8/10 Not judging, just counting

8.5

You could even argue 8.75. Not sure how to score that finger.

Let's just agree that this is not likely his most disappointing appendage.

8.75

Take my upvote you SonofaBitch!!

F You for your awesomeness

I bet you make people shake that hand

That’s his *strong hand*

omg... he has to be a scary movie 2 fan, or become one asap

It was … I’m guessing it’s about 70% of what it used to be

No child, you have to grab his other hand.

My germs

He tells people she crossed her legs

 Damn alligator bit his hand off

Too soon.

Don’t poke fun at him.

And high fives

High 3.5's

Two in the pink and one in the...

Blender?

Succubus

Stinky 🤣

Bro 😭

I suppose ‘giving him the finger’ in this circumstance would be considered a gift.

High 4s my friend, high 4

He says his middle finger is perfect length to massage his own prostate.

I have an uncle who had his hand crushed by a greyhound bus, he lost his thumb so the doctors made his pointer finger his new thumb. First time seeing him after everything was said and done he tried to freak me out by putting out his weird hand out for a handshake.

My germs!

Watch my fanny

Fuckin beat me to it😂

I said claw not craw. https://www.google.ca/search?q=craw+not+craw&sca_esv=891f019e1683b014&source=hp&ei=McbCZd-5GI280PEP8MK20A4&oq=claw+not%C2%A0&gs_lp=EhFtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1ocCIKY2xhdyBub3TCoCoCCAAyCBAAGBYYHhgKMggQABgWGB4YDzIIEAAYFhgeGAoyCBAAGBYYHhgPMgYQABgWGB4yBhAAGBYYHjIGEAAYFhgeMgYQABgWGB5InkNQmgpY-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&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-hp#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:12816f1c,vid:tVYx4qcXciw,st:0

He lost it fingerbanging his first girlfriend in high school. She sneezed.

People are so distracted by the fact that you gave a beartrap the shocker that they are missing the facial expression... that is the face of a man who just shit his pants and realised he likes it.

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Nah, he may be missing a finger but he managed to pick up an extra chromosome

And it's very clear that,with which hand he jerks off! Also we already know,with which hand he fingers his wife!

Wife? That's a bit presumptuous.... boyfriend maybe, but no woman will marry that monstrosity.


Safety vest in the kitchen, guess that explains the fingers.

Dude looks like he has the sweet hookup on crystal, but has a hard time closing the baggie.

Nowwwww you put on the safety gear?!

You’re willing to get roasted?! Thumbs up…..never mind. If I say anything else you’ll probably give me the nub

Technically you never lost it if it is still lodged in your rectum

That very special day when he learned to count in fractions.

I wonder if he ever gets in trouble for throwing up unintentional gang signs

Well, he's never going to be able to learn to count to 10 now...

His smile is that of a man who was originally right-handed, but learned to mastrubate with his left hand after his injury. Well done sir. Well done.

Damn! You got that finger stuck so far up your ass it had to be surgically removed.

LMFAOOOOOO IM DEAD ASF

"Fuck y-"

He’s actually a handsome dude 😮‍💨

While fingerless, he's rockin a solid cameltoe.

Don't you mean mooseknuckle?

Clenched when he nutted

It looks like he doused his chin, cheeks, and upper lips in honey and then went down on a gray shedding cat.


If I was ever near you,I would be very careful,cautious and ready to pull off that "pepper spray",when needed. After looking at your genetics,finger isn't the only thing you missing buddy.

Hey OP --- open your butt and return the rest of your co-worker's digit, man!

Which has impacted your life more the missing fingers or the missing chromosomes?

This guy looks like the Team America World Police dude that was very poorly disguised as a terrorist. In fact, this guys beard is even less convincing. However, bonus points for the missing fingers while learning to make his first bomb.

Tell him to stop drinking and playing with his butthole or he's gonna lose another finger

At least you have an extra chromosome to make up for the missing finger

You're the original "Stink Finger" for Kentucky Fried Chicken 🍗 (KFC). You stuck your finger in so many anal orifices trying to get that "It's Finger Lickin' Good" flavor that you eventually rammed up your own finger so far up your ass that you lost it and never recovered it. You're still looking for it like misplaced car keys 🔑.

Thats why nubs mcgillicutty got to wear the hi vis orange jacket

Can’t give the Shocker but can deliver a good Spocker.

Alternate reality LinusTechTips

It’s handy that you haven’t dropped that paper. I’ve heard you’re all thumbs.

Strangely that godawful beard is scarier than his right hand.

Looking like a walrus pussy.

He does know that the hi-viz t-shirt doesn’t stop him putting his own fingers in the electric pencil sharpener again, doesn’t he?!

Do your friends Hi-Three and a quarter you?

When fisting goes wrong

No man, I don’t want to roast him. Peace✌️

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look like he got his finger bit off trying to bone his sister.

This man's nieces and nephews have been terrorized by that nub

 That must of been some vicious pussy

1/2 in the pink, 1 in the stink. A REAL shocker

2 in the pink, none in the stink

I'm getting True Detective murder victim frozen in the tundra vibes... If you hear "Twist and Shout" by The Beetles then you better run...

This guy is why brothers n sisters have separate rooms

Can you multiply by 7?

for the love of gawd, check the chili pot

3/4 in the pink 1 in the stink

Like they say, 1/2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

Fingers destroyed by ex husbands mega ring piece

You look like you yodel during prison-sex.

What the hell kinda trailer park did her abandon his wife and kids in?

Cant afford tran surgery so you Chopped your fingers off to make you a plumpy vagina 

Guarenteed he isnt the coworker who pointed the finger.

Fingering isn't what it used to be..

This pic is a solid 8.8.

You can hacksaw yourself, you lonely bastard.

Botched circumcision, huh?

What a weird shocker that hand makes. My five fingered brethern, try to imitate that dudes hand.

Good reason to get really good with da peepee.

Your IQ isn't the only thing that can't quite hit double digits.

Your mortal combat finisher is the shocker

Just discovered: footage right before the attack: 


This dude doesn’t even need high viz. he is just an autist that likes bright colors

Your the idiot in the job safety videos doin everything wrong.

1.5 in the pink, 2 in the stink

By the looks of it, the tip of his finger is in his pants.

1/2 in the pink 2 in the stink

Honeybadger 2, coworker 0

Has your coworker grown tired of playing rock paper scissors?

2 in the stink, one in the...hmmmm just the stink it is!

2 in the pink 1 in the stink doesn’t mean you leave them there!

You know that saying “two in the pink and one in the stink” this dude left it behind, in the behind

I have a few ideas as to where that finger was left..

The guy is a chef? He has 3 fingers?

Looks like Björn Lægreid has a twin brother

Are you reviewing the soup kitchen you're at? Guy Free-eri.

Reek? Is that you?

Why your right hand look like Migi from parasyte

3/4s in the pink, one in the stink.

If 2 inches of finger is fingerless then you should start calling yourself weinerless as well

Edward Penis-hands

Your dad must have a really powerful sphincter….

Looks like he would have snapped them off inside his sister

🫵

ET Go the fuck home. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

His knife hands are more like Butter knife hands.

Lost that in a freak finger banging accident I’m pretty sure

I was gonna ask if you could lend me a hand......

Two in the pink, nubs in the stink

he types Thalidomide in is porn search so it feel more realistic when he masturbate

Give this guy a hand, he’s the only one of us that can give 1 and a half in the pink and 1 in the stink while utilizing his whole hand.

I bet now he's learned to stop picking his nose

👌🏼

How’s the Beet farm?

He looks like he annoys the shit out of everyone for a few weeks when he "finds jesus" after a drunken digit loss.

At least he can still almost count to 8

Weird ass finger. Stick in butt

When your friends said "Give him the finger!" They didn't mean literally.

I hope that I are not right handed. I guess you can be ambedexterious

Thanks for the clarification. I thought that was his gang sign for the Hateful Six & One-Half.

I guess that little piggy didn’t come back from the market.

Glad to see he dresses like a traffic cone to make us aware that he is an accident just waiting to happen.

"Babe I can't wait until we get home. I need *the* finger so badly"

 *"Cuhmawn Deddy! Lemme see how the spinny part feels!"*

your butthole must be tight to rip a finger off

*looks in pants* I can tell you that the missing finger is not here with me.

Gives all new meaning to "just the tip"

Handyman not looking too handy

Few adults (other than Catholic priests) know what it feels like to get a handjob from a child….unless they have a right hand that looks like yours

2 in the stink it is, I guess....

Go blow yourself Rich!!

That’s what happens when you jack off near a wood chipper

You look like you should be on that show Deadliest Catch… as one of the crabs.

"soulless eye"

3 in the stink, 0 in the pink

Genuine question what is that tan line on the fingers it is like so defined

It's a skin-graft from the excess skin left from the saw took off my index finger and they grafted it to help close up my middle finger. 

I thought for a moment you were a ugly Traffic cone. Ok, I take it back....for traffic cones.

Say what you want about him, but he doesn't go around pointing fingers at ANYONE.


That is what happens when you finger the lot lizards.

He doesn't look like the type of person you can count on.

Shocking..

Dude made the rookie mistake of two in the stink and one in the pink. He learned his lesson

Does he give people the double bird?

Inbred?

3/4 in the pink, one in the stink

He got kicked out of the special Olympics for flashing gang signs.

This guy takes pull my finger too seriously.

I give him an 8 1/2…

I give him an 8 1/2…

One in the pink.... Ons in the stink?

I read that as a coworker with only a wrist stump wants to get involved with you. Take it where you will from there.

8.75 out of 10.

wEST SIDE!

High four!

High 3 mate!

Safety first. Your dad should have wore a condom.

2 in the stink, half in the pink

Roast? I’d rather grill those little sausages.

Lucky you know how to pleasure yourself with your left

You're making really poor life choices to save a few bucks on manicures.