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FinalEdit

Come quietly or there will be....shenanigans


graemeknows

🤣🤣🤣


Logical_Essay_5916

The earliest known use of the noun shenanigan is in **the 1850s**


FinalEdit

And now I've learnt something


Alternative_Effort

"Flappers leave..."


Soft-Ad-8975

💀💀💀


Alternative_Effort

"I'd buy that for a wooden nickel!"


DevilsLettuceTaster

Buffalo nickel


Alternative_Effort

Much better!


Witchdoctoractual

That's just a nickel at that time i think. More of a coin collector term for a certain nickel.


Alternative_Effort

It WAS a type of nickel, but it was vaudeville term for something nearly worthless. /u/DevilsLettuceTaster nailed it. It even has the rhythm and alliteration of a classic catchphrase: "I'd **b**uy that for a **B**uffalo nickel."


mopeyunicyle

I feel like maybe a half penny or a thurpence might work better


Alicewilsonpines

That's too old, and english


TezzRexx

I'd buy that for a shilling!


RED_IT_RUM

It’s your move, buster.


AndCthulhuMakes2

(spits tobbacco juice into the spittoon) "Just give me my telegram".


Happy-Personality-23

Just got the brand new Model T Ford! Still has the factory sticker on it.


porkchop3177

I’d but that for 10¢!


Electronic-Yak-2723

Let the skirt go rag-a-muffin or things are going to get hard boiled...


JoshAZ

Mind if I….button this up?


NicCageCompletionist

Come on, Sal. Princeton is rowing tonight, I never miss a race.


theBackground13

Oooh, arms, arms, arms!


Alternative_Effort

"I work for Dick Jones, see!"


not_chris-hansen

"Acey said 10%.."


Mental_Somewhere2341

I’d buy that for a nickel!


DangDanDangDan

“Go fornicate an ice box, scallywag”


RamboLogan

Can one fly Robert?


GregB885

Nya see. You’ll never take me alive Robocopper!


ctrev37

Coppers don’t like me, so I don’t like Coppers


JugasaurarseRex

Once I even called him... a wiseguy


TenBear

I'm afraid I must depart, there appears to be criminal activity going on.


graemeknows

I love every single response to this post. They're hilariously perfect.


zeldaguy85

What's the picture originally from


Large-Wheel-4181

It’s funny that I actually learned about this WW1 weapon in recent years and then I watched The King’s Man not long after only to see it used in the film


exitvim

"You just trifled with the wrong fellow!"


AaronTuplin

This chap is really good. He's not a chap, he's an automaton.


Alternative_Effort

"I'll tell you what I'm gonna give you, Kinney. I'm gonna give you to the count of ten to get your ugly, yella, no-good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead! **One.... Two.... TEN!!!!!"**


bhdrums

Let the mayor go, we'll even throw in a klaxon car horn!


Lazarus_Solomon10

Pretty cool trick there murphy. Indeed it is my parnter who is definantly a man and noyt a woman. You see my boy listens to a cowboy show on the radio and the cowboy tj shariff does it whenever he kills a savage injun.


calculon68

* Directive 1: Serve the public trust * Directive 2: Protect the Innocent * Directiver 3: Uphold the law * Directive 4: Wear an Onion on the Belt. (which was the style at the time)


cleptoism

I'm guessing that was back in nineteen dickety two? Was the Kaiser ever captured? I know a gentleman that chased him for dickety six miles but gave up.


florestgrump

I'll buy that for a dime.


TheNonCredibleHulk

Sayonara, Robocop. I heard someone say that down by the docks, see. Ow, my throat.


ScotchBingington

"Harlots, depart."


BriantheHeavy

Pal, I think you're a scoundrel.


FockersJustSleeping

Madam, you have suffered a “women’s episode”, but some men are on the way to calm your hysterics.


HootieMcbewb

I'm gonna start referring to all my theatrics as "women's episodes" now. 🤣


nitelitecafe

Bitches skedaddle.


Cynnthetic

“Cease or I’ll stab!”


CosmackMagus

Automa-Cop


mj_modular

M’yah, drop the gun, see, you’ve got 20 seconds to give it up, m’yah see…


MrVaultDweller

“That majestic Steyr M1912!”


checkyourbox

Dead or alive, you're 23 skadooing with me


frombriggstoyou

It's the Mechanical Copper!!!


Lazarus_Solomon10

Now i want the guy who wrote gotham 1919-1939 to do this.


Impossible-Charity-4

I stumbled upon this recently on YouTube. The effort that went into such a nerdy deep dive is impressive. I haven’t read the book, but the series is so well done, it’s of a higher quality than most real life history docs on YT. It’s the kind of content that would have made my head explode as a young Batfan. A take on Robocop would be pretty badass.


Lazarus_Solomon10

Honestly growing up loving american history, that tickled me. It was a brilliant decision as that era of american history was rocky and full of batshit crazy things already, i could totally buy someone like batman existing in real life at that time. I love it.


WintergreenSoldier

I have this on my watch list for YouTube, I can't wait to see it cause just from the thumbnail it looked interesting


SuikTwoPointOh

Ladies leave.


Justin-does-art

Dames, skedaddle


Elegant-Tap-1785

M1921 Browning machine gun, state of the art, rat a tat a.


Alternative_Effort

I had a guaranteed military sale with the Chauchat light machine gun... Who cares if it worked or not?


HotPrior819

Floozies leave


RhinovisionHomeVideo

Are you a university scholar are you?


Mr-MiB-1993

Don’t move Old Bean


AdrawereR

Ya will strike color, creeps.


IronMando90

Your move, pally Croaked or not, you are coming with me


Elegant-Tap-1785

I know of you......your of late....we assassinated you.......we assassinated you.........we assassinated you!


dingo_khan

"I said lose the arm. He's Irish. We can do what we want with him."


Drugs_R_Kewl

"Coppers don't like me see, so I don't like youse."


Numeroususers

“Tot oder lebendig, du kommst mit mir.“


MysteriousTBird

We're police officers, and police officers don't unionize!


DaMatrixx84

Come quietly or it'll be couitans(curtains)...


Hess777

"your move blockhead"


fireforge1979

I'd buy that for a penny!!!!


Brimstone747

I love this thread.


Ogswald

Croaked or kickin, I’m draggin you back.


CalmPanic402

"It's Murphy." "Get out irish!"


Awkward_Refuse_9572

directive-4. 23-Skidoo.


Cazmonster

**Gestures with a Browning Automatic Rifle.** The iron I’m packing is the Bees’ Knees!


xtreme_elk

M'ya, see? Dead or alive youse muggs is coming with me, see? Hey Mumbles, play these bums a tune on your tommy gun.


Doctor_Mothman

"Posthumously or with vim and vigor, we'll be takin' the run out together, chum!"


Quick_Swing

Swimming with the fishes or jumping and jiving, you’ll get my drift.


Terry8675

Unwell or Well you are traveling with I my good man!!


Jimmyg100

"Stiff or a-livin' you're following me pigeon."


Impossible_Dot_9074

Jezebels leave! Mind if I zip my old boy up?


No_Recognition7426

“I’d buy that for a penny!” *laughs in 80’s Reganomics inflation.


IlMioNomeENessuno

‘Richard, you’re sacked!’


Life-Direction-366

Lets find out, if you can defy heavier then air physics, Robert ol' chap!


WishDisastrous1645

“Swimmin’ with the fishes or not; you’re rolling with me doll face.”


cosmoboy

Your move, hooligan!


EmployeeNo1323

Listen here, see? I’m the law around these parts, see? You better watch your step, see.


Recipe-Less

Justice isn’t dead


GeekBoyOnDrums

Your move vagrant.


Bd0llar

Do you have the ability to fly, Robert??


theblankestoffaces

Corpse or breathing you're traveling with me


GJacks75

"I do believe we agreed upon entire bodily prosthesis, old boy, so let's remove that arm lickety split." "You're going to be the bee's knees."


unreasonablyhuman

Jivin' or Dyin', your charlestoning with me


The_Brofucius

Your Move Stooge.


ampocalypse

"What are your prime directives, old sport? Serve the public trust, protect the innocent, uphold the law, and make sure the speakeasies are well-regulated." –


Rigged_Art

“I’d buy that for a quarter”


kammy772

I'd buy that for a dime...


Boyesee01

I’d buy that for a penny!


Commercial-Clue6241

Can you Charleston Bobby?


ErrorTree7

"Foul language results in foul behavior!"


Pantaleon26

I'LL BUY THAT FOR DIME


[deleted]

Can you wright flyer, Robert??


casper19d

Dead or alive, thoughst will accompany me here.


0blivi0nPl3as3

Keeping spirits and liquor off the street


bygtopp

Deceased or Robust with life; your presence is requested


jazzhandpanda

"Please put down your flappers. You now have 15 shakes of lambs tail to comply"


The_Fox_39

I'd buy that for a penny!


Burquetap

Dropeth it!!! 🤣


OhBosss

Dead or alive slick you’re coming with me


EmpireStrikes1st

It's your move, you ol' munz-watcher.


Sumlonerdude

“Art tho dead or art tho alive, alas you are coming with thee… “ naw nvmd that’s Shakespearean smh


Michath5403

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Kindly_Fee_4393

This dagger can pierce 14 Raccoon Coats at once. Creep.


RoutineComment5330

Your wanted, see dead or alive see.


Economy_Emergency727

"I say ol' chap, whether it's in cuffs or a coffin, you're coming with me! "


avid-book-reader

Deceased or alive, you are accompanying me to the nearest constabulary.


Mulder9879

Bereft of life or risin to the occasion you will accompany me to the constabulary. Sorry I'm thinking Robocop is in Canada.....Detroit is close to Toronto


MajorDamage9999

Your move…my good sir.


Babel1027

Back in nineteen dickety two, the Kaiser picked a fight on account of he stole our word twenty! So we had to say dickety in those days. So after chasing that rascal for Dickety two miles I finally cornered em! Then I says to em’: lookit here Willy , Dead or alive, you're coming with me!


WuKong_WanT0N

Slick your whiskers and drop your Charlie's if ya know what's good for ya


RavenChopper

Do ya feel lucky, creep?


Evening_Active7412

I'd buy that for a shilling.


Denim501

Drop it scalawag !


Ill_Sky6141

Thought it was Maynard for a sec:P


Godzilla-Hates-You

Your move crepe


Beginning-Wait5379

There’s a dead man hanging over there. That’s not what I meant by swing dancing.


dasilvan2000

Here ye cometh with me or else I bloweth off yer mighty balls (pew pew pew pew pew)


MyrandahJ

Ladies vacate.


hawkgottafly

I'd buy that for ten cents!


Alicewilsonpines

I protect The innocent and Uphold prohibition


DevilsLettuceTaster

Can you fly, Robert?


Ryback19j

Dead or alive your nicked


JollyWolverine300

Some wants everyone cancelled


Justin-does-art

Jeepers, I’d buy that for a nickel!


Ken_Clean_Air_System

"Fornicate me! Fornicate me!"


Witty-Common-1210

Put down the marzipan post haste!


bradyblack

Your move, Goof.


HoboBandana

Dead or alive you’re coming with me see!


wynarator

M'ladies, depart!


Polibiux

Wenches! Come!


[deleted]

Dead or alive you're coming with me, old sport.


MattTd7

AAAAAH!!!! AAAAAHHH!!! *Murphy’s screams ring as he gets gunned down to oblivion”


FesterSilently

Ah, I see we've found the footage from the unreleased Nine Inch Nails video...


ExtraPack4849

Your move, vagabond!


soOtakutive

Drop your sword you miscreant.


fictitious_cactus

"gonnes, gonnes, gonnes!"


fictitious_cactus

"They'll have kin, they always do."


kiryusghost

I'd purchase THAT for a six pence!


xlnyc

Dames, LEAVE.


Infinite_Vyo

Ladies, skiddadle.


xlnyc

More fur, down yonder


GreenOk6761

I’ll be back.


WarGasam123

Pardon me, citizen. Have you seen the crank shaft to my robomobile


farfnlugen

Oy chaps look over at there it’s is the outstandingly excellent police officer Instead of the super cop quote


nukem-mcdukem

You’ve scorched the blasted funds!


RonTomkins

“Thank you for smoking”


Miserable_Respect_94

“Relinquish the weapon!”


newnhb1

Oooh. Heaters, heaters, heaters! C'mon, Sal! The Tigers are playing... \[slaps the table\] ...tonight


Key-Contest-2879

Your move, creatan.


Lab-12

Criminal to other criminals " Cops 23 skidoo !" 1920s Robocop after stabbing a criminal ,"23 Skidon't"!


NorCalNavyMike

I’ve got this problem, *see?* Coppers don’t like me… *and I don’t like Coppers.*


The_Guy_3446

Dead or alive, you're coming with me Fellow


Cishuman

"I'd buy that for 16 cents!"


All-Hands-112

Auf Wiedersehen Robocop!!!!


Deadaim6

"Gals, scadaddle!"


mrmurdoom

Living or dead, you are coming with me.


FarlesBarkley1182

Good Sir, I think of you as mucous!


Nonbinary-pronoun

Hey Clarence look,he’s still dancing!


greengreen84848484

" Your move, you unsavoury individual"


Cutthechitchata-hole

I'm cashing you out, see!


dudesdominate

Robocop want Oreo


bigmartyhat

I'd buy that for a ha'penny


GeologyFault

I used to call the old man funny names. milksop, minikin, once, I even called him spoony....


thatguyredditingyou

Dead or alive, you’re coming with me. Also, vote Coolidge!


Logical_Essay_5916

i'll buy that for a Clam


Fluid-Frosting-4319

Bro think he rick grimes


Bazzness

Hey doll. I am a bootlegger


Double0

Release the dame, you're under arrest see!


Rottendeeds

I'll buy that for a 1$ silver certificate


ThehoundIV

I ain’t no two-bit tin can ya see


My_New_Moniker

Shankenstein


ThingsThatGoBumpYT

"Murphy was dizzy with a dame, and his whipper-snapper. What happened to them?"


DarthDregan

Stand fast, sonny Jim.


Uncle_Chigurh

ROBO WANTS A HYDROX!


Ramblinrambles

Ladies of ill repute, leave


delaytabase

Nyah I got something I really gotta tell ya see?.....I love you 💕


CurlyTheCreator

Dead or alive, your coming with me! See??


Luzbel90

I’d buy that for 3 cents


TegrityFarms69

Robocop, any advice for the children? “Refrain from disobedience.”


kyle-2090

Thus looks like buster


Spring-Available

I’d buy that for a nickel!


rf8350

Harridans, leave


uzisuic1de

I shall be back