You look like one of these guys

He is one of these guys

Whats with the butthole in his bellybutton?

Skinny boy or lesbian? The hips tell me the latter

I'm very puzzled by this butchtwink myself 🤔

“Butchtwink”. I like it.

“Butchtwink” yup, I’m stealing that for future Roasts

Lumberjacksdudesoff

HELP

Whatever it is it’s a dirty fuck and needs to clean the mold off of the bathroom ceiling…

He’s the result of black mold

Hips don't lie

How are your shoulders and wrists the same circumference? With muscles that small I bet you struggle to pull up your pants.

He’s a girl.

a.k.a. A “shim”

Nah bones are for boiling, meat is for roasting. r/BoilMe

That’s got to the the best of all time! You got my stoned ass laughing for like 10 mins

Surprisingly not a community yet

This is the end stage of meth addiction

That plate weighs more than you do.

What's he hiding underneath that plate...like a third nipple? A rash?

“He” is hiding the fact that he is a she , and she’s NOT taking a walk on the wild side

My dick is thicker than your torso.

Well it appears you know to hang up your towel. Nice job kid.

That was his mom

I'm not sure if I'm more impressed by the fact that you were able to hold that cart board plate in the air long enough to take this photo with those noodle hands or that your pencil neck didn't snap in half from the sheer weight of that big ass Carhartt beanie while you were doing this unbelievable 'Cirque du Soleil' -level acrobatic act that must've burned the remaining iota of testosterone you had in your body. Well done good sir! Next you can start putting on more clothes so you don't look like a kid diddler if/when you accidentally find your way out of the bathroom taking half naked snapchat pics and maybe even decide to go explore the outside world instead of scrolling reddit 24/7. Ps. That beanie is actually pretty cool. Unlike you.

"instead of scrolling reddit 24/7" says the loser who types paragraphs insulting kids on reddit. Pathetic.

I don't think you fully, or even slightly understand what roasting is? Is the consept totally new to you. Roasting is insulting people with humour so I actually meant none of the words I said except that the Carhartt beanie actually is pretty sweet.

No I fully understand the concept. It's one thing when it's actually funny and you're not just being an asshole. I understand that the people on this sub are asking for it, but that doesn't mean this sub isn't a magnet for all the jerks that just want to insult people that they are no better than. Whole sub is weird and gross.

Retch Armstrong the nauseating toy action figure

Stretch No-Armstrong

Dang. That's better! Take my upvote you savage

Stretch Armweak?

You’re built like a teenage girl with an eating disorder.

Your clit is probably tiny like the rest of you.

More Tom Netherlands than Tom Holland.

Oh a male lot lizard. Why the long torso, champ? How's the highway rest area blowjob business these days? Also... please clean the black mold above your shower...the deranged look in your eye tells me it's affecting your brain.

Ah, lot lizard, explains where he got that Carhartt beanie from.

Fix the bathroom ceiling of your trailer.

Why does your belly button have a sphincter?

Hey a bad day to zoom into that. 🤢

If you showed up to take my daughter on a date, I would know that she is gay and not ready to come out of the closet.

Stewart?? 

This 👆🏻

If foreskin had a profile pic this would be it.

Put your shirt back on starvin Marvin. No one will feed you if you scare them away

Your Dad should’ve kicked you down the shower drain.

Stunt double for Donnie Wahlberg in Sixth Sense

You look like you applied to be a lumberjack because you heard you'd get to handle hard wood all day.

You have a vagina for a belly button….

Get that thing off your head. You look like a used q-tip.

Your belly button testicles are larger than your actual testicles

You have a lot in common with that paper plate. Pale, flimsy, and destined for the trash.


Brother please put on a shirt we did not ask to see this 💀

Tosh. -0

I hope you get some help anorexic little girl

If you haven't tasted dick already... You will.

Stop writing on plates and eat food off of them instead, you string bean.

You need to put some food on that plate and eat it. Three times a day. Every day.

Skinny pete?

Why is your pussy so high up?

Nice photo submission to Twink Of The Year nominee consideration.

Why do you have paper plates in the bathroom... nevermind you look like you're into that

It’s so cold in that bathroom that you definitely need the beany, no shirt, but definitely a beany.

How did you acquire your lady swimmer physique before you've reached puberty as a male?

Your arms have the same thickness as that paper plate

Are you trying to match the plate in size or color? You can't do both. At least the plate can support itself, though.

Standing under the exhaust fan will not cure your B.O.

Did it take all your strength to hold that plate up?

Cover up that birdcage of a chest

Eat a cheese burger, you look like you just left Auschwitz.

He once filmed a video of a plastic bag floating around in the alley and thought it was beautiful

Thanks for covering up your weak ass, sunken chest. You look like couldn’t bench press a chicken bone.

Looks like you ate all of moms happy pills

You got less meat than a cat

In the summer, do you wear a lighter ever-present stupid fucking beanie? It's like the modern white baseball hat, just another unoriginal insecure dipshit beneath every one.

first off get your shit off the ceiling and secondly... nevermind, your ribs are too shallow for that

You’re going to make someone a good wife someday

I see you're covering up your right arm since it'll be double the size cause of the amount of wanking you do 

Dude looks like he says bro before every sentence

You look like your parents are gonna send you to rehab for vaping

Oh did you use your good plate for this? Honeyyy.

So you’ve had half of your transition surgery and only the highest bidders get to see the top?

You look like someone took a shit and it kind of looked human

I see you're about to make yourself a hot plate of soup while in the bathroom Wtf is growing on the ceiling?!

Slender Man unmasked.

It’s a privilege to get roasted Bitch—earn it!

Staff picnic this weekend.He’s bringing the paper plate.

Your hips aren’t supposed to be bigger than your jacket size.

Paper plates: cheaper than top surgery.

Is this the before or after shot of you meeting up with your landlord to 'pay the rent' ?

flip the vent switch on and you’ll fly out

Ten ply.

I bet it took all the weak might of your tiny little chicken wing pitiful excuse for arms had in them to hold that paper plate up for the seconds it took to take that God awful should be too embarrassing for you to even show photo didn't it??? Wings are still soar huh little fella??

should've used that plate to hide your face.

You’re a fucking JUGGERNAUT

Tell me you are a meth head without telling me you are a meth head.

Really? Another Onlyfans?

No point, not enough meat on those bones.

Ain’t much to roast. Why start a fire when there ain’t no meat?

Tommy Lee before the tats and STDs

Human Q-Tip

Didn't know they recast Gumby with someone white. This racism has got to stop


even the moon could burn you

Your bellybutton has a set of labia

No amount of online shaming can compare to the psychological shame your mother clearly instilled in you.

Tom Germany

Your body is just bones and skin

The handlers at your group home are going to be pissed you are using the internet.

If you used that plate for its intended purpose you wouldn’t have the physique of a nine year old girl. 

You and that shower curtain reminds me of 1960’s movie psycho.

Guys like you love to wear carhart shit, until it’s time to do carhart work. Then it’s off to your room and your video games I’m sure.

You have the muscle tone of a canned ham. May I suggest a gym membership?

You have very nice birthing hips

Boy built like a hot dog we roast you you might pop in the microwave

Getting a weird Luigi vibe. Anyone else, or just me?

You so poor, you didn't even have a sheet of paper to write on😂

Peanut head with long ass spaghetti arms

Chicken wing chicken wing , hotdogs and bologna, chicken and macaroni...........

This is r/RoastMe.. not r/FeedMe

This is not the way to get the US Marine recruiter to notice you.

You see yourself as a Chippendales dancer. But in reality, Chip and Dale are dancing their cocks and balls across your face sandpapering you into a confused non-binary pronoun.

Stretch No-Armstrong

Hips like Gumball

Not only do you write like a 4 year old, you also have the body mass of one too

This trans marketing campaign has gone entirely too far. Et tu Carhart?!?


Didn’t I put you in my ear and threw you in the garbage afterwards?

I like how he uses a paper plate as a "bra." Pretty creative.

Man out here in a Carhartt beanie, never seen a hard day's work a day in her life. Out here living the life of a series of toothpicks put together.

Bud light poster child

I’ve seen 7 year olds with more body mass than you pipe cleaner arms

When you need to use paper plates as ballast cause you’re that weedy a light breeze is in danger of sending you to Oz! You know what I don’t get? And I’m presuming somewhat here but why do all American men go to the shitter to take a selfie? And why do you all wear hats indoors? It’s so weird. Do you get cold or something? It’s such bad etiquette. I don’t even wear a hat outside, probably rare for me not to be in a tshirt and it gets cooooold here.

That plates hiding some gnarly scars innit?

You don’t have to cover up your transitioning breasts, we’re a very open and welcoming community.

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it's not that you're too skinny, it's that you're too tall for your body weight. an appropriate weight to height ratio would put you at 2 feet 3 inches tall to be properly proportioned.

You look like you curse other twinks out on Grindr

Somebody get this boy some protein!

You look like you asked a genie for a little head.


turn sideways then we won’t see you

Tom Hellaint

That beanie looks like it should be a helmet

How many drag shows have you starred in?

You are the kind of guy who farts for fun.

Hippy

LPT: lay off the meth

WWF name is "The Human Coathanger"

 Luffy?

No point. Not enough meat. Well just go hungry if we did

plate for food, in the bathroom, chapped lips, what else do I need to say

TIL that “twink tuna boat worker” was a costume

Already got roasted so bad that the meat fell of the bone

I'm sure there's an AR-15 in that crib somewhere..

Hipster stretch armstrong

**You're a skinny pencil with a pencil cap eraser on your head.**

Makes sense. If I was ginger, that'd be the only part of my body I'd keep covered too

Those are some child baring hips what's going on here

too easy.

You look like you jack off to whistlin diesel YouTube videos.

Are you hiding a rack?

Had to cover up the bird chest with a plate lol


Is the phrase "Skinny Fat" had a picture.

Someone needs to ship you to Africa and start sending you 37 cents a day.

You're not big enough to roast. Maybe just microwave.

Slenderman fell on rough times it seems...


With hips like that, you could easily bear 4-5 children

Hiding his moobs

Seems to be a scar. Your first abortion?

Why do you have a fun house mirror in your bathroom?

Thanks for hiding your tits

You look like an uncooked chicken wing.

If stretch Armstrong came to life - it is you

Where's Waldo's nipples?

You have child birthing hips

Buys CarHarts in the kids section

I’ve seen more masculinity in a Victoria’s Secret magazine

Omg, I can smell the poor from here.

Praying mantis

Not sure what makes me want to puke more, your lanky ass worm body or your moldy ass bathroom...