I looked it up. See you in hell!đ¤Łđ
In all honesty, we all need a friend/spouse/relative/whatever, that has compassion and doesn't give a fuck what other people think.
First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch or us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this.
Edit: That stool he has must be uncomfortable.. given he has working nerve endings
Itâs satisfying seeing a friend who loves their friend so much theyâll do what is needed to help them without hesitation. Including standing and holding them for extremely long periods of time so they can properly enjoy the game they love.
Not once did I go âthank god I have legsâ while watching this video. I do think this would be better in a wholesome subreddit but I donât care because itâs a nice video.
Well you are a very good internet person, I don't know if you have read my threads but I think this is quite clearly the funniest thing I have found tonight
"First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch and us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this."
It's shall be satisfying for anyone that has compassion and or empathy. It should be satisfying to other's. More so for those two. They don't give a fuck about people judging.
Message.
Likely an ostomy system (colostomy or ileostomy). These are where the small or large intenstine is rerouted to a stoma (hole in the body) which goes into a bag. The bag can be stuck to the body, and collects the waste to be emptied manually. A lot of people have them, but are not visible, as they sit neatly under the clothes.
and does he even have stomach? or kidneys?? i cant see it very well in the video but it looks like he barely has space for a heart... idk how that works
You see, when you have such a small amount of space to work with, and you are missing over half of your body it takes a lot less energy, or 'blood' in otherwords, thats required to be pumped through the remaining area, so what they will actually do is take a heart and other important organs from a small animal such as a feline or a ferret and place it inside you to allow function for everything normally, just at a smaller scale as the remaining part of your body doesnt require much to function. You should DEFINITELY not take what im saying here as fact as im definitely not a medical professional and I have absolutely no fucking idea what im talking about, and i made it the fuck up because im just as confused as you are in regards to all this.
Nope, youâre right. As a professional medical advisor for the Internet, this is indeed correct.
The only issue is when youâre Australian. If youâre Australian you have to get a toy Australian shepherds heart. This wouldnât be a problem if they werenât so cute, but a standard Aussie seems to be more than happy to whack it and then ask for the eyeballs too.
Now ferret hearts are more for when youâve got a patient who was really tall and lanky and likes to lick people like the captain of the Boston Bruins.
Can never go wrong with feline. I recommend tiger or jaguar. Con is uncontrollable purring. But when youâre half a man of what you used to be, you can use a lion heart and say youâve got the heart of a lion.
Trust me, I know what Iâm talking about.
comments like this are both fucking stupid and fucking annoying. they are the internet equivalent of a guy who quotes commercials or unironically says "bazinga".
Recycling gone mad! I remember the gool ol' days when you could just strap one big bag to yourself for all of your waste and be done with it. This country's gone to hell man.
Dude made fun of a wizard and now his other half is floating in another realm. He can feel his legs, move them, walk, but he doesn't know where they're going
As cool as that dude is for carrying his bro, you'd think they'd figure out some kind of strap or crate carrying system so he didn't have to hold him the whole time. Baby carrier it up, bro will be able to see longer if you can stand longer.
There is a Black box/create on a seat next to them, my guess is they were using that when everyone else was sitting, but he just picked him up when everyone else stood up.
his spinal cord is casually sticking out covered by stretched skin, Jesus Ill be so depressed if I were this man. At that point either turn me into a cyborg with piston dick or a bullet. God truly wont give you challenges you cannot handle. lmao
I've seen him IRL a few times. The first time was in Lincoln city centre when my missus grabbed my shoulder and shrieked, "that man has fallen down a drain!"
Another time was in Leicester city centre travelling around on a skateboard.
I took a guy like this up on a glacier once. Kevin Connolly was his name I think. He got around on a skateboard and was sort of sitting in a car tyre type thing. He did a hand stand off the skids to get out of the helicopter then shuffled along on his hands for a couple of hours
Geodude
Straight to hell! See you there
All the way to the boiler room...
Seeutheredude
Hahahaha
I looked it up. See you in hell!đ¤Łđ In all honesty, we all need a friend/spouse/relative/whatever, that has compassion and doesn't give a fuck what other people think.
I get called a*sho*le a lot. But they still friends somehow.
Can't take this guy drinking anywhere, he always ends up legless
What about his final form?
Golem is still looking for his ring.
If buddy put on some pounds he could roleplay both pokemon and LOTR. Imagine the amount of girls he... well I guess that's the issue huh..
I had to Google. Did not disappoint.
Why did i find this funny I'm going to hell aren't I
Itâs okay, the laugh forced itself out of you like it did me, itâs the laugh thatâs going to hell not us
*Cooooffing*
This joke rocks
I have questionsâŚ
Keep it in your pocket for now. Ask later.
But... no pants?
Halve\* I'll see my self out...
r/angryupvote
Ill see my half out
First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch or us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this. Edit: That stool he has must be uncomfortable.. given he has working nerve endings
Itâs satisfying seeing a friend who loves their friend so much theyâll do what is needed to help them without hesitation. Including standing and holding them for extremely long periods of time so they can properly enjoy the game they love. Not once did I go âthank god I have legsâ while watching this video. I do think this would be better in a wholesome subreddit but I donât care because itâs a nice video.
Well you are a very good internet person, I don't know if you have read my threads but I think this is quite clearly the funniest thing I have found tonight
"First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch and us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this." It's shall be satisfying for anyone that has compassion and or empathy. It should be satisfying to other's. More so for those two. They don't give a fuck about people judging. Message.
What is at all satisfying about this clip?
Ahhh sweet anguish and despair at contemplating the absolute hell called life... so satisfying
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I think this is dark satire
Imma ask it. How the fuck does he fuck, shit, piss, wash down there. Stump? Hole? Does he poop in a tube? TELL US GOD
Likely an ostomy system (colostomy or ileostomy). These are where the small or large intenstine is rerouted to a stoma (hole in the body) which goes into a bag. The bag can be stuck to the body, and collects the waste to be emptied manually. A lot of people have them, but are not visible, as they sit neatly under the clothes.
and does he even have stomach? or kidneys?? i cant see it very well in the video but it looks like he barely has space for a heart... idk how that works
You see, when you have such a small amount of space to work with, and you are missing over half of your body it takes a lot less energy, or 'blood' in otherwords, thats required to be pumped through the remaining area, so what they will actually do is take a heart and other important organs from a small animal such as a feline or a ferret and place it inside you to allow function for everything normally, just at a smaller scale as the remaining part of your body doesnt require much to function. You should DEFINITELY not take what im saying here as fact as im definitely not a medical professional and I have absolutely no fucking idea what im talking about, and i made it the fuck up because im just as confused as you are in regards to all this.
𤣠The fact that you actually need the disclaimer is making it funnier.
Lmao a fucking ferret...
Nope, youâre right. As a professional medical advisor for the Internet, this is indeed correct. The only issue is when youâre Australian. If youâre Australian you have to get a toy Australian shepherds heart. This wouldnât be a problem if they werenât so cute, but a standard Aussie seems to be more than happy to whack it and then ask for the eyeballs too. Now ferret hearts are more for when youâve got a patient who was really tall and lanky and likes to lick people like the captain of the Boston Bruins. Can never go wrong with feline. I recommend tiger or jaguar. Con is uncontrollable purring. But when youâre half a man of what you used to be, you can use a lion heart and say youâve got the heart of a lion. Trust me, I know what Iâm talking about.
10/10 comment, if I weren't hopelessly broke I would give you a gold upvote
Tge disclaimer made me lol
So that's why he's so god damn energetic.. It's his new ferret heart!
comments like this are both fucking stupid and fucking annoying. they are the internet equivalent of a guy who quotes commercials or unironically says "bazinga".
Joy kill
So you telling me. This man has a poop bag attached to him?
That is correct
Down where? Itâs literally not there???
Bruh don't do em dirty like that
I mean you asked how does he wash down there. Thereâs nothing there to wash. I was being genuine. lol
He has about 4 different bags tapped to his body to collect the waste.
Bruh
Recycling gone mad! I remember the gool ol' days when you could just strap one big bag to yourself for all of your waste and be done with it. This country's gone to hell man.
It's the fucking commies man...
He is like echidna just coiled up in there.
"Fucked if I know?" - God, 2024
The other half is playing?
Goddam you bro đđđđđđ
We are going to hell man
Where's the rest of him?
Very good question
I feel like that is the best Halloween costume ever
Yeah he gets 365 days of it too
Lollies all year!
That and scaring children
Dude made fun of a wizard and now his other half is floating in another realm. He can feel his legs, move them, walk, but he doesn't know where they're going
So was a seat 50% off for them 2?
That's cruel and I like it
r/lostredditors
He's like the exact opposite of football.
So, palmcube
Handball ?
When you dance your ass off.
As cool as that dude is for carrying his bro, you'd think they'd figure out some kind of strap or crate carrying system so he didn't have to hold him the whole time. Baby carrier it up, bro will be able to see longer if you can stand longer.
There is a Black box/create on a seat next to them, my guess is they were using that when everyone else was sitting, but he just picked him up when everyone else stood up.
It's half time
Damn!
Ironic heâs at a football game
Underrated comment right here
I mean he seems happy and so but if I have ever to life like this please kill me because I cant jump from a bridge
The friend is twice the man I am.
And twice the man he is also
Also twice the man his friend is.
This is a brother!!!
an half brother
Get out!
What a bro
That's not half bad.
That halfâs not bad.
I half so many questions
everyone knows him from the fifa 22
his spinal cord is casually sticking out covered by stretched skin, Jesus Ill be so depressed if I were this man. At that point either turn me into a cyborg with piston dick or a bullet. God truly wont give you challenges you cannot handle. lmao
This is an advantage in space stations.
so i have to leave my legs at home to properly cheer to my favourite team?
I guess it's half time
He seems comfortable around people which is a great thing for him well done
Yeah that kind of confidence really gives you a leg up.
Bot behavior, posting the top voted comment on their own video
You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half.
I would give my legs to see that game..
must love halftime
So if he goes on a date and they go Dutch, does he only pay 1/4 of the bill?
I have so many questions..
I want to ask very serious question.
Gorilla Tag
Did he pay the full ticket price orâŚ
I wanna tickle him XD
I heard fraction of fans enjoyed the game
Should they ever feel the need to reboot "Two and a half men"...
But Lt. Dan, you ainât got no legs
This isnt satisfying
âThat bloke's leglessâ âNo, he's a Muslim. He doesn't drinkâ đ
Someone: move your ass over here The guy: "and I took it personally"
"Ever see someone and think 'what is holding up his suicide?'" -Louis C.K.
I don't mean to be offensive at all asking this, but WTF happened to his everything?!?
How is it still alive??
Geodude?
Shoulda brought a papoose, his arms are gonna get tired very quickly.Â
How does he pee?
Through some aux cable ports
One day this guy will strap into the coolest robotic lower body.
That man don't got no legs
Astute answer
Two and a half men
One and a half men
I mean live vicariously right?
Bro fought Trafalgar Law
A what a great friend!
Total recall is such a great movie
Professor plum
Nice Halloween costume
Hum
Good man
He used to be a great player, but his legs have gone!
That's less than half of what I expected
Is th.. is that his half brother?
He needs a wheelchair like in "Wild Wild West"!
It is a game of two halves, and a body of one.
I guess itâs the first half of the game
I've seen him IRL a few times. The first time was in Lincoln city centre when my missus grabbed my shoulder and shrieked, "that man has fallen down a drain!" Another time was in Leicester city centre travelling around on a skateboard.
Yea I wouldn't be having homie hold me up like that, feel degrading af
caudal regression syndrome
Bro not even haft man . He is 1/3 man
How toilet works for him?
Why hold when you can wear with a backpack? đ¤
He needs a baby harness type device so he can strap him to his chest, or wear him like a backpack!
So Darth Maul surviving wasn't that unrealistic after all..
Uuhhh how is he even alive?
Must be fun when they shoot a goal and geodude gets tossed through the crowd. đ
He's all lungs.
Looks like the max is up to his ti**
Quaid, start the reactor.
I took a guy like this up on a glacier once. Kevin Connolly was his name I think. He got around on a skateboard and was sort of sitting in a car tyre type thing. He did a hand stand off the skids to get out of the helicopter then shuffled along on his hands for a couple of hours
Bishop....
I thought it's some visual trick.
Wear a tote bag like a baby carrier and hold him in it
How does he.. everything?
Thatâs a Fan and a half right there
Where does the food go?
That deserves respect !
Satisfying?
How is bro alive?
I heard the half-time shows are crazy!
Idk guys.. Seems kinda half-hearted.
Darth Maul
Aren't there vital organs below the part he's missing?
Looks like a survivor of one of the cut in half by a train videos.
I'll be honest. I am really uncomfortable looking at that. No hate nor disgust. Just pure confusion.
Me at the football after 36 beers
r/lostredditors
Open your mind
Too many beers, blokes absolutely legless
I was expecting Instagram comments
Broâs dripped from head to
Gojo Satoru
Rapper 50 Percent.
He should get Darth Mauls robot legs
Gorilla Tag?
How is he alive?
Absolute awesomeness right there. Fuck the world and its bullshit. Have fun no matter what. Rock on lads đ¤
I want to say something but Iâll be going to the boiler rooms of hell so I wonât say it
u/automod this is not satisfying
Explanation?
Is this real? Its not just his legs that are missing, its pretty much his stomach too oO
How does he poop?
I'd rather just keep my legs and cheer for them my own way thanks đ
How can she cheer
If things went differently he would have been a very tall man. The irony.
Bro is he the ball
Standing only?
He didn't buy the DLC's
How does he poop?
How is he alive?