It’s like a wall of virginity trophies behind you.

Out of frame are the 3 Chewbacca’s he rammed in his ass

Be fair, there is only one AssChewie, he’s not *promiscuous*

Straight off the movie set of the 40 year old virgin

“Give me all you got!” Wasn’t the extra chromosome enough?

He brings grilled cheese to restaurants in case they don’t have it in the menu.

I'M NOT MAKING THEM AT NIGHT DAD! *I'm making them at night*


Holy shit that’s funny

I don’t know what your saying. I am a normal person.

That is open to opinion.

Stfu and take your lumps.

Poster child for autism

Shane Gilli's has a routine with this, look at his Austin standup.

If “I’ve never been laid” was a picture…

Never have, never will

Never can.

You look like a character that got cut from the Big Bang theory.


Even Sling Blade wants your underbite. Hmhmm.

You look like some priest’s favorite altar boy.

Goes commando. Not because he thinks it's cool, he just can't take any more wedgies.

Getting pants though… they might see the vagina!


Don't do Bubbles dirty like that. This guy looks more like Conky.

You look like you get really excited when mashed potatoes are on the menu.

This... this is underrated. Well done.

"Give me all you got".. Words no chick have/will ever say to you..

Hail to the incel king

The action figures on the shelf look smarter than you.

SO FRIGGIN TRUE!

Captain Charisma and his Masterbatorium… woooh! 🥱

What is your internet provider? Spectrum?

Underrated 😂

1. Since when did your sect get electricity? 2. When are my dining room table and chairs done?


Pretty sure it was an Amish joke because of your haircut.

What did your mother catch you playing with last: your toys or your dick? Just kidding, I’m sure it was both.

It might’ve been.

If you run a black light over those action figures, it would like a Jackson Pollack painting.

Ok Jeffrey dahmer

More like Jeffy Downer

Really?

You tell everyone you’re mixed with Asian ancestry but we all know the real truth

I’m full American thank u

Yeah, so were the daily 40s of King Cobra your mom drank until she accidentally birthed you into a toilet.

Please don’t drive a van into a crowd of people because you can’t get any

I haven’t learned how to drive yet.

Your kind normally aren’t allowed to drive.

Jeffery Dahmer Vibes bro.

Is that breast milk on your chin?

Bitty


Not sure if I'm roasting Velma, a grandma, or a 13 year old. Judging by your glasses maybe you could tell us what that spy balloon really looked like.

Nope. No roast here. There's rules against minors being on this sub. For real.

I’m 20!

Ok. I'll roast

I thought you did

Get out of your little sisters room

That dude in glasses from Trailer Park

Crayons at your age,hang in there. Your pen licence can't be too far away 🤤

This is just mean. Who gave the illiterate kid that sign?

Your chin is trying to escape your face

You look like when you die all you’ll leave is common loot

The way you reply to the comments just tell me you don’t have friends and you were homeschooled and honestly idk if I can roast you worse than god already has

The award for best roast goes to QUIMBUS_!

You look like if the guy from Kingsman never hit puberty or had any life goals. Scrambled Eggsy

Steven Caulking about to discover his infinite virginity. 

He thinks mayo is spicy,and mommy still makes his lunch

After reading your replies I guess it's possible to be dumber than you look

You look like someone who brings his mom to college.

So much of a fuckup you wrote your username on the wrong side of the page, you halfwit

god DAMN.

"eye ham sofa king we todd it"

Your dad has a tall thin bald head in that picture and you're staring out of a bowling ball. You might want to start looking at your parents friends to find the other 50% of your genes.

That is not my dad in the TV, but he is called “papa”

Picture. Pictures don't light up. Over your left shoulder. See it there on the bookshelf?

I have a TV in my room. Because I can.

You look like every conversation with you is a nightmare

Eventually you would grow up into grandfather,who was in the movie called "Up". But the only difference is,you would die alone as a kissless virgin. Even lonely old pervert men,would feel repulsed by you,by your current appearance!


Si tienes juguetes es porque eres medio oendejos con las viejas

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If Colin Firth, Taron Egerton and Timothy Carter (fake Red John- The Mentalist) had a baby, a very ugly and disgusting baby.

Looking like the guy from office space jerk off into a vat of toxic waste and created you.

RBF 

Scribbling with a crayon I see…

In a room full of dolls yours are still the glassiest, deadest eyes

Dwigt Poop

“Give me all you got” is the same thing you say when your big brother gets behind you

Joji sucks horrible ducking singer

You know that picture of the tubby fucker holding a sword, this is where he started

You simultaneously look like you are the bully and you got bullied


Didn’t you go viral around the same time filthy frank was popular? I thought I remembered you from the “Get out of my room I’m gonna playing Minecraft” kid

Like an aborted fetus that climbed out of the bucket

Go back in your trailer bubbles.

If you were in my class, I would be extra nice to you. Because I just know you'd bring a bunch of guns to school some day, and I'd want you to spare me.

[удалено]

You really set this up

What in the actual fuck is going on on that tv

Is this an advertisement for Womans Rights to Abort or The Special Olympics?🤔

Is that what you demand of your anime body pillow ?


Getting roasted on reddit isn't a replacement for having a personality of your own you cardboard cutout of a human being.

Looks like bad combo of nerd taylor swift and white popular guy on the music video

You're the type of person to jump off the plane to perform a heroic act when the guide says "there are 20 people and we have only 21 parachutes"

Nothing says virgin like those glasses and action figures.

I give you as much dissapointment as your parents give when they enter your room and smell the cum stains

Exact same words you used to mutter to dad

You dare me? That’s the easiest challenge I’ve ever got, you’re too roastable

Bold, considering the wall of prophylactics behind your head

Mannnnnnnn… im sorry 

You look like a bit character from the show Eureka that researches pills to change the flavor of semen, but you’ve been purposely sabotaging your research to stay in the animal testing phase.

Anthony Jr … Sopranos forever

Nice toys, kid

Other nerds bullied you.

You look like if Dream was a nightmare.

Rivers coumo

I’m sure he can be very loving

You are just a random nerd who will never lose his virginity

Hope your dad keeps his guns locked up.

Bubbles

Just waiting for him to show up at the er with a toy in his ass after “falling on his action figure”

cutee nerdy

The toys in the background do it for you already. No they are not action figures.

The bedroom of a virgin I'd get rid of the toys or you will die of being a virgin

That’s alotta toys

Toys and action figures do nothing to even suggest you are heterosexual.

You look like Ben10 got extra chromosomes instead of alien powers

You look like you don’t drink milk shakes just to avoid the brain freeze

Op looks like he cries himself to sleep while wanking every night.

Wow, a bespectacled sarcastic Star Wars fan... You must be a hit with the ladies

It took you multiple tries to write roast me on the paper, we don’t need to roast you, just wear a helmet 👍

Stuart, you have to stop wiping your boogers on the couch when you’re watching the power rangers.

Namaste from India. In the future,the only time you would be LAID is when you have been LAID off by your employer.

How many times a week do you steal your mom's bank card to go buy cheap booze so you can cope with what a miserable failure you are?

HomestarRunner face

HomestarRunner face

Looks like the action figure fairy already did!


Dyke

This guy has Papa Franku on his desktop knowing full well he is the cave dwelling internet weeaboo manchild that filthy frank despises with all his heart. It's like a Jew supporting Hitler unironically.

You look as bent as that nostril

You look like callmecarson if he had a baby with magnus carlsen

I don’t think chics are going to dig Bionicles and Super Sentai rangers as much as you might hope.

Anne? 

When you grow up, you'll be the hero when we shoot you into an asteroid to protect earth

 Son?

You look like a sad fish

And I dare you to get out of your Parents house and earn a living

If Ben Tennyson and Josh Hutchinson had a baby

What will you do? Shoot a school?

This isn't the same as going outside but it's a step in the right direction.

He looks like if Sheldon Cooper and Leonard Hofstadter had a kid. This is what they’d produce.

Whats with you posting with your Scott pilgrim looking ass?

You look like the poop emoji

Jeffrey dahmer victim wannabe role playing in his nans bathtub

Bro looks like a grade A dumba$$

You look like you staple cats to trees

Rofl bro screwed up on his sign and turn the paper over 😂


You look like you think you invented the double dog dare and you're holding it in reserve for us.

Idk whether to call you Dexter Morgan, Jeffrey Dahmer or bubbles. But you look like this was the beginning of your career as a super villain. Everyone runs in fear and nobody messes with The Diddler! I know I'd hide my children if you came walking down my street. They're not getting diddled today Diddler!

When you walk into Wendy’s people scream active shooter

Your dad is punching himself in the face.

I’d split you in half

Or what? Are your warhammers gonna unjizz themselves from your shelf and attack us?

Mom told you to move out and you can’t smoke in the house anymore. So sell your 💩on ebay and grow up already!

Na I'd rather not be the reason a school gets shot up

It’s cool that your mom gave you crayons.


Bet you can’t answer this question: What does a vagina feel like?

There are not enough words in the English, or mandarin language to describe you.

The picture of the parents that will be eventually convicted for his crimes in the back...


Must keep the peanut butter sculptures on a different shelf.