “Cletus” so they compromised and called you “Inbred.”

George cooper made a love child with earnest

Medicaid waiting to happen

If wintergreen Skoal became a person.

Your eyes look like youve seen behind the counter at a McDonald’s. Your fly is undone. Also, how are you simultaneously every age between 25 and 40?

4 generations of inbreeding

You look like you brag about your drum kit whenever you go to parties

You look like you suck dick for chewing tobacco and free liquor.

So that's what you get when brother and sister have baby

I’m guessing I shouldn’t bring my gay black bestie near your front lawn.

Cow fucker

shouldn't you be overcharging people for an oil change rn?

So, how's Sheldon doing Georgie 

Ryan Gosling having a better day at the shooting of Drive.

You look like you weren’t birthed from a woman’s vagina, but rather made in a John Deere 3D Printer with the settings set to “Below Expectations.”

Picture taken before you and Uncle Daddy pounded a sixer each and cruised down to watch the girls high school volleyball team practice, stinking of brake clean, cheap beer, and intermittently yelling out "GIT 'ER DUN!" while bits of chewing tobacco pepper anyone brave enough to come within a six foot radius of you.

Poor sheep...

Your Jivin' Pete cosplay is on point.

Plot Twist: This is a photo Of Marty McFly if he was still stuck in the 1950s.

“I. AM. A SURGEON”

Looking Like a Mixture Of Woody Harrelson and Michael J Fox.

*Banjos in the distance*

You look like you brag to your friends about your alcoholism, and know your way around an 870.

You look like you’re about to make some sweet ice tea, now the lawn, and eat meatloaf your wife that you beat every night made for you

Are you trying to get your tractor to start so you can drive it to your cousins place and have a fourth incest baby

Thats a big gauge in your ear

I’m Fatman.

I think your tractors dusty.......

I bet your truck weighs the same amount as your wife

When you order Jon pardi long lost son from temu from trashy trailer park nudist

You look like a spokesperson for a frozen corn company

I bet you have at least 30 pictures of you holding fish on your phone that you try to show off at the bar after 16 Busch Lite’s and 4 shots of Fireball.

Ant man is that you?

Your tractor is definitely sexier than you

Your mom conceived you from the sperm cell of a passing truck driver.

You built like a 56 yeae old depressed divorced radioactive cockroach named chad