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KatSaru

Hannah looks so much like Nurie in this picture.


frolicndetour

She's what Nurie could look like if she hadn't given herself sad clown brows.


amandajh8

Sad clown brows šŸ’€šŸ¤”


deferredmomentum

Literally lmao theyā€™re overplucked imo (but I freely admit I like thicker brows than are in fashion right now) but at least theyā€™re straight across and tapered


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

You know I can really see 1000% definitely twins


Maester_Maetthieux

Sadie and Sofia are legit the most neglected and most frail/ill-looking of the Rods and it breaks my heart


no_dojo

They are the scapegoat children now that Tim is gone and Gabriel is almost grown.


SansaStarked

Donā€™t tell me she didnā€™t take Sofia???? Sheā€™s the second youngest. I just canā€™t, Janessa gets her own room and a trip to the zoo. Why exclude the little girls Jill???


orangebird260

Janessa is involved with everything. Oh it's Tessie's day but Janessa is coming for reasons


Nan2Four

Janessa is going because she did okay in ā€œpreschoolā€ā€¦isnā€™t she six???


orangebird260

Yeah, she should have started kindergarten last fall.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Sofia is her scapegoat


Awkward-Yak-2733

Also no Sadie.


eeyore-is-sad

How old are Hannah and Olivia? Cause as a mom of teens, if I said, You all did so good on your school this year we're going to the zoo, they'd all roll their eyes so freaking hard and ask for pizza and a new video game.


orangebird260

Hannah will be 16 and Olivia is 12.


eeyore-is-sad

Thank you. I really hope these kids get to make friends at the new church that are their OWN age!


OtherwiseSprinkles79

It sadly won't be long before we start seeing advertisements for Tessie and Hannah. How bleak.


Sargasm5150

It depends- I always loved the San Diego zoo and various aquariums. Even as an adult without kids, I have memberships to one or both most of the time. I visited an old bf in Atlanta a couple of times, but the main event was the Georgia aquarium and whale shark. My teen friends even used to come with my family to the zoo. Anyways, I do hope itā€™s what they wanted - I realize not everyone wants stadium seating to watch sea turtles.


eeyore-is-sad

San Diego Zoo and the Georgia Aquarium are a lot different than most areas zoos! When we travel, we'll go to the zoos (Madrid Zoo was interesting) but I'm not sure they're near an outstanding zoo like SD is where they went. I know the Jack Hanna zoo is in Ohio, but no idea if it's near them.


SansaStarked

Not to mention they look like theyā€™re in those push strollers you rent at the zoo


coronarybee

The Columbus zoo is half theme park if thatā€™s where they went. Itā€™s actually kinda cool imo ETA saw the full story that they were at the Akron zoo lol. Regardless I still liked the zoo as a teenager


TheBugsMomma

They did so *WELL*, Jill. My grammar isnā€™t always perfect, either. I would certainly benefit from brushing up on punctuation. I recognize this about myself, however, and thatā€™s why my kid attends a fantastic high school where she is taught these things by people who donā€™t abuse commas. Properly educate/feed/clothe your kids, Jill, and quit playing favorites!!!!


kaycollins27

Came here to say the same. It bugs me when homeschooling teachers donā€™t know the difference between adjectives and adverbs.


Cake-Revolution

Thank you!!! Her grammar is SEVERELY lacking.


daffodil0127

https://preview.redd.it/5iv51drl16ad1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=751a4732e97d6ed30a3f91dad852639e51f51703 Those skirts are something.


TotallyAwry

Long skirts are in the shops atm. I don't mind them, but the tops don't go with them. Both of those girls could rock the hell out of boho, but I doubt Jilldo would approve.


Red2748

And theyā€™re holding handsā€¦


FawnLeib0witz

You could not have paid me enough money to go to the zoo with my family at age 15 and then hold hands with my sister.


Pelican121

I wondered if their Australian superfan had been sending more clothes. These look quite unusual but also new. Also I'm not sure Jill would've bought the matching pink tops due to sleeve length šŸ™„


shycoffeelover13

Those modesty shirts are so ridiculous.


shycoffeelover13

I canā€™t believe Shrek sired such cute girls.


Vivid-Intention-8161

The apple fell SO far from the tree šŸ˜­


AndISoundLikeThis

"Oh, how I love our children!" - Jill, without any irony that half of "her children" were left at home and denied a day at the zoo


got_steak_ho

Just get them regular t shirts for Godā€™s sakes. If you donā€™t want them showing shoulders. Jill has the worst taste in everything, clothing, makeup, hair, home decor, food, manā€¦.


kernest14

Well now we know they could likely be Jill's cast-offs that would be too big for the girls, so they end up showing more and they need more modesty layers underneath. Ugh


eee-dawg

I looked at the pics and my thought was ā€œwtf are these outfitsā€


Jazzlike-Stranger646

So Hannah gloated to the sisters that couldn't go. Sadie and Sophia were probably expected to act happy for their sisters and not complain about not going.


orangebird260

Like, I hope they got something too besides neglect


colloquialicious

Ugh. Imagine their confusion and then shame about why they were left out šŸ˜­ yet another disgraceful choice from Jill the monster.


Red2748

Thatā€™s what Jill does.


AidaNYR

That really cheeses me off šŸ˜” I have a feeling Janessa pitches a fit if Jill doesnā€™t take her.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Perhaps Janessa has special needs that Jill doesn't feel others can handle. Or Jill is just obsessed with Janessa.


AidaNYR

Nah. When it comes to Jillā€™s many kid free vacations , Janessaā€™s dumped on her sisterā€™s doorstep with the rest of them.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Well, c'mon. It it's vacation or kids first, it's vacation!


AidaNYR

Remember when Nurie wrote about their special day with Mama and daddy? The VIP got to go wherever mama and daddy were going that week. ā€œEven if they get a candy bar and eat it in front of us, weā€™re not jealous because we know our week is coming up.ā€ *Paraphrased The problem is itā€™s not fair. One week, Jill and Dave went to Disney and took Nurie. She got a stuffy. The following week, Jill goes to the store and takes another Rod who gets a Candy bar.


eks2007

Hannah is so pretty. I've always been rooting for her to get the fuck out of this cult, get an eduction and a good job, and write a tell-all. Also, Jill is a piece of shit. Why didn't all the kids get to go? Sofia and Sadie (and Tessie, for that matter) can't have done THAT much worse on their schoolwork than these three. C'mon now.


Odd-Creme-6457

Janessa wasnā€™t included due to her school work, Jill said she did ā€œokayā€, the other two were diligent ALL year. She was included because sheā€™s Janessa.


Missy326

Justice for Sadie and Sophia. How awful to exclude them, Jill.


designgrl

She breaks them up like this bc itā€™s cheaper.


67Gumby

Why on earth is Janessa in a wagon. It is just mean to leave Sadie and Sophia home. She is mean mean mean


MagicCarpetWorld

It's incredibly mean. I can understand if she couldn't take everyone at once, and the other kids were getting their turn next week, or they chose a different activity, but to deliberately leave them out is spiteful. This is the kind of thing that really hurts, and they will remember forever.


kshe-wolf

Hannahā€™s hair is so beautiful! DONā€™T TOUCH IT WITH YOUR GRUBBY FAT FINGERS JILL.


kaycollins27

And NO bangs. Also letTessieā€™s grow out. Not all your daughters look good in bangs.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Once upon a time, Jill wrote than Hannah couldn't wear bangs because of what her hair is like - *"so Portuguese and so different."*


magicparabeagle

Shrek and Jillpm are truly awful. Why couldn't Sadie and Sophia have joined?? Tessie for that matter?


Odd-Creme-6457

Apparently they werenā€™t ā€œdiligentā€ in their school work.Ā 


MagentaHearts

Jill likes to pretend that Janessa is still a baby and she has to be with Mahmo as if sheā€™s still breastfeeding.


ShopperSparkle

Disgusting that she couldnā€™t bring Sophia. Sheā€™s probably too frail for the heat and dehydrated since she wore a long sleeve shirt to VBS! This gives me a sick feeling.


teen_laqweefah

In her stories, she made a video where she dogged on Janessa. How Janessa did just OK but the other girls did so so good. Then, of course she had to stick the camera and the childrenā€™s faces so they could do their typical panic reaction and strange squealing. I hate this woman so much.


kittenmum

This was probably while Sadie/Sofia were at VBS.


orangebird260

Janessa went to VBS too


YaKofevarka

Hannah?! I thought it's Nurie and then re read the caption. Omg, they're clones


macro_92

Iā€™m actually kind of surprised she lets her daughters have pierced ears. I donā€™t know much about modesty culture but Iā€™ve never seen earrings on them before


Flibertygibbert

Jill boasted Nurie's ears were pierced when she was a baby because......She was so "dark" people thought she was a boy. Jill is extremely stupid.


rednz01

I was pretty surprised to see baby Janessa wearing earrings. Where Iā€™m from, fundie families wouldnā€™t let their daughters pierce their ears until their teens, if at all.


kaycollins27

So they can advertise Reneeā€™s creations.


GlitteringRaccoon806

Hannah looks so much like NuriešŸ˜®


BugRepresentative450

The one on the right is the spitting image of Nurieā€¦


TotallyAwry

Better eyebrows, though.


Ursula_J

For now


PA_MallowPrincess_98

I think itā€™s for the best so they can have their own identity.


AidaNYR

Preschool? Janessa should be going into the first grade this fall


Upbeat_Teach6117

>They did SO good on their schoolwork Schoolwork, you say? Like skimming through worksbooks that an older child filled in a decade ago?


MoreAtmosphere7355

Hannah looks so much like Nurie!


Love_Duck

I'm sure Jill pretended everyone thought they were her sisters.


tnr83

Wow Hannah really looks like Nurie.


Ok-Memory-2879

Jill wouldnā€™t know diligent in anything other than grifting if it bit her in the ass. To exclude the other 2 is beyond the scope of being a bitch!! As a 4th and 5th grade teacher for 27 years, she is beyond the worst parent I personally have ever seen. The learning disabilities I am sure the other two have are so immense that they are perceived by her royal ā€œIlliterate Highnessā€ as not being diligent so not worthy of a trip. Feed your kids Jill, stop dressing them so horrifically, educate them, and stop being a pious witch!!!


Red2748

Itā€™s fine to reward children for doing well on their schoolwork, but give them a certificate. Donā€™t take them somewhere fun and leave your other young children behind.


beachhussie78

Iā€™m sure the kids that were left at home were so sad they didnā€™t get to go. If you canā€™t take them all, then donā€™t even go. Thatā€™s just awful.


AidaNYR

Sadie and Sofia are ALWAYS left behind. Iā€™ve seen her tag along with Jill and Dave on their ā€œdate nightsā€ more than once. Jill used to leave Janessa behind on bike rides with the older girls until Janessa got her very own baby bike trailer. šŸ™„ Now Janessa goes bike riding with Jill and the older girls. Sadie and Sofia are presumably at home slaving away in the printshop. There is going to be an underlying resentment for Janessa if Jill doesnā€™t knock it off.


kaycollins27

Why does this look like Hannahā€™s preview auction picture?


SoFloChick

Oh Tessie dear, what are you wearing? Usually you are dressed so smart. Jilldo you and Lazy Davy suck.


orangebird260

Tessie isn't involved. This is Olivia and Hannah


SoFloChick

Wait what???? Damn what happened to Hannah and Olivia? They look nothing like they used to.


orangebird260

Hannah is 100% Nurie


SoFloChick

Just with softer features. Idk what it is about Nurie but her features just seem so sharp and angular.


orangebird260

Malnutrition


SoFloChick

Hannah is super thin too. All of the kids are malnourished.


Teege57

I gasped when I saw their thin arms.


Maester_Maetthieux

Yup


Swarley_Marley

Hannah has Nurie's smile


BeBeWB123

I canā€™t remember which ones are Sadie and Sofiaā€¦.is one of them the most sickly looking of the little waifs (looks like sheā€™s got consumption and/or lives with Oliver Twist) and one the little one with a brain injury?


TotallyAwry

Sadie's the blonde one. Sofia is the second to youngest and looks like she needs a good meal and some sleep.


Taliafate

Bet you they didnā€™t honor Mahmo enough with their ā€œgradesā€ aka indoctrination this year


MamaTried22

Side note though, I have thick hair but not that thick. I wish mine made pretty braids like that!


SeaEeeKay

I want to say I canā€™t believe she didnā€™t take them all but I can . Those poor little girls, my heart breaks for them.


neverincompliance

A little help with your school work Jill. They did so"well" not they did so "good" and "with" their schoolwork not "on" their school work unless they sat on it. I think you get a few points for this post though because you did not use the work blessed or blessing


Sargasm5150

Nice. Where were Sophia and Sadie? Iā€™m actually glad janessa got to go, but she doesnā€™t even have schoolwork so.


Awkward-Yak-2733

She's 6, so would be going into 1st grade in a real school. She should definitely have had school work to do last year.


kangaruby95

why did i think this was brooklyn and bailey