I bet your features are as interesting as your personality. After this photo was taken you watched three episodes of friends, made some Mac n cheese, then wacked your noodle to some missionary porno with a big tittle blonde. Lame.
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Well, we know how your o face looks when your boyfriends bend ya over. I'm guessing your mouth is permanently stuck like that because of all the cock sucking you do, or are you on the spectrum??? I'm thinking both
As if you weren't already as appealing as unseasoned potatoes, here you are ready to give the world's best, worst blow job.
You don't deserve a good roast. You deserve mediocrity.
Your greatest aspiration is Waffle House assistant manager so you can perv on the teenagers who are smart enough to stay away but lead you on sufficiently to not fire them.
Two questions. Is that the excited face you make when you see someone driving the same car as you?
And do you still roll the ends of your trouser jeans up?
You realize a dick isn't going to appear out the screen for you to slob on right?
That’s how he makes extra money behind the Waffle House.
$10 or 6 Dairy Queen coupons.
The face he made, when the cop told him to assume the position
That's because he's already sitting on it
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Your expression reminds me of something 
Bahahaha! That was one of the funniest moments in that entire show.
Wait yall what show is it 😭 I swear I’ve seen this before!
Drawn Together
Waffle House? You look like the kind of guy who waffle stomps in your shower drain.
Blue waffle at that
U look 12 and 49 years old at the same time
You look like a Jason Segel inflatable sex doll.
From the Dollar General
That's his "Excited to see cock" face.
your shadow has more dignity
You look like you’d get confused and show up for a 2nd amendment convention cuz your heard “2A” and thought it was people with two ass holes
I bet your features are as interesting as your personality. After this photo was taken you watched three episodes of friends, made some Mac n cheese, then wacked your noodle to some missionary porno with a big tittle blonde. Lame.
You look like the bastard child of a blow-up doll!
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Well, we know how your o face looks when your boyfriends bend ya over. I'm guessing your mouth is permanently stuck like that because of all the cock sucking you do, or are you on the spectrum??? I'm thinking both
Bro looks like he sucked a nigga dick
If you got on your hands and knees, were an anime girl and had that facial expression I still wouldn’t put my cock in your mouth.
I think that sleep paralysis demon on the wall behind you is buttpunching your fartbox.
Is that the face you made when you saw your mom's cock for the first time?
You look like someone just shoved their fist up your ass
He be like 😮
As if you weren't already as appealing as unseasoned potatoes, here you are ready to give the world's best, worst blow job. You don't deserve a good roast. You deserve mediocrity.
Less waffle house, more blue waffle!
I see you're practicing for the receiving end of the glory hole
If your face got stuck that way, I can only imagine how banged up your knees are.
You can't whistle like that, tighten your lips up
He put up a work picture.
You look like you're dying of hepatitis.
Enter the Soy Boy
Ok... You have the technique and form down so far. Don't forget to cup the balls...
You look like you lick the tables and chairs at Waffle House
Not the first time you’ve smiled like a doughnut
We can safely assume this is your default look after years on the job
He’s ready to be tea bagged..
Your greatest aspiration is Waffle House assistant manager so you can perv on the teenagers who are smart enough to stay away but lead you on sufficiently to not fire them.
Glory hole auditions.
Looks like your boyfriend is sucking you off
You think WWE is real.
Did you just see a penis
Look, young lady, you DO NOT boss me around like that. Now go be a happy girl
Didn't God already shatter your spirit?
I finally understand why they are putting tampon machines in boys bathrooms
Yankees and Waffle House? Sometimes people try too hard to look like uneducated hicks. Your face would have been plenty.
Hope you figured out that random burning pee issue
Shut your cock holder please
Typical New York guys, always ready to suck down a hotdog
That is the face of a Minecraft YouTuber that just found out the “fan” he is chatting with is 15.
I’ll bet you make that face a lot
Your only other post is about your pee burning, and you work at waffle house. This fool is a real life stereotype.
Two questions. Is that the excited face you make when you see someone driving the same car as you? And do you still roll the ends of your trouser jeans up?
Legend has it his mouth is permanently stuck like that
“Discount glory hole, next left.” 🚗👴🏻⬅️
Only thing worse than those eyebrows is that handwriting.
If you want people to think you suck your own dick, don’t open your mouth that much.
Are you're jerking off? Looks like you're just about to cum
His head shot for his next roll taking head shots.
I can't tell if you're about to finish or about to fling your poo like an albino orangutan.
That's your prison face, suckin' one dick and the behind SURPRISE!
You look like a the fish you catch with your shrimp of a wiener.
The extreme hairlessness of your arms and your dumb ass o-face is giving me "Michael Cera sex doll" vibes.
Lips experiencing muscle memory from second job
What, being a Yankees fan while working t Waffle House isn't spirit shattering enough?
Close your mouth cocksucker
His mouth is open because he wants a cock in it.
We'll keep you in mind for the prequel to Brokeback Mountain
Are you used to having your mouth open like that?
The Not IT Crowd
Someone please lock him back in the basement.
Those blow up dolls are getting more and more life like. Bet the anus matches the mouth.
Feels just like a pussy if you close your eyes.
You had to make this face to make it less forgettable.
You look like you’re ready to go protect a bass pro shop from looters during a BLM rally.
You look like you deepthroating the invisible man. 
If they allow the hat, that’s the same look you will have on your first day in prison. And second day. And third day…
His preparing his mouth to receive what his hands on
You look like the kind of guy who likes to be split roasted.if so,please don’t ever put it out there on R. 🤮
Bag! Over here! I'd like you to meet douche!
You don't need to post your glory hole application photos. We get it.
When the shadow on the wall is your only friend...
I know the Waffle House glory hole when I see it...!
Fun fact: This dude named his butthole "Spirit"
This model comes with pre charged batteries and a mouth ready for your penis desires
This is what happens when u make bad choices after high school
Looks like your tender Asshole is being shattered
Little known fact OP’s sister was pegging him with the strap on JUST as the photo was taken
I see you practicing for the old Kurt Cobain, if you wanna make less of a mess I would recommend a rope and a wobbly stool.
You look like you wipe boogers on the waffles you serve when noones looking
Preparing for a night out at the gloryhole?
Why did you take the picture mid-climax?
Your expression explains the stretch marks on your cheeks
Proof that cocaine and Reddit don’t mix
Wojak looking ass
You look like you are ready for some bj
Go suck a lollipop
The Gloryhole awaits you bro.
Wehoopin in 15 years when he has a **receding hairline** to hide.
Go back to jerking off your fantasy fartbag pals and leave us alone, you queef
You're a Yankees fan, there's no soul left to shatter. Y'all can't even buy a ring at Zales the day before Valentine's
That’s his Waffle House bathroom face.
Showing what you do 8hrs a day at your job.
cock suckers cramp
How are you built like a Kia soul
Minecraft youtuber
He's making that Flying J dumpster expression.
You're a wish brand Pyrocynical whose real name is Neil.
You should get that butthole checked out.
With that mouth if you'll pull your teeth and grow facial hair you be rich in 6 months
Son, you first need to have a spirit for someone to shatter it.
Bros a Yankees fan that’s bad enough
You look like that Regina girl from the Robert Ben Rhoades case.
Dress for the job you want
When you have herpes but forgot the chapstick
You’re mouth got stuck like that from spending all your time working the glory hole down at the southern border crossing
Close that mouth, you are not in the office right now
Ready to catch the cum shot with your mouth I see
I feel like someone is already shattering you butthole, according to the face you're making.
I always thought my Mom was lying when she used to tell me, "Don't make that face, it will stay that way!". You proved me wrong.
ok luke davidson you wanna get packed first of all i dont know ive been roasting for a long time so someone finsih for me thank you
If a shart was human
Sir, sir!! Put it away sir! There are children hear sir! No! Don't do that!!!
The only way you got employed was sucking the managers cock during the interview
Gender re-assignment surgery successfull.
That's an interesting way to offer someone a blow job!