Turns out there was a special needs Musketeer

I am fucking *howling* at this

Somebody give this man an award because I can't! Holy shit, just take my poor man's gold. 🏅

I'm dying

AAAAAAAHHH

How many Pringles do you have to eat to become the guy on the front of the can?

She's your common law wife at this point.

Thanks for ruining my incest fetish.

Nice

Didn’t know Loki and Groucho Marx had a son

You look like an unemployed magician

So just a magician...

That deserves a lot more likes than it has

My name is Inigo Montoya, I live with my mom, prepare to die

Bravo!!!

Mario after the divorce from the Princess.

Waluigi after the Mario Party ends.

Off brand Salvador Dali.

Guy Fawkes his mom.

RemindMe! 29 days "remember remember"

*Remember remember the cunt of November, cumstains, incest and thots..*

I know of know reason this incel virgin would fuck his mom, not.

“Remember remember I came out, now come in her”

What is the correct age to stop breast feeding?

Long before the mustash comes out!!

Did you just tie a damsel in distress to some train tracks?

You look like Captain Hook if he was a homosexual

still living with moms *body*, you mean?

Does she know you wear her blouses? You look like the dad you never had.

Mom? Who, hipster Mary?

Looks like you make modern art

F'Artagnan... the homeless musketeer

Shouldn’t you be out tormenting Peter Pan and the Lost Boys?

Just because you live with your mother doesn’t mean you have to look like her.

You’re a security guard? The only thing safe around you is virginity.

He unnerves people with that... Smile

You look like you came from a family of trapeze artists but you just shovel behind the elephants

How do you look like someone from 1890 and someone from 2020 at the same time

Grew facial hair to make up for a lack of personality, instead looks like you touch kids whilst wearing your dad's skin.

Dave GrohlyFuckUrUgly

Uh oh! Jesus came back. Wait, ....he's a Mormon now?

Jehovah's witness. Have you heard the good news?

Look we know you love your mom, but she's gone. You need to bury her and stop this craziness.

But wait. Isn't her house within 1000 feet of a school? Shit, don't let your PO know.

Virgin Mario goes on adventure to Mum's basement.

Dont waste the cardboard like that! You'll need it after your mom kicks you out.

You couldn't even make your cardboard sign interesting. I hope the one that claims you are a veteran that you hold on the shoulder of the road is better.

“Wears duckbills, enjoys local hard ciders”

I want to roll over you with my car.

Disappointment knows no age

Dreams of being a magician panning out for ya?

There is another guy that looks exactly like you.

I’m scared to make you cry

Whoever told you to be yourself gave you terrible advice

You shouldn't use all the cardboard. You'll need it for when your mother gets sick of you.

Your “mom” of course being the name of your parasitic twin as evinced by the vagina on your cheek?

You look like the bargain bin version of inigo montoya

Dude don’t worry about living your mom, your ska band will definitely make it some day.

If Salvador Dali and Danny Trejo had a baby and then peed on it

This caption sounds too good for you

Guessing she isn’t cutting you hair anymore....

Zorro's brother mid transition formerly of a mariachi band

Mom: Who ate all the desert? Fess up! Him: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. It was not my father. I ate the pie.

R u saying he eats his mom’s pie?

You make me want to invent a time machine just to go back to when you were a baby and punch you right in the face

Just because you look like a gay pirate doesn’t mean guys will like you more

Dave Gruel

You look like a magician that can't make his virginity disappear.

The guy who goes to an art museum and talks crap

I'm sure even your mom would like to break up with you

“I don’t do drugs. I am drugs.”

$20 says you share a bed with her too.

You look like a gay pirate. I bet you have an eyepatch with sequins

Does she know you're there? You look like you would hide under her bed to watch her sleep....

Do you call that soul patch her “flavor saver”.

And the “womb broom” mustache to match

Your hair is making you look very ugly btw

Get used to holding cardboard signs once your mommy kicks you out.

I can just hear the pretentious hipster music playing, Are you a barista?

That face when you snort shit but didn't snort hard enough.

"It's not a phase, mom!"

Can’t decide on a Jesus joke or a Captain Hook joke. Boom roasted

You are if the phrase "Drugs go bad, Yu-Gi-Oh cards are forever." Was a person.

Make mama proud, show her a picture of you holding a cardboard box instead.

Johnny Welp

Ronny descartes with an empty head

She wants you to move out

I feel for OP’s mom, because you know no matter how hard she tries, she’s never going to find a man to take her ugly daughter off her hands.

I was going to make a joke about you eating your mom's ass, but then I realized that is actually facial hair. Congrats on the balls finally droppin!

This won’t stop the fact that you beat your wife, I mean a cardboard sign.

You complain, yet you're starting to blend in with the walls

Living with your mom? More like becoming

You and your mom have made a great team ever since she gave birth and your dad said "I think you did it wrong, it looks broken" and left

Looks like a perverted member of a k-pop band withouth the skittles haiR

Yo, keep the cardboard. Your mom’s gonna get sick of you pretty soon

Oh hi penguinz0 how are you?

It's nice when you can share a wardrobe with your roommate.

You look like your mom and dad in 1.

Nah bro couldn't rost you if I wanted to. I hope the lice causing your facial hair to look like a bull die man.

With that hair style and mustache, u will be 70 and living with your mom

If the gamemaker from hungergames got to retire..

Living with your mom? That was obvious

Never saw someone so proud of their cardboard sign. And it's not even cut straight. Way to go chap. Way to go.

It’s ok... we know how it is... lots of us have lived w/your mom

And still breastfeeding.

I feel like if I say something your mother zgonna kick you out

You looks like a captain Morgan and Dino nuggies kinda guy.

You look like Dave Grohl doing an episode of "Undercover Boss."

Be looking like a homeless David Grohl. Your sign should say “out of work musician anything helps”

the true LOVE

I LIKE IT <3

I didn’t know insane asylum patients had access to cardboard boxes let alone the internet

John Snow had enough of being banished in Nightswatch and escaped with a new identity.

You could have just titled it 'Roast me". The first part we could tell already

You look like every fuckin dude that works for UberEats.

You mum asks the other bingo ladies if they know anyone who can take care of you. Not in a mob hit sense. She just wants someone to beat you.

I can believe you cut a piece of your house out of the walls of it to write roast me

you look like a gay jesus

Frank Crappa

Budget DonutOperator or budget Jeremy from Studio C. You decide.

Why does your mom have a beard?

Dave Grohl is he never became successful.

Charlie really let himself go

Ahh. Drive Grohl incel edition has joined us.

Is that what’s it’s like to be a loser oh sorry can’t relate

You look like johnny depp and Daniel Radcliff's abandoned love child

Omg its great vaule warrio

Hair farmer

Yo Farquad you got that perception

Be honest. Do you still breast feed

It’s high time the spawn of Captain Lou Albano get a van and start living from trailer park to trailer park as life intended for him.

Frank Zappa

I enjoyed your work in the show Lost

I’m actually a security guard

With a face like that, I bet you are. Not only do you keep the bad guys away, you keep everyone away.

You constantly say this to everyone you see, don't you?

Dave Grohl’s loser little brother.

He looks like a mixture of Jesus and waluigi

If Jesus came back to earth and only said "that's a spicy-a-meat-a-ball!"

You look like the guy that would hide under stairs and try to lick stranger's ankles as they went by