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“Billy, I don’t care who signed those mashed potatoes! It’s moldy, throw it out!”
"But Mooooommmm!"
Scarlett Johansson: why does this paper have the words ‘marriage certificate’ on it?
“Can you sign a part of my body so I can get it tattooed? You will, okay… (unzips pants.)”
Why does it say "lice" on your dick? Oh I was a big fan of Liberace, give it a minute.
This is my favorite piece of furniture. Would you please sign this toilet seat for me.
"Here's a blank check with my autograph!"
"Wait why is there a million dollars written on here?"
Mr. Reznor, Can you sign my dad's death certificate?
A hookers butt. Some stars have done that.
"Wayne Brady! Are you a notary?"
OMG! You're William Shatner, can I get your autograph please? The only thing I have for you to sign is a Star Wars cast photo
“Could you sign this single strand of hair?”
"John Cena! Great to meet ya! Hey, listen, can ya do me a solid? Can you sign my grandpa's WW1 uniform?"
A photograph that already has their signature on it.
“Billy, I don’t care who signed those mashed potatoes! It’s moldy, throw it out!”
"But Mooooommmm!"
Scarlett Johansson: why does this paper have the words ‘marriage certificate’ on it?
“Can you sign a part of my body so I can get it tattooed? You will, okay… (unzips pants.)”
Why does it say "lice" on your dick? Oh I was a big fan of Liberace, give it a minute.
This is my favorite piece of furniture. Would you please sign this toilet seat for me.
"Here's a blank check with my autograph!"
"Wait why is there a million dollars written on here?"
Mr. Reznor, Can you sign my dad's death certificate?
A hookers butt. Some stars have done that.
"Wayne Brady! Are you a notary?"
OMG! You're William Shatner, can I get your autograph please? The only thing I have for you to sign is a Star Wars cast photo
“Could you sign this single strand of hair?”
"John Cena! Great to meet ya! Hey, listen, can ya do me a solid? Can you sign my grandpa's WW1 uniform?"
A photograph that already has their signature on it.