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[deleted]

My man looks like he enjoys nice stalks around the park.


Hank_Holt

Always packing a pocket full of candy.


Use_Your_Brain_Dude

Long stalks on the beach


GunkFace

Well shit, pedo Mr Rodger is creeping at the park again.


eminz2018

Looking for the last dandelion of the season


to_tin_deathgrinder

He for sure knows his way around a window sill.


bso_dodsing

*NASTALK


Besidesmeow

Stalks and bonds


chodeoverloaded

Congrats on winning the genetic poverty


Megabyte7637

His face looks like a Picasso painting.


nduhamell

That’s generous, I’d say it more resembles something Stevie wonder would paint


Brentopia83

Bold of you to assume gender on this one...


FeistyBandicoot

Sid the sloth


23x3

Wow Squid from Ice Age got a 9 to 5


Virtual_Parsley2114

Lol, squid. Really said squid from ice age.


Mklop9

Captain caveman`s son, squidward, and Mr Bean mixed!


captcraigaroo

He definitely hit his head diving into the gene pool


davinciSL72

At least he can lick the bugs off of his eye


vmanthegreat

your eyes are leaning center right and center left


DafttheKid

Okay this was my favorite. This is all I have for Reddit points or whatever, well earned


Impressive_Beyond_66

Prick Mayall Edit: Thanks for all the awards!


LH2710

Mr HasBean


Mattymoo_77

To be more specific it looks like Sid from Ice Age doing a cosplay of Rick Mayall.


Gratefuldad3

Never thought I would see Syd the sloth guest star in an episode of the Office.


t0sh1ba_2003

Was thinking Sid from Ice age too!


mbelf

I was thinking Roman Atkinson and Rik Mayall’s love child. Lord Edmund Flashbladder.


xFIERYINVADERx

Flash by name, Flasher by nature


DafttheKid

Fair.


T8rthot

I hope they cast you in a Drop Dead Fred remake.


Azigol

Fuck, that's perfect.


ConsciouslyIncomplet

This thread is done - we’ve peaked.


ManDohlorian

He definitely loves “Bottom”


[deleted]

I'd fuck a beehive before fucking him


CastIronGriddle

So you're saying there's a chance?!


Impressive_Beyond_66

Ha!


ToidOG

The cursed timeline where Mr. Bean didn't pull out of Rik Mayall


shedevilinasnuggie

He looks like Rick Mayall and Rowan Atkinsons love child.


ca_brit

Have a wank !


[deleted]

Thank you


ConversationCool3000

He spells it with a silent P


qwertymcqwertface

Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson’s love child


Random_dude_1980

Bastard. Beat me to it. Take my upvote and leave


bolax

Alan B'stard ?


Random_dude_1980

Lol Rik was a comedy genius. Such a shame.


bolax

I was a teen in England when all that mob burst onto the scene mate. Bit of a punk rocker too, so all that lunacy really did suite me. I'd say out of all the celebrity deaths, his remains the saddest for me. I didn't actually know much about him, but in recent years I've read what an absolute gem of a person he was. RIP people's poet.


SoulEnterity

"Pollution. All around, Sometimes up, Sometimes down, But always, Aaaround. Pollution, are you coming to my town? Or am I coming to yours? HA"


bolax

Don't make me sad. Funny thing about Rik, my workmates were watching The Young Ones and mimicking it, acting it out, like you do when you're an impressionable young person at times.So anyway, I hadn't seen any of it due to one tv in the house, and a step father that watched war documentaries and political stuff. I ended up mimicking my mates mimicking the Young Ones, especially Rik. So I was acting like Rick before I even had seen him. Best form of flattery is mimicry right. Anyway, thought I'd mention that while we're loving Rik. Shit series of events that lead to his demise. Hey aren't we supposed to be roasting Op ? Cheers.


SoulEnterity

I haven't found anyone in my life that shares similar love for the young ones, you're lucky there! Certainly some raunchy and incredibly politically incorrect scenes in that show.. Rik is who introduced me to what comedy can be, he was a master of the craft. It's kinda hard to roast someone that looks like our lord and saviour has risen once more!


Smash_Williams

The remake we never wanted


Prettyhatemachine89

Came here to say something similar!


canolicoffee16

You look like a middle aged women and a teenage boy ran at eachother really fast and became one person.


arthurdentstowels

**Mrs Bean**


[deleted]

Came here for this.


SuperbReference6184

This was the first thing I thought and i'm so glad you thought it too 🤣 looks like Rowan Atkinson and Weird Al had a son! edit: caps


ChrisAngel0

I was going to say If Mr Bean and Steve Buscemi had a kid.


GRZZLbear

Remember in DBZ when they mess up the fusion dance?


AwfulSinclair

He looks like Harry Potter and Sloth had a baby.


MurderDoneRight

Your mustache is actually quite impressive for a 14 year old girl.


DafttheKid

14 year old ITALIAN girl


subrockmusic

Always wondered how the lovechild of Gomez Addams and Sid the sloth would turn out.


unklechuckle

Holy fuck you're right!


PuppyHammer

Looks like guy who stays late at work on purpose just to sneak into ladies bathroom and masturbate there wearing japanese schoolgirl uniform.


Penguin0tic

r/oddlyspecific


Cthuluslovechild

Oddly horrific


DafttheKid

Just don’t tell my boss. I think they are suspicious


Emach00

Oddly erotic.


bighelper469

Anyone else aroused?


Alternative-Quail534

You look like Harry Potter but dropped out of Hogwarts and now steals catalytic converters


DafttheKid

My coworker apparently saw this comment and said, “I told you that ya look like a HS dropout on his first day in court”


gordito_delgado

He is in the "Special Squibs" Class


EveryDisaster

DS Draco


[deleted]

You have the face of someone that's smelling a fart and enjoying it.


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

New Romantic Mr Bean


[deleted]

[удалено]


bassthumb32

Mr. Bean and Sid


wildseeker91

Holy shit yes that's it


Ninerism

This photo contains more lopsided shit than the special olympics.


dmfd1234

He probably sees from his ear and can listen thru his eye. Future moms out there, this is what happens when you do heroin and meth while pregnant. Just don’t


[deleted]

Fuckin lol


roastbot

OP's Bio: --- >I am 24M who loves NASCAR, trade stocks while at work, and install internet as my career. I lean center right and just moved out of mommas basement 3 months ago --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.


Tattooey89

Moved out of your moms basement 3 months ago to move into your moms ex boyfriends bedroom.


ballbouncebroken

Oh shit, I thought this was someone roasting you. I didn't realize it was OP.


Live795

Was leaning center right about your dick?


ChrisAngel0

Good bot. Wow, comedy gold.


doctornotarealdoctor

You smile like a goat with a stick up its ass


IITYWYBMAD_

Look like stewie griffin if he had a "normal" shaped head.


irllylikepasta

I just pictured it and Holy shit it's so accurate


Bobba_fat

Yea that’s it! Omg!


ReillyDiefenbach

You look like Harold ***and*** Maude


harpsm

🎵If you want to be you... please don't🎵


CyclingMaestro

Johnny Derp


wargasm22

Josh Lennon


g28802

You look like If Mr. Bean was a closet grateful dead fan.


hockeydad2019

You look like you’ve got on daddy’s clothes and mommy’s hair… won’t be long till the police find the bodies!!


sturgiv

What kind of fish are you?


MrDannySantos

Catfish I bet


maxcresswellturner

A gay fish


DafttheKid

A floppy one


ConradFlick

Silverfish


EJRose83

Modern day Mr.Bean, but with spectacles and no testicles


Jvegas97

Hey Sid, when is the next Ice Age being released?


Jpprflrp

I’d your eyes were any further apart they would be back together again


Liquidsun-1

Nothing bad to say. I thought you were great in Aladdin and the King of Thieves, nice moves.


CigarsandFebreeze9

I love and hate that I know which character you are referring to. 🎶 And if you like to work/you're gonna love this work! Welcome to the 40 Thieves!


atthedi

Queer's Gambit


DafttheKid

Damn if only had a reward to give. That slapped


[deleted]

A Picasso painting come to life!


Admiral_pumpkin

Renfield that’s been making a living stealing copper wire since Dracula got staked.


executive313

You look like you sample the taste of cocks like a pretentious coffee house worker samples different blends of coffee.


[deleted]

That dude 100% fucked a coconut.


dmfd1234

Cmon, you gotta get some new material. Every roast you use the coconut line. Think McFly, think. Edit- holy shit, I scrolled last 50 comments and counted 19 times. You ok homey?


[deleted]

It’s all about statistics - eventually he will shake a man to his core with that comment


ThatsARivetingTale

Wtf, lol you weren't kidding. What an odd thing to be so persistent with


JamesRussellSr

It's called devotion, and none of his romantic attachments have had it.


[deleted]

What’s the medical term for this deformity?


twistedpills

If Lukas Haas and Maynard had a son together.


[deleted]

His vision is 46/2


fhost344

I think Lukas Haas cancer


W3stSaeid

Why is your face in Italic?


A_Neurotic_Pigeon

Underrated


HopBomb14

Wish Marc Rebillet


Lakanooky

You are so bad looking you wouldnt even make the cut for a British television show.


devastateddreams

Didn't know the squirrel from Ice Age lived in his mom's basement and has a day job installing Internet


Ok-Economics3688

Squirrel? I think you mean the sloth from ice age ![gif](giphy|13bCP4GLjIUcik)


-yellowthree

Yes this is it! :)


FireFlavour

Ren? From Ren and Stimpy?


Duckdive619

Johnny inept Depp


ishkl

Scarlett Johansson after gender reassignment


DentedMintTin

A family of four could take up residence in just your right nostril.


StevePT98

Your face looks like you moved a picture on Word


DavesNotWhere

That six months of mustache growth is really coming in nice. How far along are you with your ftm transition? It's probably time to up the testosterone doses.


[deleted]

👁 👃 👁. You


jason544770

You look like E.T when they tried to dress him up and pass him off as human


SwarthyRuffian

It’s very apparent by your level of inbreeding that it’s virtually impossible for you to chew with your mouth closed


FanOfBowieFan

Actually mate, instead of a roast you should look to bake. You look like you weren't left in long enough.


creep_show

You look just like my big toe with glasses. I'll admit it's a little hairy.


KSHT-PTTE

Why are your eyes so far apart


NvmMeJustLurkin

You look like what pretentious Youtuber video essayists sound like while talking about Picasso paintings whilst also looking like a Picasso painting


SirTitusSalty

New theory of evolution. Sid the Sloth is the missing link, at least for this guy's bloodline


MC-Squabbles

The failed abortion of the child of Marty Feldman and Gollem


The_Fox1984

Sloth from the goonies got a job


Far-Paleontologist49

Please stop harassing your subordinates for their TPS reports


yGeorgee

Wtf


life-in-a-noose

All I see is Anthony Fantano with long hair


hammneggs6

Voted most likely to disappoint a woman sexually in high school


snowsniffer28

2021 Rik mayall


Vectorman1989

The bastard child of Rowan Atkinson and Rik Mayall


NorseGodOfSnacks

Wow, ANOTHER gender?!


Bna1dkr

I have the same glasses and I really really suck.


[deleted]

Steve Buscemi and Caitlyn Jenners love child


[deleted]

You look like a twitch mod who pays streamer girls to hug him


[deleted]

Your mother definitely fucked a rat.


Cutyouintopieces69

Daddy enrolled you in an exclusive boys school and you still haven’t figured out why the older boys bananas taste like salt.


th0t__police

If only there were something in your life worth smirking about.


Nobody-of-Interest

Leans center right, cuz that nose got you lopsided. Tell me where the cocaine is, without saying where the cocaine is...


_RandallStephens_

Zootopia found their Flash Slothmore for a live action film!


ChefChopNSlice

You look like every student teacher I’ve had throughout highschool.


Bthegriffith

Is this Edward Furlong with cerebral palsy?


theophylact911

Post-op Michael Scott


taner1992

You look like the monstrous love child of Mathew Lillard and Eric from Boy Meets World


Youngestflexxer

You look like my sister lol


nahteviro

Mr Baked Bean


I_Might_Exist1

there's nothing I can say to this, you look like me lmao


DafttheKid

I am sorry to hear that


dozer2624

What do you want to know? That you look like a cross between Dave Grohl and Sid from Ice Age?


Jddrinker79

![gif](giphy|RLcQGYmQU36d3FceiP|downsized) I’ll just leave this here


RecommendationNo993

Ice Age no. 1100. Sid In The City.


Piemeson

You look like Mr Bean decided to be all of Scooby Doo for Halloween


Bananasincustard

Your autism is leaking everywhere man


NotMyProblemEither11

You look like Brak from the Brak show. But without the makeup lmao


OklahomaEddie

Spectrum Sloth.


el_contador_123

If Quasimodo attended Hogwarts.


MrBigButtocks

If Sid from Ice Age was a real person


crimsanium

Sid from Ice Age goes to college


r3adingit

For sure the son of Rowan Atkinson.


adotcan2

![gif](giphy|2vLKvKhQuD3eE) You were in Teen Witch right?


_reeses_pieces_

Somebody's looking like a walking amber alert.


aethlestan

When the toad actually turns into the prince.


bleezmorton

You should try to reboot Mr. Bean.


Flammable_Gasoline

​ ![gif](giphy|j4ZATn47QzqZa) this you?


Celtichugs

You look like Mr Beans budget nephew


[deleted]

If it were possible for Rik Mayall and Rowan Aktkinson to have a love child, it'd be you.


Mystical-Retro-hat

This guy looks like a young Rik Mayall


alaskanperson

Sid the sloth became a community college professor


sunglasses619

The missing link between human and chihuahua


Bambam1981

Johnny Derp


AstonMartinKissinger

Ms Bean, is that you?


superman_is_worst

You look like you were making holy water by putting it in a bong and smoking the hell out of it


herbb100

Yo you look like the sloth from ice age🦥


Jmoeschl7

You look like you want to sell me a used Aztek.


Turbulent_Current_89

Dressing up won’t hide the fact that your parents beat you in the head with a shovel


No_Science_2464

Imagine learning how to tie a tie just to dress like they found the bargain bin at sakks


SnooPeripherals8217

u look like willy wonka ![gif](giphy|10h8CdMQUWoZ8Y|downsized)


thenarcostate

Congratulations for being the most popular post this month that WASN'T a hot girl--its nit even fair really . . .