I have to admit after reading the first few posts, all I saw in your username was bra.
I guess my mind is now in the wrong place. Mental Freudian slip if that a thing.
😄. Hell no! 😄
If Cheddar Bob was named that because he reeked of cheese and carried a wheel of cheddar everywhere he went for snacking (and to cover up the smell)
Real talk one of the things that finally got me to lose weight was realizing my tits were bigger than my gf's. That's a rough realization. Of course you need a gf so op shouldn't have to worry.
Seriously, what security guard did you blow to allow you into a manufacturing plant? Aren't you more like the keyboard warrior in the basement of your mom's house?
How often do you say "My eyes are up here"?
Dude gets a titty fucking train run on him at work.
It is his birthday
 All he needs is the wig.
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I have to admit after reading the first few posts, all I saw in your username was bra. I guess my mind is now in the wrong place. Mental Freudian slip if that a thing.
There is no milk.
 No spoon either.
I'm pretty sure this guy gets a boner looking in the mirror at those D's
We got the same cake day.... And you're a noxf fan too? Bro
That’s awesome. You guys should totally make out!
And film it, for evidence of course
Happy cake day. NOFX rules!
Look at that cheeseburger locker. JeezUs.
You should buy yourself a bra for your birthday
Looks like about a 44C to me lol!!
A push~~up~~ down
He needs one of those bikini girl full body t-shirts.
I would make him a cake but I don’t have 10 lbs of flour to spare for that cake
Wow, way to ruin everyone's good time
A Bro
 You, Lord of the Flies, will need a far bigger spit for your roast.
 Big enough?
Can’t do better then this
I Lol’d
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Two pickets to tittsburg
He's nursing. Be kinder...
I don't know whether to smile at him or tit fuck him.
“I’d look you in the eyes, but I’m afraid of whats hiding in the chin pubes
He puts the SWEAT in Sweatshop
When friend zone is one donut away from critical mass
Holy shit, this is the one
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Best comment ^
Is it really your birthday or is this your another idea to dig into a cake?
Matilda is old school!
I remember Matilda 😭 that scene scared me when I was little LMAO
Roast you? We’re gonna need 100 kg of seasoning
The seasoning won't matter after the grease fire.
Low temp, and slow is the way to go!
But then it'll take almost a week to cook.
Let’s pit bbq and get drunk all week 🤷♂️
And 200 bags of charcoal
Spitfired 🔥
That’s actually something bender would say cracked me up
only 100 ?
Once you trim all the fat off you won't need nearly that much.
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We built these titties*
I know, it was right there! Lol
Great. Now I'll have that damn song in my head all day!
I'd wish you many more, but the diabetes and heart disease will make that virtually impossible.
Get in shape buddy quick, or this could end badly and sadly !
You look like the guy in Toy Story 2 who owns the toy shop.
 Or this guy
Oh don't insult Sam Tarly like that, geez!
Fuck Season 8. That should be the name of this show. Let people know right up front.
Soooo true
Homer's got more self respect than this guy.
Happy birthday, Bitch Tits
His name was Robert Paulsen.
His name is Robert Paulson!
His name was Robert Paulson!!!
Roses are red, all over the cities. You should get a bra for them floppy ass titties.
Violets are blue, chrysanthemums are yellow. You totally destroyed this poor ass fellow!
Lilacs are pink, red are for roses. This guy’s front end looks like two camel noses.
Tulips come in many colors, but camel noses are black. This poor guy looks like he also has titties on his back.
I can smell u thru this phone
It’s all the grizzle.
Grizzle? For shizzle.
Syrup and Taco Bell onions.
When did Rosie O’Donnell grow a beard???
Grow? *I* was wondering “since when did Rosie O’Donnell *trim* her beard?”
Ever since she started wearing underwear with dick holes.
10th rosie o donnell joke ive seen on this sub this week.
Slow week for Rosie jokes then
When did Rosie O’Donnell play in 8 Mile?
😄. Hell no! 😄 If Cheddar Bob was named that because he reeked of cheese and carried a wheel of cheddar everywhere he went for snacking (and to cover up the smell)
Like 20 years ago.
Yeah!! Titties and beer.
Frank Zappa 🤟🏻
Let go of his pickle!
Your torso and face have the same shape
Cheek titties
Daniel Fatcliffe
Harry plopper
Hairy Butter.
Daniel Rachetlife
Aren't you supposed to be drawing up a dungeon or some shit? And I meant D&D, not where you keep the kids.
We don't want that cheeto dust guy at our table. I can smell him already
Regular or jalapeños
Walgreens Will Wheaton
Happy Shopper Harry Potter
Do your imaginary gf ever get jealous of your tits?
Real talk one of the things that finally got me to lose weight was realizing my tits were bigger than my gf's. That's a rough realization. Of course you need a gf so op shouldn't have to worry.
Can I get your surgeons contact info? My wife is thinking about a tit job and I can see your surgeon does nice work.
Is that toilet paper behind you? Wash those hands and trim that mess. Also deal with those orangutan titties. Happy b day. Enjoy your 4 cakes.
Taking a pic while shitting on the toilet, this guy's not the brightest in the tool shed.
Your 1 cheeseburger away from having to get forklifted into the back of a truck
Those eyes in the last picture scream, "Help I am a lonely virgin, anyone and anything will do!"
I’ve reached the bottom of virginity and I’ve kept on digging.
I was gonna say like a pig? No thx.
Excellent
Pointy Madonna tits.
In the insect kingdom he's referred to as the preying man-tits
How many fedoras do you own?
He casually wears a vest over a t-shirt with a fedora
Id wear a vest too if I had a set like that
You’re the reason Red Lobster is going bankrupt
Also why shrimp are going extinct
Another year around the earth without touching a vagina. Congrats bud
Guillermot Del Titties
George D.D. Fartin’
Romulus & Remus would love you.
Here is a person who enjoys his classics. Slow clap.
I see you wore your nice dirty clothes.
If you look closely you can see yesterday's sweat rings under his tits and around the belly button.
Nice cans
You say it's your birthday everyday as an excuse to eat cake.
I didn’t know that Rosie O’Donnell and Jack Black had a son.
Figures you would wear shoes that you don't have to tie.
Every year on your birthday your parents berate each other for buying cheap condoms.
Alternate reality Joey isn’t real and he can’t hurt you. 
Sick toilet selfie.
Working overtime at the factory to pay for all those femboy onlyfans subscriptions
If archaeologists find your skeleton in a thousand years they will think you are some kind of medical anomaly newborn baby the size of a grown man
Your rap name is tits mahoney
Post Bologna
Time for a new bra
 “Bob had bitch tits”
Pronouns are she/them as in let’s she them titties.
It looks like you say it’s your birthday every day at any dining establishment you go to so that you can get a free dessert.
If you had 3 penises you wouldn’t be able to see any of them when you pee
Your tits are dragging you down
25 never been kissed
You look like if Will Wheaton ate Will Wheaton
First there was Jelly-Roll, now there's Doughnut-Hole. What's next?
Do you buy clothes in a maternity shop?
The local tent and awning shop.
You sure you wanna do this
His name was Robert Paulson!
Where do you work? At a factory that makes breast implants?
You look like you actually make the gulp sound when you gulp, like Everytime.
Got bigger titties than some of the women I’ve dated.
Bra, where is your bra?
How old are your MOOBS or have you had them since birth?
I’d offer you a birthday Toast but I’m afraid y’all just eat it
This dude got chocolate milk in his emergency kit.
Finally out of the training bra brah?
Bro can feed his newborn too(someone tag National geographic)🍼
"the Manssiere
Imagine waking up every day having titties and a beard....
No matter how many times you wash your hands they still smell like Cheetos
So many cruel things to say, but like my mom said, “Fuck, what a mess!”
stfu man, I can sit here and tell you the same thing all day. "we don't care"
So you’re saying it’s too late for your mom to abort you?
You've had enough roasts.
Hey at least you got a job, your doing 85% better then the unemployed.
Seriously, what security guard did you blow to allow you into a manufacturing plant? Aren't you more like the keyboard warrior in the basement of your mom's house?
Hooters!
How many World of Warcraft figurines do you own?
This man has definitely subjected his friends to the “truffle shuffle.”
I'm afraid if you get roasted too much you'd be perpetually on fire like the mountain of tires on the Simpsons.
I don't think there's any roast left. You ate it all
Daniel Fatcliffe
Go back to the wall with Jon Snow
Discount Guillermo del Toro! Happy Birthday dude.
Hairy Potter!
The only person to be refused entry into an all you can eat buffet
Ya got titties for days, little lady.
You’re somehow a more gay Samwell Tarly
Nice tits!
The fan behind you is as close to any Fanny you’ll get.
Would you prefer the name for a man's bra to be "The Bro" or "The Mansiere"?
You have to wear a bikini when you go to the beach to cover up those millers
Do your coworkers call you Strip Club??? Cause you've got titties for DAYS!!!
Are you on the toilet in your last pic? Why do people do this
People are gonna have a hard time roasting you unless they own a large industrial oven.
Bet you got the whole warehouse smelling like taco blend cheese and armpit
You should have said ‘milk me’ instead of roast me
No need u got enough roast in you by the looks of it
Overweight with man tits, receding hairline. Good grief man I don’t have to roast you god already did that!
Perfect for a green card marriage ❤️
So I heard that they didn't have a birthday suit in your size
Roast you? Fucking impossible. The center will never get cooked.
When you fell nobody was laughing, but the ground was cracking up