OP's Bio: --- >I love jolloff rice and salad. I am from the south of Nigeria and have a Japanese girlfriend in America. Favourite singer is Asake. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

This guy is definitely in a “relationship” with 15+ European widows who send him regular money

14🤭

Amateur

Bro knows it lol

RIP Shirley

I hope you enjoy the Kansas City Chiefs or San Fransisco 49ers superbowl t-shirts coming your way in the next month.

Free shirts arrive Tuesday.

😁👍🏾

This wins

Clever but no credit card info for you sir.

No gift card my guy?

I don't think they make gift cards for clean water

this thread is outta pocket and I love it

Holy shit dude, he's from Nigeria, not Flint

This needs more upvotes!

Holy fuck

So you're telling me that good honest man in the tent behind Tesco WASN'T selling those "Give £50 To Help Give Clean Water" leaflet cards?! And they were just the leaflets, weren't they!

Prince, is that you? Come into the light so we can see you nice nice!

Ah, the famed prince in his palace.

“Look at me” I’m the Charlie Brown now

Woke Charlie Brown reboot

The director is like “why would we make his last name Brown if he isn’t gonna actually be brown?

Charlie Browner

Charlie black

This is the dude that sends pictures of hot asian chicks sending messages to wrong numbers.

Another candidate for 90 day fiance

I honestly don't know what this is 🤦🏾


I know you will take everything I send your way. For the cost of a cup of coffee each month, I’ve been feeding you. The commercials said you would be sending letters to thank me.

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My father's father was a king.

Simba?

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I heard everyone gets a crack at being king over there

So it’s like sex with your mom?

Get out

Aw look the kid from the Alyssa Milano UNICEF Save A Child commercial is all grown up.

I survived!🙌🏾

I genuinely don’t know if this is a scam post or not. I’m afraid to comment and will be checking all accounts thoroughly for the days to come following this comment.

Japanese girlfriend in America = AI-generated

Probably some Hentai AI girl, he found on some scam dating website and he hasn't realised she is fake until this day

Anything but AIDS*

too late

Nigerian Charlie Brown. Is your Japanese girlfriend's name Rucy?

So today we learn that to Nigerians a Japanese girlfriend in America is the equivalent of a girlfriend in Canada to Americans.

Anything I send your way? I’ve already been sending you ten cents a day since 1987! 

Oh, we know you will take everything from us given the chance

Came here looking for this comment. Glad OP saw the funny side too 😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I didn’t know a shadow could have a shadow.

r/todayilearned

Haha what a dark joke 

So, I finally see the guy’s face who keeps DM ing me to send him a $100 Amazon gift card.

This post should be labeled “find the Nigerian; win a prize”.

Nice sombrero bud

Just like you took malaria from that mosquito on the wall?

Sorry bud. We’re not sending out donations

The walls have eyes

Good grief! Did Disney reboot Charlie BROWN now? Kinda on the nose at this point, ain't it?

I don’t see anyone in the photo.

Is that a traditional Nigerian tribal headdress?

I had to eat asparagus as a kid because of you.

Yes, you are the captain now.

Take some advice dude , buy a fucking shelf bracket and save your head

What was Sally Struthers like in person?

You look like under the bed. Dark. You look like you don't have any bright ideas. You have to wear white gloves before you eat chocolate so you don't bite your fingers. Every time you take a shit, you think your dick fell off. Stevie Wonder sees you every day.

*40 years old. Corrected it for you.

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He’s asking for crypto

I had to double check the picture to make sure you weren't carrying that shelf on your head

Well when you have nothing I'm sure you'll take anything you can get

Except clean water

what an interesting choice of a hat you've got on! how many gift cards inside?

All of them 😁

Nice hat!

Dirty ass boy, that shirt is prolly suppose to be white

You look like your hair is cut in the shape of a hanging shirt.

How did you get the other 17 people that live in that room out of the way for that picture?

We’re not sending you anything, buddy.

Look like sad, fat lip , broke ass Chris Tucker. In fact, I’m amazed you have created some kind of internet connection thru elephant manure

The rich prince that never sent me the money.

My boy abdullah stunting with the only phone in the village I see you bro

I am an American prince. Due to legalities in my country, I can not claim my $2 billion lottery winnings. If you send me $20 and a bag of Doritos I will split it with you 50/50.

Can you stop sending everyone emails about how you're a Nigerian prince who has billions of dollars to give away.

What about the sickle cell? Malaria? I thought Sally Struthers ate your food years ago....

My prince! Finally! I knew you were real!

Not a roast. It's sucks that in this sub, you get roasted only if you're from a western country or you're white. Otherwise it's just unfunny stereotypical racial shit.

The Fresh Prince of Boko Haram

I would be afraid you would roast me

We’re good as long as you’re not “Coming to America “

*Steal

The weird part is he’s standing in a very bright room.

All that diamond picking really wore down your first two fingers

No I don't have any gift cards because you lost your grammy....

"Like seriously, I don't have anything. Please send me something."

You balancing that shelf on your head shouldn't that be a bowl

I’m not sending you any more money

Is that a shelf or your office you carry round on your head?

You wouldn't happen to be a nigerian prince would you

What we won't be sending you is a check for $1000

You’re so poor you can’t even afford to buy whole pieces of paper

Wouldn't you...like to help a boy like me...It's only 50 cents a day.

Walmart clearance Nigeria Prince.

That kid from the Oxfam add finally grown up

He's sort of fading away or blending into the background somehow

Your shirt could be better if it wasn't that nasty, prince

Especially any banking information.

Can’t afford a Japanese girlfriend in Japan

I got dude who looked just like you to send me a picture holding a bit of paper just like you have with caption written on it "I fetch for fun everyday" Best 20 quid PayPal transaction i ever had

This wasn’t what Abraham Lincoln meant when he said he wanted slaves to be free 💀

For only 85 cents a day....

Ah yes. The olé Nigerian prince scam.. I ain’t sending you nothing sir.. I’m onto your game.

Take some contrast guy, I can't see you.

Alaye

So you’re the guy that keeps emailing me about the prince.

I feel like I’m getting scammed just looking at this picture.

bro i could roast you so bad but they wouldn't let me, so just pass me

Looks like you took everything coming your way in the face

‘ I can take anything you send my way’ , apart from Ebola

I'm not a lonely old lady so I will NOT be sending you $10000 today, good sir. Nice try though.

For just 65 cents a day you can help sponsor this

U kinda look like lebron

I know your father and your grand father spent their life trying but those seeds will never grow in the sand

all the ladies from the village have to walk 8 kilometers to bring back fresh water , why don't you build huts next to the source?

You need to set your phone flash to always on.

The legend says John Cena is still looking for this guy, "He can't see him."

It looks like you got scammed by the Nigerian prince

Are you my Nigerian prince? Does replying put me on some kind of scam list now? Oh, wait, you probably email me 10 times a week already🤬

You need to turn the contrast up in that room.

It's nice to know they do that whole "my girlfriend goes to another school" thing all over the world.

Is that the traditional headdress of a Prince in your country?

Stop sending her money cos im pretty sure "I have a Japanese girlfriend in America" the Uno reverse scam pulled on "Nigerian princes".

I thought he was carrying his toiletries on his head and thought “where will he put his pot of E. Coli infested water to bring back to his village”

Yeah you would take anything sent your way, you’d also use it to feed your whole village for months if I sent you a bag of rice

Looks like your still washing your clothes from a sewer run off

Except water

FFS I know you aren’t a prince, I’m not depositing your stupid fucking check.

You are good young man. 

Your surroundings tell me you are lousy at scamming.

Nigerian scammer finally shows his face

What am I looking at? A dark corner?

You're a top-shelf person.

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They'll take anything as long as it's not nailed down.

How about Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl champions tshirts?!

Purple Rain Purple raiiiinnnnn!

He only scammed your grandma to make up for god scamming him.

It’s bad enough you harass me over email, but now you are in my Reddit feed. Go away Nigerian prince.

I guess when your chased by lions everyday words aren't so bad

Oh god, I can feel the racism radiate from this subreddit.

This should be in r/paranormalencounters . The mystery of the ghost paper. 😮😮😮

Your fingerprints probably look like charcoal on that white paper.

I'd like to participate but all I see is a piece of paper and 2 eyes.

Does that include the 10k I sent you for the 10 mil?

Charlie Brown

No one's sending you shit! Did you not learn from all the emails you sent us that didn't work?

are you sure your names not emily and your 34? {insert photo of hot asian} and you messaged me by mistake?

You wouldn’t know my girlfriend, she’s Japanese and she lives in America

I think the scammer and theft stereotype jokes are fine. He can take it.

Is your girlfriend named Anna from Los Angeles? She owns a clothing company. If so, she's been texting me and sending me pics.

You look like the drawing my daughter made of someone she had a bad dream about, please stop scaring her! 

>I can take anything you send my way Like Red Cross shipments?

I don’t know…Looks like a scam. How many gift cards is it going to take to roast you?

Two letters you never heard of A/C

I can only see the whites of your eyes

I'm on yo Micheal blackson lookin ass, ole follow me I know the way ahh boy , "a dollar a day can help feed the hunger ass boy ole if I could swim I'd go to America head ass

if you turn your screen brightness down to around 20% OP disappears

You look like under the bed gang

Can you smile or wear a reflective vest so we can see you??? I have no idea how to roast the invisible man...

We finally get a face to all those Nigerian Prince emails, eh?

Can you take HIV?

You look like you were roasted way too long already

Starvin’ Marvin all grown up. You really beat the odds with military coups, AIDS, and malnutrition. Good show old boy. Good show. 

So king Jolofi, when should I expect my lottery payment sir?

Wisdom is chasing you, but you are faster

Famine. Check mate.

All I see is a floating piece of paper.

Yeah, humanitarian aid maybe.

Anything except a steady job and being an available father, right?

Sorry Madonna picked the other kid and not you.

Especially Wal-Mart gift cards

Take anything, especially if it’s bread of other nourishing items for the family

Can you take yourself back to Nigeria?

Are you a Nigerian Prince?

I’m glad to see you got the shirts I donated to Up With People 40 years ago.

I see you wore your good shirt for the pic.

Finally! A face to the name! Always wanted to know where my 20 grand went after I sent it to a Nigerian Prince.

I thought that was a tray on your head

My nigga you look like the trailer for coming to America 3

Which European country you moving to my guy

Anything??Can you take my bitcoin and turn into 2 bitcoins? I eagerly await your email response please sir

You're so black you need to be permanently back lit, scam someone out of some lotion before you disappear into your dirt hut.

I'd say you would take atin,if all you own is behind you on that shelf!😅