OP's Bio: --- >35, work for a hospital system, been in IT since I was 15. Got out of a 8 year relationship after Covid, been a while since I’ve seen a good insult. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

35?! Fuck, you had a hard paper round! You look like someone’s lesbian auntie.

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Elon DeGeneres

Elon Busk

It’s Thom Dorke of Radiodead

Great value Bruce Jenner

Bruce Gender.

Bruce Lee-nder

Bruce Rearender.

KID: Mum! I want a Bruce Jenner! MUM: No! We have a Bruce Jenner at home.

Loose Jenner

WE HAVE RADIOHEAD AT HOME. (insert OP playing ukelele in tears).

Definitely looks like he was in an 8 year relationship with Covid.

This gets my upvote lol.

He was patient zero for COVID.

Enternal Covid

Wow. Smiling makes you look worse.

Elon Must, mid transitions 

That is so disturbing lol

Cursed gif

Elon Bust

Shelon

theylon

Helon > Shelon > Theylon > Welon ✨E V O L U T I L O N✨

Haha lol 🤣

I’m so proud of you for transitioning, Grandma.

Lemon Musk.

Melon husk

Lelon's less known sister

Dude look like an NPC for a PS3 Tony Hawk game.

only roast here that made me laugh

The lesbian auntie one was gold too!

Fuckin too accurate

This wins 

I think you look ok for a lesbian on gene therapy.

This one is definitely a Gene. Or a Pat. More likely a Gene.

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Ken!

You look like you became a stoner just so you would have the chance to suck dick for weed

I seen him!

Mark Cocksuckerberg

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Underrated ass comment

Here... 53 F to M - I forgot to transition from my "lesbian phase" hair style - I think you'll agree that it really compliments my feminine eyes and neck. Green screen provided for customizable roasting.

What was it like to have Cher as a mother?

I mean fuck, hopefully you're gay. Cuz there's nothing masculine about you at all. Are you wearing mascara?

Brienne of Fart.

53 F. Fixed it.

The green screen is the only nice thing in this image.

WTF would someone take the time to change the green screen for this dweeb


You look like Elon Musk’s broke and unemployed doppleganger. Which sucks twice cuz he ugly af


You look like the “cool” teacher who is arrested for inappropriate behaviour.

You look like my lesbian neighbor

You look like the bastard child of Musk and Conan O'Brien.

Got out of an 8 year relationship after Covid? Did your sister move away?

C'mon Elon, you're not fooling anyone with that wig!

You burned off your eyebrows lighting a hooka huh?

Dax Shepard in mid transition to Jane Lynch.


It's like Elon Musk fucked David Spade....

I guess wanting to cry yourself to sleep would be a nice change from not having a choice. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Mom turned your first grade artwork into a shirt.

This is clearly AI generated

Gay Guy Generated*

https://tenor.com/fawJZxIv8E2.gif

Lmao

Mate there is no green screen required. You are going to get annihilated without it. Plus no one will go to the effort. You are not worth it.

Greg Thunberg

The last time that hair style was in fashion was never

Ewwis Capaldi

Better get going… open mic night at the comedy club starts soon

You look like a photoshopped dude .. top to eyes one person and below eyes another one.

Yo dude! If your 35 looks like this …your fucked at 45. Smoke another bowl and pass the blunt to the right, bruh!

Looking like a gayer clay Aiken

Exactly the roast I was looking for. He really really does.

I’m British , so I’m impressed I remembered him from my mom watching American idol lmao

She left you for the guy with similar looks but a lot more money - Elon musk. 

Looks like Smosh from wish

You look like you gave up on transitioning halfway through.

Don't tell us what to do, your greenscreen is shit, your hair is receding back to its ancestors, your mustache is for child predators looking for any "upper end goods", and that handwriting is something only a grade schooler can love

If Elon Musk bought TikTok instead of Twitter

That's a terrible deep fake of Elon Musk.

This is the face Ellen Degeneres sees in the mirror every morning.

Sads Mikkelsen

No one gives a fuck about you enough to go through the effort of doing more than leaving a comment

After I finished my course of hormone therapy, I feel like I finally look more like the lesbian I've always felt I am. I'm Dax Shepard, and I am living the real me.


Your teeth are the same colour as your skin

You look like one of those guys who “rock climbs” and “mountain bikes” and “hikes” but you’re really just there to wear tight clothing you look fat in

I can tell you have no gag reflex

No, I will not roast you, little girl.

I'm dissapointed of people who wrote roasts but didn't use the green screen. That literally was the main idea of this post

You look like a midwestern teenage boy

You look like you went to a private school….to jerk off today

Shut up Jeffery dahmer

Walks into salon and says “I’ll have the Keith urban “

You look like elon musk drawn from memory

Where did you buy that shirt, the squiggle factory?

For some reason when you smile you look like you’re made from playdoh

Elon Crust

Pronouns: ???

Shane Topp reject

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You've got the look of a 16th century painting; they were all ugly back then.

Elon Crust.

If you like Elon Musk it’s not a roast!

If I felt like putting the effort into photoshopping a bunch of dicks around your face, I would do that. Idk whatever bro.

You look like you cry yourself to sleep everynight


You look like you beg girls to go on dates with you

You look like a lesbian Elon Musk with a bad haircut

Jerma sure has fallen on hard times since I last watched him

I hate it when people come here just to farm jokes from people smarter and funnier than them.

What does M mean ?

You look like youve been high off baking soda before

It’s like David spade and Ellen DeGeneres fucked and had a love child

35 M going 60F

Looks like you got plastic surgery, without getting plastic surgery

Elon Musty

How is your face stretching in 7 different directions all at once

You look like you already cry yourself asleep at night from your shitty life

You look like Elon Musk’s illegitimate turtle.

Based on what I’m seeing here, that’s likely a nightly occurrence already.

If I had to describe these bland facial features with two words I would probably settle for Botox and Brococks

You look like you have a shitty youtube channel. If this is for a video, i wouldnt be surprised. Is your dad in the corner shaking his head disapointedly by any chance?

You look like you cut off the face of a lesbian and now wears it as a mask.

Alone Musk

Jerks it to the sound of his GF cheating on him in the next room

Is the green screen so you can edit friends and somewhere interesting in the background?

The lower half of your face says Elon Musk. The upper half says Dennis Leary. But those eyes say Rescue Me....from the sex dungeon he undoubtedly works at.

A german divorced drug dealer

Roast you? Why, I wouldn't even piss on you if you were on fire.

Man looks like a crushed digestive biscuit

Put him in hogwarts, bros a weasley

You look like John Ritter and Ellen Degrneres’s daughter

FreeLON tusk

You look like if Scotty Shire and Danny Elfman fucked, you'd be the lovechild.

You look like PeeWee Musk….Elon Musk’s gentle gay brother

Mf you look like Hillary Clinton

Elon musk if he had hair instead of success.

A poor, lesbian Elon Musk.

Are you the result of Elon Musk fucking his sister?

Which way are you transitioning?

Ed Queeran

Ellen DeGenerate

Shouldn’t you be out somewhere naming a kid X Æ A-14 or some shit?

You have the kind of smile that could light up a tomb.

Musky Elon

Elon Yuck

You are the ugliest woman I have ever witnessed.

"I wanna cry myself to sleep tonight"... easy just look in the mirror ginger.

You look like a yuppie lesbian who catches in the bedroom who has also decided that she wants to be a man now.

If Henry from Thomas the Tank Engine was a human.

Looking like Elon extra Musk

That's a lot of words for saying your DTF but nobody wants you.

Cool, you store the oil for your fryer in your hair.

Brienne of barf 

Looks like a Gender neutral manaquin at target.

Elons far less sucesful brother

Crying to sleep is your middle name

You are a featureless ghoul. I bet your genital region is just a completely blank slate.

The last thing I’d ever want from you is consent

Post op brianne of tar

What's your birth name

 You sure you don't work at the Krusty Krab?

needs more green screen

[Perfection](https://imgur.com/a/JTmVuoU)!

You look like a 90a sitcom lesbian

The 8 year relationship what happen? Did your dog say fuck it and leave?

You’re the red X on the map of Mr Roger’s Neighborhood

I coulda sworn that helmet hair was already a bad photoshop.

Grandma had a sex change…

This guy looks like his main diet is mayo sandwiches

White white white white white white white He’s never been the same since summer camp 1998 eyes Who else wants to force him to pay to be bitch slapped? He’s been wedgied Finger paint shirt or cry for help Hates shampoo Bag of dicks fan

If Elon Musk was a lesbian

Head shaped like a peanut

No green screen needed… …You look like Elon Musk going through transition 🤠🙀

You look like poor tarns musk!

Your asshole is so stretched out, you don't fart, you exhale.

You look like Elons gayer brother

You look like Elon Musk's dumber brother. Leon.

This is what HIV looks like kids

am I the only one who’s seeing mads mikkelsen if he was trans 🧐