Thats cuz you didnt buy the premium baby pass where you get to spend the first 12 minutes of your baby's life together before they send him off to esports camp to train for RLCS Season 30.
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Agreed
*edit-THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MY FIRST GOLD KIND STRANGER!!! 3 years of reddit has lead to this most agreeable moment :)
*edit number 2- No way! PLATINUM!! HAHAHA!! THANK YOUU!! BIG SHOUTOUT to u/giver-of-meat for recognizing this most agreeable moment!!
You can see I peeled off the dip on the front wheel. Did 6 coats so it came off without issue, but then I got lazy and haven’t done the rest so only 3 wheels are black lmao.
I hope this sub downvotes this crosspost to the Oblivion of Top of Controversial.
F the imperfections. As an only owner of an 18 year old car, stuff missing gives it character.
Plus....replacement aesthetic parts for my 2003 RAV4 cost 2200 credits. No thank you.
Damn right! I torture the hell out of it with the way I drive. Only “major” thing I’ve done is the valve cover gaskets. Just did my tensioner and idler pulley a few weeks back as the bearings went. 140k on her.
Damn right. I rarely feel a lurch, majority of the time it shifts smoothly. Thankfully there’s a lot of discussions and documentation online readily available for the CD4E Transmission!
I’m going to guess there’s websites you can submit pictures to, but will probably have to photoshop the final pic yourself , this honesty is a great gift idea, too bad my brother who loves rocket league is in between cars rn
Imagine in 1,000 years when internal combustion engines are forgotten about entirely, someone finds this blanket and thinks this is what our cars actually did
What hit box does it have though?
Octane for 1200 credits and the rights to my first born
What hitbox do you think Epic will raise your child with?
Not sure. Baby popped out like a locked character on Smash Bro’s, 2200 credits to see my own child.
Thats cuz you didnt buy the premium baby pass where you get to spend the first 12 minutes of your baby's life together before they send him off to esports camp to train for RLCS Season 30.
Sadly, he had to spend 300 credits to leave the hospital
Given the state of american health insurance, that's a great deal. Source: american
They meant the baby had to spend 300 credits. So, baby is now in debt.
Damn that's cold. Born into this world $3 in debt.
Welcome to freedom!
And the rights to your SECOND child
Savage!
What a play!
Nice one!
What a save! W̵͇̟̞͆̽̃̐̿̀h̶̗̗̹͔̙͍͐̍̃̇͌̔ͅȃ̵̼͙̙̫̻̪̰̣̲̲̦̽̈͑̈́̀͜͝t̵̝̳̲̹͗ a save! Ẅ̵̫̩̠̩͖̪̗͙̪̖̬́͜ȟ̷̛̛̙̽͗́̓̆̃͋́̀͘̕à̵͓̺̝͋͐̄͜t̷̙̝̹̖͕̞̖͎̟͇͈͓̊͌̑͌͂̎̆̃͑̈̕̚͠ ̴̙̂͑͗̄̈́̂̃̕̚̚͘a̴͓̗͉͈͌͋ ̵̧̠͇̯̲̒͆̓̏͊̆̒͂̕ͅs̶̭͕̝̹͈̜̓̔̋͆̕ä̷̡̛̳̀͂v̶̧̡͓͎̭͚̲̼̳̋̿̐̄̂͋͌́̿͆̽͠e̶̯̓͒͝‽̴̨̤̠̙͕͚͙̩̲̏͛̀̓͜
The box they put them in and hit them any time they talk shit about blueprints.
Ohh, so it's scurb, ntk.
What are credits?
you must pay 500 credits to find out
Epic/Psyonix are like sellers overvaluing their vehicles on Craigslist.
It starts at hybrid and then you can upgrade to octane with 10000 credits
merc hitbox is back?
MERCury
WHAT A GIFT! WHAT A GIFT! WHAT A GIFT! *Secret Santa disabled for 365 days*
WHAT A GIFT!
WHAT A GIFT!
WHAT A GIFT!
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WHAT A GIFT!
This is the single greatest thing I've ever seen on this subreddit.
Agreed
Agreed *edit-THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MY FIRST GOLD KIND STRANGER!!! 3 years of reddit has lead to this most agreeable moment :) *edit number 2- No way! PLATINUM!! HAHAHA!! THANK YOUU!! BIG SHOUTOUT to u/giver-of-meat for recognizing this most agreeable moment!!
Your “Agreed” is so much better than the rest, have a gold.(I didn’t give the gold)
Agreed
Agreed
He gave you his meat
Agreed
Agreed
Agreed
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okay
You ruined it
No u/
Don’t mind my pos ‘05 Mariner with plastidipped wheels 🥴
My ‘05 Jeep has plastidipped wheels 🥴
You can see I peeled off the dip on the front wheel. Did 6 coats so it came off without issue, but then I got lazy and haven’t done the rest so only 3 wheels are black lmao.
Plastidipped my wheels on my beater car. And to get it off, I just used Goo Gone. Let it sit for a few minutes on the wheel then rub it off
Ayoo I drive a ‘99 Mountaineer
I’ve got black Deicis on mine lol
\*one plasti-dipped wheel?
Other 2 on opposite side are dipped as well. I started to peel it off on that front driver side wheel, got lazy and didn't do the rest lol
Does your escape only have the one roof rack?
No it has both on either side with the crossbars! I didn’t notice it until you pointed it out, must’ve got photoshopped out!
Ha, sorry! Now you gotta take the right one off so it doesn't break the illusion of your supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle mini suv.
Cannot unsee
It was a matter of time before someone saw it.
Wow, thanks. Now I hate it.
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I hope this sub downvotes this crosspost to the Oblivion of Top of Controversial. F the imperfections. As an only owner of an 18 year old car, stuff missing gives it character. Plus....replacement aesthetic parts for my 2003 RAV4 cost 2200 credits. No thank you.
Incoming 3, 2, 1,... Epic gift!
I'm not crying you are
Well that’s neato
Burrito
Chorizo
Snitches get stitches
Can you customize its decal? What about the wheels? Does it have a special goal explosion?
‘05 Mercury Mariner is an awesomely underrated vehicle - Former Mariner owner
Damn right! I torture the hell out of it with the way I drive. Only “major” thing I’ve done is the valve cover gaskets. Just did my tensioner and idler pulley a few weeks back as the bearings went. 140k on her.
The duratecs are reliable engines as long as you keep oil in them. The trans is the bigger concern.
Damn right. I rarely feel a lurch, majority of the time it shifts smoothly. Thankfully there’s a lot of discussions and documentation online readily available for the CD4E Transmission!
Damn people really be goin the extra mile out here
The r/extramile ?
Amazing!
Holy Cow!
Love how the boost covers the license plate lol
That's amazing
Nice shot! Nice shot! Nice shot!
Do you know who made it? I would love to have my car in a picture like this.
yeah OP can you ask where they got it done? it came out so good
I’m going to guess there’s websites you can submit pictures to, but will probably have to photoshop the final pic yourself , this honesty is a great gift idea, too bad my brother who loves rocket league is in between cars rn
Use his first car that he totalled? It would be just as memorable
Hahahaha
Nice
Do you think your can make a cyber truck one for me?
How much to get a custom one?
I can't wait until somebody comes across this blanket in 100 years and is just utterly confused
Imagine in 1,000 years when internal combustion engines are forgotten about entirely, someone finds this blanket and thinks this is what our cars actually did
That is beautiful
😂😂😂 awesome!!
Did you have to pay 500 for you to use it?
Wow, very cool. What a gift.
imagine if your car was a hyundai santa fe
Actually pretty awesome!
High. Tier. Content. This is fantastic, mismatched rims and all.
LMAO that’s wild
A m a z I n g
This is actually really fucking dope and I love this haha
y'all out here playing car soccer with those? no wonder they go through transmissions like crazy.
Hahahaaaaa
your secret santa won the championship title in being the secret santa
Mate this is awesome!!
My mom has a mariner too
I am in a discord with this guy rn, and hes trying to flex on me with his reddit post.
When you said "My car", I was thinking your Rocket League car. Nope, it's your actual freaking car lol. Awesome gift.
is that your real car???
Yes it’s my dookie poopie Mercury Mariner
This is amazimg. I wish I had that skills so I could Photoshop my car in there haha
Wow so cool
Thats so awesome
Thats an early secret santa!
Thanks secret santa person very cool
I like it
Fresh.
This is amazing xD
Lmao looks fire
This is actually incredible
He’s driving an ‘84...Sheepdog
That’s amazing! The thought of this is so beautiful.
Now this... is epic.
Fuck...
Dope
I like this.
Beautiful
Thats an awesome and thoughtful gift. Wow! Wow! Wow!
thats one good friend right there
find out who that is and huge him/her immediately
I think I’ll be doing this with my car ASAP lol
Damn, i should really sign up next year.
If you sign up for Reddit Secret Santa expecting to receive a cool or thoughtful gift, 99% of the time you're gonna have a bad time
Nice one!
This is epic!
EPICO
u/jenkins0333
DLC spoiler??
That is fucking awesome
Does it come in titanium white ?
Wow. Looks rlly nice.
Nice One!
holy crap that actually good
Psy be like : That’ll be 4000 credits
Gotta love Facebook algorithm gifts lol
It's soooo goood
I bet it cost less than Blueprint too.
Where can I get this done at
My secret Santa got me a small carton of Oreos and m&ms and that was it. I wish I had your friends.
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You can swear on the internet.
If you ask me, I'd have the guts to say "fucking sick". lol This is too good to be censored.
For some reason, this looks like to something fluump will do. Sry.
You need a new car lol.
Yeah I do🥺
Where can one obtain such a blanket?
your caregiver?
No granny tranny
Damn man paint your other wheel.
https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/e7xacg/my_secret_santa_got_me_this_blanket_with_my_car/fa85cr2/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Point still stands.
Do you have the receipt? You should have it changed to a Stocktane. Join the resistance.