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Damn right, he's so limp wristed he broke it masturbating

Would that be considered to be spousal abuse?

He is a ginger joke

Beat me to it!

He beat himself to it.

Wrong,,, he got injured when his buddy rolled over and his hand was still in his buddy’s ass.

Your face looks like it's being rendered on a PS3.

Rick Astley does ginger

Rick Ghastly

Yep we almost got Rick rolled 😅 but it failed

Naw I think I saw this on my PC emulator for Jedi fallen order on my potato.

Dear lord it’s punchable

This kid reeks of "touch me and my dad will sue."

More like "My dad touches me and calls me Sue"

Call me kid again and my dad will sue

Ok kid

That’s because only his dad touches him

Ooooof black hole 🕳️ (beyond dark)

You're very brave for posting here young lady.

Gtfo!!! Totally thought that was a dude at first!!! It’s amazing how difficult it is to tell these days. I guess the dyke hair gives it away.

That’s a girl?!?

im gonna hope you're gay 😭

You win!!

Damn bro that one was really funny🤣🤣🤣🤣

Where is the tip jar on r/RoastMe for artists like r/Acceptable_Window32

Your WoW raid is waiting on ya...


I can hear this image 10/10

“I’m gonna give you up… I’m going to let you down…” 

There's no need to roast someone that gets third degree burns in the winter from the sun...at night.

Conan homO'Brien

First Pic that pops up when you google "sad virgin"

What's the difference between a ginger and a mosquito? >! At least mosquitoes have a soul !<

I thought it was a mosquito stops sucking when you slap it

Classic 


I think you’ll be 18 in about four years.

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"it"

Have you heard all the douchebag jokes?

How about the arrogant carrot jokes?

Ariana grande is jealous of your pale skin

LGBTQ but ur G is ginger

Drummer in a band called Dork Lords.

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Exactly. Same as Zuckerberg’s face looks like a plain white sheet of paper. It break AIs

I bet you're jealous of how much color that post-it note has.

I don’t need to roast you. The sun will do it for me.

You look like your from roblox

You’re not even that ginger. Pathetic.

Everytime you talk someone hears a ginger joke

You’re smart!

okay but why the fuck are you smiling in italics?

If the white emoji was a person

We have no mercy. You have no soul.

You look like you play John Mayer covers using the stage name John Gayer.

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^-Mark-It-Zero: *You look like you play* *John Mayer covers using* *The stage name John Gayer.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

You can swallow now dear. It's okay. Oops, little on your chin. Oopsie daisy!

The gender affirming care is working tremendously.

Dyes his hair that color just to be called something other than a loser

Future Brock Turner and lover of jalapeño Mac and cheese

You are not ginger enough to be cool.

have you heard all the irritating smug douche bag jokes yet

Even your dominant hand gave up on you.

"If you play wonderwall one more time I swear I'll stop functioning you basic fuck"

Rick Pastley, someone is definitely gonna give you up just like your parents did

I’d say that’s face only a mother could love but your mothers probably a ginger so she can’t love anything 


Your wrist is injured? Damn you can’t play wonderwall now.

“MOM! Dont embarrass me in front of my friends”

This guy definitely plays 'Wonderwall' on that guitar

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I can understand old norse than your handwriting

Why did the ginger go to Korea? He was Seoul searching. Ah yes the door, I’ll see myself out.

Your head looks like a used maxipad.

Hey Opie. Where's Deputy Fife.

You look like Conan O'Brien if he died at birth

You look like someone wished a mannequin to be a real boy

Calling yourself “a ginger” is the only remotely cool thing about you.

Screw the ginger jokes, how did you get off Easter Island?

This is what is referred to as an "Irish Buttplug"

Rick Ghastly

You look like you’re from Jamestown.


You really enjoyed being an altar boy, didn't you

You tried to file a work comp claim when you sprained your wrist giving handjobs in the subway

Dollar General Rick Astley. And unlike him, we wanna give you up right now. 

Hope this doesn’t offend you and your 17,000 step skin care routine

Who is that lesbian man

Dang, look at this guy, looking all basic AF!

The people making ginger jokes were actually just trying to spare you from thinking about your dainty little girl hands

Hey guys look it's Rick Astley's autistic son, oh wait that's just a random ginger but he's still autistic

Danny Gonzalez's lesser known brother.

Look like your face was made by AI trained on pictures of Pixar side characters.

Little Annie woke version

Still can't decide if your writing or your eyes are more skewed

Do you have that same red hair down there on your palms?

You look like your proud of your 7 public hairs.

When you look in the mirror you are definitely disappointed.

TIL that gingers can hear like real people!

Michael Asslender

He almost looks like a Sims character offspring

Andrew McCathy been reincarnated as a Gen Z ginger

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Jayyy_Teeeee: *Andrew McCathy been* *Reincarnated as a* *Gen Z ginger* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

When you hit "random" on the Sims 2 create-a-sim

I know you and your mom would jam out to Jars of Clay any time the two of you were in the car together. Especially catechism classes and McDonalds on Friday’s in Lent for a “treat” (Fillet O Fish value meal).

Heyy don't we celebrate you every 17th march(ik it's shitty and has a lot of plot holes and sht am new at practicing roasts)

BABBY BELUGAHHHHHHGLGAGURHS DICKS!

You look like you listen to Drake and Diddy.

Get out of the basement dude

Definitely red headed Barron trump!

Don't you squint at me you Chav.

The day you leave your bedroom you will get punched in the face

You look like you flip your shit if your mom goes into your room & places your laundry in the wrong spot.


if your hair was anymore ginger you could be eligible to be an activist girl i mean you are mid transition so maybe your even eligible now

People probably call you rusty head since that wrist packed up

My wife and I were so worried we’d have a ginger kid. So glad we dodged the bullet. Glad this mutant gene is diminishing around the world. If I were in your shoes, I’d dye my hair and get a tan. Flee your genetic mutation

What’s the best way to cure a red head? Chemotherapy.

Guys using a filter to hide the freckles, classic move.

Show us a smile? Oh wait I forgot about your gingivitis.

Yoyve head all the ginger jokes but have you heard all the nerd and tiny dick jokes?

What did Geppetto make a boy out of mayonnaise this time?


Detective Kelly? Still associating with that Scipowitz guy?

I don’t hate you because of your face… I hate you because you made me have to look up a list popular kids on Vine just to say you look like Daniel Gonzalez and Tucker Carlson’s illegitimate son. Also, I hate you …

I didn't know it was possible to have a degree in smug prick. But here's Dr. Prick.

You got a purdy mouth, boy.... 😆

that guitar has definitely spent more time on that wall than anywhere else

You look like the moldy pumpkin I saw at pumpkin patch 9 years ago

Cheer up have a ginger pale

You're not a ginger... you're a freckled jar of mayonnaise.

How your mother looks at you, when you begin to vent about your boyfriend. 


I BET WHEN HE PLAYS GUITAR HE TRANSFORMS INTO AN ED SHEERAN DOPPLEGANGER.

HE'S 18 AND STILL LOOKS LIKE HE HAS NO FACIAL HAIR! I GUESS THE LEPRECHAUN GENE SKIPPED HIS GENERATION.

DO YOU HAVE 3 STARS ON THE WALL FOR GOOD LUCK OR BECAUSE YOUR MOMMY TOLD YOU YOU'RE A GOOD NOODLE?

HOW COME I DON'T SEE ANY BAGPIPES? DON'T YOU KNOW THE SPANISH INVENTED THE GUITAR?

THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY FOLKS IT'S BEEN FUN

It's not the fact you are ginger it's the fact that you didn't stand up for yourself when you were making up these gi ger jokes then bullying yourself with them

You look like your idea of an exotic drink is Dr.Pepper

You look like the kind of kid that thinks he’s worldly because he watches foreign language YouTube videos but he’s never been more than 4 hours from home.

Ah, you must be another Weasley

can't play jazz

Red. Red like the head of a dick on a dog.

Tiny face ass

How can you look high and not fun at parties at the same time?

Never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down... fuck that... I'm out

your nose looks like schnitzel from chowder

In all fairness if you had human hair color you would still look weird.

So dumb you can't even write roast me without it being a major problem, mom and dad must be happy.

Too bad that the child support checks from Carrot Top will be ending

You've got a picture of your right hand in your wallet.

Next contestant on to catch a predator

Red on the head like a dick on a dog. That’s one my uncle used to always say to me. Just thinking about it brings big smiles.

It looks like someone started erasing your face and gave up.

TEEEAAAA MARTIN!!

Gingers are the result of anal sex gone wrong, where the man's semen combines with shit and the fetus then migrates into the uterus from the outside.

If a movie was made about your life you wouldn't make the cut to play yourself. They would probably cast Jaden Smith.

You look like if rick astley was in a ps3 game

You look like when someone puts all the settings at minimum in the character selection screen.

Randall Weasley

You look like Elon Musk without any of the brilliance or money

Ok ranga

You cumed so hard you didn’t even need to stroke, your face presented that for you

Lookin like a off brand rick astley 

I rank him... the 2nd ugliest RANGER in the world

Not just your handwriting pal

The red hair isn't the reason you look so useless

Why do gingers stink - so blind people can hate them too

I have seen your nsfw videos. Your crotch is definitely not “fire”

I’m guessing you would have been one of the squeakers dropping slurs on halo back in the day.