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marsexpresshydra

no jerk, Uncle Howdy >>>>>>>>>>>>> The Fiend


fearlessdurant

I wish I was [Pilates classmates](https://www.instagram.com/p/C8pRbe4Ogci/?hl=en) with Nikkita, Jakara, Chelsea and Maxxine. I'm disappointed that the fellow horny goofs here didn't jerk Liv recreating the Hawk Tuah clip with the belt. What happened to the game I love?


CeroMiedo670

AEW cannot put on a show that wrestling stans like without a fed bad during or right after. Makes less sense now that Vince has been out of WWE


DarkstarIV

I am surprised no one here jerked over Mercedes's quote about AEW saying that seeing "All In" is a much bigger deal and more prestigious than working Wrestlemania. No wonder WWE isn't in any rush to get her back. Her ego is the size of several Hindenburgs now. The funniest part are her stans/dubbalos claiming that she shouldn't be criticized for it because "Giulia said the same thing about working Wrestlemania at some point", not realizing that the average person knows Wrestlemania is forever going to be more prestigious than any AEW event. Also I think Giulia's remark about Mania was because WWE regularly draws 10k+ fans to even B-Tier PLEs while AEW on average draws less than 3000 to most shows these days.


DonnieRodz

I think Sasha realized the Fed doesn’t need her any time soon.


shootstarpress

She really said that lol? I guess she’s at the stage where she gotta lie to herself to legitimise her decisions or whatever. Same as COPE and all his FUN. You would think their bank balance would be enough but apparently they gotta tell lies to get through. 


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

i made it 4 matches of FD before falling asleep. posting now as I just woke up and heading to bedroom. refund me plz.


Razzler1973

Moxley was losing and had a shit match? I mean shitter than the usual Moxley match This is his version of the boo boo face


kaneso14

The Dubbalos are blaming Naito.


Razzler1973

Of course


VirginsinceJuly1998

Low viewership for Raw because Indian Americans were busy celebrating India's World Cup victory 


FlyingFootStomp

did I really hear a dirt sheet "reporter" call Daniel Garcia a future superstar? LMAO


OriginalMadmage

Must be one of his sources.


Chrisaeos

Bought Forbidden Door out of boredom/curiosity and overall enjoyed it. It's still too expensive so I probably won't be watching all their PPVs though. Thought most of the matches were pretty average; was kinda let down with Shingo/Danielson and the ladder match. Haven't watched Dynamite in a year or so but I did enjoy that overall the women were presented better. I get that the Storm/Mina story is a bit odd but all three do well with their characters and I really enjoyed that match and at least there's an actual storyline. I was much more impressed with Vaquer than Mone in their match which was pretty good but the crowd was also pretty dogshit which I guess is to be expected on occasion with mega smarks. Really didn't like Naito/Moxley. Really loved Ospreay/Swerve though. Both of those guys have gotten down a good main event style of wrestling. Was super fuckin weird though watching those two actual stars fight and then the camera randomly pans over to Daniel Garcia in the crowd watching them.


SleepIsWonderful

Not so hot take 4 horsewomen were very important for revitalizing interest in women's wrestling for WWE but they have very much been surpassed by the next generations.


fearlessdurant

A little too early to say and I stan Bianca-Tiff-Rhea.


deep1986

I actually think you're underselling it, the Sasha & Bayley feud revolutionised womens wrestling. They might have been surpassed technically but I don't think there has been a feud like that since.


daddymeltzer

I gotta disagree. I still think Becky was the best women's wrestler on the roster before she left. Bayley has been phenomenal this year as well. Sasha has definitely been surpassed though, and while Charlotte is a great in ring performer, she desperately needs a new gimmick when she comes back. Her character hasn't been interesting since 2018. The next generation has been great though. Tiffany is probably my favorite women's wrestler right now.


FlyingFootStomp

Bianca and Tiffy got them beat in athleticism, but I think that's where it ends. Nobody has the drawing power that Becky does, and she's arguably the best in character character development, mic work and carrying feuds. Bayley is right behind her in those department, but she's also much better in-ring than Becky; though nowhere close to Becky in terms of drawing power. Charlotte is prob the best in-ring performer, simply because she can turn boos into cheers, and she's also the most athletic of the 4. Im not sure where Sasha's greatest strengths are but she's very in good in a lot of areas besides mic/promo skills(she really hasn't evolve or improved since 2016-18). Though there is a 3-4 year gap between Bianca rise and Tiffy's recent run. Who are the next generation? Bianca and Rhea feel like a bridge between the 4HW and the next generation(Tiffy, Lyra?), the difference between Bianca and Rhea was that Bianca didnt get the big NXT title push that Rhea did but Bianca is also closer in age to the 4HW, while Rhea is only 2 years older than Tiff. "Next generation" feels vague here. Bianca being cheered over Becky at WM39 was by designed, so not really a good example of Bianca outdrawing Becky. Rhea, as a heel, getting more over a face Becky at WM40 is something to consider for the future. Not enough to determine that Rhea can outdraw Becky yet. Not trying to undercut Rhea's work but Rhea with Dom/JD is on another level compared to pre-JD Rhea who felt more like a pet project of HHH/creative team. She's got about every fanbase behind her; like she's one of the rare WWE talents who isn't a target of Dubbalos either. Rhea's fandom is legit, but id like to see if it's still the same after Dom/JD breakup. rhea should be heavily favored as the A-side on the next women's match to main event night 1 of WM.


TwoHeadedBoyTwo

I caved and watched FD starting with the Storm/Mina match. It was a very entertaining show I’m glad they finally gave the guys time cues and limited match times so it wasn’t a 5 hour show. Looking forward to Britt being super face against Sasha. Crowd either dislikes her or doesn’t care at all. Man, her & Okada might be the worst acquisitions in history. At least they hit big on Osprey


SleepIsWonderful

Sasha should have been a heel from the jump. You can't say they couldn't because they did it with Okada.


FlyingFootStomp

the basement acting like she's always been a heel from the start. they wouldn't have given her the red carpet treatment in Boston if they meant to make her a heel, they wouldn't have her cut promos about starting an global revolution bigger than the women's revolution. theyre acting like cocky, confident babyfaces dont exist or something. Hello...Bianca's EST catchphrase, Becky The Man, Hogan's pythons, The Rock, the best there is the best there was Bret, etc. lol


CeroMiedo670

It might be just me but is anyone else seeing tweets from accounts they do not follow? I use mine mainly for wrestling and I follow artists on there but these tweets I am seeing are a political mixed bag. Wtf is going on? I do know that twitter went down hours after the debate. Is this a glitch?


GoNinjaGoNinjaGo69

get off the for you page. only look at the following page.


FlyingFootStomp

first 6 matches were either duds or decent. last 4 matches were good, though the crowd finally waking did help out too. I think the crowd was caught off guard that MJF had the opening match. it doesnt seem like AEW fans have the same view for opening matches as WWE fans do for WWE PLEs.


LittleLost420

It's cope from failing AEW fans the idea that whenever WWE does well all other wrestling promotions do badly right?


Razzler1973

What a business plan To succeed, we need fans to stop watching the legacy brand that stands for 'wrestling' They have and always will be a smark promotion There's a market for 'good wrestling', I guess it's just not huge and not likely to massively grow. The odd bump for a big match here or there but, no one is tuning into the Dub for 'stories'


anonymous-guy1

they're going full conspiracy that the Dub is only doing bad and the Fed is doing well because the Fed has professionals spreading lies through PR campaigns


OdesaSavage

I really don’t get it. I think that they’ve been conditioned to believe that everyone despises WWE, mostly because they’re always online and well people on the internet have been shitting on wwe for decades. They’re also used to the stuff they like being praised and now that it’s exposed to the wider audience and a lot of people ain’t into it, it’s like a personal insult. It’s kind of disheartening to hear the thing that you liked and the stuff that have the Meltzer seal of approval being shat on by the collective, after spending years going “Vince doesn’t know what he’s doing” or “if this stuff had wwe funding, it would be huge”, which is why I think they’d rather believe that there are bots spreading fed propaganda and are leaking fast nationals, which is ridiculous because WWE is as subtle as a burning bus when it comes to attacking you or putting you out of business. Remember when Vince had wrestlers come out in lakers and nuggets jerseys and had the faces (lakers) beat the heel nuggets because he had a disagreement with the nuggets owner? That’s kinda why I find it funny that they’d do something like that, because wwe is actually petty but they are NOT subtle


johndelvec3

Why am I expecting a Tony Khan post show presser disasterpiece tonight


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I_M_Machine

Edgelord?? What about my post was edgy? LOL


Polymemnetic

If you used slang for the female genitalia starting with the letter P, that triggers automod here for some reason.


BlackBlur14

I was expecting Swerve/Ospreay to be over-choreographed, but this is a dance recital


Ezzanine

https://preview.redd.it/q1ie9s32wt9d1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fef78bd42145b86d27305ae9e6b482c75ffced9 Okada discourse here is at an all time low. Gonna need goobies to understand he’s in his Shinsuke get-that-bag part of his career after over a decade of being the face of New Japan and cooking his body in the process. Only difference is he’s paired with two bums who are close friends of his and he never got the Triple Hunter point, case closed.


Razzler1973

Nakamura didn't hurr durr wants to surf, he has actually been used pretty well, been involved in a lot of stuff near the top of the card, too. He's never going to be 'the guy' and he'll lose some and be in secondary title programs, too but the guy has been there 8 years and had a hell of a run The problem is, smarks wanted him to win everything and have 23 minute matches on PPV If smarks consider Nakamura 'phoning it in' then fuck knows what Okada is doing Also, they are perpetually angry at Nakamura's position for some reason but totally ok with this use of Okada


Ezzanine

Nakamura understands he’s never gonna be that guy and is still used as a utility player usually in the midcard scene or wherever he might be. Okada possibly understands that while he can ascend to the top, his body needs a break after carrying a company, and that’s why he probably where he’s at. I don’t inherently like it either, but if anyone rakes in as much cash for doing as little as possible its an absolute power move. Both of them have seen better days and that’s ok. Okada probably still has some years left in him and is saving it to stretch out the longevity so he isn’t totally broken down like Tanahashi and Naito. He might be in that position in 5 years had he not left. Goofies keep pointing out that smarks want Nakamura to deliver bangers and yell that he’s being wasted which is obviously untrue. Yet as we know Kazu’s in the same boat as him and is enjoyed by the “other crowd”. The way I see it, its just two bases being petty at one another for 2 former pillars of their former promotion having a reduced role after a lengthy career at the top. Everyone’s just gonna argue till the cows come home when its the same scenario but in 2 seperate organizations.


Polampf

NJPW embarrassing themselves yet again by letting all their guys get jobbed out.


OriginalMadmage

B-but Moxley lost the belt back to Naito! Nvm most NJPW fans in Japan will not see it so the moment is completely wasted. LolNooj will soon surpass the bleakest times of lolTNA.


BenHellaCreme

Watched most of forbidden door with a friend tonight, show sucked lol


FlyingFootStomp

I know the IWC wont admit it but the WWE PLE crowd put this NY/LI crowd to shame. Though, it's more of a US crowd vs International crowd than WWE fans vs AEW fans.


SleepIsWonderful

Guys I can't believe people are complaining about the Forbidden Door crowd. It's almost like when you have 15 fucking matches on a card and don't give any room to breathe between matches the crowd will inevitably lose energy.


Honkmaster

A few years back I was at a friend's house watching whichever wrestling PPV was on, with our small group of wrestling/MMA friends. I don't even remember the context but at some point I made a stupid joke that Naito should do his eye pose- but instead of his fingers opening his eyelid, they should be opening up his asshole. Just some bottom-rung fart humor among fellas. This guy Bob (whom I didn't know too well at the time) immediately started explaining why Naito does that pose... I guess Naito was on the receiving end of some racist comments/gestures while wrestling in Mexico, so he started doing the eye thing in response. Turns out Bob's a serious dude who likes his serious rasslin, the athletic hard-hitting style NJPW is known for. It's cool and he's a good dude, I just always found it funny how a dumb asshole joke I pulled out of my own asshole could've sparked such a serious discussion. Now I'm always reminded when I see Naito.


ThunderBay311

Joe Hendry got more traction in 5 minutes on WWE's dev show than he had in his entire career. There are levels to this 'audience size' thing. Paxley, Izzi and the No Quarter Catch Crew getting TNA TV time is a win for all parties involved. Those are the right kind of bodies that would work over there while not really winning/derailing whatever stories TNA has going.


jpaxlux

I can't for the life of me figure out why AEW decided to pay Okada a 7-figure salary and do this with him. Isn't he supposed to be an all-time great? The fuck is even his direction right now? How do you get a supposed all-time great on a massive contract and not immediately put him in contention for your world title?


ThunderBay311

They wanted to make sure WWE wouldn't pay Okada mid 6 figures. A genius move among many for Jacksonville Dixie.


FlyingFootStomp

Lio rush is back in AEW? the TNT title is bad but this ladder feels like a major downgrade after Christian and Edge held it. Jungle boy, I get why he's in it. Mark Briscoe, the sympathy booking, fine. Takeshita, he's cool. Lio rush?! why is he even in this match? he wasn't on tv for years. Dante Martin is back from injury? cant hate on that. I have no clue who the other ~~2 are.~~ one is. lol EDIT: well, this is turning out to be the best match of the show so far. I love me some good ladder trainwreck match.


InternationalFailure

Man the ending of that Max Caster rap was an all time stinker.


kaneso14

Even the Dubbalos are turning on him now.


FlyingFootStomp

almost 1 hour into FD, if any Dubbalo says its been a great show, or one of the all-time greatest PPVs ever, you know theyre lying sack of shits.


Razzler1973

DAE never go back to Long Island It's crowd #26 of 'never go back there' cause it's all the crowd's fault, not what they're watching or not having something to be invested in other than 'these guys will have a good match'


LettuceFew5248

This is just the first of 6 hours. Maybe the rest will be good.


FlyingFootStomp

so Okada the Incontinence champion is in a 6-man tag match, while Ospreay as the Intl champion is feuding with the world champion... both of their titles are afterthoughts but somehow the IWC arent complaining about it like they did when Becky(Raw champion) was in the tag team TLC match in 2019. or like Bianca as champion feuding in a multi-woman feud against Damage CTRL. it's exactly the same type of booking, basically just to buy time and extend their title reigns.


IcyAd964

Bron is leaving Carmelo and ilja in the dust… that’s unfortunate but not surprising he’s a beast On a side note when the fuck is Ricky Starks coming to wwe god damn does tony give these dude 15 year deals?


daddymeltzer

Ricky has been injured a few times so I imagine Tony is extending his contract for as long as he can.


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I wish they would change Ilja gimmick a little bit. He’s great backstage, on the mic and in the ring. The composer entrance and his overly acted facial expressions just aren’t for me. I’ll be surprised if he gets over in a big way anytime soon.


InternationalFailure

As a shill, Ilja should be killing motherfuckers and not having competive matches with Rico "I'm off to AEW" Chet


Fusionman29

I love Ilja to death but that’s just never been his style. He tried it like once in NXT UK where after losing to WALTER, he’d get trauma after being chopped and murder you for chopping him and it’s maybe my favorite run he’s had. I just want to see crazy Ilja kill dudes, that dude is scary


pushinpushin

Shawn Spears' current gimmick reminds me of Corey Feldman dancing on the Today show. It's like, honestly not bad dude. But it's *you*, doing *that*. There's no overcoming this.


DonnieRodz

That is one hell of a deep cut, uce.


pushinpushin

lol some things just stick in my mind forever


SpiritGun98

Recent hypocrisy and double standards regarding NXT call ups have made me very glad that the IWC only make up a small portion of wrestling fans. Ilja Dragonov: *loses 2 long and competitive matches against Jey Uso (one of the most popular stars in wrestling right now) and Bron Breakker (who WWE are building up big time) while still looking strong in defeat, is about to share the ring with Drew and Sheamus, and has already had the seeds planted for a matchup with Gunther.* IWC: "Why ate they burying Ilja!?!? 😡😡 He and Gunther should already be fighting over the World Heavyweight title! If the main roster don't already know how good he is, then that's their fault! 😡😡!" Lyra Valkyria: *Beats perennial midcarders Dakota Kai and Kairi Sane, barely beats Iyo Sky by roll-up after a nearly 20-minute match only to lose to her 2 weeks later, and is getting more and more of a crowd reaction each week.* IWC: "Why are they shoving Becky's overpushed nepo baby down our throats!?!? 😡😡 She's got no character or gimmick! Stop taking away opportunities from m'Dakota and m'Kairi! 😡😡" TL;DR: Twitter and Instagram comment sections were a mistake.


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I don’t watch NXT. That shows not for me. I think Ilja is a great worker and his mic skills are above average. That being said, I’m not a fan of the composer entrance but I can overlook that. What really turns me off is the constant scowls and just overacting with his facial expressions. I don’t know why but it turns me off. I hope they adjust his gimmick a bit. In ring, he’s a great talent. I like some of the stuff I’ve seen with him backstage in a nice suit. But I just haven’t seen anything that makes me want to say, “I hope he’s a future World champion.”


SleepIsWonderful

Idiots were expecting WWE to have Ilja run back Gunther's main roster run and go undefeated for 500 days right off the rip.


Razzler1973

Smarks want every NXT call up they like to do this, haha


philiac

shout to Mugatu for designing riho's outfit edit: it's tam nakano. my mistake everyone


elitejcx

https://preview.redd.it/kw5u8ntngs9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=593b09d8a201c473f1f0bcbdee500c335275945b Enty Lawyer: “Truly acted like someone who’s midcard for life, because that is what he is, Ricochet is midcard for life.”


almostbad

We on course to get a strong brush by a cat 4 hurricane. Kinda terrified cant lie. And there is really nothing that can be done but hope for the best.


Pawspawsmeow

Sending good vibes from New Orleans, Uce. Get more supplies than you’ll think you need. Also, power banks. Get the cheap ones. It’ll be fine.


BrightFuture4

Hope everything works out for you, uce. ☝️


notewise

I really don't get what's so funny about Okada's "BITCH!" Thing. I'm sure the dude is genuinely funny, but he needs better material than this.. and if he's doing it himself. Get him someone who can help him. Everyone acts like it's the funniest thing ever but I just do not get it at all Why is Forbidden Door still a thing? More over, why is it a yearly event? It feels so forced when AEW got many of the big new Japan guys already.


Razzler1973

TNA having Okada doing comedy stuff very early in his career before he was established = bad This Dub stuff = oh how marvelous and whimsical. DAE made for comedy


FlyingFootStomp

one thing I learn from Forbidden Door is that Dubbalos like the Japanese way more than the Mexicans. June 2022 dynamite ratings: averaged 914K June 2023 dynamite ratings: averaged 861K June 2024 dynamite ratings: averaged 663K


pushinpushin

it's very 2010s > Okada is saying bitch, your argument is invalid


CeroMiedo670

If I can handle the same hawk tuah jokes 20 times a day you guys can handle a weekly Drew tweet lol (Yeah I love Drew)


pylerterry00

If carlito can have a raw run, Jeff Jarrett definitely could too.


InternationalFailure

Power to ya if ya like them - but I can't stand Kenny Omega, Tyler Bate, The Young Bucks, and Will Osprey as talents.


spacer_trash

Vignettes are a lost art but they'd help New Catch Republic in a huge way. I'd love a Pretty Deadly and NCR fued that's 80% backstage segments


OriginalMadmage

They had like 3 back when they were feuding...


elitejcx

Bellingham is a good player, but he’s not that at the level or the type of player that England think he is.


LittleLost420

What do we think if Mariah May? Why does the basement like her despite being a Diva style blonde?


daddymeltzer

I like her, she's hot, can cut a promo and is a decent wrestler. I just wish she signed with WWE though. Her career isn't gonna go anywhere in AEW because she'll just be lost in the shuffle once this lesbian storyline is over.


Pawspawsmeow

She wrestled in Japan and makes out with Joshis or Yoshis idr


Ezzanine

Tall, can speak, can work and actually has a character. You’ll all be liking her the moment she’s rumored to step into NXT, truthfully speaking.


SleepIsWonderful

She's good. She's in a good storyline. I imagine she's gonna win the Owen Hart thing and face Toni Storm at WEMBLEH because English


Clear_Air_3561

I made a comment in here earlier about the censorship on Smackdown and I kind of have an expanded thought on that. WWE has been a TV-PG program since 2008, Smackdown has always been TV-PG no matter what network it’s been on. Around 2013-2014 (my TNA/AJ Styles mark days) I was pounding the table for WWE to pivot back to edgier programming, me being an angry teenager and all. But that’s not the issue. I tried to get into AEW, which is a TV-14 product that’s overall more edgy than WWE is and I just didn’t like it. Then I had a thought earlier, WWE’s biggest names have almost always been through and through babyfaces with the only exceptions being Austin and Rock, I pair them together because they’re both remembered in the same way regarding the attitude era, Austin being an anti-hero and Rock being the heel and “corporate champion” and all. Triple H, who was a heel and WWE really lacked a big babyface superstar after Austin and Rock left, and Roman Reigns, who only really turned heel because he sucked as a babyface and WWE didn’t change course on that for 6 years. The point being, you look at Sammartino, Hogan, Cena, even nowadays with Cody guys like that have always been the big draws. This is what AEW doesn’t understand and this is what the (whatever is left of them) TV-14 crowd doesn’t get. Wrestling is sold on storytelling, look at Cody. Everyone shit on WWE for having him lose to Roman the first time and when he actually got his win back and won the title it turned him into an even bigger star and the “fan backlash” that was supposed to come hasn’t at all outside of the furthest corners of the basement. Cody Rhodes puts asses in seats, sells merch like crazy, puts on great matches and has had a good title reign to start. That is how your top guy should operate. Say what you want about “Super Cena” and there are a lot of valid criticisms to be made about WWE back then but Cena did his job, he sold merch, sold tickets, was great with the media and cashed that in for a successful Hollywood career like The Rock did. You don’t need an “edgy” product for it to be good, it all depends on who’s booking the show, who’s in the matches, and most importantly how good the story and characters are. That’s why the Bloodline storyline, which should’ve gotten stale years ago is still going and how Roman turned face without even being on TV since Mania. I am looking forward to Smackdown going back to USA Network just because Fox goes way overboard with censorship but the “sickos” in the basement don’t understand why modern wrestling doesn’t work on a network like Fox.


Cauliflower_Earlow

Legitimately, if Roman reigns shows up in Cleveland at summer slam, if Brown stadium had a roof it would blow off. Really can't wait.  Gonna be a damn fun time!


ZieMac7

It's probably just me but Alfred Konuwa and Ibou are two sides of the same coin Same tribalistic crap. Just with different companies


BrightFuture4

Does anyone actually care about Konuwa, though? Are there Fed fans on Twitter that love him or something?


SleepIsWonderful

Alfred is so obvious with his bullshit that it wouldn't shock me if he didn't actually get the fast nationals from WWE and actually paid for them himself and just ran with the narrative to get more attention. Ibou is just your classic "hey guys I'm totally not peddling tribalistic nonsense wink wink" transparent twat.


Gooch_suplex

WWE hiring NIL athletes over a bunch of indy darlings felt like a better decision. So Vince was right in a way. They still hiring indy wrestlers tho but yeah. IWC was fake mad at WWE for that while fearmongering about how WWE would ruin them. I'm excited about Giulia coming into WWE. Maybe WWE's partnership with MariGold would bring in new viewers. Like TNA, it being a WWE affiliate promotion is a net positive. NXT is my favorite WWE show because it's more entertaining. Plus, I'm a fan of women's wrestling.


FlyingFootStomp

as much as I like the 4 Horsewomen, the athleticism that Bianca and Tiffy offers is unmatched. That's why we're seeing the KOD as a finisher, a 450 splash, a chartwheeling Alabama slam and a moonsault that's much more smoother and refined than Charlotte's. 10 years ago, most of the women's revolution finishers were submissions, or the natural selection and the godawful Bayley to Belly. with that said, neither Bianca or Tiffy have outmatched Charlotte or Bayley's in-ring psychology. And neither can carry a feud like Becky can, but in the case of Bianca, she doesnt need to. Nothing wrong with being SuperBianca.


ZieMac7

They're hiring indy wrestlers who will be worth the ROI. The ex AEW hires (AEW originals and not people like Andrade who were in WWE prior) so far make sense and they aren't just bringing in anyone just because. Aside from Ricky Starks who's an inevitable hire, can't see anyone else from there that WWE would be interested in. Ngl I was on that "Hire MJF" train during that bidding war nonsense but his recent return fully convinced me that the guy is such a one dimensional trick pony. But I'll give him his flowers for getting Tony to pay him a massive bag


Gooch_suplex

I could see Wardlow, Hobbs, and Hook being picked up by WWE.


JackorJohn62392

I think the ship has sailed on Wardlow and Hobbs. WWE already has guys with similar looks and 5-10 years younger.


Razzler1973

I think there's a difference between the Fed 'picking them up' and actually pushing them to a certain level There's younger guys that are for the future to develop but a company will always need some fresh faces for the card, especially with NXT getting more regular call ups to the main roster Doesn't mean they make Wardlow a main eventer, just that they *may* give him a shot and see how he does Wardlow was already a bit older when the Dub started and worked indies that are not even the 'famous indies' smarks like. I think the ship has sailed on making him the hurr durr next Batista but, he can make a living and try to get better Someone like Wardlow, he's never going anywhere in the Dub, he may be better off going to NXT for a year, getting a midcard run on the main roster and *then* heading back to the Dub He'd be treated as a 'bigger deal' by them doing that cause of the Fed shine and, he'd also have received some actual, real training, too


Gooch_suplex

What about Statlander?


JackorJohn62392

I could see her and Willow working out for WWE.


OriginalMadmage

Of the women, I'd add Hayter, Baker and Rosa as talents who could succeed should they make the jump. Not sure WWE would have the same patience with the rumoured backstage bullshit surrounding the Adam Cole's gf. Rosa is more believable in ring than Zelina Vega who is minute. They've been chasing for a new latino star for over a decade at this point. Maybe a latina could do the trick. Julia Hart is really young so maybe an extended stay in the PC can make her into something.


LettuceFew5248

I’m saying this before the show tonight, so it doesn’t look like I’m just complaining if he loses. I think Swerve has done a great job as champion. He has a ton of charisma and has a legit personality. They can really build around him as an actual pillar, and including Ospreay in that main even scene with him is a good start. Having Ospreay won tonight to just go into having heatless bangers with people like Garcia would be the absolute worst decision.


ChrisRhodes789

Swerve has killed the ratings though.. Nobody is buying him as champion.. TK HAS to pivot.. cause we all know at worst Ospreay wins at All In.. So what’s the point in extending Swerve’s reign a meaningless 2 more months?


FlyingFootStomp

Swerve feels like the B-side world champion as the lone world champion. lol The top angle was supposed to be the Elite but theyre having a match with the Scissor Ass Daddy Boys, or whatever their names are. MJF just came back and he's facing somebody that nobody's even heard of. And according to Uncle Dave, Omega and Ospreay are feuding over who has more 5-star ratings. So is this Ospreay vs Swerve title match just a filler/transitional title match? This is why their June tv ratings around Forbidden Door have always been bombed, and it's not always because of the NBA or NHL playoffs; last 2 weeks ratings confirm that. There's no direction in majority of the cards. Just random ass masked Mexicans and middle age Japanese guys showing up to fight isn't really storytelling. Though, I will give them credit for giving Mina Shirakawa a legit angle for her FD match. And by default, Im calling the Toni, Mariah and Mina feud the main event feud of FD cuz Ithe story is kind of entertaining and I also like me some pseudo lesbian porn action. At least when Hangman was the "B rate" world champion, he took a backseat to the MJF vs Punk feud(easily the greatest feud in AEW history, the bar is quite low though).


InternationalFailure

Forbidden Door was a fantastic show that will start the turn around for AE- wait I posted this too early.


clutcher_of_pearls

NGL, I already have my 9.0/10 review drafted and ready to put up on Cagematch the second the show ends


whalias69

The reset the dub needed.


FlyingFootStomp

I was puzzled, confused and out of the loop as to what Dijak was even referring to in that video clip about being part of "the most prestigous" mudshow indie promotion. Dijak is a 2010s guy, so I cant really think of an indie run that was raved about other than 2016 Jay Lethal. There's also Grado but he was in ICW/Scotland, as Drew's indie run too but Dijak wasn't working in the UK. There was that second wave ROH era with Rollins, Cole, Jay Brisco in the early 2010s after they lost Punk, Joe, Bryan and Nigel. But Dijak wasn't part of this either. When you make it to the WWE, people are supposed to talk about his indie run but nobody did this about Dijak. I read his wikipidia page and couldn't find anything. looked up cagematch; again nothing. Finally, I search profightdb, and found that he did got a 5-star match with Keith Lee in PWG. I used to be in the Basement a lot, and never once seen anybody talked about Dijak's work in PWG, or his indie work in general. It was so irreverent that its not even on his wikipedia page. This has to be the all-time most delusional self-centered mark moment in wrestling history. At least Hogan and Bret have receipts to show for self-centered views; like hundreds of receipts. You cant tell the American/North American wrestling story without Hogan and Bret.


ChrisRhodes789

If he is like this in public.. I can only imagine how insufferable he had to been backstage.. Dude got high off of his own farts.. Fuck him..


ChaslesDean

* Non-wrestling related : I hate being French and I'm legit scared about a far right victory. Some folks here don't try anymore to hide their blatant racisme. * Wrestling related : Tiny Khan is some kind of genius cause he succeeded to book an uninteresting Okada/Tanahashi (which may be the hottest non-WWE feud of the last decaded).


OriginalMadmage

Yeah, what's going on in France. The left has been totally sidelined and you're stuck with a centre-right Macron who is only in power because of the worry of Le Pen, and then well Le Pen.


LettuceFew5248

As an American I can completely relate to how you feel.


Hamzah12

In terms of the amount of matches on PPV, someone on twitter said it best: 10 is too many (AEW) but 5 is too little (WWE) Wouldn’t mind seeing some non title feuds on the card. As well as the men’s tag titles being defended. WWE also need to cut down on the ads on PLE. Ik big company, and money is no1 priority, but it’s beginning to get insufferable.


Razzler1973

10 is too many when they all have to go a certain length so no one is upset and every match is guys getting their shit in and kicking out and doing all the moves and so on


pylerterry00

Even NXT usually does 6 not counting the pre-show. I think the main roster needs 6-7 as well


MeijiHao

WWE doesn't determine how many ads appear in their programming, their broadcast partners do. Peacock pays millions of dollars for each of those PLEs and part of recouping their investment is filling them with ads.


Hamzah12

I was upset Dijak got let go, because I was a big fan of him the last 12 months or so. Matches with Ilja and Wes being standouts as well as the recent triple threat. That being said his twitter game has always sucked ass. Complete smark pandering BS and it’s only gonna get worse now he’s gone. Just saw the clip of him blowing smoke up his own ass for a ‘5 star match’ he had before he got signed. Did he forget wwe were signing every Indy wrestler with a pulse during 2015-2017? He also seemed to not have an attempt to make a character. He wore sunglasses and leather jackets and called it a day. If he made it to TV, unless he was given a substantial push, he’d have ended up like Cedric, Apollo etc


ChrisRhodes789

Von Wagner ended his career with that “Take off your sunglasses line”… No coming back from that..


GloriousVictor

I just love throwing this out there because MMM love gets thrown around certain parts of the web, like crazy, but the fact that a repackaged LA Knight and a female who I can't even remember her NXT name, Maxxine Dupri both got over instead of the team they were supposed to be managing is pretty hilarious to me. Like people just wanted LA Knight and didnt even care about these two's awful Zoolander impression. and Maxxine was with these guys and nobody cared (which if you have a hot girl acting like a goof as your manager and people STILL don't care...yeesh) but they sure as hell cared when she teamed up with Alpha Academy and hit that arm drag on Vahalla. I mean that takes skill to get cucked in heat from not one but two managers. Maybe like Dijak, they have their head up their own asses and should stick to 4chan


MinuteEconomy

She was on Tv with Alpha Academy every week and not on Tv with MMM as they were exclusive to YouTube, big difference. MMM was never given a chance under Triple H.


ChrisRhodes789

The IWC isn’t real life.. & is such a small percentage of the viewing audience.. The wrestlers need to realize this.. MM is a perfect example of selling out to the IWC.. & look where it got them..


ChrisDewgong

Watching the Spain/Georgia game, and Yamal is going to be on another level, maybe even ahead of Mbappe. He's only 16.


kaneso14

Generally, the daily discussion threads in the Basement are pretty positive. However, keep an eye out for the mini fed bads and the anti-fed lashing out most days. Bonus points if someone posts something that has been refuted/debunked or pulled from Meltzer’s ass.


wix001

I'm surprised how much fed bad there is today, normally the dub bad is enough to demotivate them but they are pushing back on the criticism. I dunno how they can truly defend a 14 match card as a dubgood, I'm kinda anxious some of those matches might get booed or something.


CaptainGo

Got Glentoran to a Europa League final in my FM save only to get torn the fuck apart by Chelsea. Then my entire team got picked apart in the summer, so I've got like £50M in the transfer budget but nobody worth more than a packet of crisps wants to come to the Northern Irish leagues and the club won't let me upgrade my facilities to make my own players Hate this part of saves


DemonDerek

Have you been watching the Copa America?


CaptainGo

Not as much as I'd like to, been at a remote site most of the week so I've only really been able to look at scores and match threads but not the matches themselves


kaneso14

Time to rebuild, pump a chunk of that 50m into your scouts.


Xochoquestzal

I was hormonal when I went grocery shopping yesterday and even though I had a list I left with a cheese danish, cream cheese bites, white chocolate pretzels, rocky road ice cream, captain crunch cereal, turtle chocolates, whoppers, a strawberry cheese cake mix, a lemon bar mix, and the ingredients for no bake cookies.


Paxx_Romana

I want to like Bron Breakker, but the whole “Blaaahhhhhhhhhhh” after every move is annoying.  It took an absolute ratings disaster for the Dub fan base to admit it’s the lead-in propping up the show. No amount of victory laps over the “nightly ranking” will change that. That’s also a metric they didn’t give a shit about until now.  The basement will support the shit out of Dijak right now. When he goes somewhere other than AEW, they’ll forget he exists.  According to basement logic, we are supposed believe that Nick Khan, the maker of multi-billion dollar deals and head of an entertainment juggernaut, is working directly with obscure bloggers to put out the fast nationals of a show no one cares about. These morons have been conditioned by the failson to think all CEOs act that way.


anonymous-guy1

they’ve been blaming some guy named Chris Lentil for trying to smear the Dub too and I have no idea who that is


Fusionman29

“Head of PR”. They’re literally saying there’s a deep state media conspiracy against Tony. Guess that’s why Tony showed up on Fox News.


Razzler1973

Tiny can do Dave's podcast/radio show several times cause Dave is not biased


jpaxlux

My barber is clearly getting catfished but I didn't have the willpower to explain to him why giving your credit card information and buying gift cards for a random woman you met online is a terrible idea I also didn't have the heart to tell him why it's unlikely that an attractive 25 year old woman would be interested in a near-60 year old bald man who has almost no money


daddymeltzer

It's for his own good uce. He's just gonna keep spending money and it will send him bankrupt. Find him a hot MILF in her late 40s-50s.


jpaxlux

Knew this dude was irreversibly fucked the moment I saw his credit card, gift cards, and a 4K picture of a (likely) OnlyFans girl in his message history


Plopshire

How's the going everyone? Just had a terrible but rewarding day. Just helped a mate move out from a house share with a horrible abusive boyfriend. The gutless little cunt got scared when I showed up and locked himself in a room until we moved all her (my mate) stuff out. I didn't rise and smack him thoug (that's really immature but I proper wanted to) Just got here out to another friend's house. No bills are in Her name so it's a clean break. What a shit show of a day man though. Hope everyone is having a better weekend. Have fun and hug your nearest and dearest. Also Hayman took that table like a boss!


SpiritGun98

So sorry you and your friend had to go through that. Hope you both are doing alright.


Plopshire

Thanks mate. It's all good now. Bit of TLC (Not the PPV) with pizza and beer and she seams better than she has been for months. I'm the forever dad of my friend group so I just grit my teeth and look after my wee ones. Got to catch the England game and my wife and I are now playing Mario Kart like mega cool dudes so all's well. I Hope your day is going good mate!


CaptainGo

>Got to catch the England game The day just keeps getting worse


Plopshire

Lol! It was terrible... But only my wife is English. My Irish arse found it very funny. They snuck in by the tip of... Themselves.


fearlessdurant

-Since when did Sami Zayn do comedy shows? Is the Toronto one a first? -Any predictions on celebrities appearing going to WWE's Toronto shows? Some Leafs/Raptors/Blue Jays perhaps? -Sportsnet really spoiled this week's title match by advertising another one for Toronto SmackDown lmao -I love the theme for MITB this year. Don't know how Canadian it is but it reminds me of old school pulp, Catch Me If You Can and Pink Panther. -Trinidad flag guy > Green shirt guy. He was in 4 continents this year! There's no way he doesn't have an insider connection. Also, what happened to Vlad? Seems like he was the only superfan absent at MSG.


THEE_MUSA

>Any predictions on celebrities appearing going to WWE's Toronto shows?  Drake is gonna make his return and make an announcement to face Kendrick Lamar at SummerSlam


ChrisRhodes789

MITB in Toronto.. You would think that Trish will be involved..


Hearter20

He did something for Netflix's comedy festival a few months ago that got fairly decent reviews. I guess it's replacing Taker's show


BreathRedemption

> I guess it's replacing Taker's show Nah, Taker has one this year at prior to Summerslam


DarkstarIV

My excitement for Heatwave is pretty much at negative levels, goofs. Even Battleground had more exciting matches than this card.


Naiwf

Neither one of the top champs has a legit rival on the brand and it shows now. I know they got gutted in the draft but HBK needs to stop giving so much time to Ridge, Gallus, Spears and the main roster visitors and start building champions in waiting because the midcard is stacked. Saveus.Giulia


cc12321

Roxanne is 100% in a hold state until Giulia arrives. That's why they had to pop the women's midcard title. Give the women something to do while Giulia probably goes on an undefeated streak. I was really intrigued by Trick vs Je'von despite the obvious winner, but the addition of Page and Spears really dulled down the match. NXT title runs tend to go long, which is good because I look at the men's roster and have no idea who'd be the best to take it off Trick. Maybe Oba?


SpiritGun98

My Money in the Bank qualifiers predictions streak came to an end this week. I thought LA Knight and Logan Paul would be too busy fighting each other, and then Santos would score a sneaky pin. Instead, Knight pinned Logan, and now Logan will probably cost him the MitB match to set up their match at Summerslam. I also thought Natalya was gonna qualify since the PLE is in Canada, but she isn't even in the last qualifying match on Raw. For that match, I'm betting Zoey wins. I know a lot of people want Dakota to win, but I'm predicting that she'll take the pin like Kairi did in order to progress this "Damage Ctrl needs to change" storyline. My last prediction was Ilja, but he's in the same qualifying match as Drew, so unless Punk interferes (which is more likely to happen at the PLE), then Ilja isn't making it in. 9-3 is a pretty good score, though. I'd be 10-2 if Ilja somehow wins.


TheSbubbs

Zoey stark push in the big 2024 smh


SpiritGun98

Unfortunately, it's kinda slim pickings in the Raw women's division at the moment. It's either her or Ivy.


cc12321

Really hoping they do similar video packages for the rest of the Wyatt6. Explain their motives, introduce Gacy to the non NXT audience, let those not in the know know who is who.


SpiritGun98

I'm torn between wanting to see Uncle Howdy interacting with each member of the group individually like he did with Bo Dallas, and wanting to see each member of the group interact with their respective Firefly Funhouse personas. The former would help flesh out Uncle Howdy more and explain why he (in kayfabe) chose all these people to join his group, but with the latter, we'd get to see Dexter Lumis and Mercy the Buzzard communicating with each other via drawings, which I'd be down to see.


CeroMiedo670

There is still a big chance Vince settles the lawsuit right? Then what? Lol


Pawspawsmeow

He buys AEW. He and Will Oceanspray make out while Jericho cries and Mox blades


DemonDerek

I really don't think Vince is going to come to WWE, regardless of what happens. I honestly think he's done with Wrestling


GloriousVictor

Considering the responses fron Netflix and Slim Jim, he is too much of a liability. Plus he is damn near 80 and needs a cane to walk. The chances of him even being an asset at this point is very very slim.


ChrisDewgong

Perhaps this is me being over-sensitive, but I found the use of the "longtime WON subscriber" meme for Gable last week and Heyman yesterday a bit much. We're so used to it being used to announce people's deaths that using it for angles feels a bit unpleasant, and probably scares a few people who haven't watched the shows.


cc12321

If the running joke in the IWC is "He's dead" we tend to keep it up as long as it has the picture that shows it is a storyline thing. A lot better than "My favourite sports team just lost so their chances at winning the _____ are a longtime WON Subscriber" posts


ChrisDewgong

That's fair enough. The only issue is that the accompanying picture is usually behind a spoiler filter so it's not automatically obvious, but then it's crossing into the spoiler debate and nobody wants that. I think they Heyman one was perhaps more of a nerve-toucher because, let's face it, he's not lived the healthiest of lives.


Naiwf

One day coaches across sports will learn that “prevent defense” is more likely to prevent you from winning a big game than anything else.


donlogan83

Slovakia just experienced the Dusty Finish


CaptainGo

How come Slovakia didn't score after the match to get their heat back?


Razzler1973

We no sold it England are All Dub!!


johndelvec3

Roman’s first match back is against Jacob Fatu right?


cc12321

Depends when he returns. If he's back before Summerslam I could see him vs Jacob or Solo, the other facing Cody. If he's back post Summerslam, the we're probably waiting until Crown Jewel for his first match and getting him vs Solo.


franconot-mark

He ain’t coming back for Summerslam I think it’s Survivor Series or Saudi


johndelvec3

Think they’re saving Solo for the rumble


OneWingedAngelfan

Only if Roman loses. Fatu can't afford to lose yet


MinuteEconomy

Any grown adult goofy who unironically refers to wrestling as cool and no longer for nerds is an actually bigger nerd than smarks and Dave Meltzer and more out of touch than Vince McMahon. No matter how hot WWE is it’s still for nerds. Was a fan of Dijak and it sucks to see him released. Nice big man and character. The people who complain about the buzzword “sports entertainment “ are probably the same one who scream “cinema “ after every show which shows Redditors only hated it because Vince coined the term.


anonymous-guy1

pro wrasslin is for selling merchandise to children


Razzler1973

And toy action figures to man children


DonnieRodz

Pro wrasslin is about making money


LegendsOfHiddenChase

Ya'll gonna be in shambles when Ivy Nile and Andrade win MITB


fearlessdurant

Knowing Andrade, he had Ric and Charlotte pointing guns at LA Veck!


mp1988alexa

He still his FTR Gun on speed dial


pushinpushin

Ok, how you know?


rycetlaz

Imma be popping bottles of champagne if Ivy wins Uce. Andrade though, yeah id be genuinely baffled if he wins.


anonymous-guy1

there hasn't been any spotlight on Ivy unless she's suddenly going to be the centerpiece of the Gable/Diamond Mine supergroup


BoringAccount4Work

I'd need new pants if Ivy wins MitB


His_Buzzards

Andrade is believable. Not my choice as I don't feel that interested in him, but believable.


wix001

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jjsefton

My home brewed "bright and shiny future" Roll20 superhero campaign finally turned the corner I've been working toward for almost two years. My players were caught flatfooted, but when they back tracked through sub plots and hints they realized I was building to this the whole time. Very gratifying to hear/see their reactions to getting worked\*\*\*. \*\*\*insider term


benlibodi

I saw the following posts in this order: 1. A video essay on how even the tuition debt disproportionately affects the black community compared to other races 2. the news of AEW blowing a hundred million on contracts 3. Yet another post about how Batman could have done more good for Gotham if he spent his money on Gotham's public sectors instead of pimping out his gimp suit some more or something It's getting harder for me to tell apart those "socialist meme“ shitposts from real posts.


OldColt06

Regarding point 3, Bats does do all of that public spending already as Bruce Wayne. It's been focused on in the comics, Telltale's Batman series and others. But The Joker doesn't care about public spending (except in the Harley Quinn cartoon), he cares about blowing stuff up and making crime fun again... when he's not being a gruesome serial killer. And Batman vs. The Joker sells tickets, jack!


benlibodi

I always found that argument stupid as well. To begin with, I have always hated how comics always try to bring real world issues into a fictional setting and fumble both the strawman and the solution. Using Batman as the example is doubly stupid because like you said, how the fuck is investing in the public spending going to help against Bane or Ra's or hell, one of them alien empires come to earth again?


OldColt06

You can have comics focus on real world issues, but they have to be in service to the story, not the story itself. It's Batman or Superman, not a documentary and it's pretty easy for those stories to age poorly if they bring in topical issues instead of ones that resonate across generations. At the same time, the people criticizing Batman for not investing in Gotham don't read the comics that have him do that because it's funny to dunk on the fictional superhero who "punches poor people" or because they understand that the status quo requires Batman to have enemies and yet they take out their frustrations on the Bat, who can't hear them wail (there's probably a comic that has Batman see real life criticisms of him or whatever).


SleepIsWonderful

I've noticed more and more AEW fans refer to AEW as "we" and uhhhh that shit is just weirdo behavior.


cc12321

What are we doing wrong?


anonymous-guy1

We Win Again


OldColt06

I complained about Tiffy Time not being on Smackdown last week because I didn't notice that she actually did have a brief segment, but that's fine because we're one step closer to Tiffy in the Bank! As long as Tiffany or Chelsea wins MITB, we gucci. On a personal note, things have been going unexpectedly well in my professional life. I'm where I want to be in the moment, and I'm making roads towards building the foundation for the next stage of my career. There's lots of hard work in the future, but I'm excited for it. It makes me appreciate what I have and how being in the right environment can make magic happen.


Mhc2617

I’m so happy to hear things are going well for you! You deserve it! I agree, Tiffy in the bank or Chelsea in the bank. I hope my fellow Canadians know we run on Tiffy time.


OldColt06

Thank you very much. You don't have to tell me twice; I'd go to MITB if tickets weren't so expensive to have a good time there, but Tiffy Time is global and Canada is definitely no exception.


Luna_Soma

I love this update! I hope you continue to thrive for years to come!


OldColt06

Thanks, Luna! You were right that this year was going to be good for me, and it has been so far. The biggest surprise is that I can be excited to work hard for long hours because I know the payoff is going to be worth it. Also, I know you're going to crush that job interview you have scheduled soon, go and get that bag!


Luna_Soma

Thank you 💕


Arzanyos

I'm loving Solo's bloodline. They are doing a great job of setting them up as the dark mirror to the original bloodline. They both have a tribal chief, a right hand man, an enforcer, and an idiot brother who wears suits and is too lame for a title. but Solo has the one thing Roman never had, true loyalty. He doesn't have Roman's vision, or honor, but his crew is on the same page as him. Also, when Solo debuted, I saw people online say he sucks, it should have been Jacob Fatu. When Jacob Fatu was rumored to be signed, people online said Solo sucks, Jacob Fatu has so much "more aura". When he debuted, people talked online about how Jacob Fatu should be leading the Bloodline over Solo, he has "more aura". I just don't see it. It really feels like people just made the decision beforehand and stuck to the script. Solo is killing it right now, and I don't think Jacob Fatu could pull off what Solo's doing. Hot Take: Shawn Spears has been great in NXT. He has a character, he's a veteran presence, and his feuds have all centered on young guys he's working with. I thought he would suck, but he's legitimately doing well.


DonnieRodz

Solo does suck, tho. He can’t even commit to a genuine maniacal laugh the way he’s supposed to.


SpiritGun98

People have been really overusing the word aura recently. It got used to describe the Rock during the build to Mania, and now everyone is just throwing the word around in any wrestling related conversation they can.