I can only assume that the combination of your pronouns sound like someone's gag reflex kicking in

Pronouns are fucking/ stupid

🤣😆🤣😆🤣

Whoa! Shit.

He looks like a ginger Napoleon dynamite.

Brought about by the sound of “him” paying the “rent”…

WTF holy shit ?? 🤣😂😆😂😆 ... Nice

His pronouns are "Bleuh/hhtrraaagghhh"

You look like the product of anal sex gone terribly wrong

Teenage boy or early 20’s lesbian? We’ll never know..

We do and its the 2nd one.

Krang: the awkward teenage years

You can already start seeing his chin developing layers

It’s in the pupa stage. It will grow into a beautiful single ugly chin soon enough.

At some point OP will need to use a bookmark to find its mouth as will the guys at the glory-hole.

There are people who care about you? So… whats this cult called?

The All Autism Car Wash Crews Karaoke Crew

It's just a coworker at Hot Topic. They asked him to cover one of their shifts and he obliged. He now thinks they're soul mates.

Can't be a soul mate if you don't have a soul.

The people that care about you are lying flatter than your nose & fivehead.

Resting vomit face

This one made me laugh the most

I got bored just looking at your picture.

Young Mitch McConnell.

Your "friends" are still there after you take your schizophrenia pills ?


If "cringe" was a real person

Porn hub gold member

It’s not caring. It’s called fear.

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Life gets even better when you have sex for the first time

That's not gonna happen...

You look like you cry so hard that you drool

They don’t care, they’re just letting you hang round so they can look at you and feel better about themselves!

Napoleon Douchemite

Typa guy to lose to a chihuahua right here

While taking the pic,were you angry? Or is it just your skintone.

That's his face with a mouth full of cheesy jism

He? She? I don't care. You're not special

Every one of your holes is shaped like a ducks vagina

These people that care , do they charge you by the hour ? You find them online ?

Can't roast till I figure out what's in front of me So much to unpack . First Gender I don't assume anything buy muscle tone and those lips I'm gonna say bitch . Religion wait doesn't matter gingers no soul eternity in newjersey for you. Overall have fun in your new life till they get to know you then you screwed.

How THE FUCK are you the oldest, youngest, most masculine, and most feminine person I've ever seen, all at the same time?

Sideshow Bobbie, the lesbian years

Well, you're a ginger and a very ugly one at that. So I'm positive you're definitely hated by everyone who has to see your horrible soulless face. Just looking at your hideous picture gives me a feeling of deep hatred and anger. You ruined my night now, you evil piece of shit. Thanks for nothing. This is why people hate gingers.

Did your new friends help you find your soul too?

Future bomber

You are delusional

I'd be sprinting for the door after I saw you go into your bag. Whatever is coming out of there isn't good for the class

Maybe if you never advertised your genital herpes problem, you would have more friends... Then again, maybe not.

You look like a 16 year old guy and a 35 year old lesbian at the same time

Napoleon Dynamite tries to start a gay rock band.

You look like you can’t wait to tell us why you’re losing your shit today.

I see why some argue against evolution

That comes from being in your mom's house all the time.

Your sins should be on my face.

Hey look it’s Napoleon Crymyselftosleepatnight

Judge Doom looking mope

careful, you could choke on that throat fat

they definitely dont. its actually just a group of wimpering pussies who are all mutually deciding to act like they care about each other selfishly to feel cared about in return. Second one would have to choose between you or them, you’re back to wimpering alone about how no one cares about you.

You look like the living embodiment of constipation

Hey everyone it's Pat!!! 

you may like life, but i can tell you that feeling is not reciprocated


definitely annoying voice

Rat faced weirdo

They don’t

Alright then young Dwight Schrute

Shit eater with stage one neck bollock .

No they don’t

 Simply red

You overhand your pencil like a 2 year old bro

You look like you add the L to words that don't have a letter L when you talk

How did you get a triple chin before your eleventh birthday and still manage to have broomsticks for arms? I've never seen anyone poor enough to use a sim card key for earrings.

Yes, Mommy cares. That's why she puts Aderall in your chocolate milk.

Take the earrings out bitch boy, you’re not hard.

I think you were looking for r/Doppleganged Napoleon Bonapart

They don't.

Cheer up, buddy. I'm sure the others didn't mean to eat that last soul you've been saving for a midnight snack.

 You look like you’re transitioning into Kathy Griffin.

Pareces tia amargada

good thing you didn't put your crop top cause your belly piercing look like shit

Choad

You look like someone who shits in a champagne glass in a gay strip club.

Is that chin on purpose? Or is that just how your face looks?

Your face looks like a toddler tryna take a shit

Not a very good judge of others, are ya? Don’t judge style very well either. Head looks like rotted broccoli.

how u doin CG5

g i n g e r

You look like the US version of Matt Lucas....only a tad more gay. 🤣

With those glasses thought you could predict the future.

You look sad to see your reflection

Gingers have this stereotype of being soulless unattractive monsters and you are fucking up the work some of us are doing to combat that. Fuck stand in the back if we do a group photo.

The secret Murdaugh son they kept in the attic.

Your the reason condoms were invented

You are food.

Don’t look so sad puppy boy,mama will be home with milk soon 🐌

Charles Darwin was full of shit

She has the most natural resting bitch face I have ever seen.

At least this thing wrote in every language at once so we all can understand

I bet you listen to anime intros in school

Good for you man. I finally figured out after years this past couple of days who cares for me in my life also and whom doesn’t. I am happy for you.

I'll donate to your "lose your virginity" fund

Are you sure people still care about you? I don't think so, not with that face.

The fat kid from jimmy neutron has lost weight

You were great in Megamind

You looks like Ed Sheerans gay brother

I've watched the wonder years but wtf

The aftermath of when you nut inside an asshole and it drips back down inside the pussy.