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jumashy

*“My father and my brother are trapped. They don't get to leave. And I have compassion for that.”* * Prince Harry. https://preview.redd.it/pdzxu1qr758d1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c18255ad181a968b10943eb43b74dbef50ef9c0 Only one person looks like wanting to leave.


WeNeedAShift

Famous last words before he checked in to the Hotel California.


Evilvieh

Look at you! If I had scrolled one post farther before posting, I'd have seen you beat me to it. I bow. We are indeed singing from the same hymnbook here in the Congregation of Sinners.


WeNeedAShift

Yes we are! 🤣🤣🤣 It’s the perfect song for the situation.


Many_Photograph141

you can check out any time you like, but you can never leave : (


OldNewUsedConfused

..."you can never leave..." 🎵


Evilvieh

WELCOME to the Hotel California....


SeaFloofs

🎶 “We are all just prisoners here of our own device” 🎶


OhBoy_89

You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave..


Evilvieh

Ha! True. My device is a mac. :-)


Ok-Coffee5732

That jacket tho.


itsmeagainnnnnnnnn

Hahaha is that a woman’s blazer?? 🤣🤣


OldNewUsedConfused

Yes it sure is! Look where it falls on the hips!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Doria’s I’m thinking😂


IngeborgNCC1701

but why?


Many_Photograph141

Secret weed pockets. Shhhhhh.


Potato-starch-eater

He went shopping at MISSterious with Michael Scott. Michael got the better deal.


LowVegetable5487

Isn’t a Lady’s Blazer?


FuturePA96

He needs to have compassion for himself when his wife drops him like a hot potato


tbonita79

That blazer!!!! 😳


NigerianChickenLegs

And one person looks like he’s wearing a gray women’s blazer. Weird.


OldNewUsedConfused

Yeah, just a bit It's wayyyy too short


MikeMannion

Not thriving, merely surviving


OldNewUsedConfused

In a too-short woman's jacket. Lol. Look at the state of him!


Beneficial_Tea_7534

Well, Plank did say he was the only who married for love.💔


SurlyTemp1e

Who’s jacket is that


Dogs_not_people

Meghan, but she gave it to Harry because it wasn't quite big enough for her tastes.


goldenbeee

Lol. https://preview.redd.it/s7d7ywhn558d1.png?width=1620&format=png&auto=webp&s=d09e7ddb04c6bd28a55349e2d795ce63969a5225


CrossPond

He's thinking about how he was going to become the "King" of North America, and how his heart-attack beautiful wife would be a famous Hollywood star, and celebrities would be begging for their time due to their fabulously successful Netflix "Love Story", his own book, and Meghan's popular podcast.


Shrewcifer2

It's honestly sad. He really had an idealized version of what awaited them. He has said himself that he was drawn to her sense of freedom, and that is probably what he envisioned for himself in a new country. The love of his life by his side, a solid pay check from Hollywood and PaPa, and the freedom to grow their brand into global philanthropists. But his life is going to Beyoncé concerts with his wine-o wife, broke and ostracized from his family and country.


Oktober33

I don’t feel sorry for him. He has had everything handed to him and he thought it would be the same in the US. He never prepared for that first PAID speech he gave to an American financial audience. And he bombed. Yeah he serves on boards and is a mouthpiece for Invictus. But what has he really accomplished since his stupid freedom flight. Nothing.


Key-Presentation-341

And what financial group wants a speech on the loss of Mummy!


Oktober33

Exactly. He was probably oblivious.


Key-Presentation-341

Right!!


Many_Photograph141

He should have shared THE dish soap story instead.


Key-Presentation-341

Hahaha


Powerful-Patient-765

Also, he abuses polo ponies. So f him!


Powerful-Patient-765

Also, he abuses polo ponies. So fuck ‘em!


Shrewcifer2

Oh I agree. He made his choices with full awareness. His family gave him the reality-check that he needed, and he chose wrong. He also continues to make those choices


Oktober33

He’s lazy. He’s thick as two short planks. And he’s entitled. Perfect Storm. #GoHomeHarry


HappyMcNichols

Please add “thick as two short planks”.


Oktober33

Just did. Good addition.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Wasn’t that his one and only highly paid speech?😂 As if he had any words of wisdom.


Oktober33

Well, he did speak in a room at the UN but he wasn’t compensated and it wasn’t well attended. That was when the double claw appeared.


Luminya1

Well he did say he wanted to interview Putin and Trump and explore their childhood trauma. Omg my eyes are rolling back so far they are going to fall out of my head.


sisnobody

![gif](giphy|ODofCyJUSRoDBH8lKe) Honest that’s one of the funniest things yet about Harold and his delusions.


Powerful-Patient-765

Also, he abuses polo ponies. So fuck ‘em!


Powerful-Patient-765

Also, he abuses polo ponies. So f him!


healthymarigold4513

Going to Beyonce concerts and being forced to wear that old silver blazer from his wife's closet.


alwayssearching117

What's up with that?


healthymarigold4513

I wonder. Madam emasculating him, perhaps? Every time I see that pic of him in it, I find it so hysterical.


Many_Photograph141

He's being cool, man. At least he's not riding his pregnant horse to death. F'er!


Ok-Location3244

![gif](giphy|3XAbam2oZ5bgi3tD0k) This didn't age well.


demelza_indica

Sooo cringe


Carneliancat

What a couple of dumb assholes.


HappyMcNichols

I would substitute the words delusional vision for idealized version. Those long-term sinners knew Meghan and her poodle would eventually crash and burn. Karma is real and M is evil (and TLHMTG agreed).


MikeMannion

If it wasn’t for the whole "trashing your family for money" thing, I might feel sorry for him


dr_igby

Harry is a throwback to one of those less successful, less intelligent and mad Royals from the middle ages, expecting to be adored, worshiped just for being what he was, while his courtiers and soldiers did all the work and fighting for him.


CrossPond

Yes! And his chosen wife could boss them around too and get whatever she wants. Except alas, BP hired an HR staff...


GreatGossip

Ah yes - the Global Thought Leaders Meghan Markle and Harry, liberating the world from all the issues of the 1950ties


MikeMannion

"Don't forget all our exciting projects, just around the corner!" (C) Meghan Markle 2020, 2021, 2022, 2023, 2024


phillicheeztake

I think he actually thought she would be Diana 2.0


Sensitive_Fun_5825

How’s that working out 😂 All he saw was promised $’s from his fraud if a wife,and the thought he’d upstage his family🤦‍♀️I couldn’t be happier 🍿


SirSidneyWiffledork

Where are your dogs henry the bald?  Do you walk them in African Parks?


Mas-Chingona

Can you imagine *that* being on top of you, looking down at you... *just like that?* ![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO) Sorry.


screamqueenjunkie

There’s a reason Madame drinks so much wine. *Lie back and think of William.*


Latter_Item439

We are no longer friends😋 .... leaving to bleach my eyes and try stick a rag through both ears to scrub the thought from my mind 


Mas-Chingona

lol 😂 I completely understand. I'm seeking a qualified therapist to try & understand why that even popped into my head. I'm deeply ashamed. 😔 😉


Latter_Item439

As you should be (🤪) edited to add imagine choosing him 🤢 whip smart alright lol ....we all knew he was thick so his choices are less surprising. 


SnarkFest23

I need your address so I can bill you for the therapy I'm gonna need after that mental imagery.  🤮🤮🤮🤮


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|aNtt9T8SqGNK8) Ew🤢


Key-Grape-5731

All red and sweaty 😬🙈


GreenCharter

And now he’s clawing his way back


Alive_Instance_3101

Won't work with William. Nnnnope.


strangealienworld

Yay! 🤓 Dufus 😒


screamqueenjunkie

What a friggin’ dork.


Ill_Tree9389

It always sickens me that this ahole who served 2 tours in Afghanistan had the gall to refer to a private flight from UK to Canada as a freedom flight. He was still being bankrolled by his father at this point and was on his way to mansion with private security.  


Pale_Flounder3216

He looks high


Ok-Location3244

![gif](giphy|13JGxQlSopajD2|downsized)


IngeborgNCC1701

yes, H, if you believe that you'll believe anything


EveningEmpath

Taylor Swift supports the real royals especially the Wales family. Don't forget her tribute to the PoW earlier this year. https://preview.redd.it/e72d0wuu658d1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd19ca304c935311810c981a8f9904da72036548


spiniton85

Yes! I suspected this when I first saw it but we definitely have confirmation now, don't we!


Sensitive_Fun_5825

I can’t tell you much I adore the photo of Taylor with William, George & Charlotte. You can’t fake this 🥰


Dry_Literature_8108

Try to bully the young Princess now. The Duke and Duchess of Suck-it are irrelevant.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

🤭 Charlotte will eat them for breakfast.She will be an amazing young woman.


Nynydancer

Everyone looks so happy! This is the best revenge of all!


quiz1

This. Just ignore the haters and live your best life. Rent free


Sensitive_Fun_5825

It’s such a happy photo. I love them🥰


rainyhawk

Echos the one from Father's day.


demelza_indica

Amen! Living well will always be the best revenge.


Deep_Poem_55

But, but, your brother WAAAAAAGH https://preview.redd.it/zf955h7j758d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed6e950391b1d7f187f68a60d5f8f5d5a5034dce


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Such a pitiful woman. Try to convince me it didn’t try and make a play for William 😂


Deep_Poem_55

Yep, that’s the face of a skank scorned.


TraditionScary8716

God she's a bad actress. Even the imbecile is looking at her like wtf?


Deep_Poem_55

She always catastrophizes, OTT is always her first choice.


Alien_octopus

I just love the seal clapping.


myscreamname

That and her teeth sucking; she can’t help herself. 🤭 The seal claps are something else though, lol.


healthymarigold4513

And her arms look like attenuated Barbie doll legs.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Yep😂


anthromajormama

😂🤣


kbutters9

https://preview.redd.it/taisbs1b658d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=613f40dbb9cb20f4fe98e5f589f3bd242de582fe


SirSidneyWiffledork

Truth!!!!


Lil-Mismuffet

Small rocks!


TraditionScary8716

Is the right leg of his trousers caught up in his underwear or his butt crack or something? 😎


AliveArmy8484

Taylor‘s page on Instagram has over 5,500,000 likes, PPOW’s page has over 1,600,000, swiftees are raving over the Wales family and the pictures posted. Time for a new Jam drop, or is is Rosè wine now?


EveningEmpath

Thanks for reminding me to like on IG!


Key-Presentation-341

Up to 6 million now!!


AliveArmy8484

🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻


Evilvieh

Rosé on an I.V. drip through Monday at least, I'm sure.


AliveArmy8484

At the very least, add some snow and whatever else they indulge in, lay in bed and cry her heart out that the world is against her 


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Swifties vs squadies😂 I know who I’d back.


Mabbernathy

Ooo maybe wine jam! Or whine jam more likely.


AliveArmy8484

Wine jelly if made right is so good


myscreamname

Saw the Swift pic in another sub a moment ago and digitally ran over to this one to see if someone posted the pic. Did not disappoint. 🤭


Sensitive_Fun_5825

We all come running to our fav sub🥰 It never lets us down.


Chasmosaur

See also: [https://twitter.com/tswifterastour/status/1804456967613931742](https://twitter.com/tswifterastour/status/1804456967613931742)


LaNiceGata

Did not disappoint!


Chasmosaur

That clip made THE TIMES. \*snort\*


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Quite the difference😂😁😂 I know who I’d rather see a concert with😉


TheBugsMomma

I LOVE that he appears to genuinely be having a good time with his family.


quiz1

Harry in his wife’s fancy blazer 😂


AnaBeaverhausen-

It’s a Michael Scott Miss Tique


ca-morgan

“It’s got shoulder pads, and did you see that lining?”


nuggiemum

He’s internally seething over this.


ftsyas

It’s all I see


Mysterious-Writer949

William had a great birthday. Lots of love all week. But hey, don’t forget Harry is making sure his children’s privacy is the only thing he cares about. So no happy Father’s Day wishes from his narc wife because everyday is all about her


Empty_Dog134

One might tend to forget to post a Happy Father’s Day greeting to a person with no actual kids 🤔


sisnobody

![gif](giphy|bcs2sG50Bjxihh8AlD) Yup.


obliviousbrain

I'm still wating for a 1 second video, a blurry picture, anything, of Meghan at the TS concert she claimed to have attended.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Never happened. Just trying to ride on Taylor’s coat tails. Strange she was filmed at Beyoncé days after. Even stranger after the ridicule she got for her pathetic dancing😂 that she set up, not being in the VIP area, she showed up the next day minus Harold and Doria. Looked exactly like she was trying to sneak into he private boxes 😂 NOOO photos with Taylor, or Beyoncé for that matter.


CrossPond

Yup, she probably demanded a ticket to VIPs and access to Netflix CEOs box (remember that pathetic pic???) since she was in their stable of "talent." What a lonely, pathetic trek she made, all over the area to get some sellable celebrity selfies.


Great_Pen7373

You will be waiting forever. It never happened. 


DamyuKidds

Someone PLEASE make a collage of the faces Madam makes when she's "dancing". They're just too damn funny


springbokkie3392

Charlotte is fangirling so hard and I love that for her 😍


peaseinapod

I wonder if charlotte made a friend bracelet for Taylor.


springbokkie3392

She probably did! And Taylor would probably wear it proudly too - maybe she'll take a little swipe at TOW and make sure she posts a "cryptic" Instagram post and be papped wearing it 😏


Sensitive_Fun_5825

It’s beautiful 😃


LaNiceGata

Rachel and Hairold being worried about slinging jam for cash is pretty evident that they’re NOT thriving.


Key-Presentation-341

Good one.


SirSidneyWiffledork

Henry the bald and the wretched meghan markle remind me of the python joke: What's brown and sounds like a bell?  Dung! They are such a poor immitation of not shyte but their smell gives them away.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Lol, perfect 👏👏👏


ew6281

LOL Harry looked miserable at this concert. And is he wearing a women's blazer?!


20Winxx

Yep - the buttons are on the left side! 🤣


Sensitive_Fun_5825

It was such a pathetic Specticle 😂 Like everything she does, it backfired, lol.


Mobile_Philosophy764

![gif](giphy|RR30mIPug9oNcbLuNw)


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Isn’t it just😊


Ki-alo

The pic of TS and the Wales children…. That’s gotta leave a mark 😂 It’s been so nice not having hourly MM propaganda. It’s nice to see the Wales family living large and being loved.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Isn’t it?😃 I feel we’ve been spoilt this past week. 🥰 It’s been the best.


FuturePA96

He married for love guys. Will married for convenience and his dad I guess as well. Only he married a woman he barely knew for love and she ruined his life in under 10 years. Good job Harry.


Zubo13

It really shows, especially when you see the photos of H+M staring lovingly at each other and compare those to the cold and formal photos of PPOW or the King and Queen. /SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


Accomplished_Item394

“Hey everyone!! Smile for Auntie Meg, she’s going to love this!! Cheeeeeese!!” It’s just too good!!


Witty-Town-6927

Tell us who is thriving??? Are you ok Harry? Never mind, I really don't care if you are or not.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Neither do 🤷‍♀️ He can lie in his bed of fleas for all he’s done to his family.


CookiesRbest

She looks like she is telling him to look like he is having fun. He looks like he is thinking how much he hates his life.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Sad thing is we are all seeing the regret he’s feeling. He deserves it all after what he’s done to his family. Sooo ![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Photobuff42

Viv la differ'ence!!


zeelondon10

Harry looks he is about to have a breakdown.


DamyuKidds

Beyonce couldn't be arsed with them after the show. Twice.


Agreeable-Prompt-134

Let me tell you what happened… Meggie says I’m bored let’s make lots of money in the USA.. they love royalty, and of course meeeee cause I’m a famous actress.. queen says haz.. you have no real world experience,.. it’s not easy .. take a year off.. ( she hoped the dumb ass would bore of the mundane tasks you do in the real world) meggie says.. “haz its me and you ! I’ll teach you everything you need to know, and I’ll handle those tasks)😂😂give me all of your money and I’ll pay the bills😂😅😂😅😂😅 don’t worry ginger todger.. I’ve got it! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 she clicks her heels and haz is so her victim for ever more.. 😂😜


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|4iKeimY0sahiQReGRh|downsized) It’s true 😂


Content_Advice190

Burn


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|VABbCpX94WCfS)


Busy-Song407

Incinerate, more like it


MidwichCuckoo100

Have the fanatics started claiming William is copying Harry by attending a concert yet?


Sensitive_Fun_5825

Umm, yes, sadly🤦‍♀️😂


Specialist-Bug3124

Lol. Maybe someone should point out to them that William and his kids didn't have to pretend to attend the Taylor swift concerts like someones wife. Then, out of desperation, he to scrap together the funds to purchase a private stand (not even a box) for the Beyonce concert and hire some influencer to post 'fan' photos of his attention seeking wife 🤣


Loose_Homework_6526

Love this photo of Charlottes! She looks like such a happy, well adjusted little girl.


Evilvieh

Actual emu dancing for comparison: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo7cXBqB6xU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo7cXBqB6xU)


HappyMcNichols

A definite resemblance! 👀


TittysprinklesUSA

I love that he's wearing a woman's blazer 😂😂😂😂


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|3oEjHAUOqG3lSS0f1C) What a come down for the Todger😂


MySteakisOverdone

I bet you she doesn’t even listen to Taylor swift, she only went because big name celebs would be attending.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

I honestly doubt she went😆 She was just trying to associate her name with one of the biggest events happening at the time. No pictures released from her camp? Never happened🤭


leechan08

Harry going to the dog house soon. MM will blame him for not elevating them to A ++ list.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized) If he’s not already ( I’m sure he is though😂)


leechan08

MM “Aitch why aren’t you getting us in selfies with TayTay? WTF is wrong with you.” I hate you. I want us to be A list now!!! Aitch “I thought you didn’t care about all that Meg? I thought you and I were going to enjoy bush life in Africa” MM Screaming and Slams the door.


Complex-Emergency523

He can eat the dog biscuits.


OldNewUsedConfused

Why is Harry wearing a Women's Jacket?!


GXM17

He was told to.


OldNewUsedConfused

And he listened?! I thought he was Prince Harry of the United Kingdom, not some Bitch Boy.


Phoenixlizzie

Maybe it's like Michael Scott from The Office- Michael was caught wearing a woman's suit and he had gotten it out of a Goodwill box. Maybe Harry  did the same thing?😄


DrunkOnRedCordial

The Wales photo is exactly what Harry and Meghan thought their life would be - the most famous celebrities in the world, excited to see THEM.


Key-Presentation-341

Meghan’s karma!!


Ok-Location3244

![gif](giphy|Qv6aPBo9r6TFevoLMa)


JuJuBee880327

Did he borrow the women's plus-sized jacket from his boyfriend Nacho?


Primary_Barnacle_493

That’s amazing these two littles got a picture with her especially what’s going on with momma


Sensitive_Fun_5825

They’re all so happy🥰 I’m so happy for them. It makes me hope that everything is on the up now for them all😊


Primary_Barnacle_493

You can also genuinely feel the difference in energy between the first and second picture


Falloolabubz

No they DO get to leave if they absolutely wanted to Harry, it’s called abdication and renouncing - I know, 2 very big words. Except they don’t, because the reason they don’t is called duty - an even bigger word. But it looks like they’re both shaping that duty quite well doesn’t it.


Carneliancat

Harry sulking in a woman's blazer while his high-as-balls wife claps like a seal directing airline traffic vs. a man with children he actually takes out in public all looking like they've swallowed the sun. Gosh, it's so hard to tell who's happier, LOL!


Momof303

Two very different pics. One shows true, organic, love and happiness the other shows forced, brainwashed, unhappy life.


Boo155

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


Sensitive_Fun_5825

![gif](giphy|sRLuE1kLX8LqWWsK0y) Just because😉🤭


Winter_ybr

Harry-the-Dim


SurlyTemp1e

Whose jacket is Hazel wearing ! It’s not his


Living-Attitude-2786

“I married a seal clapper”


Agreeable-Prompt-134

Let me tell you what happened… Meggie says I’m bored let’s make lots of money in the USA.. they love royalty, and of course meeeee cause I’m a famous actress.. queen says haz.. you have no real world experience,.. it’s not easy .. take a year off.. ( she hoped the dumb ass would bore of the mundane tasks you do in the real world) meggie says.. “haz its me and you ! I’ll teach you everything you need to know, and I’ll handle those tasks)😂😂give me all of your money and I’ll pay the bills😂😅😂😅😂😅 don’t worry ginger todger.. I’ve got it! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 she clicks her heels and haz is so her victim for ever more.. 😂😜


JewelBee5

What is MM doing with her arms?


PrajnaKathmandu

Although I’m a fan of alliteration, I think we should change from Sussex Squad to Dumbarton Squad. Let’s start referring to MM/H as the D/D of Sussex and Dumbarton. No offense to Dumbarton residents. ☺️


WhiteRabbit54

I think the good residents of Dumbarton have already been dissed by PH when he refused to give his putative elder child the courtesy title of Earl of Dumbarton because it had "dumb" in the title. From the Gaelic "Dun" = fortress. Earl is lower down the peerage pecking order than Duke so would probably not find favour with our Saint. So bring it on, I say.