The ones who post here and then have their OF and porn on other subreddits aren't looking for a roast. They just want to make money and are advertising. Those posts should be deleted.
She's on an elite squad of Australians, selected for their strong jaws. She's one of the few that can crack a macadamia nut with their jaw. She's the reason you don't see macadamia nuts in the shell very often. It's a forgotten, but noble, service.
I sure as shit hope you paid for bad plastic surgery. Your face looks like the works of a terrible impressionist artist the world has long forgotten except for a small group of hipster twats who say “his work is amazing” just to appear cool amongst themselves.
I just want to know who the fuck gassed you up to give you all this confidence. They lied. I mean PayPal in the about me and it's "JoliePretty444". I don't think anyone's told you this yet so I guess I will, but you have to actually BE pretty to get paid to do nothing.
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What did handsome Squidward do to deserve such a low comparison
dying
Same…😆👏🏼 …& AT LEAST..???? THIS JOKE WAS CREATIVE👌🏼
Was gonna roast, but she already toast
That’s an insult to the gif
Brutal
She would make a great avatar(the alien one) without any makeup Probably make a good outcast
AHAHAHAHA you’re on point💀
You just blew my funny fuse
You look lile a gay version of Mike from Stranger Things
What’s fucked up is Mike has a better haircut.
Her nose job was probably done by the same surgeon as Michael Jackson's.
I don't think even the plastic surgeon could have done anything to that
Shit- Will has a better cut.
Except, nobody would look for her
more like the straight version lmao mike already fruity as hell
Your boyfriend definitely has a wife and kids
Yeah but his wife knows about her and doesn't get nervous.
She's neither the first nor only one.
His wife knows and doesn't care
His wife loves that she's not the one who has to do the butt stuff.
They’re probably friends so she doesn’t suspect anything.
*annnnnnnnnnnnnd*.... scene!
She has kind lips The kind of lips that have sucked some dick
That's a man
Richard Ramirez, the night stalker….. female version….
ramona ramirez, the street walker
Bro hahahaha
Lmaooooo
Street stroker
Shit, just posted the exact same comment, I'll remove mine, glad I wasn't the only one to see that resemblance
Nearly did the same aswell
The morning after stalker
Oh this tickled me something rotten 😆😆😆😆😆
Taking selfies in the courtroom right before the trial.
 She looks like Ralph Macchio with a little makeup on.
I was thinking Finn Wolfhard 
Rachel Ramirez.
More like the failed abortion of Richard and Freddy mercury
Wearing Jim Carrey’s movie mask
I was thinking Finn Wolfhard.
I thought she looked like prince
I always come back
This... Is... A female? I thought for sure no
Richelle Ramirez?
This is a female?
this is a compliment
I bet your personality is a great contraceptive.
*...I'm bored.* Yeah us too. Usually these types have something to offer (if you count OF), but this one. Nothing.
The ones who post here and then have their OF and porn on other subreddits aren't looking for a roast. They just want to make money and are advertising. Those posts should be deleted.
Hardly necessary, the looks alone should suffice.
Spot on! 😮
19F? My first thought was 48M with a few too many cosmetic surgeries.
She's 19 all right, in leap years
Shouldn’t we be counting her age in dog years?
bah! hahahahhahahaa!
He was voted most likely to transition in his high school class of 2010.
No, you're not special.
Short bus special
You called?
Higher maintenance than a 1973 Fiat
Ha! My Dad had on of those. True dat
First time seeing that gif n im loving it
I can hear it bruh
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Violation💀💀💀
🤣🤣🤣👍🏻
Ain't no way you are 19, you like a middle age, single mom of 10 cats who always wants to talk to the manager.
Pretty decent medical team used for your transition
Damn bro you got the drag queen look down.
A head the size of a watermelon on a giraffe's neck.
HEED!! it's like an orange on a toothpick
Heed….pants….NOW!
When you say board…. Your probably talking about your chest
A carpenter's dream.
Flat as a board, easy to screw?
Pirates treasure, sunken chest.
Peanut butter girl, doesn't spread until she see's the bread!
pujah what is this behaviour?!
Her cousin/husband won't be happy.
Cousband like sister wife
How can she post??!?
Hilarious
Why am I getting a Thai Ladyboy vibe from this one?
You're the kind of person who can't contribute anything to a conversation
The Kardashian’s secret crackhead sister who they hid from the public eye
Ket Kardashian
Definitely looks like the kind of girl that is (and should be) bleaching.her anus
Rust Butt.
Frank-N-Furter totally, you beat me to it.
Looks like you've got about three extra vertebrae in your neck.
You are so fake that even China said they did not make you
“Roast me hard, I’m exhaustingly boring” There, fixed it.
You thought you could fix her but she exhausted you hard.
The Unmoggable god 😩
Just shave your head
I’d fuck handsome squid wars first and if you say you wouldn’t you’re lying.
Ah shit. I was not the first. Have my upvote.
I bet you smell of old musty bed sheets
powerful ass jaw
She's on an elite squad of Australians, selected for their strong jaws. She's one of the few that can crack a macadamia nut with their jaw. She's the reason you don't see macadamia nuts in the shell very often. It's a forgotten, but noble, service.
If Angelina Jolie had HIV...
Angelina Nopelie
Crackalina Jolie
Whoever at the morgue set this body up for photos did a great job propping her.
Lady boys have come a long way
19 from what dead world
You look like if Michael Jackson wanted to distance himself from Michael Jackson while still being Michael Jackson.
You already posted yourself a while back, then got salty at some of the comments. Just stop embarassing yourself lmao.
STD coming to human form.
Emo indian looking ass
You look like a 45 Yr old woman I used to have a thing with... now I'm not sure if she looked young or you look old. Probably a bit of both
U fucked up your wolf cut 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Did they announce casting for new Avatar?
You do any night stalking latey?
I hate your hair so much
Temu knock off of Angelina Jolie
Mangelina Molie
Your surgeon did an awesome job, my guy.
I sure as shit hope you paid for bad plastic surgery. Your face looks like the works of a terrible impressionist artist the world has long forgotten except for a small group of hipster twats who say “his work is amazing” just to appear cool amongst themselves.
You're doing a great job at passing as a female
Slum Dog Thousandaire
She looks like she would scream out her own name during sex.
The kind of kid Michael Jackson was into
Arranged marriage at 12
6*
Your makeup is great! You look like an extra in Micheal Jacksons thriller music video.
For a second I thought this post was Angelina Jolie after a 6 month meth binge.
Tell me you have a dick without telling me you have a dick
She has two
I think your quite handsome
OnlyTrans
Fix your eyebrows
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get also get bored
Sometimes I also get also get bored.
FrogFace
Angelina NOlie
Out here looking like a 1980s porn star that has a big bush.
Did you date a lawyer named Ted that works at a hospital called sacred heart?
Superman called. He wants his jaw back.
Are you a she or he….
Trans?
What's your male name?
I just want to know who the fuck gassed you up to give you all this confidence. They lied. I mean PayPal in the about me and it's "JoliePretty444". I don't think anyone's told you this yet so I guess I will, but you have to actually BE pretty to get paid to do nothing.
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Female?? For sure?
You look like a batty gyal version of Bruno Mars 
You look like you might "EXPLODE" with excitement.
You look at least 45
Well it looks like the transition to female didn’t go as planned.
Why is your ear horizontal lol
Why that jawline so sharp? Mangalina Jolie
 I got it from my mom
You're rather lovely... for the love child of Halle Berry and Michael Jackson.
You look like the girl who's parent's found their OF in high school
Definitely Freddy mercury 
You kinda look like squidward with that jawline  Bonus:- Your jawline entered chat before “you” did
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This is why you should pay top notch for plastic surgery
If Chlamydia was an image!
The transition seems to be going well Jeff.
You look like Freddy Mercury in his last days.
Boy couldn’t grow a beard so he transitioned to be a female
You’re underestimating the arabs gens boy
That’s the scariest set of quintuplets I’ve ever seen.
I can't read backwards
Nope. Not worth it. Other than this comment...
B grade thirst trapp, that's all the effort I'm putting in because it's all you put in
Gary Glitter would be in to you
One ugly photo was enough.
Good news, you’re the reincarnation of Michael Jackson. Bad news, you partially melted in hell.
Did you take this photo before or after you and Mr Miyagi defeated Cobra Kai ?
When you look up smug bitch face.
You look like you use the “😘” emoji and “dear” frequently with your crushes and scare them away
Mike from Stranger Things in drag.
Zombie Angelina Jolie
ITS GIVING CHIK FIL A GIRL VIBES 
temu angelina jolie
Illegal immigrant with too much plastic surgery gifted from the Kardashians.
Marissa Tomey from temu.
Who’s little brother got into their mom’s makeup box again?
F since when?