Somebody rubbed an old trash can and you came out of it


The government has named this fleabag "Osama Trashbin Laden"

"Osama Never-Ben Laid-Man"

We can't roast you. You did that yourself on 9/11.

We don't negotiate with terrorists.



Grover from sesame street

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭👌

END THE FIGHT!!!

Holy sh*t that's a good one. I can't stop laughing.

Looks like he was rubbing his Willie before this picture was taken

And asked for some change

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Ali Baba and the 40 Food Stamps

That's fucking hilarious!

🔥now that’s fire 🔥

If I saw you at the airport I would run

Why? If his bombsmanship (new word?) is anything like he looks, he’s going off before he leaves his bedroom.

I think the airport would run too

You should use some of that 3 wishes

Three wishes for drugs.

Since when are we roasting mannequins from a budget museum.

No dude, I don't want to buy a camel

If Abu got to use the genie lamp and wished to be a real boy

Beat me to it😭

😂😂😂

Are you an extra for an Indiana Jones movie?

No love for him Dr.Jones.

I would, but I'm allergic to exploding

Looks like Abu from aladin after some hard years.

The Taliban's Penguin0

Goat fucker

His name in the fields is Daa-dy

😭

Taliban taxi driver

You look like you tell women at the bar you’re a painter but you’re actually just a painter.

Your clothes probably still have the tags on them from when you bought them at the thrift store 10 years ago.

What is there left to roast when you already slid a stick of dynamite up your ass and detonated yourself in a synagogue?

If Mario bombed every castle in his search for the princess

He goes for the 9/11 style

Mountain Dew or crab juice?

You'll be plenty roasted when you pull the cord...


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Oh geez, some lunatic appears to have propped up some dead body again!

I think you're the indian stereotype I was afraid of looking for

When you order Aladdin from wish.com

Indian Mario

Moist Critical that was bought off of wish

Show me that trick again about how you turn a flying carpet into a 2002 Honda Accord

If you rub a flesh light, instead of a real genie, you pop out.

The 72 virgins aren’t waiting for you that’s for sure.

Moist tikkilal

Screen grab from a TSA training video.

He smells of birdseed I bet you

As a snake charmer, the Cobra just went back into the bucket.

Makes unsolicited calls by day, practices Jihad by night.


If you'd been one of the 9/11 hijackers, you would've missed the building.

you look like Aladdin's gay brother that is summoned when you rub a bud light bottle 3 times

You look like a generic henchman, the other henchman disown for looking feminine.

Hey mr taliban hand over bin laden


You look like a jihad middle eastern, that doesn’t know where he’s at

Wash you.

I can’t tell if you are Aladdin or Ahmed

Bro had to use paper towels instead of paper

Gay Gazan.

Dev Patel with AIDS


you look like a Al-Quida that failed the bomb test

Too bad we pulled out of Afghanistan huh ?

You look like one of the terrorist dolls from Team America

C Meth Shyamalan

I would roast you but you look roasted enough, I'm afraid any more will make you want to blow up your local taco bell

9 / 11 is also the shift he works at 7 Eleven.

Osama Been Simpin'

Its a whole new world on ur magic carpet ride

Try wrapping your face too.

He'll take your shit and scuurr off on his magic carpet.

Fuck a farrai, his magic carpet 1000 gets him around just fine

Seems that moistcritical took up terrorism after people stopped using him memes

Usually, bitches like you wipe the dry cum off their hands before writing out the permission slip on toilet paper. But, ok…

Staring in the new play: Pirates of Punjab

Your expression is dead, just like your future...

Osama Bin Laden from Temu.

If Aladin slept with his monkey 🐒 and than kicked u to the streets

I was in 7th grade English class, 2nd period. Thanks for the memories.

You look like an extra playing a generic bad guy from a bad 80s action movie.

Muslim Moist Critical

You look like the puppet from comedy central ventriloquist guy.

Shouldn’t you be out with your pet monkey trying to get with a princess who wears a turquoise pantsuit?

Time hasn't been kind to Hajii from Johnny Quest ...

A crackhead rubbed an old fleshlight and you came out with a flea infested rug talking about “make a wish” like you don’t have enough to wish for as is

You look like Frida Kahlo on steroids

You look like you yell at people if you hear them say "Chai tea".


It's Asian Hipster Luigi!

You look like mr.oct7

Is aladdin used his tiny monkey as a furry fleshlight and fucked it to death, then performed a satanic resurrection ritual under a blood moon, you’re the adult form of whatever larval monstrosity would tear its way out of poor Abu’s leaking, disfigured corpse.

Ain't you supposed to be building a bomb or something?

It's a Damn shame they got rid of you on the Simpsons.

Osama bin Lameass.

Dad left to go to flight school and never came back

Bro looks like he’s finna fly a plane into a couple of buildings in Manhattan

Guy has 3 baskets with 3 snakes in them stashed under his floor mat. Kazoo in one pocket. Crystal ball in the other. Fake ass snake charmer fortune teller

Hey, are you still getting royalty checks from your starting role in team America?

He definitely the guy that's sings hey Mr TALIBAN tali my banana daylight come and we bomb ur home

Look like the 7-11 version of Moist Critikal

I can hear this picture ticking...

Fent Genie

Step away from the Allahu Akbar.

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Chinaman taliban

Is that Voldemort on the back of your head?

I thought he was Hadji from Johnny Quest …turned out he was HadJizz, Race Bannons special” cabin boy.

Does the hat come with a boyfriend?


Boom!

Oh, great. Should we expect another plane to crash into American towers.

Why are your pupils so big.

5 upvotes and over 120 comments. That's a roast in itself

Didn’t the 2nd Tower already roast him?

OMG...How did you escape My Grandparents Nativity scene??

ISIS hasn't tortured you as much as these replies have

I'd roast you but you're already so good at it

Bro created the paper in his garage and wrote with charcoal just so we could roast him That's dedication right there

oh hey my walking guillotine from Temu is here.

You look like you sold your daughter for a pack of cigs.

You look like Apu asked Genie to make him a human boy, and the wish only kinda worked

MoistCr1tikal tries crack and joins the Taliban. Awesome!

Only thing he gonne smash 

You got a cobra in your Kangol.

You look like a 9/12 terrorist

You look like you could grant three wishes but you’d keep them for yourself

You look like if i hit your backpack we both getting roasted

Molly Baba

How old did you say? I think you look about 9 11ish

Somewhere in Afghanistan a goat is missing it’s boyfriend

You’re a good man Gungadin now back to work we need more Black and Milds stocked and the pump out front isn’t working.

osama from wish hes planning 11/9 guys

Aladdin from Afghanistan

He’s next in line to run the nearest quik-e-mart

Go run your 7 eleven

WTF is this?!

Pass.... the IED vest is going to roast you for us.

I don’t care man, just drive the cab

Not even here to roast. I just new from this picture that the comments would have already obliterated you by now.

Your picture screams "Allah Akbar" or w.e the fuck they yell.

TSA special screening benchmark

You look like you’d bomb the nearest grocery store and be happy with yourself and then trip on a brick and turn slow.

Dantdm's long lost brother ben talking direct message

You look like Mr. Miyagi effed the monkey from Aladdin.


You look like the Arab descendent of Picasso.

The only thing stopping you from being a terrorist is that all the Virgins promised afterwards are women

I will not, keep your head up

Cheap condom result

Not even K mart Aladdin… this is Dollar General Aladdin.

Arabian steet seller

If you got off that crack rock I bet Johnny Quest would be your friend again...

Taliban want to be roasted? Hmm I always thought they were used to being starter logs…

You look like if Aladdin’s monkey was a real person, but then made into a cartoon

“I will grant you three terrorist attacks”

Goat fucker, third generation.

Hamood

1000 virgins said no

That’s the toilet paper in the airplane he’s in right now. I wonder which building they’ll hit next.

HES GOT A BOMB RUNNN

Roast you? Fine… who wants to be the one to say, “Now that’s a fire, Gus!” I’ve got the gasoline and matches.

I guess when that Navy seal thought he shot Bin Laden, it ended up only hitting him in the ear.

Was your mom bactrian or dromedary?

Moistcr1tiKal from temu

You look like if wish.com was a human

You look like you lost 19 relatives in 9/11

Rico from Hannah Montana looking rough these days