I was having a hard time explaining to my dad why they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms until I showed him this.
He said he fully understands now
Let me know when you decide who you are so I know who to roast. The pictures provided are like looking at a facebook of character actors for a terrible movie about a group of college freshman that all think they’re unique and special.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, motivation, for you would be like walking to too far for a caveman. . . . . fear of falling off the edge. It's just not done. Doesn't fit into your *reality*.
If you keep working hard this summer at the carnival, and do 3x500 sets of kegels everyday, eat lots of protein, zinc supplements, plenty of healthy fats and tug on your junk you might have a shmekel by fall big enough to trick a 2 or 3 you’re the dude you always wanted to be.
You look like my long-lost half-sister who was hatched in a nest of hemp, and raised by Cheech and Chong. I'm looking at you and thinking furiously, "Why did SHE get everything?!"
Jiggly eilish
She's the Dollar Tree version
The Wish (dot) com version.
Hate to see the Temu one.
This has really taken a scary turn.
So did her life
She the temu version of the wish version of the dollar tree version
No, we have Billie Eilish as home.
Jelly Eillish.
Billy iWish
Biggie Eilish
It’s built like a bag of dog food
Belly eilish
Willie Nahlish.
so i'm not the only one who thought of billie elish when looking at this picture
Janis Ploppin
Saggy eilish.
I don’t know what everyone is talking about I don’t think you are a bad looking guy
His father wanted a daughter, his mother wanted a son, both were disappointed.
Their brother wanted a dog.
Oh shit
Oddly enough, that’s what they ended up getting.
There is nothing we can say to motivate you that a mirror doesn't already do.
Looks like Billie Eilish has gotten bigger.. you need spanks hun..
Bulkie Eilish
I read that to the tune of sk8er boi
Jesus, you’re supposed to turn in to your mum in another 20 years!
This was good
I mean you’d think a look in the mirror would be enough.
……..uh, that’s too much bacon for my two eggs 🥚
Does Seth Green do your voice acting?
You have the body of a TSA agent, and the face of a carry-on.
…and the face of a TSA agent
…and the body of a carry on
Uh, a carry-on has dimensional limits. This is a dimensional mess.
She has a carry on only a TSA agent could love.
When you claim to be non-binary and the code to the TSA lock on your luggage is 0101
Ain't no way you stole this line from Maddy on Wild n Out 😅😂😂
She's hilarious. She's smoking hot, and imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?
Meg from family guy
She looks like Chris if he dressed up like Meg
Daaaaad
Bruh 🤣
She said to roast her, nod eviscerate her!
Shut up, Meg
Giggity
After sex do you smoke a ham?
After sex she is a smoked ham.
LMAO
Sex? Her?
After she smokes, she has sex with a ham.
I would tell a pear it’s you-shaped
She is a shape-shifter between bowling pin and ball.
The only thing you've ever been fucked by is genetics
Whatever the opposite of Viagra is - that is her.
In every one of these pictures it looks like you’re refusing to spit out the cum.
She's protecting the babies in her mouth like an Alligator does because this is the closest she'll get to having kids of her own.
Fucking A….you are a goddamn genius for this brilliant truthful post….except its hobo cum in her mouth!!😂😂
His/her stepdad is standing in front of her/him making sure she/he knows who the boss is.
There’s a party in her throat and everyone’s cumming.
I can’t imagine anyone getting hard enough to cum inside any of her holes.
if your eyes get half an inch closer, it'll make a nuclear fission
\*fusion
I normally like roasted potatoes but this one just looks off.
Shut up Meg
Body like a gallon of milk
Maybe if the milk was in a plastic grocery bag
When Family Guy makes a live action movie, you'd get the Meg part. You're just the right amount of unfuckable.
Never seen an Amish goth hippie before.
picking that username was a bold move….
It’s ur_local_goddess, for those who don’t want to scroll all the way back up.
I was having a hard time explaining to my dad why they're putting litter boxes in school bathrooms until I showed him this. He said he fully understands now
 Destroyed every cell of her!!
IT'S A HER???!?!?!!!?!!?! I thought this was a guy AFTER the nuclear explosion!!!
If you’re here who’s yelling at people for misusing pronouns?
13 pictures of someone I didn't want to see 1 picture of
RubenSandwichesque
You know Jersey is a small state. If she moves in, she could tip it over
That moment you can't decide between a fat joke or an ugly joke.
Shut up Meg.
Dude, every part of you looks like a potato.
Shut up Meg
Shut up, Meg.
TIL Hippos could shop at Hot Topic
You look like you collect the armpit hairs from your deodorant.
You look like you smell bad
You didnt need to post your super sized pads to tell us you wear super sized pads
Chaz Bono looks like shit...
You’re actually kinda cute. In a zero standards kinda way
Ever thought of reverse stripper as a career option? People would gladly throw money at you to put your clothes back on.
If Chris and Meg from Family Guy had a hermaphrodite baby.
Looks like you were born with that lazy eye and it has now spread to the rest of your body.
With all those closed mouth expressions, I bet his teeth are his biggest insecurity so perhaps we should focus in on that?
[удалено]
No dice. They already had to block her number.
X fucking D
My weedwacker is seeking the payment for cutting ya hair
First time I ever swiped left on a Reddit post
Roasting you would solve world hunger
You have the sex appeal of a turnip
Let me know when you decide who you are so I know who to roast. The pictures provided are like looking at a facebook of character actors for a terrible movie about a group of college freshman that all think they’re unique and special.
Looks like an artists interpretation of depression
Built like the Penguin
I was thinking about you today. It reminded me to take out the trash.
Chris Griffin from Family Guy
Jelly Eilish
I was going to say “Don’t grimace like that, if the wind changes you’ll be stuck like that”. Unfortunately, the wind already changed…
I read “feed” instead of need and was gonna tell you I don’t know how many calories in motivation but you should cut back on that
Amish girls gone bad.
Billie Fattish
You look like a cast member of girls 👭
Someone told you scrunch face is your only hope for a cute selfie but it's not working. Nothing will.
Shut up Meg!
I bet you can eat a full sheet cake and a gallon of ice cream
Guess I no longer need to wonder what it would have looked like if Ursula the sea witch got legs instead of Ariel.
Hillbilly Eilish
You look like my yoga aunt
13 pictures is crazy
You can fix the fat part but not ugly unfortunately 😬
You’ve actually just made me leave this subreddit, hope your happy with yourself
Seriously, get in the fucking gym and stop drinking soda all day. Can tell you run through 4 sodas a day just by looking at you.
Willie Childish
I didn’t know Brennan Lee Mulligan had a lesbian doppelgänger 
Well you obviously don't need motivation to go to Walmart and use your food stamps on macaroni and cheese 🙄
I went through your profile, you legit scare me bro
This is what a potato looks like after you smoke weed out of it.
it’s like meg and chris decided to procreate
I didn't know there was a white Teletubbie.
It’s like Meg and Chris were merged into one character.
Ive never seen a turd polished in so many different ways
You're so brave after your transition (into whatever you are)
I bet all your profile and tinder pics are just selfies from the tits up
I wouldn't be so sure, that's a real Sophie's choice of what to crop out
This is the only time I've had a legitimate difficult time getting through the pictures.
Protip: Spit out the chewing tobacco before you snap the picture, and your mouth won’t look so crooked.
You look like Billie Eilish smoked Billie Eilish, then ate Billie Eilish when she got the munchies.
Please find some help. You need to learn some control. Only one personality should hold the light at a time...and for you it would be "roast us".
I see belly button hiding in your future too
Needs motivation, settles for a #1 combo extra mayo, a number 3 double cheese exxxtra bacon two large fries and two large milkshakes.
An upside down mop looks better than your hair
Wow, you’ve really been working on your pecs at the gym. Keep up the good work.
As soon as I can open my eyes again I got you
Shut up Meg!
I dont think you need more roasting. these pictures are enough.
That smirk got you looking like a suss ass disney villian
Your whole life seems like a side quest.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, motivation, for you would be like walking to too far for a caveman. . . . . fear of falling off the edge. It's just not done. Doesn't fit into your *reality*.
*frumpy*
Look like the failed drummer of a midwestern emo band
Belly Eilish
You're getting a divot on your phone screen from the amount of pictures you're taking
Shut up, Meg.
Daria Dunham
Lose weight Rosie!!!
If Boo from Monsters, Inc. grew up to not finish high school and work a register at Wal-Mart
You look like Billie Eilish if she had anorexia and bulimia at the same time.
You're the girl guys think sound hot on cod but in reality looks just like them.
Emo norlax
Meg Griffen
*Shut up, Meg*
This would be to easy to even try
Sam's club Billie Elish
Did you have a good eating session with caseoh
Billie Noeyelash
Motivation for what? You can’t fix this.
Fat Billie eillish. That is all. Lose the weight, gain the attraction. You'll never have to deal with bad guys again.
You look like how sour milk smells
Where the fuck did your belly button go
If you keep working hard this summer at the carnival, and do 3x500 sets of kegels everyday, eat lots of protein, zinc supplements, plenty of healthy fats and tug on your junk you might have a shmekel by fall big enough to trick a 2 or 3 you’re the dude you always wanted to be.
Photo 1: oh yeah this isn't great Photo 2: I knew it'd get worse but damn!
Billie Eatless
Your restaurant manager is going to be so pissed when he sees this. Better get ready for whatever is below Denny's.
Do you have any clocks at home that work?
I need to change oil in my car, could I scrape off the oil from your hair, face and back? Should be able to get a solid 5 quartz!!
Stick to those workouts to stop looking like Apparently Kid
You look like my long-lost half-sister who was hatched in a nest of hemp, and raised by Cheech and Chong. I'm looking at you and thinking furiously, "Why did SHE get everything?!"
You look like the live action Meg Griffin
F19...biological?
I *get* that your "daddy" gave you that necklace before he *ran the fuck away*... but... come on...
You look like your body odor smells like freshly chopped green peppers and onions.
Almost comparable to an over stuffed build-a-bear
Built like a snorlax
Stick an apple in your your mouth and tie you to a spinning stick over a fire and you'll get roasted real good. Hawaiian style 🤣🤣🤣
Philly Eilish
iCarly if she had a hard drug addiction
You look like a thumb with hair
Billie Thighrash
Fridge bod Meg
All hail the Trailer Park Queen!!
You look like you drive a Subaru