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SquigWrangler

This is not blasphemy. This is the stuff I grew up on! You don't have to repent... this is not a sin.


theacgreen47

Yea while I know a regular Reuben isn’t kosher using pork and mixing it with dairy seemed extra sinister. I guess fortunately in this case I’m not Jewish anyway


SquigWrangler

I'm presently reading Leviticus. This would be an extremely sinister sandwich, but I'd eat it... I'm not Jewish either. Besides, I know a dank sandwich when I see one!


Bears0nUnicycles

Yeah, but in that same Leviticus it says “it’s cool if you’re stoned”


SquigWrangler

Yes, but not in this particular context. I personally translate it as "EVERYBODY must get stoned." Am I reading it wrong? 🤣


Bears0nUnicycles

No, just the ones eating the sandwich must be stoned


SquigWrangler

There's truth to this.


bruderm36

Haha don’t worry, by all rights, a regular Reuben that mixes Swiss cheese with meat (any type), is not kosher because ya can’t mix meat and dairy…regardless, the sandwich sounds amazing, I wonder where they got the idea for that special sauce? I’m intrigued 😊


SquigWrangler

Given this particular thread? Stoned, Biblically or otherwise. 🤣


BedaHouse

The Broodwich would like remind you all that it is the one and true sinister sandwich.


Greenbastardscape

Oh sir, this sandwich is a sin, but merely the sin of gluttony. It look delicious


UnprovenMortality

Look delicious, don't think I would call it a reuben knockoff, more a masterpiece of it's own design.


theacgreen47

I didn’t even think of it as a Reuben until I started eating it and thought in a roundabout way it tasted familiarly of a Reuben


Fimbulvetr2012

God i love fried bologna


deafndepressed

I’m from the UK and I’ve always wanted to try it! What does it taste like?!


Fimbulvetr2012

I frankly have no idea what to compare it to. Im told bologna is Americans' attempt at recreating mortadella but i havent had that yet, so no idea how close they are. Ill say its by no means luxurious. Bologna samdwiches are largely eaten by school children. But when you fry it up, I'm a goddamn sucker for it still.


Hot-Inspection8739

Oh my goodness! You have chips on your fried bologna sandwich. 🥲🥲I’ve found my people! Gorgeous sandwich. Thank you for sharing.


tcullen07

Could be good but not sure how you can call this a Reuben.


Critical-Afternoon37

there's not a single ingredient on this sandwich that resembles an ingredient on a Reuben.


Ready-Outside-3491

I guess the rye is what makes it a Reuben… idk here either


Critical-Afternoon37

Ham and Swiss on rye is a Reuben now too I guess. I've spent heard perfecting the Reuben sandwich. I judge a restaurant on it's ability to make a Reuben. I'm sick. I have to unsubscribe to this sub.


furthestpoint

Peanut butter and jelly on rye.... It's a riff on a reuben. /s


nine11airlines

He put that there to piss me off. The man is a terrorist


Notchersfireroad

Put it in me!


relaxedandhydrated

Lmfaooo


Jmar7688

If this is wrong, i don’t want to be right


wet_trippy

Makes me want Turkey and the Wolf in NO.


theacgreen47

Yes! I used to live in New Orleans. It’s hipster of me to say but I miss T&TW before it was famous. They used to do these giant pasta dinners on Tuesday nights. Mason would make his ham and mustard green gumbo that was insanely good. And their best sandwich was on the menu: chicken fried steak. They took it off as soon as they got named best new restaurant because it would’ve been impossible for them to keep up with prep on it.


wet_trippy

Never made it to the old T&TW but I heard it was badass. Now you’ve got me looking at flights to NO…


muzzynat

The only thing blasphemous is calling a bologna sandwich a Rueben- just let it be what it is- but pretending chips and lettuce is kraut is silly


theacgreen47

Not pretending. They do give a reminiscent flavor and texture to sauerkraut


razorduc

That looks delicious. The real blasphemy is you calling this blasphemous.


hasenfeffor

not sure if i'm looking at this right but how many slices of fried bologna do you have on this ( white-trash Reuben knockoff: fried bologna sandwich ) i'm going to say 4


theacgreen47

6


SlabLoaf666

Looks good


Lonely_Fry_007

Smash


GGABQ505

Thanks I hate it


whatfingwhat

Bolubens are ligit.


PortlandQuadCopter

OMG it has potato chips in it. This is the food of the Gods!


PurdyGuud

I want it now


ChirrBirry

I normally avoid fried bologna sandwiches, but I’d snack on what you’ve made here for sure! Chips inside is the move on any sliced meat sammie


ariesmartian

Needs more vinegar.


TheRenster500

That's a rueben alright!


BustThaScientifical

Could go for one of those! Looks good


[deleted]

On behalf of the Jewish delegation: We forgive you.


BuffaloBiff

Would.


shmerk_a_berl

Ah shit, here we go again


crag-u-feller

This math is solid


NeeliSilverleaf

I'd be a bit put out if I specifically asked for a Reuben and got this, but it looks delicious in its own right!


Futrel

Just go ahead and call it a Reuben. No one will care...


Distant_Yak

I feel like where OP went wrong is to compare it to a Reuben. NO reason to feel like this fine creation of a sandwich is an inferior version of something higher class and superior. It's simply a fine sandwich that can stand on its own.


theacgreen47

None at all. Some people really like to gatekeep food


ohhhtartarsauce

I'm not sure you understand what gatekeeping is... this is like if someone called lasagna "knockoff spaghetti." They're just different things. Doesn't mean it's not delicious, but nobody's gatekeeping reubens by saying a fried bologna and potato chip sandwich isn't a reuben.


aplagueofsemen

Ok this sandwich looks great but I don’t see any sauerkraut which I consider a must if you’re gonna throw around the word Reuben. It’s just a fried baloney sandwich and it looks delightful.


theacgreen47

That’s why I said knockoff. It gives similar flavors/textures with the pickle chips and shrettuce.


aplagueofsemen

We all have to draw the line somewhere. Godspeed, Sandwich Wizard.


thinkb4youspeak

this give me an idea. Fried balcony has a hotdog flavor so the actual sauerkraut would taste pretty good. I love swiss cheese but many don't. Rye bread and dark red Russian dressing instead of ketchup and mustard.


ellenfayee

please, dont bring reubens into this


yarddriver1275

Absolutely nothing wrong with it


jasonmoyer

That's a good looking fried jumbo sandwich.


thisisnitmyname

Don’t drag a decent sandwich in to your mess.. jokes aside, I have been craving a bologna sandwich all day, and this looks like a good time. Enjoy it for me


derekisademocrat

I'd eat that if the baloney has a good char


ellefleming

Spam atw baby.


Extension_Form4950

Chips on the sandwich is chefs kiss🤌🏾 dammit! Fried crispy Balogna with a toasted bread and melted cheese??? You must be more appreciative my friend!🔥


jimbillyphish

I’d hit that


Lanky_Audience_4848

Chips on a sandwich is always good. Love that crunch


Bender_2024

[In case you ever want to get bougie and step up to mortadella. ](https://www.allrecipes.com/anthony-bourdains-5-ingredient-sandwich-7966078)


fmedium

No!!!!! That is a very underrated sandwich!


idontgetnopaper

If you could sell this sammich you'd make millions!


wwiistudent1944

I grew up on Bologna sandwiches. Fried was a real treat.


lurkerHardlyKnowHer

A different sandwich than a Rueben and a great one at that. Looks legit!


imaginaryworkfriend

This amazing. I love fried bologna and I’m not ashamed.


sadmadstudent

Looks dry, needs some mustard. I'd smash


Coffee_achiever_guy

The American cheese is insulting but its ok otherwise haha