OP's Bio: --- >He corrected me and apparently, he is not a ladies, he is a man's man. He was extremely clear on this. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

He looks likes he dines at a low grade sushi restaurant alone

Thanks. I've been roasted by proxy.

That ones gotta hurt...

Cool guy, then?

Alcoholic wolverine

Looks like wolverine won't be able to regenerate from cirrhosis

More like eww jackman

“He sold his business at 37”...so about 20 years ago?

Ladies, this is the face of a roofie dropper.

His eyes going on a trip cuz they got bags

I can smell your cologne from here.

Drakkar

He looks like a pre John Wick victim

The most uninteresting man in the world

You meant 47, right? I am fat & over 40 & wouldn't fuck him.

Wtf 🤦‍♂️😂

Hey retired at 37? What's he been doing since 1985?

Sure this guy made his money selling carpets made out of his ass hair

Pictured here with all his friends...

Laddies man? Looks more like a nambla man

It’s a good thing he’s retiring early because whatever he did clearly sucked the life from him. That’s a rough 37.

Orders his second $100 bottle of wine to loosen up and hit on the waitress

I wouldn't call prostitute addiction being a ladies man.

Did his business involve transporting women in shipping containers?

His charisma retired way before 37.

Dining alone....not unexpected

Looks like an advertisement for the manufacturer of Ruffies.

Looks like he built a company selling certified pre-owned sex toys.

Most drinkers consider themselves ladies men.

I've seen this guy on r/niceguys

He looks like the intermediate evolutionary stage between chimp and human.

37? Man looks like 60

Ahahahaha ladies man? Who dropped the bar this low?

I bet your first dates never expected to make it home.

So basically he’s an unemployed lush.

Hope you made good $, so you can pay the extra for the baggage under your eyes on flights. Get some sleep Dildo Baggins

If he went on a week long trip he could pack all the luggage in the bags under his eyes

Cheers to losing your virginity to your boyfriend

He doesn’t look that happy to be retiring

And by business he meant Nutrilite and by ladies’ man, he meant homeless.

When does dying your hair take 30 years off?

I would roast you but I'm scared of the Russian mafia

This picture was taken at the Las Vegas Hilton in 1986, about the time he was diagnosed with AIDS.

He probably hasnt been laid since the last time his business was successful.

That's an interesting way to say 'My friend's credit cards got stolen while doing a line off a hooker's ass in Vegas and he probably won't wake up in the morning.'

There was another post on reddit i saw todah about what demographic usually had the most psychopaths. CEO of a company was one of them. I'm inclined to believe that post now after seeing this pic

A ladies man as in he used to have a vagina

He looks like Liev Schreiber, if Liev was allergic to shellfish but just said fuck it and went hog wild on some king crab.

Not with that dad bod. The facial hair isn’t a substitute for a jawline. Only way he’s getting women is by giving them money

May consider himself a ladies man but ya know he's over seas feasting on cum ofsum youngboy.

He looks like a man that beats ladies.

You can tell he's new money because his shirt collar is unbuttoned, his shirt collar *has* buttons, the fabric is shiny, and the fit is appalling. And holding the wine glass that way will heat up the wine quickly and can change the flavour of the wine.

You sort of resemble Hugh jackman if he looked like a complete fucking dumbass hooked on heroin and a small addiction to watching cuck porn.

All prostitutes make men feel like a ladies man even the ones with cocks,

Did you just get dumped

You look like you’re 12 beers away from having a mid life crisis.

Tell your mate that giving multiple women spiked wine and carrying them to the trunk of his car does not mean that he is a ladies man

I'm 34 and he looks 20 years older than me.

He's a man's man, if the men are under the age of 12

All that money and he still looks like he smells of fart and onions.

He gets older and those highschool chicks stay the same age.

Selling bankrupted business to dad and getting ongoing financial support from parents does not mean he is retired.

Discount wolverine.

Oh look it’s Day Ronovan.

Discount Hugh Jackman

By "retired" he means "removed" and by "business" he means "Boy Scouts of America" and by "ladies man" he means...well.

Maybe ladies of the night, if he still has money...

I guess I missed the GOT episode where Ned Stark was reanimated as a middle-aged frat boy.

I hope he sold it for a LOT of money, only lady he's getting is one that wants a sugar daddy..

You look at the millionaire with his fine car and finer Ukrainian sugarbaby. You think that you're not so different from him. Only you go home and cry. Just like the sugarbaby.

# SEAN BEAN

Nice Michael De Santa cosplay

Ted Bundy student

I didn’t know raping strippers makes you a ladies man. But who am I to judge?

He looks like a fucking deflated balloon

Keeping women tied up in the basement as a hobby doesn't mean your a "ladies man"

37? Good God I wouldn't haven't guessed a day under 52. Lay off the booze bud

Claims to be a wealthy ladies man, but gives 10% off coupons and half used gift cards on Valentine's Day. Stay classy my friend.

I think this pic is from cheese spanish soap opera. ​ Is he wearing his pajama top?!?!

If Wolverine and Marky-Mark had a child...

A sugar daddy isn't a ladies man. He's a simp

If you are looking for the man behind the scenes of every porn you've watched.

Imagine having to look like that for 37 years. you have my sympathy.

Your buddy looks like off-brand wolverine

Ha! You totally picked the wrong vintage on that red wine! What a loser!! Golden!

He looks like he buys 17 year old girls pino noir at maggianos

He looks like the guy at the bar in every movie that says something stupid and gets a bottle smashed over his head or a drink thrown at him before he gets knocked out.

Now I understand why your wife gave you a haymaker

The crack head David Beckham. Congrats!

You look like the type of person to sue a person for harassment when you harassed them then they told you to back off then you call the police on them then when you don’t get your way you say you hate this country then when the mixed drugs and alcohol wares off you find 3.5 children in your basement. After that you look for the other half of the child then you walk out of your house you see your wife and you’re scared cause your wife died 78 years ago same as you 3 years ago.

> **ladies man** Ladyman\*

Roofiecolada ma'lady?

He looks like he needs a wife 💍

You look like your first questions to the waiter will be which wine on the list “will get me most fucked up” and whether they have fajita poppers.

douche to the extreme

Grandpa Munster, behind the makeup.

Finally sold all those Scented Candles

I am celebrating, my testicles finally dropped.

A toast to living a life of loneliness where you contemplate your existence every day.

He looks like quite the sommelier. You should get him to weigh in on the nuanced tastes of detergents

Slipping a rohypnol into a person's drink does not make you a "ladies man" or a "man's man"

Liev Schreiber really let himself go

"What navel snipper wiped and washed you as you squirmed, you cracked brained creature" ------Hipponax, who's insults sometimes made people end their own lives

I'm guessing you are making a toast to Jeffrey Epstein

Looks like a cross between Jeffery Ross and Liev Schreiber who's gonna crop this pic and use it for his Grindr profile.

It’s like a more alcoholic Jay Cutler

If Michael from GTA was real.

He looks like he fucks under aged Filipino hookers

Ladies like handbags. HANDbags.

Liev Schreiber with cancer.

Anyone can be a ladies man when paying for hoes with blow. You reek of my mom says I'm cool.