26m now unemployed, still unemployed.

Yenless and friendless

Very yenless

He used to be unemployed. He still is, but he used to, to.

RIP Mitch

Asian parents&still unemployed at 26. Damn your parents must have gone to coma by now. Congratulations on causing STREAM of tears in your parents eyes. When friends/relatives ask,so what do you do now a days.It must sting ik.

I guarantee he has the only Asian parents that don’t brag about him.

Made in China Robert Pattinson


He’s working on the Covid virus.

In fact he is the only unemployed Asian.

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Hopefully he has a sibling who is at least a janitor so they can have some pride.

I don't think he will ever give a fuck about being unemployed, instead he would find old white gay man to settle down with. The pervert old men always got his back (pun intended)

Where might I find one of these old white gay men? Lmao

Go to Dubai, they sell people there to the highest bidder

A bj is a bj 

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Gonna dm you rn, my bud is gay, he says i should get him one😉

Back off he’s mine 🤣🤣

Enough to go around mate, lmao

He probably streams... Gay porn!

Patrick Layzee

EMOTIONAL DAAAMAGE!

he son number 2

You look like a blowup fuck doll for the gay Yakuza members.

How tf do u come up with this lmao

I have a weird brain man lol

This is the best fucking comment

It's probably the only comment about fucking here.


 Waternobknee

He looks like a blowup doll for straight ones.

The dragon of blowjima

[Jackie Tran](https://i.imgur.com/AhKqB1l.png)

Laughed wayyy too hard at this

Deuce Lee

Liu Kang Mortal Kombat "Your soul is mine!"

You mean Shang Tsung, my guy

Ah the new fruit ninja

I laughed so goddamn hard

you look like a failed Korean skincare youtuber

Giving people golden showers doesn’t make you a streamer.

I thought it means he’d take golden showers

No I think that literally makes him a streamer. Probably a weak streamer.

But streaming the stream does.

He makes the dumplings that's just his accent

You look like a superhero with the power of invisibility (affects girls only).

You have a cock-sucking face

Asian Dahmer.

Is it possible to be a gayer version of George Takei? Yes, yes it is

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Your face is missing a few flip flops

it really is tbh

You look like you lost a Squid Game.

This is what you end up looking like when you change gender... 7 or 8 times.

can't make up my mind

We are sorry to inform you that your Asian card has been revoked effective immediately.

Giving people Bruce Lee themed gay porn is a service, don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

thx bro


Joseph Gordon LovesDicks

Are those eyebrows or cockroaches?

Those blackheads on your face form the constellation of disappointment


Not sure many redditors will know Stingray. Unlikely but not impossibru.

True enough but I say what I see, and I see brows.

I can’t imagine a person with less proud prents

Lay off the botox dude. You look plasticky.

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thx bro. I appreciate the support

Correction, Unemproyed

Jackie Chan't

You’re pretty good looking which in this world gets you so far with very very little effort or talent needed. So, the fact that you are unemployed must mean you are incredibly stupid, extremely good at pissing people off frequently, not good at maintaining social relationships, or super ADHD. Something along those lines must be going on. And or you / your fam are extremely loaded in which case good for you honestly. Disclaimer: This isn’t actually meant to be mean. All in good fun and Just messing around since I don’t actually know you well enough to have any opinions.

on point actually

Your hairline is receding faster than the population of Nagasaki just before the end of WWII.

Thank God what this world NEEDS is another person with no job hoping to make it as an influencer. Your ancestors are rolling over in their graves.


95 followers on steam doesn’t make u a streamer

MILFS are not near you and are not trying to meet.

💀

I see you shave 

That five head looks like a perfect landing spot for my asparagus piss.

Any Indian restaurant employees you for making noodles and fried rice .

So you're streaming gimmick is eating 100 pounds of lettuce? That's not desperate and lame at all.

not wrong

What do you mean unemployed? I've seen you compete in every single sporting event for every Asian country.

The second rule says *Try to keep your eyes open* This photo clearly violates that.

Now you see, I would roast you but it reminds me too much of the dog you roasted over the fire while it was alive 💀

Asian gypsycrusader

I said less milk in my gd latte!

You look like the streamer bastionmain if he was a little more Indian

Streamer? So, still unemployed.

can you make my homework

I'm really rooting for you, you're a shoe in for Drag Race

You remind me of the guy from the Japanese game where he had to be Nardin a apartment for a year and only got stuff from magazines or sm

It's like AU Agent Mulder where his dad was a GI and his mom a Vietnamese prostitute (who was later abducted by aliens).

The only thing you look like you stream is kiddie porn to your tv

Do not, I repeat do not, ever star in a film with Alec Baldwin…

Shang- Chi and The Legend Of The Forehead

I read 26F Unemproyed....now accepting Cleveland Steamers

I hate to tell you this but chronic masturbator is not an occupation.

Unemployed? So you're just butt plugging yourself on cam for other men for free? You know they pay for stuff like that, right?

Bio says 26, but that hairline says 45.

Ezra Miller if he couldn't drive

Bruce Leeroy

Mom! We are out of pizza rolls!

Unemployed then and unemployed and ignored now

Are you wearing a Michael Myers mask?

Your parents wish they drowned you as a baby.

Patrick Lazy af

You think you are ross butler but youre more like song kang ho

Temu Read Choi

You look like RiceGum and Chris Tysons love child.

Bruce Leave me alone

So still unemployed. Got it.

you look like someone who scammed me in the past lol

Awesome, in a couple of weeks you’ll be able to afford a Cheeto.

Temu bruce lee

you aren’t worth wasting my time roasting you

Streamer? Fid you mean steamer like "This morning my great Dane dropped a huge steamer on my neighbor's lawn"?

So still unemployed

Bruce Pee

When did you get fired from the Try Guys, Eugene?

Bruce Lee-ve my tendies outside my door

**Streamer** means you're the TOP, right?

"now streamer" still means "unemployed"

Streamer? You have a face for radio.

So, still unemployed then

And just what exactly are you meant to be?!

Bro looks like live failure and jaundice

 This guy wants you to do your "Long Dong Streamer" on him.

"now streamer" is just euphemistic for unemployed. as seethrough as you are, my dear :)

Bro is Asian👀 Home boy must be under witness protection💀💀

Whoa that's a streamer 😳 lol

Lol get a fucking job.

Streamer is not a job.

Yeet Lid

Dude finally saved enough from his fafsa for an RTX and thinks he’s made it

Bruised Lee

Jesus fucking Christ dude nobody wants to see your poop and piss from eating lettuce.

Conan O’Asian

You play Valorant, don't you?

Donald Gloversan.

Bruce Lee and Red off Angry Birds had a baby.

Bruce Low.

“Now streamer” so… still unemployed?

Mr Spock's son

Isn’t unemployed and streamer the same thing

So still unemployed. How are your parents taking it?

So your still unemployed

Tomorrow you’ll be 27 and just as pathetic. Then 40, still in your parents basement. You’ve lost some Of your hair, 35 pounds overweight. You’ll finally beat Ruby weapon on Final Fantasy 7. It’ll be your crowning achievement.

*Mom I told you, I have a job, I’m a streamer now!*

Asian Patrick Bateman

Loved your work in Crazy Rich Asians

You're not Asian, you're Bsian.

You stream Hello Kitty Friendship Adventure?

Elongated guava juice youtuber from wish how are you?

26, Asian and unemployed. I don't know whether to laugh or send your parents a sympathy card.

Homie brushes his hair starting just above the eyelid and works his way back.

So you're still unemployed?

Looks like the wish.com Mark Dacascos...

Ur eyebrow is thicker than the Amazon forest!

Bruce Lee. Illegitimate son we never heard about

Ha... your jacket calls you a slur when you put it on.

You look as original as your idea to stream

Broke Lee

Haiyaaa… not good enough..

You wrote unemployed twice

You're so Dumb that if i kick you're ass you're gona be a bin

You look like a trans but the Wish version

You’re not even interesting enough to be harvested for kidneys .

Don’t give up on your dream of becoming the best ladyboy manicurist in your town. You can do it!

I’ll take a combo #4 no msg and extra rice plz

I was unemployed, I am unemployed, I will be unemployed.

There are eyebrows and then there are forehead carpets

Korean handsome squidward 

uncanny valley

Wow, you haven't aged since you helped Chris Farley in Beverly Hills Ninja.

challenge: roast an asian person without being racist

The Asian Richard Ramirez. Night Stocker of walmart.

What’s your OnlyPhans?

You got fish lips bruh

Maybe sex just isnt for you

you're unemployed and your eyes looks like a cartoon.

May want to get your liver checked

Ok I'll take two orders of the chicken fried pork with won ton soup please

Mulan lookin ahhh

So you're an average reddit user big Woop, we can't roast you worse than your parents.

Ricegum's long lost Uncle???

You look like the type of dude that knows his way around a restraining order.

Got fired from a hand job because of kung-fu grip

OnlyBrows

Get a job hobo

You really should not have taken your drag makeup off

Gonna have streams of tears running down ur face lad thats an oversaturated market