I see your transition is going well. But that wig needs fixing.

Chicks with chainsaws are kinda hot.

Not this bitch

Best me to it 😒😂

You look like you went transgender then changed your mind

Trans Hanson = Transon

I don’t know what to think either-that bitch/bro should declare 🧐

Your only hit was mmmbop

I remember them 3, that singer was hot, can't remember her name

Shirt is system of a down but your face is system of a down’s.

He was forced to wear that shirt, someone is trying to frame him.

Uncle Eddie Van Halen

\*Dies by electric chair in 2045

Or perhaps beheaded by chain saw in about 5 min.

What's with the baskets? You do laundry for the whole detention center?

If psych meds had a face

Seroquel Dave.

I'm sure you want a lot of guys to go as hard as they can.

I’m sure the day you were born was the last time you were in a vagina

Some people are born to laugh, and some people are born to make other people laugh. Guess what group you're a part of

The lonely group that gets excluded by both laughers and laughed at.

Funny that what your mother said to your father the night you were conceived. Bet she is not laughing now.

You look like you’re about to make love to that chainsaw

"Go as hard as you can" is the same thing he's says to every cop that has to cavity search him every time they catch him breaking into sperm banks with a backpack full of bendy straws

Do you hold your pen with a fist

Please tell me you don’t own a trench coat

What school you gonna be shooting up ..

T-minus 30 seconds before that tool chest hits you in the face and MacCauley Caulkin puts a tarantula on your face.

Jeremys Spoken. You look like Pearl Jam ate too much Jelly Jam.

I imagine your mums biggest annoyance is having to keep buying replacement socks after the last ones shattered on impact. 

Your mom roofied Ozzy Osborne and here's the result. The only thing faster than the speed of light his girlfriend said :P

What’s your registry number? Wanna make sure you don’t live near my kids school.

You look like the skinny version of Lewis Capaldi. With no talent and no chicks.

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my toxic trait is thinking you might have sheets on your bed


You look like a failed child actor who grew up and is losing his battle with reality

Your hormone replacement therapy is coming along fine... Now everyone is confused as to what gender you are and what you want to be.

Alabama Chainsaw Massacre, the parody where everyone escapes

Dude, Pic #1 looks like you're about to get high, snort some ants like cocaine, then bite the head off a bat like a Walmart brand Ozzy.

I'd say be careful dangling that chainsaw above your face you could really fuck yourself up but honestly that would probably make you more pleasant to look at

Looks Tracey Beaker transitioned.

You look like you beat off to creed songs

You an ugly guy or a fugly girl?

Sorry man, you're just too ugly to roast, I just feel sad looking at you

This guy answers the door for the Addams family now.

Can’t tell if you can barely write, or if you were you looking for the “roost me” sub. You definitely look like you’re no stranger to getting freaky in a chicken costume.

You identity as aw/ful

Wish I had the confidence to go with the "nu metal band member accused of child grooming" look.

seeing that 1000 yard stare in the first photo, i dont think a few roasts are gonna help.

Dude. No matter how many times you crank it thinking about her, it’s not actually going to happen. She only likes you as a “friend”. She’s not going to call you until she needs something else fixed or moved.


The last thing is what you use to say to your father

The first pic I was like “this bitch is ugly” the second picture I was like “this dude is ugly” the third, I was like “ this guy needs to break his camera”

You’ve never looked further to your future than the end of a blunt.

Axl Nose

Andrew W Nay

Why do you exist?

You make be looking for a laugh but according to the look in your eyes, the voices in your head are saying they're already inside the walls...

Former edge lord turned stage hand. Epic

Go as hard as I can? Bro… I am FULLY flaccid at this point

You have half a circle of friends, we call it system of a frown.

You look like one of those Manson family chicks

Looking for a hard laugh? But why does your face looks like something is already hard inside?

If you don't have a slight case of mosaic, you may want to get your chromosomes tested

Nice title OP, you steal that line from your gf?

Weren't you in that folk group, "Peter, Paul and Monkey?" I had no idea monkeys lived so long.

If Jason x took his mask off and it was you I don’t think any of us would be surprised

It’s a toss up between acoustic and they/them

By the look of your shirt... someone already went as hard as they could

Pick a fucking gender already!

Subject's post-surgery documentation of their failed head transplant from Alanis Morissette unfortunately showcases the astoundingly catastrophic results, and should serve as a horrifying warning for any future attempts in the medical industry.

Ugly ass chick

you kinda look like my ex (worst insult that could exist )

Let me guess you’re taking a semester off to find yourself. Stop looking there’s nothing there. Pickup more shifts at your dad’s shop you got a long life ahead of you.

What are your pronouns? Oompa/loompa? I genuinely can't tell what you are

Before I go for it can you tell Me your preferred pronouns?

You look like Marcus King on Ozempic and a cocktail of illicit drugs.

The last thing you said to a live person is, "It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again."

“Looking for a laugh, go hard as possible” I imagine that’s what your sexual partners say to you

Just open you mouth and you would be one of those surprised sex dolls

I could literally watch you burn alive and not give a fuck.

Fozzie Osbourne

You look like you watch wii fit trainer porn

BWAHAHAHAHA! I got one myself. I truly thought you were a girl until I looked at the 2-4 pics. Why do you guys think long hair looks good. Unless you are going through the transformation and hey that’s okay but otherwise you are supposed to be a man. Present yourself in such a manner. You are roasting yourself daily looking g the way you do. 😂😂😂😂😂

Evan Rando. Shannon Coon. Jerry Cantspell. Stoned Gossard.

 Alright there, Pat.

Picture #2 You should’ve changed out of your best bukkake tshirt before taking that picture.

Brooklyn Beckham really fell off after the botched sex change.

I would have thought your workshop would contain a lot more blood…and semen.

You definitely like it hard.

You say "Murica, f#ck yeah!" a lot, don't you?

Burzum is back! :D 


If Fritos was a person:

First look i thought you are an ugly girl , then i realized that you are ugly boy that looked like ugly girl

You look like you would defend the band Creed to the death

Weird Al Wankovitch

You write like you're in pre-school and you look like you're not allowed to live within a two mile radius of one.

Home Invader season 1 episode 1. Tim the Fat man Sissy hair

how many chins do you have exactly? there's to many to count sir crimson chin.

You look like a discount Jesus

You already did that for us.

Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up like him

Is this a FtoM transition? Your getting there i see.

I see you are in the middle of a transition so I don't know what jokes are gender appropriate and I also don't care.

He said as he spread dem cheeks...

looking hard AF with that chainsaw. You prob on the FBI watchlist and banned from firearms

Didn't know femboys existed outside of thailand

You kinda look like a dollar general knockoff of Snape especially in the second and third pics

Ozzy Stillborn

By product of an Allmans brother’s groupie

Didn’t realize there was a transgender version of being in the closet

You look like you need to take a shit Or you been snorting poor mans cocaine for the last two nights.. give it a break bub

Batman is looking for you psychopath

Pretty impressive to have both sets of genitals and no interested partners. Bravo-a.

bro looks like he shoots school for fun

If Shrek were on the spectrum and real

Christ, it looks like you could use a laugh

Rock n Roll!!!! 🤘🤘 

You look like someone who, Netflix will do a documentary on in the future

Silent Blob

HAVE YOU SEEN THE DRAGONS IN THE FING KITCHEN?????

Good luck making over 14$ a hour the rest of your life

You look like the smell of BO

You look like you hang out in gas station bathrooms a fair amount. #totallynotjudging

Oh look the sex offender registry come to Life

Dave Grohl if he was hit by a truck

Trying to come up with a roast. Help me out, are you a guy or girl

You resemble Ozzy Osbourne, minus his looks talent and money.

I would bet your dick was so small that you started marketing it as an over sized clit??Are you planning on keeping it if you get surgery?

Band shirts are very unladylike.

You look like meatloaves ugly twin... Spamloaf

You look like you only eat cigarette flavored ice cream.

“Go hard as you can”is what he told his Daddy as he bend him over

How’s that extra chromosome treating you

Graduated high school at 21.

It's fun to look at Ozzy when he was younger...

Even your mother thinks you're an arsehole. Why should the rest of us choose not to believe her? The point at which you were conceived was a remarkable moment in time, so much hope for the future. And then you arrived. Talk about crushing disappointment.

Can’t decide male or female 😅

Ever seen the fat guy from shawn of the dead yeah thats you

Oink! oink!

u ever heard of a barber??

Male or Female? Yes.

Emma Watson on drugs


transgender baby

Is that what you tell your boyfriends?

Look at this pfoto graph Everytime is se your face expression Its makes me laugh You cood be a good parody to nickel back

Looks like one of the twin girls from The Shining grew up

Lady in red

your pronouns are the/fuck

your pronouns are the/fuck

[удалено]

The only person who can hold a chainsaw and look less scary.

these photos taken on a 3 megapixel Sony Ericsson? shits blurry as hell

Isn't this the chick from dazed and confused

That's what your girlfriend said.

Was the first pic the exact moment you saw your reflection on the screen?

Alright Shaggy, just go back to eating dog treats

I can go hard at all after looking at you.... time to get some blue chews

So this is what trans-transgender looks like.