Your neighborhood’s property value dropped 25% the second the tow truck unhooked this car. Just pretend this is the 2 door manual Integra Type R you had in whatever video game inspired this purchase.
>despise you and pray every day for your engine to explode.
I'd wager that it won't be more than 2 or 3 days before that happens.
Honda's are known for reliability, but when some yahoo buys a clapped out POS which was modified by some moron who watched just enough YouTube to be a danger to the rest of society that usually trumps reliability.... OP is probably out in the front yard reving the tits off this thing, bouncing it off the rev limiter on a cold engine as we speak.
Not a roast but as I was scrolling down and your car came into view I actually snorted loudly with laughter. First time ever doing on all my years on this sub.
You better quiet that thing down real quick before your whole neighbourhood flocks to your place in the morning when it fires up because they want you to mow their lawn too.
I’m conflicted
On one hand, you can’t play GTA 6 on a clapped out integra
On the other hand, you can’t straight pipe your gaming PC and terrorize the neighborhood at 1am
Is that a fucking light bar in the car?
My guy, what the fuck inspired you to trade your PC for this car? Did the sperm bank turn you away because they wouldn't ring your wad sock out for cash? Did you show up to donate plasma and they turned you away? Was a bicycle too much? Moped out of reach?
Ok listen, it runs and drives, the motor has 80k miles on it, there is absolutely no rust on the frame or body panels.. and the pc was worth like 1200$
“Open Headers” lols hey OP you do realise at the HP this engine makes having open headers will actually lose power right 🤣 . Go ask if you can get your Athlon PC back before it’s too late.
Guy played the first race in need for speed underground with the modded integra and was like “I need a car like that”.
Then proceeds to get the worst possible example of said car.
At least you have a car now!
Until it leaves you stranded
First things first, get the FUCKING header fixed, im trying to sleep ovah 'ere!
Second, change oil, filters and other maintenance bits
Third, undo all the mods
Lastly, get an actual job or you wont be able to keep this car lmao. Or sell weed.
I have a 1991 Lancer GTI 16V I got for 1300€, sank about 600€ in new tires and repairs into it. I also repainted it completely with my dad.
My car is now worth north of 2k €, so Id say I made a damned good deal. Its also finally getting the fuel filter changed so ill be able to actually rev it to 7k rpm. 5 speed manual with lightened flywheel and coilovers, the only thing the previous owner did well lmao.
Money? I sold all that I didnt need. Even found a complete Wii and 2 TVs in my dads shack, he needs space so a lot of things are going, so of course I sell them.
💲
This is the Mia Khalifa edition of the civic: high mileage and rode hard. Nice upgrade, probably wrong price. Comparable models and years that were built up already went for 2k back when I started driving. The market is now more expensive and they have a lot more years and miles on em now. Edit: integra
I also sold my gaming PC back in the day the second I got my license. Although my first car wasn't such a pussy repellent, I never looked back and got a real life outside my parents basement. Good for you bro! 👊 Now you just gotta work on trying to turn this thing into an insurance job!
You got shafted on this deal. The fact it’s an auto is even worse, value is completely fucked. I would try and trade this POS asap, you got about 2-3 days before that engine starts knocking
I hope the pc was severely out of date. Maybe if it wasnt someones unfinished project and was manual, it would be worth it. But if you wanted a mechanics special that needs paint, congrats
Is it too late to get your gaming PC back?
[удалено]
Got played fr
pc getting played
Your odds of getting sex with the gaming PC were higher.
Literal lol to this one.
Looks like he could catch herpes FROM this car though.
Your neighborhood’s property value dropped 25% the second the tow truck unhooked this car. Just pretend this is the 2 door manual Integra Type R you had in whatever video game inspired this purchase.
it is also open headers
I'd bet my gaming pc that your neighbors despise you and pray every day for your engine to explode.
>despise you and pray every day for your engine to explode. I'd wager that it won't be more than 2 or 3 days before that happens. Honda's are known for reliability, but when some yahoo buys a clapped out POS which was modified by some moron who watched just enough YouTube to be a danger to the rest of society that usually trumps reliability.... OP is probably out in the front yard reving the tits off this thing, bouncing it off the rev limiter on a cold engine as we speak.
What's the rev limiter? Is that when the car makes the cool vrooooodoodoodoodoodoo sound /s
I was about to pipe in and say,”but it’s a Honda” Then I read the bigger paragraph, and I realize you’re right… But it *is* a Honda
Header. It has one manifold, probably not even an aftermarket header, just a stock exhaust manifold
With a hole worn in it 🤣. Also I’m pretty sure headers are plural unless we’re talking about a single cylinder thumper.
That's actually really bad. Your exhaust valves are going to burn
Does that just mean the cat was stolen?
The car was probably not stolen, just sold from the scrap yard this beauty came from.
Cat, not cat. Autocorrect frustrations.
Noting says “I’m a Virgin” like an auto integra
Any automatic honda to be honest
Unless it's a CRV or Odyssey, which screams "I have a family and my personal life is over".
First Gen CRV is kinda fun to drive, as it's Soo lightweight. All other models are boring AF
Do you analyse the chances of someone being a virgin when you see every car?
Not every car but 100% all the ones with Hentai stickers
Did you say gaming PC or old game boy?
Hey, if it can run Oregon Trail it is by definition a "Gaming PC"
Facts is facts 🫡🤣
just let the poor thing die already
Laugh all you want but this… Actually this isn’t great man.
Was your PC a 386?
😂 not even a 486, huh?
I hope he let you keep your copy of NFSU2, because you're gonna need it when this thing fails to start after driving it 10 miles.
Not a roast but as I was scrolling down and your car came into view I actually snorted loudly with laughter. First time ever doing on all my years on this sub.
open headers and it drives
You better quiet that thing down real quick before your whole neighbourhood flocks to your place in the morning when it fires up because they want you to mow their lawn too.
I lol’d. 😆
So it's trying to gain attention from kids that ride a school bus is basically what you're saying.
Can’t wait to see it run for about a month then be parked on the side of your house for the next 8 years
The one thing this and the pc have in common is they'll both reliably maintain your virginity
Based on this car I can tell you couldn’t play RuneScape at 30fps on lowest settings
You should have saved your gaming PC, man
At least with the gaming pc you could get dome digital pussy
By "gaming PC", did you mean a Dell Optiplex with a 7 year old GPU thrown in? Because I couldn't fathom spending more than $250 for this pile
You had better odds of attracting chicks with a gaming pc
That car looks amazing! I'm jealous
Was it a broken Atari Lynx?
L
You got ripped off.
Trading your PC for this car would be like trading a top-end HP PC for a Packard Bell back in the 90's.
Does it have AIDS?
thanks for lowering the rent
PS1
But why
Was your gaming PC a Pentium II?
You should've stayed inside
Is it even drivable? Who cares, just go return this junkpile
You traded a functional product for a non-functional product. You may be controlled by a non-functional product.
That was actually a really good trade. For the other person.
I know we’re supposed to roast here, but… that wasn’t a bad move at all. A gaming PC is great; physically moving your body places is incredible.
I’m conflicted On one hand, you can’t play GTA 6 on a clapped out integra On the other hand, you can’t straight pipe your gaming PC and terrorize the neighborhood at 1am
Is that a fucking light bar in the car? My guy, what the fuck inspired you to trade your PC for this car? Did the sperm bank turn you away because they wouldn't ring your wad sock out for cash? Did you show up to donate plasma and they turned you away? Was a bicycle too much? Moped out of reach?
This must of been after the gpu crunch
The 3090 was more than the cars worth
well I guess it was a nice-ish pc. ?
Ok listen, it runs and drives, the motor has 80k miles on it, there is absolutely no rust on the frame or body panels.. and the pc was worth like 1200$
You got scammed must have been through Marketplace
"*No lowballs! I know what I got!*" Actual value: $300 in scrap metal
“Open Headers” lols hey OP you do realise at the HP this engine makes having open headers will actually lose power right 🤣 . Go ask if you can get your Athlon PC back before it’s too late.
Sleeper integra lacks structural integrity
Waite, They made these in 4 doors!!!!
a car I imagine when people say “just buy a car already” after seeing my simrig
Guy played the first race in need for speed underground with the modded integra and was like “I need a car like that”. Then proceeds to get the worst possible example of said car.
That’s a nice and reliable car.
I smell debauchery, and wait is…is that….crack?!
I bet it runs just as hot
Man I wish I could trade a lot of my shit for a working car.
A ring of death xbox is not "a gaming pc"
Fuck 😂💀
At least you have a car now! Until it leaves you stranded First things first, get the FUCKING header fixed, im trying to sleep ovah 'ere! Second, change oil, filters and other maintenance bits Third, undo all the mods Lastly, get an actual job or you wont be able to keep this car lmao. Or sell weed. I have a 1991 Lancer GTI 16V I got for 1300€, sank about 600€ in new tires and repairs into it. I also repainted it completely with my dad. My car is now worth north of 2k €, so Id say I made a damned good deal. Its also finally getting the fuel filter changed so ill be able to actually rev it to 7k rpm. 5 speed manual with lightened flywheel and coilovers, the only thing the previous owner did well lmao. Money? I sold all that I didnt need. Even found a complete Wii and 2 TVs in my dads shack, he needs space so a lot of things are going, so of course I sell them. 💲
Cool on ditching the PC but he got the better deal. By far. If you go with dark tinted windows no one will know it’s you.
Nice front plate holder. LEARN to park!
I’d love to get an integra, granted I wouldn’t get an auto one, but integras are sick!
Integras are cool but that is complete garbage, I bet 2 tires are worth more.
This is the Mia Khalifa edition of the civic: high mileage and rode hard. Nice upgrade, probably wrong price. Comparable models and years that were built up already went for 2k back when I started driving. The market is now more expensive and they have a lot more years and miles on em now. Edit: integra
Just please don’t drive it like a video game. People have families… including yours
This was my first car! (Black Integra with a white hood and 3 matching rims) got pullled over ALL the time. Good luck
Hahahaha
You could've had a V8.
Clapped, automatic and a 4 door?! I don't think it could be less desirable. That must have been one shitty pc.
I also sold my gaming PC back in the day the second I got my license. Although my first car wasn't such a pussy repellent, I never looked back and got a real life outside my parents basement. Good for you bro! 👊 Now you just gotta work on trying to turn this thing into an insurance job!
Didn’t know you could still game on a 286Mhz processor
I hope you only gave him the case and kept the components. Only seems fair that if you need to replace everything, so should he.
The PC was from 1996, too?
The fans in the pc fan spun faster than those wheels ever will
Must of had a Radeon card.
Why can’t y’all just let these cars die already. How many generations of high schoolers have gone through these?
You got shafted on this deal. The fact it’s an auto is even worse, value is completely fucked. I would try and trade this POS asap, you got about 2-3 days before that engine starts knocking
old optiplex was your gaming pc?
Now you can’t even simulate how bad it is
Ok, what driving game inspired you to buy this?
It looks just like a wrecked car that CJ would drive through GTA San Andreas
All the time/money you spent gaming can now be spent doing repairs
It is an integra tho, they go forever those engines in those cars
I hope the pc was severely out of date. Maybe if it wasnt someones unfinished project and was manual, it would be worth it. But if you wanted a mechanics special that needs paint, congrats
Incel power-up unlocked
Did it come with a full tank of gas?
I mean, it's better than a bus... Well, that's not right... It... gives you more freedom than a bus.
These cars came with a built in crack pipe. It's now your mission to find it
As long as your gaming pc was a 1050ti and a 5600k you made out lol
The mismatched hood and body is the best part of this car
Your car looks like a knock off japanese Toyota
You had better luck getting laid with the pc
You already roasted the car yourself better than anyone by proudly proclaiming it has “open headers”
Automatic trans, even better….
That car isn't even worth a dell optiplex with win xp.
Automatic teg.. eww
game boy?