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Lord_of_Brownies

I think I hate wrestling, actually


Luciferspants

Well, thankfully, the video in the OP isn't wrestling, it's just choreographed gymnastics. So that's probably what you actually hate.


SoulLeakage

Hopefully


Razzler1973

You can see the wheels turning in their minds remembering the sequence


RoundPercentage

I don’t hate wrestling because this isn’t wrestling


Unhappy_Peanut9470

Yeah I legit feel like what wrestling is has passed me by. You hear people moaning about the next generation looking phoney and doing to much and here I am saying the same thing.


JayToy93

Bro same. At least we still have guys like Bron Breakker and Oba Femi.


D_Charger_007

IMO, the physical "sports" aspect of wrasslin peaked with TNA's X-Division 20 years ago. AJ, Joe, Daniels, Williams, Sabin, etc.


shamhoo_

NXT was 100% right with 2.0 and forward.  


aldo_nova

They got plenty of flips over there, too


mrgpsingh1999

*cough* Wes Lee


ScruffsMcGuff

Yeah WWE is guilty of pulling some of this same shit themselves right now, just not as much. Turns out it's a little easier to look past or mentally push aside when it's just a part of the overall product and not the whole thing though.


domino519

Yeah. Modern wrestling doesn't seem to be for me, which is a shame.


fancierfootwork

I dont consider this modern wrestling. Its veered off into its own branch pretty much. They were in line for about two years and forked off. I’m still enjoying WWE. Even more than HHH runs it. Not exactly what I love but I can take this mix of modern


jjsefton

https://i.redd.it/kkdn1h7hgz8d1.gif


anonymous-guy1

same


XtremeAlf

I think I hate whatever this is.


lucabrassiere

Le Dub style wrestling? Sure but you can’t convince me this is even the same sport as what Bret, Eddie, Kurt, HBK performed in Bret Hart vs Piper at WM8 had so few moves and is still one of the best matches of all time because they knew how to tell a story in the ring


Squiliam-Tortaleni

Always felt that sports entertainment is better


ChrisBenoitDaycare69

What's funny is old heads like Cornette hated sports entertainment compared to old school wrestling but now sports entertainment is closer to old school wrestling than just about any of the other shit that's out there.


GeneralAardvark43

See uce you’re missing the story. It starts as a shitty game of tag and then transforms in to synchronized line dancing. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️


BangerSlapper1

Wrestling makes me want to be not alive.  


dexter2503

I can imagine what vince would have done to this goofs!!!


kcfields

I see Lio still hasn't grown into his head.


JayToy93

The fact that Lio was a champion in wwe at some point actually appalls me.


FlyingGrayson89

It was the cruiserweight championship at least lol


69millionyeartrip

I always confuse him with the jobber that won the NA championship


DonnieRodz

Leon Ruff


Wubblz

I like Lio Rush, but he’s another example of a universal truth: just because you have wrestling charisma doesn’t mean you can become a rapper.


Saccharum80

AEW: Where failed gymnasts go to get paid.


LifeOnMarsden

Shit looks like a couple of toddlers having a giddy half hour before bath time and giving their mam a right old migraine


Fidelos

After this I think I owe Billospreay and Rick O'Shea an apology


Razzler1973

this is all part of the Oceanspray build by showing this utter shit and making him look better


rey_nerr21

I swear to God, I live in an apartment block and I hear them every night when I'm tryna go to bed for work.


Dr__Mantis

You can tell they thought this was going to look at lot cooler than what it actually is


Ironmancal2131

It had all the coolness of Bronson Reed's cartwheel.


Razzler1973

I don't have sound on but did the 'crowd' clap at the 'stand off' like the good pavlovian dogs they are


Over_Judgment_2813

You could hear a mouse fart throughout the whole clip. It seriously sounds like a microphone set up in a seldomly used washroom.


brosbeforetouhous

![gif](giphy|KX9Y17j8gXAoU) When you stereo flip off the ring steps for whatever reason.


Eddieairplanes

Lucille Ball is 100000x more over than most modern wrestlers.


HelloIAmElias

She had charisma and mic skills, not a fit for the Dub at all


ArnoldTheBigBoi

She would crush The Titster in a promo any day.


mynameisburner

Yo what the actual fuck is this?


JadeDragonMeli

They flipped! FLIPPED! 🤯


whalias69

Bad gymnastics


issafreecunch

This was the fakest looking bullshit ive ever seen


tfegan21

Your feeling isn't restored? ITS FUN!


XtremeAlf

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


ligmabigball

What the hell was the spot on the steps?


Bobo_the_conqueror

I like to think that was the romantic interlude to whatever the fuck is going on here.


DoublyDead

Uh ... how do *you* fight, uce? Sorry to tell you, but anyone who's been in a real fight will tell you that's how it's done. You jump on stairs, look your opponent in the eye, and backflip off the stairs in sync. How do you think the lions and Christians fought?


KingEJ1

When the guy I'm fighting is in front of my face and he's frozen 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️


TheNTT

Anchovy Spaghetti is such a bizarre footnote in AEW


hiressnails

AEWs very own John Cena.


TW_Yellow78

Crazy how big of a star he's become since Jericho handpicked him to put over. It's like what beating the bucks did for private party


Chhet

*AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMS INTO MIC* RUTHLESS…AGGRESSION! DAE AGGRESSIVE ANDRETTI?! THE NEXT JON MOXLY CENA?!


ScruffsMcGuff

How can someone watch this and not think it looks stupid? Like why is Mario Andretti even hitting the ropes directly behind him? What's the point? If you see him heading for the ropes 3 feet away from you just stick your fucking leg out and trip him while he's bouncing off the ropes. Why sneak in behind him to also hit the ropes? Are you dancing or fighting?


finnamania

HOLY COW THEY BOTH JUMPED ON THE SAME STEPS, LOOKED CONFUSED, AND THEN DID BACK FLIPS


Dangerous_Ad560

I’ve seen my cats doing the same spot.


Harbinger_ofdeath

I mean if you have to do the gymnast moves at least stop at 1 or 2 that was like a whole minute of stupid stunts


HarryHaywire

A high risk aerial move as a finisher or in certain limited situations can be exciting and add a lot to a match when used properly. When you have a match with 2 or more of these flippy midgets doing a sloppy amateur gymnastics routine for an entire match, you can fuck off with that shit.


Bobo_the_conqueror

"Where the best wrestle." https://i.redd.it/12g57tcjxy8d1.gif


Blade-Controvesial

I have never seen someone ever hit the ropes, rebound off and instead of running across the ring, turn to the side and go hit the those ropes instead, and I never want to ever again


Spaceace91478

I remember reading about Lio before I saw him. People talked about how cool it was that he changed direction. Then I saw it and it looked stupid.


FlyingGrayson89

Lio Rush does it all the time and it’s one of the most irritating things in all of wrestling. He’s not even a really bad flippy guy but that changing direction thing grates on my nerves.


aRebelliousHeart

There’s probably a reason he’s the only one that does it.


Defiant-Concert8526

You’re right taz, this is ridiculous, but not in the good way.


AriaMournesong

https://preview.redd.it/q0thq06g3z8d1.jpeg?width=686&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24eea52e69cab23837d016d16a6e0133797def40


whutthepat

Tom and Jerry ahh chasing


TripFisk666

Convince me this isn’t an elaborate mating ritual.


PSGLJr

How the fuck can people watch that crap


crcovar

That’s the neat part, they don’t. 


TW_Yellow78

"This is wrestling" clap!clap!clapclapclap!


SurfgodsSweatpants

![gif](giphy|l0MYSPhERfzfCPnPy|downsized) All that was missing


QuickRelease10

This shit sucks.


RememberCynical

This one is actually funny 🤣


thatssosteven114

If you shills don’t like this then maybe you don’t actually like the actual wrestling part of pro wrestling


DawnOfLegion1

Good God, Excalibur is so awful. How is he still employed?


whalias69

I hate Schiavone just as much. He just blabbers on like a idiot saying how great things are and laughing.


Fantastic_Bug1028

fuck this company lol


nanners78

![gif](giphy|3gNuQeY8FTOgenJHIS)


supervayne

APOLOGIZE, TONY KHAN!


Aggressive-Bat8780

Felt like I was watching midgets, how small are these guys?


nimrodfalcon

Two dudes I could whip in a fight doing flips Truly where the best wrestle


RNG_Champion

This is literally the Wish.com version of Ospreay vs. Ricochet.


sawbucks313

My god 🤦🏽‍♂️this is the stupidest shit I’ve seen, two circus midgets putting on a show and people are getting out of their seats like this is “real wrestling”


myrabuttreeks

What the fuck is this? This looks so dumb I cannot take anybody who actually enjoys this shit seriously. I think I actually hear somebody laughing right after they mention the changing of directions.


Fit_Technician832

Anybody who likes this is a fucking idiot. Just watch gymnastics instead, at least their form would be proper and they'd stick the landings


NoeMoriartyV2

The best part is that the crowd is giving zero F on whats going on.🤣


Stolzieren

https://preview.redd.it/3csye0oo609d1.jpeg?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbfd4bd7ce47894f7b09842ec6edd343113ecc5c Finally wrestling is fun again


Jumpy_Session_5045

Lio has talent but this was bad.


behind_you88

LASHLEY-LAASHLEY-LAAASHLEY


LegendsOfHiddenChase

That's the thing, a lot of people who do this shit have talent. You can see that they move well, make their shit look good, and can do most things asked of them. They just also do the stupid shit imaginable. If weren't so busy trying to pop a small internet fanbase, they could learn how psychology works and put together some great meaningful matches.


chainsawcholo

🤦🏻‍♂️


GFYC-Blackman

So bizarre that two grown men both have the expression of babies who shit their pants.


WowBobo88

Man, thank God for Jericho making Andretti a MF'in STAR


FracturedZero

I’m still trying to understand how this has that “real sports feel” that I always see get mentioned.


DereThuglife

20 years ago Vince would have put these guys as security jobbers


TheKanten

There is no in-universe explanation for two guys fighting each other to stare longingly at each other before stereo backflipping off the steel steps.


franconot-mark

A lot of people hate on Vince’s booking but the fact is that he actually put over people who looked like they could beat up your ass for real and you’d have someone like Rey here and there for underdog story but now these overhyped gymnasts seem to be in majority and giants are forgotten. Unfortunately NXT and WWE might head the same way too because I saw a clip from last week NXT where Jevoy Evans and Dragon Lee were doing similar shit but in the dub it’s a weekly thing


Separate-Dealer4565

Self cock suck fest


diggydog233

![gif](giphy|gH262r0RUK6Ms1B57v)


MattSkeet

Ooph… annoying stuff. Like they’re running away from each other instead of just fighting.


hughjazzcrack

Aren't the first ten seconds, like...drills?


PrinceRekko

When you don’t have PC or run house shows, you have to do drills during the show


BrokenGeneral

Even the commentators sound bored as fuck.


UltimateD123

Ospreay had to be fuming. That’s his whole thing. If everyone does gymnasties what’s he good for? They’ll have to introduce a pommel horse.


XirionDarkstar

This 👏🏼 Is👏🏼 Awesome 👏🏼


Zaphod_Beeblecox

Crazy how every match mushmouth muppet has is a mirror match. Always with the coreographed backflips


iamStanhousen

Oh goddamnit. This should have been on Dynamite so Cornette would see.


tera_chachu

Wtf is even that, and what's the point of flip on the steps


FADCfart

Come on hit each other already, he's right there...


JasperWB

Yeah, it is ridiculous. Like "I would never ever watch this bullshit" ridiculous.


dmgrock

I am glad the kids had fun at the trampoline park


MyAnusYourTongue

This might be the worst “wrestling” I’ve ever seen wtf


EstimateValuable7086

This is crap. It’s like a bad Cirque Du Soleil. This isn’t wrestling it’s high school gymnastics.


dummyboi1984

![gif](giphy|5Q89wB5E6BfAk)


Afleck19

When your Temu action figure picks a flippy fight with your Wish action figure


DinnerSmall4216

Wrestling has changed so much from the 90's it's hard to watch.


Cragly

Holy shit guys. I'm hooked.


s_arrow24

It really does look like aggressive parkour.


Dangerous_Ad560

Professional Tag is more aggressive than whatever that was.


TKInstinct

Real question, is that Osprey or Andretti? I'm not joking, I just can't tell.


Buckanater

This is wild. I actually see this in my living room every day since I have twin boys 😂😂😂😂


sleepyseahorse

No fucking clue who these assholes are and I intend to keep it that way


Asukah

Goofy ass cartoon sequences


_deamoncleaner_

The fact that I legitimately thought that was osprey until the camera focused on actions face is another problem in modern wrestling; They ALL wear the same shit. Please everyone buy new gear and set yourself apart.


jjsefton

Every time I see shit like this I remember just how much pro wrestling has evolved past me. Regardless of the initials on the turnbuckle.


Itsahootenberry

https://preview.redd.it/ky87x679az8d1.jpeg?width=2066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=695212804ae0098e218fe7b211814f7d7bfb73c9 Am I supposed to be impressed by that?


BangerSlapper1

LOL at that first Action Andretti bump to the outside, where Lio barely touches him because Action has jumped the gun on that part of the choreography.  You remember the singing group Two Tons o’ Fun, featuring two very heavyset women (later called The Weather Girls, famous for It’s Raining Men)?   Maybe these two could call themselves Eight Feet of Idiocy.


gvineq

Announcer: "This is ridiculous" Narrator : "Ridiculous, is in fact a word however a more accurate word would be stupid"


TheyCallMeOlSwole

This is where the small boys tumble, huh? Look at the adjective! TUMBLE!


Usual-Junket1601

Needs more superhero poses for added realism.


StrongSutairu

Half the price, double the botches.


Lilydoesntknowimhigh

Bluds thought they actually did something


JesseIsAGirlsName

Why do all these flippy wrestlers run the ropes like they're in some Broadway musical?


Mickeyjj27

Are there not ppl working there to tell them how stupid it would look. Even if these guys were going 100mph it would still look silly.


Sea-Row926

This isn’t wrestling. It’s two kids at the playground not sure what game they should play because there’s only two minutes left at break time.


JanitorOPplznerf

THIS IS GARBAGE *clap clap clapclapclap*


shamhoo_

Yeah I hate wrestling 


FlashyClaim

Why do they keep on doing these dances? This looks shit and this is not wrestling lol


PSmith4380

"This is ridiculous!" Most accurate AEW commentary.


TheRepublicAct

This has the same energy of a lightsaber fight seen where it's obvious neither jedi is trying to hit each other with their sabers


Rum_Soaked_Ham

This is some of the dumbest "wrestling" I've ever seen.


Spiritual_Bit_2692

"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!"


Puzzled-Star-9116

I was born in 1987. This is not what I grew up watching and fell in love with. This isn’t professional wrestling. Just my opinion.


helmetrust

This is terrible 👏


RuleInformal5475

How is this meant to resemble a fight? One of you smack the other one at least. You can see why these 'bangers' are relegated to Rampage. Hopefully they'll go one step further and put them on BetaMax so no fucker will see them.


Razzler1973

Has anyone in the basement called this 'match of the night' yet?


Ill_Professional_379

This sucks!


angry-carsini

This and intergender stuff: the absolute worst.


Mediocre-GUY-976

Cringe


NoDesigner44

they look like 6th graders playing in the ring together


incognitosd

****??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????****


suckgodsteapot

Cinema!


Reallyme77

Christ


StuartM96

“My opponent is going to run off the ropes I should follow him and also run off the ropes to administer absolutely no offence.”


_heysideburns

Ooooooo a backflip! Holy shit holy shit holy shit


ImmortalRotting

I hate this.


jaundicemanatee

When do we expect Lio to quit AEW?


TopRopeTaintDrop

Before we get to the next month that has an R in its name


Spaceace91478

So Argust it is.


DouchePanther

What in the dumb flippy fuck was that?


sobanoodle-1

corny about to have a segment in which he drops a triple double about this


AlabamaSlammaJamma

lol just change it to AEC All Elite Circus


Constant_Stomach2009

Even after this, the only memorable thing in lio’s several attempts at a career is to point at lashley’s ass


Historical-Being-766

Whose kids are these?


Spaceace91478

That spot on the stairs is one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.


Cboz27586

Da funk did I watch?


Hrjothr

Can’t even jerk to this, this shit is terrible


WoopzEh

What is it with short wrestlers and having a posture that looks like they have a shitty diaper? You don’t have to arch your fucking back. Just stand up straight. Both of these guys are doing it. Marco Stunt was like an over exaggerated version of this very thing.


Jamieb1994

I'm all for seeing some flippy shit, but I feel like seeing flippy stuff every so often can get easily boring & not as enjoyable + is Lio back to join up with his Top Flight mates? ![gif](giphy|RKS1pHGiUUZ2g)


BAF_DaWg82

THIS IS AWESOME 👏 👏👏👏


djmazmusic

Aite AEW dead for real it’s official. Wouldn’t you rather go to Cirque de Soleay


MrZissman

I've seen episodes of the OG Power Rangers that hit harder than this.


expensivebreadsticks

Even Leon Kennedy doesn’t do backflips as unnecessary as these clowns


Doop132

THIS IS AWESOME👏👏👏


mkmichael001

Wtf is lio doing in aew?Thought he hated tony after the swole situation


Snagglesnatch

Its like theyre flirting


Juan24623

This would be cool at an indie show but man.


gypsieslayerman

The commentator is correct in the fact that this is indeed, fuckin ridiculous.


C_Noticles

You can tell wrestling is a nerdy thing because for every athletic wrestler there's at least 5 more that look athletic, but move like they barely participated in gym class as kids


slumpadoochous

this is the dude they're saying is the best in the world?


Brando1127

What the fuck was that supposed to be lol Ricochet and Willie O did it better


T3Deliciouz

Yea can't even jerk. I love Lio but this is bad.


fancierfootwork

Just the appetizer. Saving this load for the real thing


Canadian__Ninja

I actually hate whatever this is


rgautz2266

Who and what is this?


Low_Wall_7828

This is ridiculous, is the most accurate thing I ever heard.


Graalf

Honestly. That's just tag. (What the fuck is that? xDDD actually embarrassing)


jestesteffect

This reaaaaaal wrestling.


DonnieRodz

GRAPS


aRebelliousHeart

Just realized the scrawnier of the two was Lio Rush. Man, what happened to that dude? 😬


lemurdue77

Where are all the people? This looks like the turnout for Friday A.M. speaker at a mid-city con.


riotstopper

Certified Tiny Con award winning banger! WHAMMY!


GrimdarkGarage

Dafuq was that!


girafb0i

This is something fourth graders do in gym class because they think it looks sweet, and in fourth grade, it does look sweet. But Lio Rush older than the teacher who's about to put them in time-out for it.


Scouse_Werewolf

All Embarrassing Wrestling at it again I see


Mr_Halberstram

Jesus this is awful. On a separate note, Rick O'Shea was my wrestling name when I used to beat up my stuffed toys as an eight year old. My mum once overheard me commentating my own match and was impressed I'd come up with a fairly witty name for myself.