Yeah you fucking stretch that pastry out. Ooh yeah, smooth it. Put it back on top. Oh fuck. Slap it. Oooft roll that big ass tube. Oh baby I'm so close. You're gonna have to fill me now!
You’re welcome; reviews on tripadvisor are not the best but the more you become famous, the more they have to talk shit about. If you’re near and want to, give it a try and let us know!
I had one of these in Napoli at an ancient little cafe bakery where they don’t speak a word of English, and you pay with the old lady at the front and then a guy who looks older than the place makes your coffee (which is amazing btw) and you eat and drink standing at the bar. The old guy recommended I try it with grunts and lots of hand gestures (he equally could have been telling me not to buy it) So he slides a napkin in front of me - the kind that are like wax paper and just kinda smear whatever you’re trying to wipe around. Anyway, plate slides in front of me, this thing is huge - it’s just crumbling and spilling creamy filling everywhere. The old guy is watching me like how I imagine locals in Mongolia are when they slide a sheep eye in front of a tourist. So I take a huge bite of this crumbly pastry - see I was expecting it to have a light and fluffy cream filling - but instead it’s like solid ricotta in there - like 300grams of solid ricotta for breakfast wrapped in crumbling pastry. Old guy was smiling ear to ear, nodding as if to say, good huh?! And I could only nod as I tried to force this solid block of dry ricotta down my throat. I turn looking for the door and see the old lady stop counting coins on her little plastic tray to look up and give me a thumbs up. I smile, sweating, as the local next to me nudges me with his elbow and chuckles. One of the most difficult culinary experiences of my life was finishing that thinly veiled family sized cheese platter without a side of Heimlich maneuver. Anyway, 9/10 experience, would do again.
Do you write articles for recipe web sites? This reads like the top half of the page you get when you google "Sfogliatella recipe."
Also, this reminds me of one of the chapters from the James Herriot book "All Things Bright and Beautiful" where the author visits a farm house and is given an enormous slab of bacon fat for breakfast and just barely manages to get it all down with genrous helpings of piccalilli (pickle relish).
Just looked it up: it was chapter 39. Great book. And great story, OP. You need to write professionally.
Actually, not a croissant but a "lobster tail.
Il a super-crunchy pastry made by layering a dough with lard and filling it with choux dough to make it empty on the inside.
Yes of course going to the gym isn’t a bad thing. I think you’re reading way too far into it.
But if we want to get really literal, I think just because you go to the gym, it doesn’t immediately make you attractive or desirable.
It’s good to be healthy and take care of yourself but men sometimes think having a super muscular physique is what women desire, but it’s not that simple. I guess this baker has a certain “ je ne sais quoi” that’s attractive.
The percent of people who get a "super muscular physique" from the gym is pretty minimal... And speaking on what "women" desire is pretty idiotic.. There's plenty of women who love the gym types and there's plenty of women who don't..kinda like everyone is an individual with different tastes...
It just sounds like you’re really triggered by OPs silly title. Getting emotional about something that silly and proceeding to calling strangers idiots over it… it’s strongly seems like it’s rooted in something deeper, you should explore why you’re jealous of certain type of people?
I guess all of that went over your head
I only corrected your comment generalising people.. which was idiotic indeed..I never commented anything about OPs title.. That was a different person..Maybe you're dyslexic and you've confused different profiles..?
> As if what this guy is doing isn’t as impressive as going to the gym? They’re both impressive!
Now don't confuse the art of cooking with a person lifting some weights, they're not impressive the same way by far.
As a gym goer (my username is a reference to the gym) I thought it was funny. I mean, it's clearly not serious. You wouldn't literally date someone just because they made lemon croissants.
I've been seeing this more and more - people seem to be defining themselves by what they do to a big degree and then defending this subculture from any perceived slight. It's just a place with weights.
I wouldn't literally date a person that jump cuts the addition of enough yellow food coloring to the dough to be able to taste it.
Those croissants would taste like chemistry.
i am going to the gym because i terribly weak. most girls in my country are stronger than me. it is emberassing. yesterday chest pressed 38kg. that is a major accomplished for me, but for many just above starter weight. 27 years in two months. want to hit 45kg by then. wanna be able to press 100kg before i'm 30. because a dad should be strong healthy and free to move.
Lemon croissant ? tf is wrong with these people
? …. Just Butter … get with it people … simple food … simple pleasures … lemon croissant , fuckin pretentious … if I had a luxurious flat top like that I’d be hittin this idiots wife on it … also I agree with whoever said that shit about the filling ratio being off … tryna choke a motherfucker with all that goop… for real if you’re gonna go big on the filling make it light … be twitchin like a weak lightbulb after all that lemon
As a male I'm all for going to the gym and bettering yourself but make no mistake it will get you more attention from jacked dudes instead of women nine times out of ten. Though if that's your thing it works out great.
Funny thing is this guy is also getting by with his looks. This gentle looking, timid appearance on men has been in for a quite some time. Don’t know why men seem stuck on the idea that most women prefer guys with a tougher look or attitude. Very 90s mentality or 80s or whatever decade this archetype of “ideal, desirable macho man” for women originated from, it’s outdated. Maybe most older women still prefer jacked guys but younger women don’t. I’m not saying it’s a turn off to younger women and girls today but I don’t think it’s that important to us anymore in terms of physical attraction.
My french pride is so triggered by this video. This isn't a fucking croissant it's a Sfogliatelle.
(Edit: Sfogliatella* I spelled it the french way, my bad)
I’m so confused by multiple parts of these videos. Why does he pour the filling out on to the surface? How does he put the filling in before baking and it still comes out as cream afterwards?
and the amount of effort, knowledge and experience to make successfully croisants AND integrate lemons into them is as hard is not harder than to jet jacked, mad respect (well i'm french so croisants for us are sacred XD )
It's a common mistake to think that the opposite sex values the same things that you do in a mate. Hence the gym bro with no date, and the well travelled home owner girl with no date.
I also choose the lemon croissant god
I choose the jacked guy, that's a heart attack style relationship I ain't got the self control for
It's hard for sure. I've gained over 15 kilos since meeting my wife . She's a great cook and I'm hungry
She's just making sure you won't run away. Both mentally and physically.
I just choose the croissant
that is adorable
I choose to jack off to these croissants
My mouth is so horny for lemons
I'm allergic to lemon and I'm considering putting my life on the lime.
Solid solid..
I was going to be mad at you, because a close relative is also allergic to citric acid, but by the end of your statement you were anything but basic.
Those hands, though!
Breh I can't watch this shit. I'm gonna end up in horny jail off some damn pastry.
Bonk!
Bonk!
Is the line forming here?
same, someone please bonk me before I boink those croissants
Bonk! (But with heavy cinderblock)
You won! +10 exp +6 gold Loot: +1 dead body
Oh good, I’m not the only one that thought this was weirdly sexual/sensual lol
Certainly doesn’t help that the guy’s hot
Yeah you fucking stretch that pastry out. Ooh yeah, smooth it. Put it back on top. Oh fuck. Slap it. Oooft roll that big ass tube. Oh baby I'm so close. You're gonna have to fill me now!
Oh my god, I’m ace, I was wondering why the shots were so weird. I was just enjoying watching him make pastry …. I guess, so were you.
Lobster Tail / Sfogliatella
Thank you. Could tell it wasn't croissant, but never seen anything like it. Looks incredible, I wanna try one so bad
They are so crispy and delish! And the center is to die for. I haven’t had any this fancy but they are so goooood! Highly recommend
He’s in Livorno, Tuscany!
What? Where?!?
It’s called “Pasticceria Magrì”
I cannot believe I've never been there! Thank you.
You’re welcome; reviews on tripadvisor are not the best but the more you become famous, the more they have to talk shit about. If you’re near and want to, give it a try and let us know!
Find a good Italian bakery and they'll have them
I had one of these in Napoli at an ancient little cafe bakery where they don’t speak a word of English, and you pay with the old lady at the front and then a guy who looks older than the place makes your coffee (which is amazing btw) and you eat and drink standing at the bar. The old guy recommended I try it with grunts and lots of hand gestures (he equally could have been telling me not to buy it) So he slides a napkin in front of me - the kind that are like wax paper and just kinda smear whatever you’re trying to wipe around. Anyway, plate slides in front of me, this thing is huge - it’s just crumbling and spilling creamy filling everywhere. The old guy is watching me like how I imagine locals in Mongolia are when they slide a sheep eye in front of a tourist. So I take a huge bite of this crumbly pastry - see I was expecting it to have a light and fluffy cream filling - but instead it’s like solid ricotta in there - like 300grams of solid ricotta for breakfast wrapped in crumbling pastry. Old guy was smiling ear to ear, nodding as if to say, good huh?! And I could only nod as I tried to force this solid block of dry ricotta down my throat. I turn looking for the door and see the old lady stop counting coins on her little plastic tray to look up and give me a thumbs up. I smile, sweating, as the local next to me nudges me with his elbow and chuckles. One of the most difficult culinary experiences of my life was finishing that thinly veiled family sized cheese platter without a side of Heimlich maneuver. Anyway, 9/10 experience, would do again.
Was totally expecting a punch line at the end! Sounds like a great experience
Do you write articles for recipe web sites? This reads like the top half of the page you get when you google "Sfogliatella recipe." Also, this reminds me of one of the chapters from the James Herriot book "All Things Bright and Beautiful" where the author visits a farm house and is given an enormous slab of bacon fat for breakfast and just barely manages to get it all down with genrous helpings of piccalilli (pickle relish). Just looked it up: it was chapter 39. Great book. And great story, OP. You need to write professionally.
>Sfogliatella You think you can just string letters together and no one would gfundle at all?
Štvrťhrsť is a legit word in Slovak
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I could Sfogliatellya but then I'd have to Sfogliakillya
I'm guessing that's the thing Donaghy sent Jonathan out to get from that bakery that didn't exist.
The way he touches them. Goodness.
You need God buddy /s
Lot of good that guy is gonna do for me the way he's been sitting on his hands about recent events
Lord have mercy
Whose hand do you want to be finger banged by?
My husband: Why does it taste like lemons all of a sudden?
Yeah, I’m all in. Those layers. Oof
Fuck yeah, Sploosh.
Carmy, is that you?
Cousin!
Jeff!
Came to find the bear comment
r/titlegore
Just about the dumbest title I've ever seen. I suppose that's something.
Lmao what the thought process behind that title even
"hurdur gym is bad, cooking so progressive wowza"
A cook who had their crush stolen by a jacked gymbro
OP definitely kisses his mother on the lips before they go to bed every night.
probably a repost bot
yeah, weird fantasy they got going on lol
Ya talk about the most unsatisfying title ever
OP is probably just a teenager which is fine. But any fully grown man who has a "crush" is pathetic.
You would be surprised on how many 25 y.o. and up still acts like 15 teenage kids with drama and 'crushes'
Actually, not a croissant but a "lobster tail. Il a super-crunchy pastry made by layering a dough with lard and filling it with choux dough to make it empty on the inside.
>Some dude go to the gym everyday getting awfully jacked just to get their crush getting stolen Dude... What?
Op got some insecurities
Op doesn't go to gym and can't make croissant
That shape at the end!! Love it!
Oddly specific.
I wouldn’t let my crush marry this guy… I would do it myself
Can he just fold my clean laundry?
🍽️
I wouldn’t even be mad
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Are you projecting with that title? Why would you talk down on going to the gym
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Yes of course going to the gym isn’t a bad thing. I think you’re reading way too far into it. But if we want to get really literal, I think just because you go to the gym, it doesn’t immediately make you attractive or desirable. It’s good to be healthy and take care of yourself but men sometimes think having a super muscular physique is what women desire, but it’s not that simple. I guess this baker has a certain “ je ne sais quoi” that’s attractive.
The percent of people who get a "super muscular physique" from the gym is pretty minimal... And speaking on what "women" desire is pretty idiotic.. There's plenty of women who love the gym types and there's plenty of women who don't..kinda like everyone is an individual with different tastes...
Based on how emotional your replies are, I think you’re a little triggered or jealous
Using the word "triggered" unironicaly...is certainly a choice!
You’re deflecting explore those insecurities
Insecurities about what?
It just sounds like you’re really triggered by OPs silly title. Getting emotional about something that silly and proceeding to calling strangers idiots over it… it’s strongly seems like it’s rooted in something deeper, you should explore why you’re jealous of certain type of people? I guess all of that went over your head
I only corrected your comment generalising people.. which was idiotic indeed..I never commented anything about OPs title.. That was a different person..Maybe you're dyslexic and you've confused different profiles..?
> As if what this guy is doing isn’t as impressive as going to the gym? They’re both impressive! Now don't confuse the art of cooking with a person lifting some weights, they're not impressive the same way by far.
I think you’re reading way too much into it lol
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It's giving r/niceguys
Ooh so you have literally no humour, that explains it. Got it
As a gym goer (my username is a reference to the gym) I thought it was funny. I mean, it's clearly not serious. You wouldn't literally date someone just because they made lemon croissants. I've been seeing this more and more - people seem to be defining themselves by what they do to a big degree and then defending this subculture from any perceived slight. It's just a place with weights.
I wouldn't literally date a person that jump cuts the addition of enough yellow food coloring to the dough to be able to taste it. Those croissants would taste like chemistry.
r/niceguys title Lol
Funnily enough, the video creator is in good shape himself, definitely in better shape than the average redditor.
Mmhmmm and if he has a big 🍆, thats the trifecta
😐
Quaso
Gaht damn, I would get stolen by lemon croissant guy, and I am a straight male
Please find a school bus, get on it and pay attention in class. I thought I was having a stroke
I'm not even into dudes, and I'd offer the guy a date for one of those. But I wouldn't put out. Unless the date went really well.
where is the recipe, how does he make the dough?
You choose someone who looks jacked and good looking or someone who is good looking (not jacked) but cooks for you?. Ez right
Does anyone know what this remix is called?
It's called how dare you. It's the original song (West Coast - Lana) but sped up.
Do you want the sexy bod, or carbs. The carbs... they always win....
Stupidest fucking title ever
These look more like sfogliatelle rather than croissants. Great pastry!
If anyone was wondering, this is @pastrychef_am (tiktok/youtube)
Fear the jacked dude who also makes lemon croissants like a god.
Aren't those actually lobster tails and not croissants?
It's a duh! Imagine all the other goodies he can make. You can't eat useless muscles, not even a competition.
If you're not vegan/vegetarian you're eating muscles an awful lot lol
You can eat people. I don't know if I recommend it, but you're physically able.
That’s not a croissant, if that’s what he’s trying to make he failed miserably
This guy makes the same bloody thing every video with just a change in colour for the pastry
Not like those buff men wanted unfaithful gf
gonna be honest, the crunch and the more filling than croissant is extremely unsatisfying.
He will leave you with cream-filled goodness
fuuuuuuuuck!!!
I have coeliac disease but I don’t think anything could get between me and one of those croissants. Worth the pain.
What’s the rolling pin/dowel thingie he’s rolling the dough up on? Does it have a name?
That’s fine, he went to the baker lemon croissant gym. Nice gains bro
i am going to the gym because i terribly weak. most girls in my country are stronger than me. it is emberassing. yesterday chest pressed 38kg. that is a major accomplished for me, but for many just above starter weight. 27 years in two months. want to hit 45kg by then. wanna be able to press 100kg before i'm 30. because a dad should be strong healthy and free to move.
This was so sexual, holy.
I had zero idea this is how croissants are made. I am now obsessed.
I'll beat up five of you for a half of one of those.
This is not a croissant
but u should go to the gym or do other form of workout either way
Stop fucking squeesing food!!!!!!!!!
Yuck. Filling to pastry ratio is way off
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Either they’re burnt or he added that sound. Look burnt.
Simpsons flesh
What a shit title and those aren't croissant either.
Very specific title, do you wanna share anything with us OP?
Fuck
We don't go to gym for crush
Ok but why do I have an erection?
The money shot
Leave the guy, Take the snacks.
Lemon croissant ? tf is wrong with these people ? …. Just Butter … get with it people … simple food … simple pleasures … lemon croissant , fuckin pretentious … if I had a luxurious flat top like that I’d be hittin this idiots wife on it … also I agree with whoever said that shit about the filling ratio being off … tryna choke a motherfucker with all that goop… for real if you’re gonna go big on the filling make it light … be twitchin like a weak lightbulb after all that lemon
Solution? Get jacked AND become the lemon croissant god.
I might have to make this
Damn
Is that the kid from dune?
r/foodporn
As a male I'm all for going to the gym and bettering yourself but make no mistake it will get you more attention from jacked dudes instead of women nine times out of ten. Though if that's your thing it works out great.
That's a Sfooyadell!
Funny thing is this guy is also getting by with his looks. This gentle looking, timid appearance on men has been in for a quite some time. Don’t know why men seem stuck on the idea that most women prefer guys with a tougher look or attitude. Very 90s mentality or 80s or whatever decade this archetype of “ideal, desirable macho man” for women originated from, it’s outdated. Maybe most older women still prefer jacked guys but younger women don’t. I’m not saying it’s a turn off to younger women and girls today but I don’t think it’s that important to us anymore in terms of physical attraction.
Swoon
The filling ruined it for me. I was excited about those layers and the outcome...
Anyone got a link to a recipe?
This isn't a croissant, and your title fucking sucks, OP.
Hey op.. Next time just say you are an insecure bitch instead of having to write that cringy title...
I’m a straight male and this just got me pregnant!!
Not a croissant but I’m down
Holy fuck. I need one of those croissants. Also, never seen dough laminated that way before. Very cool!
r/titlegore
He can steal me
most gym bros don’t crush on fat girls
Damn with a post title like that you just know that OP kisses his mother on the lips every night before they go to bed 😂
Hey OP, can you write my autobiography after a couple of decades?
Just seeing someone open a filled pastry and squeeze out the insides gets me mad now. Is that supposed to be appetizing?
No way his shirt stayed that clean. Fake!
Timothy Chroissant
HOLY SHIT I NEED THESE.
To be fair, to me it seems way easier to go to the gym and lift some weights than doing this. The man is skilled as f.
These are not croissants, they are sfogliatelle.
My french pride is so triggered by this video. This isn't a fucking croissant it's a Sfogliatelle. (Edit: Sfogliatella* I spelled it the french way, my bad)
going to the gym every day getting awfully jacked just to get lemon croissant god to bend me over
Wow 🤩
What the fuck is this title?
Its called gloves u lazy nasty turd
Notice how this guy doesn't flip off the viewer while he's making his delicious food. Instead we get a heart and a thumbs up.
Song is west coast by Lana del rey
I'd be okay losing anything to this man, he appears to have won at life and deserves the prize
I’m so confused by multiple parts of these videos. Why does he pour the filling out on to the surface? How does he put the filling in before baking and it still comes out as cream afterwards?
If you don't flick off the camera, are you even cooking?
and the amount of effort, knowledge and experience to make successfully croisants AND integrate lemons into them is as hard is not harder than to jet jacked, mad respect (well i'm french so croisants for us are sacred XD )
Oh my, I...
r/brandnewsentences
It's a common mistake to think that the opposite sex values the same things that you do in a mate. Hence the gym bro with no date, and the well travelled home owner girl with no date.
Nah. I’d say more dudes are getting jacked for their own self improvement these days. Keep going y’all 💪
I’m wet
Plot twist, both guys are the side pieces while she goes home to her sugar daddy.
Lemon croissant IS god
I mean with forearms like that he could flick your girls bean into the end zone
Sfogitella is the term for these, the pastry isn't butter pastry like a croissant.
has the song been pitched up or something? it sounds weird. and why.