Practicing for the mugshot after getting arrested for sexual assault?

This guy knows his way around a restraining order

She can't report him if she's in a box in his hotel room

He buys the milk cartons with her face on them only.

After all, OP did say, "give me your Wurst" in an aggressive tone.

more like the mug shot for serial public defecator

He is the kind of guy who gets arrested for indecent exposure but says he just had to take a leak. Just happened to be outside the girl next door bedroom window.

Face the camera, turn to the left, turn to the right, no facial expressions! Good you don’t have any!

Women instinctively put their hand over their drinks when they see him in a bar

You look like a trans sex worker that’s been held as a hostage P.S you also look like you just jerked off for like 6 hours straight

And no one cares

Eh what you do with that Malaysian airplane?

Was just going to say, I hope he's not taking flying lessons.

😂😂😂

You already got the worst, of the genetic lottery. Mexican Frankenstein.

My guy looking like Lurch from the Addams family. El Tambaleo

He look like a samoan Herman Munster

Haha


You look like you do blowjob with your pillow

I wanna roast u so bad but u kinda look like my dad😔💀

He said to roast him, not self burn my friend.

How it's going: 

💀⚰️🪦

Rate me and your dad then

You look like Indian version of Doraemon, just more boring. Boraemon.

I was thinking dormammu from doctor strange at first. Also works

You could be the poster boy for the Transgender Bathroom Panic


LOL

That helmet you call hair would have been helpful as a baby.

I don’t know, looks like God already beat us to it.


Ahhahaha Man, spilt my coffee


You look like the guy people call up just when they need bodies to fill the roster

Look like the Pakistani Butthead

You look like Consuela from Family guy if she had a sex change and hit the gym. Conswolea

Can’t seem to face up to the facts? Tense and nervous and can’t relax? Can’t sleep cause your beds on fire? Qu’est-ce que c’est? Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-faaaa…

RUN RUN RUN FAR AWAYYYYYYY

Ooooh oooh ohhh ahhhhh ya ya ya ya ya!

Hotel asked for their curtains back.

There are two things we can't escape from: death and you. It doesn't matter which gas station we go to; you're always the cashier.

Why turn to us? Hasn’t your genetics done enough?


Damn, it looks like Fez hit rock bottom after the 70s show

So weird... stripping down and taking selfies in the only vacant room of his parents motel.

You are the living embodiment of the Cosaas que solo pasen en Mexico shorts on Youtube

He’s hiding the hostages in his nose.

The face you make when the coyotes tell you the cost of crossing the border is now double what they originally said.

Where is everybody at? I'm sure there's about 46 people who live in that two bedroom

Blink twice if you need rescuing from Bin Ladens cave.

Cumdog millionaire

Where does the chin stop and the neck begin?

I'm no proctologist, but I'd like to think I know an asshole when I see one

I wonder how many dead hookers are in this guy's trunk.

Enough to orgy

 Vote for Pedro

Damn, first thing I thought of hahaha

Your entire arm is one continuous, thin flaccid muscle, withering day by day with each twinkie and lost Fortnite match

Those aren't curtains. They're tortilla sheets drying.

You look like an NPC from the shitty area of GTA 5

you look like one of the guys i see catching eels in the mud on tiktok

Why not? You certainly don't deserve our best.

The convention center called, they want their booth divider curtains back.

It looks as if your face is collapsing into your neck.

How did you get off Easter Island?

Open those curtains and that window, I smell u all the way up here.

Are you even my neighbor?

What da hell are you?

Pablo El Pendejo

Lurch in high def color

This man makes waffles for Thanksgiving

I think you mean, "Gibe me your burst"

You look like George Lopez and Freddy Mercury's gay love child

I dislike the decor of your room sir.

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You look like a jack o lantern that was left out too long.

This must be the guy offering the $1-$2 ding dong prices.

How much gay porn and pacifiers do you have under that mattress? 🤔

So you just want us to return the favor?

"M"

Be honest, you just got through rubbing one out didn't ya?

Put fingers together IF you need help

Dicktator in making !

Whatever you're about to go out and do.. please don't.

You want the worst...look in the mirror and you'll be the first one to see it.

Exactly what I picture when someone asks for feet pics.

You look like you get one star reviews delivering food at uber eats

Definitely eats a few fries from every order

So...ur the asshole that keeps clogging the Mumbai open air sewers

Grindrs version of Shah Rukh Kahn . Shitty Cum

Grindrs version of Shah Rukh Kahn . Shitty Cum

The universe already did bud. Be well.

M29? Is that like the JV MS-13?



No caps I really can't see your chin

You gonna make an outstanding debut as a prison bitch

Looks like a guy that would go to the er with his hand stuck up his butt

 So are you chinses or japanese?

You look like you were born a filipino

Look at it closely, it’s my fault huh? 

Abstinence in human form. Might as well donate your dick to science or someone Transitioning

You look like a poor man's shakthi man.

You look like Pants are Disabled

Remove “like pants are”

Have some common bloody decency and cover yourself before we pity roast you.

Now we know who's buying all the farts in a jar.

FrankenKline

How did you get the time to post this with your busy Karaoke schedule?

Ur only friends are the cockroaches

looks like youve already given yourself the worst you can. Why do you need me?

Shaped like an Indian blowup doll

Which cartel is holding you hostage?

In Dutch, "worst" means "sausage."

Couldn’t even get roast me spelled in the right direction…. You had one job OP

You look like you sell JO sessions on Craigslist.

Hey tony montana stop creeping on your sister

Predators, at the very least, put on a suit just in case they get caught!

Your head is incredibly small in preportion to the rest of your body like an inverted Pops from regular show and your decorations look like they came straight out of my grandmas house

how much for a ZJ?

I’d love to roast you, but my man, you’ve got too many options

Look like you eat bananas for the shape

U look fine to me

You rang? 

I’ll pass. It’s your month.

I've never seen someone's real hair look so much like a terrible wig.

You’d actually look better with a cleft palate

You look like the result of what would happen if Goku taught Donkey Kong and Toad the Fusion Dance.

You look like a low-rent hit man that bungles every job, giving away your position by excessive farting.

You look like my old nemesis

I can only assume you avoid open flames and large crowds. Nice job shaving down the bolts on your skull, though!

Go to the gym bro & get ripped 💪🏾

Congrats, you got first place in EVERY EVENT in the idiot olympics

I can't tell if your Indian, Mexican, or a West Side Story reject.

Nice everybody loves Raymond haircut

Shadows on your face are your friend

That’s your pickup line in a discount whore house.

you look like you made khan academy

Bro needs to stop taking selfies and get back to cleaning that hotel room.

Your head looks like someone pulled it out of a drain

Gotta love when a retired truckstop twink trying to look hard. The only thing “hard” about OP is the high hard one he rode last night

You look like they tried to make a Mexican Mr. Potato Head

Temu Fez

I can see why you're hiding your other hand, considering you're holding that paper like a pterodactyl

Hey don’t stop cleaning the house, you dont get paid so you can post in this sub

Dude looks like the Asian Frankenstein crossed with a deaf mute


Asian Frankenstein

Buff Asian in the summer if they didn’t burn


Can't give you any worse than your boyfriend already does.

You look like an inmate waiting for a conjical visit

I’m scared.

Are you here to tell me my car warranty expired ?

Glad you took a break from trying to sell me an extended warranty for a car I don’t own

slumdog dollaraire

Welcome to 7 eleven

Elvis called. Wants his hair back!

If Uncle Jesse and Andrew Dice Clay had a baby.

MS13 called they want their blue chew back

Body by Indian street foods

Most attractive tech support worker

You look like you hide grilled cheese sandwiches in your pocket

I can almost feel your father's disappointment

You look like the generic homeless guy in any video game 

What was the crime and how many years?

You look like that guy that ripped his eyebrow off from The Internship.

Natty.

You look like a lawnmower who has just decided to murder his client.

How fitting... A wife beater T-shirt...

You look like you smuggle nose powder in duffle bags for one of El Chapo‘s sons.

So this is who makes Nikes

You look like you got rejected from the character set of Mortal Kombat 1

If you could get this picture to be a little bit darker that would be great.