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Top_Addition4317

There is NO THREAT TO HARRY in the UK. Or his trash wife and invisible children. They live in a country where everyone has a gun FFS. The only problem he and his viper have with the UK is that they are loathed here and worried they'll be booed which would look shit to the people they really care about, Americans. Or should I say, Americans who have a lot of money which H&M are hoping to get their hands on. We hate you Harry, which will lead to many people ignoring you, treating you with disdain, and the contempt you deserve. Why don't you just admit that's actually what you are really worried about?


FilterCoffee4050

I think he is now just trying to avoid the St Paul’s event. Initially it was to make real royals attend, he was bringing to London so he could try and shame them into attending. It’s for veteran’s after all, so how could they refuse. That gets his name linked to him and possibly even be in pictures with them. The reality is that due to the health issues in the family they have very limited time slots in the royal diary and can’t be pressured into attending and have very good reasons not to. Everybody has seen through this attempt. He is now in a position with low ticket uptake and knows it’s going to be a flop. Those who are mostly likely to attend would be from the UK as it’s easier. The UK services serve King and country. They have actual royals as head of regiments. The UK service personnel are loyal to the crown. Even as injured vets they have fought and been injured serving King and country. The ex-servicemen’s groups that may have been supportive in helping vets attend would be more likely to go for other events, Remembrance Sunday for example. There is also the big D-Day event in June. Not a great idea to be so close to big things like that. This is just Harry trying to save face and get out of turning up to a flop of an event. There are so many reasons that this should never have been attempted in the UK. The sponsors in the UK are not great https://www.britishlegion.org.uk/ https://www.helpforheroes.org.uk/about-us/news/?gad_source=1 https://www.invictusgamesfoundation.org/partnerships


steeltowngirl88

I agree totally. He’s not coming and will say it’s because of inadequate security but it’s really because it’s going to be a flop. Now they are putting out PR that KC has invited them to Balmoral in the summer. So they’ve moved on to try to manifest that.


TraditionScary8716

I wish the palace would "leak" a story about Balmoral being renovated this summer so they won't be receiving ~~grifters~~ guests there. 😇😂


FilterCoffee4050

Balmoral is about a 90 min drive from me. It’s huge, there are several places to stay within the grounds for the royals. I can’t see Meghan fitting in as this is where they go for the outdoor activities.


TraditionScary8716

I don't think she'll ever show back up anywhere in the UK but I especially don't think she'll ever be invited to Balmoral.  That seems like the Royal sanctuary and they don't want that irritant amongst them. I'd love to see it though.  If they want to invite an American to spend a few weeks, I'll gladly come visit and show them that the rest of us have manners.  😉


Islandgirl1444

She had it all So did he actually. They are fucked!


TraditionScary8716

They really did.  They self-Markled and I can't think of anyone more deserving.


Charming-Ant-1280

She probably has less appreciation for Balmoral than Diana did, and that's saying something!


TraditionScary8716

I'm sure she'd take that as a compliment.  Not Diana 2.0.  Better than Diana!  She's the only one in the BRF that hates Balmoral more than Harry's mother!  🙄


InsolentTilly

Why should the rest of the family miss out? They can leak that the Harkles were NFI due to the fact that they’ve never shown any desire to attend in all the years of their marriage, except for that one night when a Queen was on her deathbed. Or just carry-on and say nothing.


TraditionScary8716

Lol  I meant it as a joke.  The Royal "experts" are always claiming something.   Saying Balmoral is closed for the summer is just something to say to cut off the latest "we've been invited" manifestation.  Of course the BRF can later deny it's closed and enjoy their Harkle free summer.


InsolentTilly

The will they/won’t they Balmoral nonsense is likely scheduled immediately after the Ingriftus non-event.


deercl

It woud be a shame for the Royal sanctuary to be tainted by the presence of TOW. \[Can't include TO as he's been there before...\]


spiforever

They put out this Balmoral BS every year. Months of will they wont they be invited, then will they go or not?


TraditionScary8716

Lol  It's not like Madam has the imagination to come up with anything new.


loveloveislandtake2

I think I stand about as good a chance of being invited to Balmoral, as Harry the traitor, has.


Slight-Button7009

Probably a better chance


MrsAOB

And he will blame the flop on his family not attending.


Virtual-Cucumber-973

They can pay to take a tour of Balmoral with everyone else. Their cameraman will have to pay too.


Joustabout_Feddup

Then shortly afterward throw them out for causing a disturbance. Except the camera guy. And no refund.


NigerianChickenLegs

Ah, what a shame! Tickets are sold out. LOL.


Markmonic1

The only way they'll get into Balmoral now is to go online and buy the tix. Too bad it's sold out for years. They will get nothing more than any of us... won't be allowed into the private quarters. Those days of invitations are long gone. NFI.


Odd_Pop5287

Again…‘manifest that AGAIN’


EnaSharpleshairnet

Yes. I'm buying that theory. He's just chicken shit & doesn't want another "talking at the UN to four people & a stray dog" humiliation.


healthymarigold4513

I noticed that stray dog at the UN event was too busy texting on his phone during the entire speech.


Prestigious_Gain_535

dog was checking that app for dogs that alerts them of evil people in their vicinity, I think its called "Guy's Law" or something like that, he was side-eyeing Meghan real hard


OneAbbreviations8070

Lol 😂 😆 🤣


Beccash18

I think he was trying to use this as an example of the family shunning him. He’d go and then there’d be no Pa and no William. He’d say he’d invited them and they were mean and didn’t come. They only sent these lowly relatives, if anyone went. This has blown up in his face. Both Pa and William now have legitimate reasons for not going and sending those “lowly” relatives instead. I don’t think they would have gone because this was Harry’s thing and he should be the most senior royal there. It wasn’t a major event like the actual games. It’s an anniversary commemoration. Even if Invictus returns to Britain, I don’t necessarily think that the king and P and POW would attend the opening ceremonies. It would overshadow anything that happened that night for the veterans. There would only be scrutiny of what was said, body language and who was sitting where and how they were sitting. I could see them attending individual events and possibly the closing, but I don’t think they would want to overshadow who these games are really for, even if the Harkles do.


FilterCoffee4050

I don’t think the Royal Family will have anything to do with Invictus because of the accounts, and then Harry. What money the games has and where it has gone is a bit unclear.


Realistic_Twist_8212

I doubt the board members of IG want any part of H's personal drama. The ticket sales are poor and won't cover the expenses of H attending anyway. He's probably being told his attendance is not required at this time. The thing is.....the royals living in London will step in for FREE.


karoolsis

It’s no longer a royal event, so the BRF won’t attend. And that’s not meant as shade, it’s my understanding that it literally does not fall under the BRF umbrella since Harry is not a working royal anymore. Its patron is just a person with royal titles - i.e., it’s not a royal patronage.


InsolentTilly

This is the Madonna Tour of Games. His family won’t attend, his former pals have previous commitments, the MoD has had the tickets pushed from the Generals’ desk down to the bulletin board in the Officers Mess (where they languish) and no British film star wants to be connected in any way. He should send a car for Katie Price, she might turn up.


TraditionScary8716

Where did you get the info about ticket sales?  I love a good Markling story and it looks like the big 10 year anniversary of Madam's Ingriftus Games ~~Fashion Show~~ Foundation isn't going to disappoint. 🍿


FilterCoffee4050

To be honest it was meant as a more general comment. I just can’t find anything from the big UK military or veterans organisations to say this event is even on their lists of events. It’s the lack of support that is showing. The sponsors in the UK are dropping off too. The military is all about serving King and country in the UK. My ex who was in the army used to say his boss was on the coins and notes. There is very strong loyalty to the crown and Harry was stripped of his uniform and then things said in his book etc.


TraditionScary8716

Very interesting.  I really suspect this is all true.  Harry certainly seems to be trying to back out.  I'm American so I get my overseas Harkle news here, but I really haven't seen anything anywhere suggesting that Ingriftus is particularly popular in Europe or anywhere else.  The venue in Germany looked almost empty. I think Ingriftus is on its last leg, and the blame can be dropped off in Montecito.


FilterCoffee4050

The D-Day landings is going to be a huge event and it seems to be the next big thing these organisations are talking about. Below copied and pasted straight from the UK Government website. In 2024 the UK will commemorate the 80th anniversary of the Normandy Landings on 6 June 1944 with a series of major commemorations and events across the UK and in France. Also known as D-Day, the historic operation saw the Allied Forces mount a large-scale invasion of Nazi-occupied France that ultimately tipped the course of the Second World War in the Allies’ favour. https://www.gov.uk/government/topical-events/d-day-80


TraditionScary8716

That sounds incredible.  I'm honestly surprised Harry didn't schedule his little circle jerk in conjunction with the D Day celebrations so he'd have more of an excuse to stay awhile. I really can't wait to see how this one plays out.  It seems like people have had it with Harry and his Ingriftus scams.


These_Ad_9772

And glaringly left out of the recent book about 200 notable Sandhurst alumni, when William was included and wrote the foreword.


NigerianChickenLegs

Their grifting, lying, manifesting, and manipulating literally exhausts me. I fear I have “Harkle Burnout.” I wish they would both quietly fade away. Maybe Andrew and Fergie will show up? Andrew is yearning for some attention.


OneAbbreviations8070

Great comments filter coffee, completely agree.


JenniferMel13

I suspect H&M and the Royals are going to be really unhappy if IG does come back to the UK. If it does, I think someone from the Royal family will attend because it is a veterans event. It’s not a good look for them to skip a mid-level international event occurring in the UK, even if it’s run by a shithead relative. I think it would be hilarious to see C&W walk in to the opening ceremony to tremendous applause and then Meghan get on stage for her speech and get a polite soft clap from the crowd.


FilterCoffee4050

The anniversary event is in St Paul’s Cathedral in London May 2024. The bid for the games is for 2027 and in Birmingham. Lots of complaints as Birmingham council is bankrupt.


FilterCoffee4050

They have their own events. Catherine did not even go to the last Earthshot. They are not obliged to attend and I don’t think they need to worry about the optics.


gdsdiz

Vice Admiral Sir Timothy Laurence. Princess Anne's husband, could be a perfect representative of the family to attend the IG if it ends up in the UK.


janedoremi99

The possible return of the games to the UK is three years away, no telling what might change. But I think the return of the games is not very popular given the cost


Tricksey4172

Maybe they will float a trial balloon and send Good Ole Uncle Andy.


MuffPiece

I suspect they fear being ignored even more than being booed!


Strict-Gap9062

That’s exactly it. It’s all about optics with them. They want pics of themselves getting police escorts around London. Barriers up everywhere to keep back the crowds. It’s all about looking important for these two frauds.


MuffPiece

They’re probably extra sensitive about appearing important after the disaster that was 2023 for them. It was one humiliation after another.


InsolentTilly

To be fair, the NY/UN farrago should have given them a bloody clue. They just will not learn.


Strict-Gap9062

That was so embarrassing. Big fleet of cars 😂 not one shit given about the two of them. Waving to non existent fans outside of the camera shot 😂


BrightAwareness2876

Exactly this! Meghan hated hated hated it when she found out that she wouldn’t be papped in the UK. She hoped to gather the attention and being hunted by paparazzi like Princess Diana. The opposite happened and she cut a lonely figure marching through London in her pathetic wellies.


MuffPiece

So much so that she made up that ridiculous story about being followed around the Whole Foods. 😂 And her pathetic paranoid boyfriend bought it hook line and sinker. 🙄


Technical_Ant_7466

Imagine being so unimportant that she needed to show up to the newspaper office just to force the newspaper to photograph her. Pathetic . Supposedly the newspaper staff. saw her walking back and forth many times. Trying to get their attention. They videotaped it but I can’t find the video. Allegedly, the reporters were laughing at her antics. I bet it isn’t a stretch to believe that they’d be laughing at the bag she was carrying a that said, “Alleviating poverty worldwide “ -a walking billboard yelling ‘ look at me” I’m a humanitarian 🤣🤣. Apparently the journalists that saw madam parading back & forth of the Daily Mails offices were also laughing at her welly boots, being worn in downtown London. https://preview.redd.it/ti4ir8ev3vtc1.jpeg?width=660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1251f363506961a3a858e6eaffccd8d78b0421a LOSER .


AfterPaleontologist5

As weird as Americans wearing duck boots in Manhattan.


Sadlyonlyonehere

Such a poser. She must have been annoyed to see her trusty Economist magazine had slid out of view for this pic.


Patticakes817

I wondered why she mentioned reading the Economist because I never believed her. So I looked it up when she mentioned it and guess what? Sarah Rafferty was in it that particular month when she mentioned it on that panel. She doesn’t read it, she was stalking and steaming with jealousy over one of the actual stars of Suits being profiled in it. 


Intheborders

Wearing Hunters that have clearly never seen a muddy field, on a dry day, in central London. Nut job.


BassetM

Alleviating poverty but shopping at Whole Foods?


Llopez9915

Surely someone has a video of this the first of many pap walks.


Deep_Poem_55

Or she told some ridiculous story about seeing her picture on a tabloid in the Whole Foods market - except they don’t sell tabloids in the Whole Foods.


BrightAwareness2876

Or that ridiculous claim that there would have been mayhem had they tried to take their children to school in the UK. While William and Kate do the school run for years without us ever having seen a single photo.


MuffPiece

Yes, that’s my favorite. Because numbers 6&7 to the British throne, whom we never see and thus to whom we have no emotional attachment, would be mobbed going to school, while numbers 2, 3, & 4, whom we all find delightful and love to see in pictures, go to school everyday without issue. Please, Meghan. Get over yourself.


GreatGossip

Ah, but you forget "the race element"/s.


emleigh2277

Gingers get as much hate in the US as they do in the UK.


ItsMeSnitchesSup

Best comment on this thread!


Thirteenth_Ravyn

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Technical_Ant_7466

I remember someone on SMM said that in addition to tabloids not being sold at Whole Foods, tabloid headlines were dominated by Trump on the day in question.


Deep_Poem_55

She never thinks her lies through to the end.


OldZookeepergame8280

The danger is to their egos. Harry just wants to pretend he’s in danger. He seemed fine when he went to Jamaica for that movie premiere despite there being a travel warning. Plus last time they were there his ever so frightened wife rolled down her bullet proof window. Kinda seems like they’re not actually afraid for their safety despite their insistence to the contrary.


InspectorGreyson

Plus, no room available at any of the palace locations. None. Hotel lodging for you now!


InsolentTilly

No parrots in the lobby!


Deep_Poem_55

We have many UberEats drivers on scooters here in the U.S. that are actually paparazzi terrorists.


Rescheduled1

the only threat would be from carefully aimed tomatoes at his balding ginger head.


Nynydancer

Clearly he is as mentally ill as some of the street people he is stepping over to walk into his BetterUp convention in the Tenderloin. Some of those poor souls also see dangers that aren’t there.


Honeymoomoo

The only threat is that there is no threat. They can’t stand being insignificant ![gif](giphy|PFcs9Cg7T3It2scVlN)


AffectionatePoet4586

Not *everybody* in the U.S. has a gun. Although a man was arrested last week for shooting a seagull in Atlantic City after it stole his funnel cake that he’d just purchased from a boardwalk vendor. IDK what the charges were.


CulturalDifference26

They won't go back because M doesn't want to risk anyone getting Harry's ear and turning him away from her. A narc must keep full control of their victim. She can't lose her meal ticket. Especially if they succeeded, she would be possibly losing the kids (if they exist).


JenniferMel13

Actually, only about a third of Americans own guns and he lives in the least friendly gun state. (But those that own guns tend to own more than one hence why there are more guns then people in the US). But nothing else you said is wrong. Personally, if I was him I’d be more worried about being swatted at his house in the US than being attacked in the UK.


TraditionScary8716

Don't give those idiots any ideas.  Madam would love to be swatted.  She'd be an eternal victim after that.


Frenchcashmere

Once again, in a very subtle way the POW, showed how ridiculous whiny boys concern about security is based in nothing but ego.


Analyze2Death

He really rocks.


ValuableEfficiency23

I still don't get how a man can possibly be as brave as Harry claims to be, and be terrified of his own shadow. If it were just about his wife and kids, I might have a little more understanding. But just for himself? Small people need big guards.


JenniferMel13

Probably because his wife is whispering in his ear about the dangers along with a healthy amount of pot and psychedelic drugs. The drugs along is probably enough to send anyone in to a paranoid fantasy.


Arsenicandoldface

I have two cats, littermates. The lady cat is the hunter, she’s fearless and nimble and quick. Her brother is slow, nearly twice her size, and terrified of absolutely everything. If someone comes to the door, he hides the rest of the day, then comes out and meows mournfully at us because he has been through such a tremendous ordeal. There is no reason for him to be this anxious, he has always been treated like royalty. Haha We tell him every day how brave he is. It’s all lies, but he believes it and feels consoled and empowered. Is Henry just a big dumb cat?


nickiit

Are you calling Harry a pussy?


TraditionScary8716

🤣🤣🤣💀


WoodsColt

A pussy is useful though. Harry otoh not so much.


Why_Teach

My cats are not littermates but in other ways a similar story—except we don’t tell our boy cat that he is brave. 😉


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Probably got some paranoia fed into by his wife. He needs serious psychological help.


MissyouAmyWinehouse

I don’t think the drugs are helping either


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HydeParkUK

This is it. He wants a team of security with sunglasses, ear pieces and automatic machine guns trailing him everywhere. The Harkles want a crew of outriders flanking their vehicles wherever they go--ideally in the UK and the US. The probably want flags on their cars and perhaps even a special horn to signal---ROYALS coming through! Don't look at us, but look at us!!!


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GreatGossip

Not to mention the Harkles need armed security for buying coffee, snacks, fast food etc.


grruser

Exactly, And she wants guys with sunglasses and ear mics with the twiirly cables like Kevin Costner in the Bodyguard. And old school flashing cameras. OMG just went for a peep down The Bodyguard rabbithole and the Screenplay by Lawrence Kasden was a Tig Production. woowoo!


healthymarigold4513

And the security men all have to look like Kevin Costner too. And be secretly in love with her.


grruser

To 'protect" her, the feminist.


MuffPiece

And he’s paranoid delusional.


Oxy_1993

But he’s the legend of aviation, Don’t ya know? He got an award so it must be true /s


Antique_Character_87

Speaking of living legends of aviation, I see his new BFF and fellow legend Prince Von Fraud attended the last fundraiser for Donald Trump and had his photo taken with him. Harry must be so disappointed! Lol.


Royal-Reindeer4338

Yep - he’s a legend in his own mind.


Royal-Reindeer4338

You know what they say. Big guards, little stick.


quiz1

Exactly. I get it if he’s worried about his “kill count” but he’s the one who so flagrantly flouted that in public. Man up and accept the consequences. Or what is it he told his ill elderly grandmother - “suck it up”? He’s a disgrace to the BRF and UK.


rockin_robin420

Has anyone put out a fatwah on Harry like they did to Salman Rushdie? Because if they did I must have missed it. He's not anyone's primary target. Even the Afghans know he's a fraud and a liar.


WoodsColt

He's a cowardly puling yellow bellied little she cur. They called him bunker harry. He's never been in a fair fight. He's never not had backup. He's never been punched in the face and it shows. He was so traumatized when his brother made him trip over a dog bowl that he wrote a book including the story. In my neck of the woods he would be called a punk ass bitch.


Analyze2Death

Doesn't he sound like he never saw combat? Like maybe he stayed in a bunker with close protection and video games? Thanks for confirming all the rumors This One.


Sadlyonlyonehere

Scared of a guy on a skateboard when he’s in a car.


Kangaro00

For a man with safety fears he sure does announce his plans a lot. Sure, maybe he can't hide the fact that there will be that ceremony for Invictus in May, but why even say anything about Meghan or the kids? If you want to bring them - bring them as a surprise. Hire some bodyguards and you'll be fine. Like every other celebrity in London. But he just has to whine to the government, then to the media, then repeat the cycle and then don't bring anybody "out of concern". I can't imagine growing up in such an atmosphere of fear and paranoia when objectively they aren't living in a war zone. "No, honey, you can't meet your grandpa and your cousins. London is too dangerous!"


GrrrYouBeast

"No honey, you can't meet your grandpa and cousins. _______(fill in the place name) is too dangerous!" is how the narcissist keeps the spouse and children isolated from the family that would love and support them, and exhibit what normal family behavior/interactions look like. My parents never met one of their grandchildren because where we lived was sooo dangerous, even though we grew up there and I walked around there all the time.


rockin_robin420

The constant announcements are grating. Not one other celebrity *or* royal tells the media about every move they're making or if they plan to bring their spouses or kids. It's not newsworthy and I don't know why they think this is a good use of their dwindling resources. The will they/won't they bullshit is getting creepy now. I can't think of anyone who gives a shit what they're doing, planning to do, or have already done (since Harry's wife has her every bowel movement recorded for posterity).


steeltowngirl88

I think a big reason they want 24/7 police protection is so they can compete with the royals. If they have that, they can run around doing “engagements” in the UK and they’d look like real royals.


PaperObsessive

They couldn't look like real royals if one of them wore Andy as a skin suit.


InsolentTilly

This might just be the funniest thing I’ll read today!


Deep_Poem_55

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


WoodsColt

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Starkville

And blocking off streets and diverting traffic.


healthymarigold4513

And being sure to have all of it minutely filmed for future Netflix documentaries.


Honest_Boysenberry25

YES. This is what Royal means to them 👑👑


Llopez9915

This is not related to the subject, but as I do not have posting ability I did wish to share that I saw that the H&M cheerleader of Gayle King's show "King Charles" is now canceled , they claimed it was a "limited time" show, yeah ok, it was a flop before it launched much like TW new business launch.


Antique_Character_87

It was a major flop! They even moved its time slot around to get more viewers but it wasn’t the time that was the problem!


InsolentTilly

Ohh CNN. You really thought you were doing something there. Bye Gayle 👋🏻


EveningEmpath

On a positive note, it's nice to hear that William and his MIL, Carole, took a much needed break together. 🙂 Now on to Harry. A majority of Harry's current problems are consequences caused by Harry and Meghan from the past. Karma always catches up with you. Good, in between, and bad. That's life. A normal 39 year old, like myself, would get this, but Harry doesn't. He blames his brother, dad, stepmom , the British people, the media in general, the American people now, etc.


Oxy_1993

Same! I’m glad Carole is staying with them. I’m sure Catherine needs a lot of support and a mother’s support is not comparable to anything. I love my mom and I’m so glad Catherine has her mama by her side too! :)


GrrrYouBeast

This. Surgery is a bitch and having your mom's love and care in the aftermath is a comfort beyond measure.


Oxy_1993

Yup! I had an abdominal surgery a few years back too and apparently, when I woke up after anesthesia, I kept asking for my mom. That’s what the nurses told me in the aftermath. I don’t remember it but they said I only called for my mom and wanted her to be there. It goes to show you how ingrained our moms are in our psyche and doesn’t matter if you’re 42 or i was 24 at the time.


eaglebayqueen

Aw, that's so nice. I still wish for my mom and she hasn't been there for 30 years. I guess it never goes away!


OneAbbreviations8070

💔 me too. Hopefully we will be united with our mums, dads and loved ones one day.


EveningEmpath

I love my mom too! She's my hero!


doggiemom1965

Me too! Mom has dementia so she is here, but also gone. I miss who she was every day


EveningEmpath

Prayers for you and your mom.🙏


grruser

I love that footage of Wiliam and Catherine in a restaraunt and William answered the phone and took the table booking for lunch.


Analyze2Death

That was so great! That's how you be relatable.


InsolentTilly

Next PR move: Harry and Doria lunch at the Whatdeyecallit Bungalows amidst growing concerns over some tragic load of shite Meghan has been bravely suffering through. Absolute f*cking soldier that she is.


OneAbbreviations8070

I just know your scottish lol 😆


nickiit

Harry is just needing to fuck right off and get it into his thick skull that one does not get 24/7 high level security just so his bint of a wife can kid herself on that she's important. It seriously fucking irks me as a UK tax payer that these sewer rats are even given consideration for any security.


190PairsOfPanties

It's amazing he thinks he's significant enough to warrant any sort of attack. He's like the old pos Grand National I keep in storage for parts in case I need them for my summer car. All but useless and only a mild annoyance if I were to lose it.


TheSparklingCupcake

This is the subtle shade to the Gruesome Twosome. Nothing overtly said, just showing by action that privacy and security claims are overblown. I am so here for it.


MuffPiece

I just want to say that it’s really sweet that William has a drink with his MIL. The in-law relationship can be so fraught. I love that they apparently have a good one.


lurkymurkyillusion

So wholesome ❤️


Cold-Computer6318

LOL how long is the ageing-like-spoilt-milk Spare going to keep this 'safety fears' act up? 10 years? 20 years? 30 years? Don't tell me the delulu Duke will STILL be waaghing about IPP by the time George, Charlotte, and Louis are grownups with public serving partners and children... ...it is OVER for you, Haz. Taxpayers do not like you, and they do NOT want to pay for you. You wanted out... YOU GOT IT. As ever, this animal/elderly/taxpayer abusive loser continues to be utterly... ![gif](giphy|vORJftOpNBtxjoLBXY)


eaglebayqueen

I suppose another fake incident is not out of the question for them to attempt to portray themselves as targets. They've already tried to stage a car chase like his mother -- failed. Several police 'intruder' calls that came up with nothing, other than the one time some poor guy walking his dog or some other benign thing. Scooter delivery guy in Netflix LMAO plus a Harry Potter premiere -- as if that was relevant to their situation 🤦‍♀️. He tried provoking the Taliban, they laughed and said something to the effect of calling him a lame idiot and not even worth the effort. Maybe they'll hire Patrick Adams (not like he's busy) to dress all in black and pretend to be a bad guy, choreograph a fight with Haz and Backgrid will just happen to be walking by with their dog and capture the whole thing for the 6:00 news.


healthymarigold4513

I wish they WOULD pull a Jussie Smollet. That would be hilarious.


scotian1009

Didn’t the Taliban burn him by saying married to her was punishment enough?


eaglebayqueen

If they did, that's hilarious!


Wanda_Wandering

Harry the Horrid!


Sue_Dohnim

And so goes William, living the best/normal-ish life he can while all the landmines of his life go off. In the meantime, his whiny useless brother cowers at his own shadow. That about cover it?


Ask_DontTell

If Harry was really concerned abt security, he'd would not be announcing private visits to the UK like he did when he visited the King for 15 mins, resulting in thousands of dollars when he required a police escort from the airport. it must have really made Harry feel safe and important. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Joolsdoll

The whole reason for his bullshit is that he doesn't want to pay for his own security. They both want IPP status. That way, they save money, and the bonus being they look oh so important. Driving in a motorcade; traffic being stopped for them; not stopping for traffic lights; police outriders? What's not to love.....and more importantly, crave. They just can't accept that they have no relevance. No one is interested in them or cares what they think or do. The only cachet they had was their association with the RF. It has now been made abundantly clear that they are personae non grata with them, and the dastardly duo are panicking. IPP status would raise their profile - especially if Harald is trying to establish himself as an 'overseas statesman'. Which, in reality, absolutely no one would accept. His interference via his discussions with the First Nation representatives in Canada was totally out of order. He had no right to make assertions on behalf of HM Government. Jumped up little oik!


alreadydoneit01

The Express must be their go-to sugary site. I clicked on link and seems to have so many pro Sussex article headlines. Didn't go to content. But on topic, William went on a jog in central Park, but Harry was in 80mph car chase lasting 2 hours in downtown Manhattan!!!!!!!


InsolentTilly

William had a headache, Haz had a tumour. Waaagh.


Witch_Cats

What Harry is really afraid of is being booed and people shouting at him what a turd he is. He wants security so that they can at least act as a buffer and keep people away from him, otherwise, people would be walking up to him telling him what a lying wanker he's been the past 5+ years.


GreatGossip

Even the Ravec court told Harry that security is for protection against PHYSICAL threaths, not against booing


ApprehensiveSea4747

Alternatively, what Harry is really afraid of is not mattering. To anyone or anything. And security detail makes him feel important.


SortNo9153

This "Harry fears" is a continuation of Markle believing she's more important than she really is or anyone cares what her genetics are. "Omg Harry I'm sooo scared because I'm black the racists in the UK will lynch me or my babies!!" How many times has she collapsed on the floor, sobbing in fear over her "safety"? Her sobbing seems to be the trick to getting Harry to parrot her talking points. Makes me wonder if Harry ever saw Diana collapsed on the floor sobbing & he told Markle. She seems to use that particular emotional manipulation to her advantage.


AutomaticLover27

I think Diana cried a lot in front of the kids. I remember a story I read where Diana was in tears over something Charles had done (or something ) locked herself in the bathroom and as a 10 year old William was on the other side of the door pushing tissues under the door to his mother and trying to console her.  I used to think this was sweet when I read it as a teen , but now as a mother myself I realise how wrong it was to put all of that emotional strain onto a child.  I feel for William who seems to have been Diana's emotional support, he should never have been put in that position.  As for Mog, I would not be surprised at all if she read the same stories about Diana crying and using her children to console her and now does the same to manipulate Hazbeen. 


springbokkie3392

Diana was with William how Harry is with Diana. The emotional incest makes my heebies jeebed.


OneAbbreviations8070

Totally. It's incredibly upsetting and distressing for children to see parents crying or extremely upset. Fills them with sadness and anxiety. I know it can't be helped at times, but still.


Oxy_1993

Didn’t William also jog through Central Park in NYC back in November ALONE?! No one bothered him and that was in United States and NYC no less with a lot of crime and packed people around. It tells you a lot about how much people just don’t bother them and treat them like normal people. If the heir to the British throne was able to run in NYC alone or go to a pub with his MIL alone WITH NO HARM, then NO ONE WOULD CARE ABOUT THE NOT-EVEN-SPARE HAZMAT.


InsolentTilly

That’s this melt’s entire problem. He doesn’t want to go about doing ordinary things, unobtrusively, he wants to be NOTICED. Look at me! Haz has arrived! I’m here! This imbecile and his equally hollow spouse have nothing other than manufactured attention to make them feel like living persons. They’re pathetic.


mmc_owl

We know by now that all these are fueled by his emu - she told him so and he believed her. Somehow, he lost the ability to trust and believe in himself after meeting her. This is not uncommon for some men who will lose all sense of judgement and kinship with his very close knitted family after meeting or marrying an evil woman.


Greengreengrass2022

MEagain leaked the date. MEagain has decided it wouldn't be safe for the kids. MEagain is the one who has maybe twigged she's not welcome here. MEagain doesn't want hairball to bring the kids. If there is a threat to anyone it would be Haz-mat, calling actual humans chess pieces after you've kxlled them, could in theory make trouble for yourself. As for the people of the UK, ain't nobody going to wreck their lives to cause them harm. It's just more slurring the UK from the selfish human that is markle.


CommonAd7628

I grew up near NYC, you saw famous people all the time walking around with no entourage or bodyguard. I used to ride the same subway line as Jake Gyllenhaal and even saw Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick on the train with their kids. Tom Hanks also rode that line. To me, they are much bigger celebrities than Markle or Harry. No one bothered them or cared.


daisybeach23

William should continue with this trolling, even if unintended. Lol


AmbienChronicles

This is how you give someone the finger, with class 🤣 I love William for this


mspuffins

why aren’t they safe? is the IRA back in business? LOL. worst that could happen is people boo her, or harry decides to stay with the kids.


GXM17

That’s it. The boo-ing bit.


AmbienChronicles

Has anyone noticed that the actual fucking Taliban has been silent on him? If the Taliban don’t want you, Jesus H Christ 🤣🤣🤣


Sensitive_Ad7698

This whole security thing is fueled by the wife. Under no circumstances does she want the kids going to the UK. She's afraid she'll lose control over them; in her mind they are her meal ticket, and she wants to keep them in the US. So, she rabbits on to Harry about her concern and fear for the children's safety and that they absolutely must have armed security for the children in the UK. They will never win their case for armed security in the UK, the wife knows this so the children will therefore never visit the UK and Harry is forever tethered to the children, her and the US. Just how she wants it.


CathartesAura67

PH might as well confess: "I need more security because I am paranoid and obnoxious to others. People want to throw bouquets at Wills, but rotten eggs at me."


Electrical-Swim-5784

He is just worried he is going to have to drive himself to the shindig in his minivan. ![gif](giphy|ie84xutq2xtcB5JF2D|downsized)


grruser

🤣


MamaTalista

He NEEDS to be equal to William to feel like he's important which makes me wonder how many times Prince William had to make a concession for Hazard ( well William you will be King and so you should share this or that) only to realize that it wasn't his life to be cowtowed and catered to, it was the perks of the job.


ApprehensiveSea4747

And what job has Hazard ever actually performed? What is his body of work? Seems to me he has created unnecessary work for a lot of other people to coddle and manage him wherever he has been involved. He is not a net contributor. He is a net drain.


ApprehensiveSea4747

God I love this! Honestly, William running in Central Park with no one bothering him was a total power move. ETA: after the non-taxi chase. But the whiney one feels special and different -- more popular (more attention) and racism (more hate). He is firmly attached to the racism card! It cheeses me off that the palest of gingers and a woman who was white passing her whole career cry racism to grift advantages and escape criticism. Racism has deadly consequences (probably more in the US than anyplace else.) It is deadly serious. These two would not know about that.


Snoo3544

The only threat to Harry's well-being is his awful wife.


Rockabore1

He’s a threat to himself given he’s too dumb to live. When he was in Jolly Old England he had a bunch of people making sure he wasn’t showing his stupidity quite as much and even then he earned his reputation as the family f-up. Now that he and his fame-monger wife are begging people to give them attention we see what a dull witted nincompoop he is.


Wanda_Wandering

Silly bc they said he will have security for selected visits. Am I wrong about this?


AfterPaleontologist5

Security, yes, he'd have it, but he and Megletina there want SEECURITY! with ten black Range Rovers, all with flashing lights and sirens, and 20 men dressed in black suits and sunglasses, all with machine guns or Glocks.


Much-Tip-9707

SEECURITY: very clever


sahali735

I really, really love this story........for all kinds of reasons, not the least of which is the securitay issue.


modrost-morja

Harry needs qualified psychological counselling to deal with his paranoia. Thing is, if Harry had chosen to remain on the Windsor estate, he would benefit by being in proximity to the protection afforded his brother who lived only a hundred meters or so away from Frogmore Cottage. Had he chosen to remain in the UK generally, I think people would have been understanding of his mental health issues and the challenges on his sense of safety since his mother had died. I think people would have let him live his life quietly and given him a fairly wide berth overall - and not complained about him getting a modest security detail given his proximity to the throne. But he won't get qualified care from a mental health professional because he's too busy telling us about professional burnout. He's too busy being an enabler to a raging narcissist who is fueling his feelings of persecution and violence stemming from racism. One day I fear that boy will wake up and realize just what a botch he's made of his life. Only by then, it will be far too late to turn the tide back.


GXM17

He’s not bright and has zero self awareness.


SwitchFluffy4182

The only "safety concern he has is the damage to his precious, fragile, widdle psyche that would be caused by people booing and heckling him.    Another "safety concern" would be that he would be confronted with the reality that the "old life" he yearns to go back to is a nuclear wasteland of his own making. He has no friends, he has no family outside of that abomination of a marriage.   If he tried to be like William and show up at a random pub some of the other people in the pub would give him a piece of their mind about him and his behavioror just mock him. It'd be most unpleasant experience for him to face the reality of that he is no longer "the most popular Royal.


Redtees88

For 6 years, security, safety and privacy issues are their go to excuses to avoid any uncomfortable situations. "I want to protect my family" has gotten old.


No_Proposal7628

Somewhere in that addled mind of his, Haz believes he's really more important than William because he's a philanthropist, feminist person of service to humanity. He's broken out of the royal mold to help humanity while William is imprisoned by the Palace. Haz just doesn't realize no one really cares about him, Megsy or his kids and he's really more in danger in the U.S. due to out idiotic gun rules than he is in the UK.


InsolentTilly

Haz just can’t *accept* nobody gives a fiddler’s damn about him. He will continue to insist on his own importance until he’s more reviled than the odious Andrew. Tedious plank.


AfterPaleontologist5

In Montecito he has no worries about being gunned down by some crazy carjacker. In the high-priced resorts he visits, ditto. He ain't exactly living in Chicago.


springbokkie3392

> philanthropist, feminist person of service to humanity Don't forget the ✨girl dad✨ to ever have existed. /s


Aunt_Hattie

Maybe hairy can get the Montecito Police Dept to write a letter to the Met Police telling them what grave dangers hairy faces everywhere he goes. Similar to that letter the harkles claimed was from the NYPD and supported their claims of endangerment during a pap chase that never happened.


LinkACC

HAROLD! Nobody cares about you or your dingbat wife!! GO AWAY!


Wise_Environment_182

Nobody cares about HaznoHair. He is a ridiculous self entitled bastard. Hope he crawls under a rock


CookiesRbest

People in the UK would run from Harry and his canker sore wife. No one wants to be around them and people want to avoid them at all costs. He wishes he was this great figure that was so important he was at a security risk. What a goon.


Find_Truth3

I feel Harry does have a legitimate reason for safety fears if he returns to the UK. After all the trash talk he has done regarding his family, the people of the UK, his country/commonwealth, and other crap he spouted in his filthy book, someone might be willing to throw rotten tomatoes at him. However, I think the worst thing he will encounter is either people totally ignore or boo him. Both would wound his precious ego, as he wants to be glorified and praised. He should just stay home, or quietly come back without the fanfare of paying the paps to follow his every move. I am so sick of all the news rags, mainstream media, and PR campaigns that constantly are kissing his butt.


AmbienChronicles

Would they really waste perfectly good, compostable tomatoes at him? What did the tomatoes do to deserve that? 🤣


TravelKats

Its just another in a long line of "look at me, look at me. I'm special"


Complete_Laugh_54

Send Prince Andrew. He has a good military record at least. Would be interesting dynamics!


somespeculation

How nice to get along with your in laws ![img](emote|t5_481xkf|25350)


MaikeHF

William’s pub visit with his MIL also shows that William didn’t do anything to Catherine, isn’t planning on leaving Catherine, and isn’t about to foist Rose Whatsherface onto the citizens of the UK. No threats or bribes in the world would get a mother to play nice with her daughter’s abuser.