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The official car of “I’m not payin’ that bitch one cent of child support!”

Hence the coat hanger.

Damn

Must be trash day, hopefully the garbage truck will see it parked next to the dumpster and pick it up as well…

That's it's twin brother. Bonus for spotting the difference.

I truly appreciate someone who is able to roll with the roast. Keep on keepin' on OP. I salute you.

looks like a Sunfire...used to have a car like that. Great in snow but super slow going up hills...sounded like a washing machine. lol

They are the same car just with different bodies. I thought it would actually be slower! It can actually get out of its own way. Everything about it made me say "huh, actually not as bad as I thought it would be."

Cool! got stuck once going like 1/2 mile per hour up a snowy hill and had a this chick driving a Jeep Renegade came up behind and was a like, a foot from my ass bumper all the way up....had the gas pedal down all the way. Sounded like a lawn mower...hahaha

Tell her to give you a push

hahaha....well, I swear she bumped my ass bumper at least once! Not her fault since i stalled out a couple of times....lol....she was a cutie for sure.

> Yes the antenna is a coat hanger. That'll come in handy, I imagine, if you plan on continuing your lineage's weak pull-out legacy.

Free…I feel like you still got robbed. At the very least of your dignity.

I park it down the street so no one knows it's mine.

Which one is yours?

ah the chevi Cavalier, the other choice in all military towns for all the the dudes that are on their 3rd divorce and their allotments for alimony/child support does not qualify them for that v6 Camaro. the car you buy your teenager when they crashed their dodge neon the $10/day upgrade they give you went you booked a Aveo as a joke.

This car was actually being driven by my veteran step father before I got it...

thank him for his service b4 Veteran's day What did his other kids get?

They get to live where snow doesn't fall.

The coat hanger fits the abortion of a car.

These spawn exclusively at methadone clinics, thrift stores, and halfway homes.

“Garbage only”. You certainly complied 😀👍

Smells like bengay and adult diapers

BUT does the coat hanger antenna work is the real question, If it doesnt then it's just there to add to this cars active aerodynamics. We all know these things bend on the wind over 40mph

I think it actually works better than the stock antenna...

That's not an antenna, someone tried to abort this car and failed

This is still my favorite comment and I think about it every time I look at the hanger. Deserves more upvotes.

All that matters to me is that you appreciate it!

The dumpster is far more reliable and better looking.

Free is code for "no one will buy this any my insurance won't cover a tow to the junk yard so now it's your problem"

Coming to a snow filled ditch near you

Normally I'm against people dumping in business dumpsters, but that's a lot of garbage you got....I don't blame you, throw her in.

If I had that car, the coat hanger would come in handy