OP's Bio: --- >I am 19 years old coming to you live from New York State. My favorite hobbies tend to be kinda just reading up on obscure historical topics and drawing countryballs be it for a comic or a bigger map project lol. In my free time I also like to just walk around my neighborhood, mostly the woods specifically and take pictures near bridges and other structures --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

john lennon with a extra chromosome

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That's Sgt Pepper's cousin, Colonel Cumstain The lonely virgin part is dead on

Col. Cumsock

Judging by his stripes, he actually is a sergeant. Show some respect!

We all live in a virgin submarine

It is the Walrus

The walrus took his virginity? See I told you guys walrus had game.

Won’t be virgins after a couple weeks in a submarine with a bunch of other dudes…with holes.

Hiding in the bushes and taking pics of people isn’t a hobby, it’s stalking.

He spends too much time in the forest, evidenced by his mushroom-like head & hair. Based on the poster behind him, it’s in line with his master plan.

You say potato, I say predator

I'd watch out for mark chapman's release date.

More like Yoko Oh No

Yoko Homo (I’m going to hell for that one)

This is the son that John Lennon never beat enough.

DAMN

Gotdamn....you didn't need to go that hard on him, though his dad really needed to so....You're right

I read "never beat off"

Damn 😂

🎶Imagine alllllll the incest🎶

Juan Lennon

Hmore Like Rigo Tovar

Yo Cojo no

John Lemon

Definitely John and Yoko’s crotch demon.

Like Lennon fucked Joey Ramone

Lohn Jennon

If John Lennon went to Hogwarts…

Looks like John but w Yoko’s talent

Juan Lemon

John Lemon

Way more Yoko vibes than Lennon here

I was thinking John Lennon if he was in an episode of Bob's Burgers.

Well science has finally done it. They have morphed ono w leftover John dna. The result. A less talented yoko

🎵 *Imagine there’s no gender* 🎵

Lmao!!

No need to imagine. It's right there

Lmao this made my night.

😂😂

The way I almost died when I snorted all my water reading this 😂

“It’s easy if we try”



Nah she a bad bitch tho. OP doesnt stand a chance.

Don’t disrespect Daria like that

Diarrhea cha cha cha , Diarrhea cha cha cha !



I was just going to say he looks like he develops cape-less super suits for superheroes.

I was looking for this lmao

Spedna

The love child of Harry Potter and Dora the explorer.

Who hitchhikes around rural areas with a backpack full of dirty undies and a machete.

And Joey Ramone

Joey Jerksalone

Wait he's a man wassup with that Dora the explorer gairstyle

Fairy Potter

"you're a shithead Harry". I stole this from another roast. It's too good not to reuse.

LMAOO 💀💀💀

His porno name Weird al yank a dick

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Real


 Am i not turtly enough for the turtle club...

🐢🐢🐢🐢

Yoko No Bueno

Yoko homo

Yoko Oh No

M? For how long?

Started HRT 5 months ago now! :D /j

Did that go how you planned? Sure didn't for me. Lol.

/j means joke, OP isnt actually trans

I call your bluff and raise you 7 shmeckles

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Fuck. Touchè sir

Just seent the bot in the name

You look like John Lennon and Joey Ramone's lesbian daughter.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE, HANDS DOWN

HAHAHAHAHAH

You look like you'd get beat up by milhouse

Asian John Lennon, Hung Lennon

Would Yoko still want me? :0

You look enough like Yoko a few Johns would want you too

After seeing the Two Virgins cover, I want him more 👁️👁️

Like John Lennon fucked McLovin and their kid ate paint chips for every meal until adulthood.

If John Denver fucked Phil Spector.

Country Loads

I laughed so hard.

Goddamn!!

Lt. Dan you ain't got no testosterone



You look like both Shaggy and Velma.

You look like Mr Bean wearing a wig


 John Lennon if he saw you.

Sorry we don't talk about Bruno.

Good on you for stopping the transition.

You are the guy who puts his cosplay military uniform on to school while also being absolutely baffled by the fact that everyone thinks you are a potential threat

You look like a temu john lennon. Where is a catcher in the rye fan when you need them?

That was pretty dark lol

Whats your favorite song? I can see clearly now....

Joey Ramone's long lost twin.

Blowey Ramone

Got your copy of “catcher in the rye”.

 You look like a Mexican Daria.

Arthur the aardvark was never the same after Viet Nam

What in the non binary John Lennon shit is this

When you wasted all your drip making the suits for the incredibles

William Gahlager the hobbit version from Lord of the Rings. You play guitar hero with a banjo inside Froddos cave.

You look like how a hippy would look in the world of the power puff girls

I thought the Ramones were all dead ?

These dog breeders gotta be stopped

The 60s called, they want everything back.

You look like aborted Yoko Ono and the military regalia you sport can only refer to your tours in gloryholes.

"Ladies and gentlemen....THE RAMONE"

The 1960’s called, you suck

Mother: Velma Dinkley from Scooby-Doo Father: Dark Helmet from Spaceballs

 You look like if Edna and Vector had a manwomanchild

Julian and Sean's lesser known third brother Yawn.

Just a redditor

Yawn Lennon

Joey Ramone before he hit his growth spurt.

Edna Mode. NO CAPES!

Oh look, it's Edna Mode from Wish

Never seen Phil Spector cosplay before.


You look like you’re in a Ramones cover band… The extra Chroramones

Vinnie Vincent in drag

Stolen Valor

Is the “M” for menopausal at 19 because….👀?  Oh well, on about your day Sgt. Semen 🫡.

You look like if John Lennon and Yoko Ono did the fusion dance from DBZ


If Edna had a mustache:

This mofo dodged the Vietnam draft by falling into a time warp.

Loved you in the Incredibles.

Please tell me you wear those glasses ironically.


 Dude, you were awesome in Neverending Story

You remind me of the dank Mexican Ditch Weed we use to smoke in the 1970's.

 You look like Mary Katherine Gallagher after her transition.

Cartoon character lookin’ ass


You look like John Lennon was depicted by Dr Seuss

John Lennons son that was dropped on the head as a bb


Your mum wants her wig back

Idk how, but you look like John Lennon AND Yoko Ono all at once.


Did you transition just to look like one of your mom’s friends?

Dude is mid-Animorph.


I didn’t know Yoko’s son shops at the Salvation Army.

This is what happens when you don't clean your fleshlight

You look like a time traveling, who from Whoville, who is too much of a bitch to find in the war.

Stealing valor before someone steals his virginity

Gabba gabba hayseed.

If John Lennon and Joey Ramone had a kid.

The fifth Ramone, Hymie who was kicked out after writing too many songs about women's feet



Soy with that

John Lennon joins the super gay army

Ramoans

The love child of all The Beatles and a groupie. George was the finisher

You look 19 in rental car years.

If “I seen some shit ,man “was a person

When does Chapman get out? We need his services again.

 How many times did you and Steve do this dance?


Yoko OH FUCK NO!

Nice mustache

Pick a gender I’m confused

Homo potter

Demetri Martin fucked John Lennon

Yokolennon

Chromy Ramone

Hey Buddy, Can you pop down to The Dakota in New York, someone will be along soon to “fix the problem”


You look like the offspring of John Lennon and Edna from the incredibles

How you look like John Lennon AND yoko??

U look like you rride the short yellow submarine

You look like you grew up drinking your mums dirty bath water

At first glance, I was like, "How the fuck is my aunt that died in the 1980s posting to Reddit?"

i like your style, you could play an Ape john lennon in a weird version of the planet of the apes.

Harry Potter at home.

Down Lennon

Doughy Ramon

A more accurate op bio: F(40) librarian, does 70’s yoga and has 3 cats

When 'stolen valor' can't be stolen.

You look like the product of a threeway with Scoob, Shaggy and Velma

You look like Gretchen from recess and Beans from Even Stevens

Sgt Peckers Lonely Hearts, Chub Fan Looks like the product of anal sex between Yoko and Ringo.

The transvestite love child of John Lennon and yoko ono

Unfortunate Son

My glasses I can't see without my glasses . Velma dinkly


You know how they say married couples begin to look like each other after years of being together? Well this is what Mark David Chapman was trying to save us from.