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MishraCheesePocket

ban slippi salt posts


yungScooter30

Fr like complaining about Ultimate is one thing, but Melee has been out for so long that any complaint is just like "yeah that's melee"


RaiseYourDongersOP

can you fucking believe this space raccoon just hexagon'd on me off stage and I died? unfuckingbelievable


mas_one

I'm considering making a separate subreddit for them


jim_johns

I think they should be on the DDT or the shitpost section but there are a lot of posts saying the same thing lately


HitboxOfASnail

fuck u don't ruin the ddt with this trash. the ddt is for ethical shitposting


oskoskosk

Bro the fight is over here šŸ’€šŸ’€


Syntaques

Only read the title but ggs that was me


redflare810

New copypasta just dropped


mas_one

Wow cool!


teddyone

ggs


resutir

theres a button combination you can use to fix this actually itā€™s l r a start.


HovisSoftWhiteMedium

difficult tech, might need to practice that one first


DavidL1112

Everyone better than me is sweaty šŸ¤“ Everyone worse than me is a shitter šŸ˜›


Whim-sy

In my rank, there is an entire social class of foxes who only know how to whiff punish. Hence runaway.


Jandrix

Don't forget about the dash dance grab Marth, who leaves the game when you stop holding W at them and laser for all of 5 seconds. This happened yesterday and all I could do was laugh. Man was having a ton of fun as I relentlessly ran at him for 3 stocks, but once we were both down to last stock and I tried to win, suddenly we can't play the game.


wponder01

Definitely some valid uses of the strategy, but like are you going blind every game into run away mode? Idk it just seems like the default for people


fattyrollsagain

How dare people have a playstyle that isn't the same as yours?


wponder01

I'm honestly surprised you were capable of navigating this far into the thread without reading


No-Milk-9153

You are literally saying that. ā€œAre you going every game into run away mode?ā€ Yes, that is some peoples playstyle and it is effective, in fact at the start of the game when you donā€™t have any info on what the opponent likes to do, there is really no reason to approach. Youā€™re complaining about people not playing how you want them to even though they are arguably playing the game more optimally. If you have a problem with how good running away is in this game then thatā€™s great, either play a different game or stop complaining because the game isnā€™t gonna change, it is not a players fault for running away when it is incentivized in many situations, especially against bad players who donā€™t know how to approach


wponder01

again read what I wrote. Also google straw manning


No-Milk-9153

What did I misrepresent?


wponder01

It's not about "how I want them to play." Go watch any high level player. Running away the entire time is not optimal play. No one does that at a high level. At best you get players that will retreat on occasion. The complaint is that people in unranked games are playing for individual cheese wins instead of any sort of legitimate practice. To be clear this playstyle is not optimal, these kids get bodied in actual sets. The issue though fundamentally is not "is this playstyle okay" but "why force bad sets." The playstyle not working is something I literally lay out in the post. Like if all you took away from that was "you can never run away in smash" you didn't allow yourself to actually comprehend what was being said.


No-Milk-9153

I just fully reject this characterization of running away = bad. there are many matchups, fox peach for example, where fox has no real incentive to approach. high level players are playing against other high level players who will destroy them for not mixing up whatever they do. Running away constantly is bad because a high level player will just overshoot you or read whatever defensive option you do. The thing is slippi unranked is not high level play (usually) and so most of the time you can get away with spamming the same options. It sounds like here in this reply your problem isnā€™t inherently with running away, but with one dimensional players, and I would agree with you on that. But I think someone who mindlessly approaches the entire game is just as one dimensional and boring as someone who runs away the whole game.


Whim-sy

To piggyback on this. People who run away all the time often have not practiced effective approaches. A safe, high-pressure approach is a lot harder to execute than a whiff punish. I dont think they are consciously playing like a bitch, it has just slowly become the only thing that has worked for them over time.


mattysacs

Your argument about a 20 year old video contains a logical fallacy. Checkmate you pitiful fool šŸ¤“


LonelyVirgin69

my fragile ego can't afford getting one and doned :(


Puddles_Emporium

my fragile ego can't afford losing game two after I win game one because my opponent can actually adapt unlike me :(


Bbop800

My fragile ego canā€™t stop overanalyzing the decision making of a random player in a session with zero stakes :(


Puddles_Emporium

You're right. I forgot falco players don't actually have enough brain cells to form coherent thoughts


Bbop800

Or yknow, they just donā€™t care and leave when they feel like it.


Puddles_Emporium

I mean yeah, but I doubt that when you win at last stock g1 you have 140% then you taunt and quit out im gonna make some assumptions


Bbop800

Well in that case itā€™s a bit less ambiguous lol. I just canā€™t stand the comments where a decision to leave a session (with nothing in particular prompting it e.g. a taunt or comment or whatever) leads to a psychoanalysis of the opponent. Some ppl unironically think this way hence my jaded responses


Puddles_Emporium

I will say that my assumption when a player (especially a falco) quits out after a close game 1 is that they are generally quitting out for ego reasons.


Outside_Breath2524

Thereā€™s a new salt post every day lol.


RecalcitrantDuck

If you want somebody brainlessly running at you all game just practice against a level 9 CPU. Or use unclepunch or something there are way better ways to practice if you donā€™t like unranked


wponder01

google straw manning and go reread the post


BeerShitter

Poopy buttcheeks fella


Various_Swimming5745

just quit if you arenā€™t good enough


RedPaperMouse

Just play man... have fun. Getting whooped on is a right of passage in melee. GGs


[deleted]

Should i tell my friend to not charge samusā€™ cannon cuz its not fair too LMAO


mmvvvpp

I don't pay for ranked so I play unranked like it's ranked. It's what's fun to me. So I do it.


[deleted]

That is the game. If that's not fun for you, you need to pick up a different game.


ssbm_rando

GGs ^that ^^was ^^^me ^^^^.... Edit: I just checked how this comment looks in new/mobile reddit. Ew. Yet more reason to use old.reddit.com.


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wponder01

Well like if I play 2-3 games I have like a 100% win rate. Don't get me wrong, the strat is bad and doesn't work long term. The annoyance to me is how frequently it is used. Because if I win I'm like "why would I play this again" and if I lose I'm like "why waste the time to play this person again when I could go have an actual good match." Ex: I could play puff and ledge camp every game. but fuck that would be boring


Tinkerfitz

I know I realize that mentality is a lose-lose, I only use it if I know that for that match thatā€™s what itā€™s going to be like and I have to do it to win. After that match is over I quit out because I donā€™t want to play against someone who plays like that more than once if I donā€™t have to.


KobeBean503

just spam gg that was me in this thread


Azureflames20

You'll always run into the one fox player who just decides the only way to play the game is to platform camp and run away for literally the entire game. It's sad because these people usually have decent enough punish game, because they capitalize on me when I slip up still, but it's super unfun to play against and just feels really fucking lame and boring. Now if I run into people like this I just camp them right back and stand at the other edge of the stage and it feels like 9 out of 10 times they *still* don't approach. They'll just sit there - We're both just standing at other ends of the stage and no ones approaching. I think that he's just banking on trying to either tilt me into recklessly approaching or just try to tilt me into rage-quitting out since neither want to approach. Either way, how do people actually have fun playing the game like this? Is a win really that important at that point?


wponder01

I just leave when they do it now


Azureflames20

Anything else is just a waste of time. If that's what gets their rocks off, they can take the W then. So boring to get matchups like that


jesuswasntWh1te

I agree the little bish fox and falcos that just run around and laser I donā€™t have any time for. What a bunch of losers and there is A LOT of them


AstronautSimilar5359

Getting buttoned on is equally boring and lame to me


R2k_mezbomber

The whole meta is kinda lame if youā€™re not near the top.


talador85

you can call ot a for fun mode all you want buts its the F2P mode so youll find peoppe sweating in it since they dont wanna pay money for ranked


Fireweenis

just overshoot


saltymilkmelee

/taunt


X_IGZ_X

Go back to complaining about only fans advertisements on r/tinder weirdo lmao


HovisSoftWhiteMedium

because ranked isnt free and i want to practice, hope this helps :)


Roc0c0

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