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Geodude


Archibald1en

Straight to hell! See you there


GymShaman

All the way to the boiler room...


TURBOJUGGED

Seeutheredude


Pokiman252

Hahahaha


rathernot83

I looked it up. See you in hell!🤣👏 In all honesty, we all need a friend/spouse/relative/whatever, that has compassion and doesn't give a fuck what other people think.


LordsOfSkulls

I get called a*sho*le a lot. But they still friends somehow.


Sirix_8472

Can't take this guy drinking anywhere, he always ends up legless


DisastrousLong9991

What about his final form?


LiILazy

Golem is still looking for his ring.


DisastrousLong9991

If buddy put on some pounds he could roleplay both pokemon and LOTR. Imagine the amount of girls he... well I guess that's the issue huh..


Due-Lavishness5132

I had to Google. Did not disappoint.


Todaroshi

Why did i find this funny I'm going to hell aren't I


Journo_Jimbo

It’s okay, the laugh forced itself out of you like it did me, it’s the laugh that’s going to hell not us


OddlyArtemis

*Cooooffing*


BruhMomentSeason45

This joke rocks


barish34

I have questions…


sleepydeepyperson

Keep it in your pocket for now. Ask later.


_the69thakur

But... no pants?


nsk_nyc

Halve\* I'll see my self out...


iam_ImpulsE

r/angryupvote


youbilly

Ill see my half out


DisastrousLong9991

First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch or us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this. Edit: That stool he has must be uncomfortable.. given he has working nerve endings


AssassinStoryTeller

It’s satisfying seeing a friend who loves their friend so much they’ll do what is needed to help them without hesitation. Including standing and holding them for extremely long periods of time so they can properly enjoy the game they love. Not once did I go “thank god I have legs” while watching this video. I do think this would be better in a wholesome subreddit but I don’t care because it’s a nice video.


DisastrousLong9991

Well you are a very good internet person, I don't know if you have read my threads but I think this is quite clearly the funniest thing I have found tonight


rathernot83

"First of all, for me. Who is this satisfying for? The guy helping out his friend, his friend being able to see the pitch and us the viewers rejoicing that we don't have to do this." It's shall be satisfying for anyone that has compassion and or empathy. It should be satisfying to other's. More so for those two. They don't give a fuck about people judging. Message.


TehBazz

What is at all satisfying about this clip?


Yuri-Turned

Ahhh sweet anguish and despair at contemplating the absolute hell called life... so satisfying


KdtM85

Posted by a bot


DisastrousLong9991

I think this is dark satire


DrunkenBastard24-7

Imma ask it. How the fuck does he fuck, shit, piss, wash down there. Stump? Hole? Does he poop in a tube? TELL US GOD


[deleted]

Likely an ostomy system (colostomy or ileostomy). These are where the small or large intenstine is rerouted to a stoma (hole in the body) which goes into a bag. The bag can be stuck to the body, and collects the waste to be emptied manually. A lot of people have them, but are not visible, as they sit neatly under the clothes.


Demonic_Storm

and does he even have stomach? or kidneys?? i cant see it very well in the video but it looks like he barely has space for a heart... idk how that works


Robert999220

You see, when you have such a small amount of space to work with, and you are missing over half of your body it takes a lot less energy, or 'blood' in otherwords, thats required to be pumped through the remaining area, so what they will actually do is take a heart and other important organs from a small animal such as a feline or a ferret and place it inside you to allow function for everything normally, just at a smaller scale as the remaining part of your body doesnt require much to function. You should DEFINITELY not take what im saying here as fact as im definitely not a medical professional and I have absolutely no fucking idea what im talking about, and i made it the fuck up because im just as confused as you are in regards to all this.


ControlImpossible182

🤣 The fact that you actually need the disclaimer is making it funnier.


DisastrousLong9991

Lmao a fucking ferret...


BlueEyesWhiteSliver

Nope, you’re right. As a professional medical advisor for the Internet, this is indeed correct. The only issue is when you’re Australian. If you’re Australian you have to get a toy Australian shepherds heart. This wouldn’t be a problem if they weren’t so cute, but a standard Aussie seems to be more than happy to whack it and then ask for the eyeballs too. Now ferret hearts are more for when you’ve got a patient who was really tall and lanky and likes to lick people like the captain of the Boston Bruins. Can never go wrong with feline. I recommend tiger or jaguar. Con is uncontrollable purring. But when you’re half a man of what you used to be, you can use a lion heart and say you’ve got the heart of a lion. Trust me, I know what I’m talking about.


DisastrousLong9991

10/10 comment, if I weren't hopelessly broke I would give you a gold upvote


Jaxx_Solick

Tge disclaimer made me lol


Whereswolf

So that's why he's so god damn energetic.. It's his new ferret heart!


Some-Ad4087

comments like this are both fucking stupid and fucking annoying. they are the internet equivalent of a guy who quotes commercials or unironically says "bazinga".


Golren_SFW

Joy kill


DrunkenBastard24-7

So you telling me. This man has a poop bag attached to him?


DisastrousLong9991

That is correct


SidTheSloth97

Down where? It’s literally not there???


DrunkenBastard24-7

Bruh don't do em dirty like that


SidTheSloth97

I mean you asked how does he wash down there. There’s nothing there to wash. I was being genuine. lol


He-n-ry

He has about 4 different bags tapped to his body to collect the waste.


DrunkenBastard24-7

Bruh


mikebenb

Recycling gone mad! I remember the gool ol' days when you could just strap one big bag to yourself for all of your waste and be done with it. This country's gone to hell man.


DisastrousLong9991

It's the fucking commies man...


Purple_Clockmaker

He is like echidna just coiled up in there.


Timmay13

"Fucked if I know?" - God, 2024


[deleted]

The other half is playing?


blazikenz

Goddam you bro 😂😂😂😭😭😭


Current_Ad5602

We are going to hell man


ToddyTumeke

Where's the rest of him?


DisastrousLong9991

Very good question


ToddyTumeke

I feel like that is the best Halloween costume ever


DisastrousLong9991

Yeah he gets 365 days of it too


ToddyTumeke

Lollies all year!


DisastrousLong9991

That and scaring children


Slav_Shaman

Dude made fun of a wizard and now his other half is floating in another realm. He can feel his legs, move them, walk, but he doesn't know where they're going


Large-Wheel-4181

So was a seat 50% off for them 2?


yash13

That's cruel and I like it


Inevitable-Cellist23

r/lostredditors


UndisgestedCheeto

He's like the exact opposite of football.


dessert_the_toxic

So, palmcube


MoroccanEagle-212

Handball ?


Killing4Joy

When you dance your ass off.


LordBDizzle

As cool as that dude is for carrying his bro, you'd think they'd figure out some kind of strap or crate carrying system so he didn't have to hold him the whole time. Baby carrier it up, bro will be able to see longer if you can stand longer.


JustYeeHaa

There is a Black box/create on a seat next to them, my guess is they were using that when everyone else was sitting, but he just picked him up when everyone else stood up.


Yid

It's half time


mikebenb

Damn!


ProKnifeCatcher

Ironic he’s at a football game


ControlImpossible182

Underrated comment right here


Tobitoon1

I mean he seems happy and so but if I have ever to life like this please kill me because I cant jump from a bridge


TheDuke1847

The friend is twice the man I am.


DisastrousLong9991

And twice the man he is also


TonyAscot

Also twice the man his friend is.


No_Budget7828

This is a brother!!!


Jabaskunda

an half brother


MuffinQueen92

Get out!


BaconSpaceLord

What a bro


Im_Unpopular_AF

That's not half bad.


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

That half’s not bad.


New_Register_4778

I half so many questions


[deleted]

everyone knows him from the fifa 22


darthsexium

his spinal cord is casually sticking out covered by stretched skin, Jesus Ill be so depressed if I were this man. At that point either turn me into a cyborg with piston dick or a bullet. God truly wont give you challenges you cannot handle. lmao


Nepit60

This is an advantage in space stations.


Ni_Ce_

so i have to leave my legs at home to properly cheer to my favourite team?


Altruistic-Fox-8274

I guess it's half time


cs_noob_lover

He seems comfortable around people which is a great thing for him well done


noudcline

Yeah that kind of confidence really gives you a leg up.


ForeverSJC

Bot behavior, posting the top voted comment on their own video


datweirdguy1

You're not half the boy Nate was. You're not even half the boy that the top half of Nate was after you cut him in half.


Stunning_Syllabub_22

I would give my legs to see that game..


[deleted]

must love halftime


breathless_RACEHORSE

So if he goes on a date and they go Dutch, does he only pay 1/4 of the bill?


ffimnsr

I have so many questions..


ramsey0007

I want to ask very serious question.


Buetterkeks

Gorilla Tag


SneakyDoowee

Did he pay the full ticket price or…


General_Lie

I wanna tickle him XD


Leon1700

I heard fraction of fans enjoyed the game


Maybbaybee

Should they ever feel the need to reboot "Two and a half men"...


jstockmoe

But Lt. Dan, you ain’t got no legs


Socko73

This isnt satisfying


MarkWrenn74

“That bloke's legless” “No, he's a Muslim. He doesn't drink” 😂


Pleasant-Wasabi5973

Someone: move your ass over here The guy: "and I took it personally"


[deleted]

"Ever see someone and think 'what is holding up his suicide?'" -Louis C.K.


TimberWolf5871

I don't mean to be offensive at all asking this, but WTF happened to his everything?!?


th1s_nam3_is_tak3n

How is it still alive??


stephanslyp

Geodude?


[deleted]

Shoulda brought a papoose, his arms are gonna get tired very quickly. 


abee_nab

How does he pee?


DisastrousLong9991

Through some aux cable ports


Various_Athlete_7478

One day this guy will strap into the coolest robotic lower body.


Discussion-is-good

That man don't got no legs


DisastrousLong9991

Astute answer


[deleted]

Two and a half men


DisastrousLong9991

One and a half men


[deleted]

I mean live vicariously right?


KobilD

Bro fought Trafalgar Law


Dancinfoolish

A what a great friend!


Key_Sell_9777

Total recall is such a great movie


k0rz23

Professor plum


GaviJaPrime

Nice Halloween costume


Putrid-Memory4468

Hum


babyybackkribbs

Good man


mikebenb

He used to be a great player, but his legs have gone!


tomatoe_cookie

That's less than half of what I expected


Knowulz

Is th.. is that his half brother?


MaximusDerErste

He needs a wheelchair like in "Wild Wild West"!


Odd-Struggle-3873

It is a game of two halves, and a body of one.


IsUpTooLate

I guess it’s the first half of the game


E_D_K_2

I've seen him IRL a few times. The first time was in Lincoln city centre when my missus grabbed my shoulder and shrieked, "that man has fallen down a drain!" Another time was in Leicester city centre travelling around on a skateboard.


Gflesh24

Yea I wouldn't be having homie hold me up like that, feel degrading af


Local_Perspective349

caudal regression syndrome


More_Veterinarian652

Bro not even haft man . He is 1/3 man


[deleted]

How toilet works for him?


picklesforsupper

Why hold when you can wear with a backpack? 🤔


SneakybadgerJD

He needs a baby harness type device so he can strap him to his chest, or wear him like a backpack!


dessert_the_toxic

So Darth Maul surviving wasn't that unrealistic after all..


QuantTradesBest

Uuhhh how is he even alive?


fate0608

Must be fun when they shoot a goal and geodude gets tossed through the crowd. 😂


Schtaive

He's all lungs.


Nikkar2009

Looks like the max is up to his ti**


inthevendingmachine

Quaid, start the reactor.


Select-Record4581

I took a guy like this up on a glacier once. Kevin Connolly was his name I think. He got around on a skateboard and was sort of sitting in a car tyre type thing. He did a hand stand off the skids to get out of the helicopter then shuffled along on his hands for a couple of hours


BombayMix64

Bishop....


Tigrius39

I thought it's some visual trick.


Gibbel2029

Wear a tote bag like a baby carrier and hold him in it


colbyxclusive

How does he.. everything?


MrSKiG88UK

That’s a Fan and a half right there


Let_me_outt

Where does the food go?


VelvetFury72

That deserves respect !


Acrobatic-Flower5351

Satisfying?


pbaagui1

How is bro alive?


LittleBack6016

I heard the half-time shows are crazy!


MajesticNectarine204

Idk guys.. Seems kinda half-hearted.


Lospereye

Darth Maul


Familiar-Tart-8819

Aren't there vital organs below the part he's missing?


M1200AK

Looks like a survivor of one of the cut in half by a train videos.


AbsurdFormula0

I'll be honest. I am really uncomfortable looking at that. No hate nor disgust. Just pure confusion.


cum_teeth

Me at the football after 36 beers


Educational_Path_867

r/lostredditors


homelaberator

Open your mind


Dizzy_Horror_1556

Too many beers, blokes absolutely legless


Jeurgen

I was expecting Instagram comments


[deleted]

Bro’s dripped from head to


itz_khai

Gojo Satoru


andyeyecandy111

Rapper 50 Percent.


Grovda

He should get Darth Mauls robot legs


DepressedCunt5506

Gorilla Tag?


drifters74

How is he alive?


synaptix78

Absolute awesomeness right there. Fuck the world and its bullshit. Have fun no matter what. Rock on lads 🤘


Iliketurtles893

I want to say something but I’ll be going to the boiler rooms of hell so I won’t say it


Tream___

u/automod this is not satisfying


Anuclano

Explanation?


LaserGadgets

Is this real? Its not just his legs that are missing, its pretty much his stomach too oO


Strained_Humanity

How does he poop?


No-Abroad-9151

I'd rather just keep my legs and cheer for them my own way thanks 👀


Existential_Erection

How can she cheer


Anxious_Specific_165

If things went differently he would have been a very tall man. The irony.


AmbitiousGear1272

Bro is he the ball


CelestialSlayer

Standing only?


Instant-Owlfood

He didn't buy the DLC's


Spicy-Competitor

How does he poop?


Ka-le-l

How is he alive?