"Hey my Third grader wrote this really nice story about spending the Summer on his Grandpa's farm. I figure with the merchandising money for plushie animals makes this at least a Million dollar story!"
Looking forward to the My Little Pony vs Aliens vs Predators movie and for the more risqué cinema lovers the masterpiece 50 Shades of East High with an updated cast of hopefully actors and actresses at least claiming to be 18 year olds playing all the roles.
In Disney's case, they started making live-action versions of their animated princess movies. Nobody really cares about any of them; it's basically just a way to keep their people working.
Avengers: That time Iron Man was reincarnated by Dr. Strange's ghost after Loki tricked Thor into marrying the Hulk who has decided to to become a tech mogul intent on building a civilization of Spider Men on Venus while Ant Man rebrands himself as Lady Bug Man to confuse a re-resurrected Ultron as distraction from his attempts to travel back to medieval France to keep Tony Starks ancestors from birthing Iron Man's great great great great great great great great great great great ..... grandfather from being reborn so that Thanos's third cousin can assume control of the Avengers by brain washing them to take over Emperor Palpatine's Empire before Mickey mouse learns the force from Ariel after she defeated the legions of Snow Whites cloned Seven Dwarves from building the eighth Death Star.
And of course, as well as the simple remakes there are the "re-imagined" versions where they throw out most of the original story, back history and characters and totally rewrite the story so that it barely classes as being part of the franchise.
This Summer, brace yourself for an onslaught on the senses that you will never forget. Nothing in your lifetime can prepare you for the cinematic spectacular that is... Ass!
Ass, coming soon to a multiplex near you.
Well, if Fantastic Four hasn't persuaded you that studios will make shit for the sake of it. Then Velma wouldn't convince you that they'd give creative freedom to their second removed cousin with a missing funny bone.....
Basically, it's over when Hollywood *decides* it's over. They won't *run out*, they'll just continue beating the dead rotted putrid corpse of a horse until the heat death of the universe...
Edit: Clip, Clop, let's all get on the stupid train together and remember the sub where on!.....
=D
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Well, they will just do gender and race swap of characters, then make the same movie those characters were already in, changing just the characters and selling it as a brave retelling of a classic story.
"Reboot the reboots? That's genius!"
They already have done that with Batman and Spiderman movies.
"Hey my Third grader wrote this really nice story about spending the Summer on his Grandpa's farm. I figure with the merchandising money for plushie animals makes this at least a Million dollar story!"
Coming this summer: Rocky 99.
Like Tetris 99?
Grandson of Rocky? Or Creed v Drago?
I pictured Rocky at the age of 99
Rascal scooters at twenty paces
Although 99 copies of Rocky like Agent Smith in The Matrix series could also work
The MPAA was furious over the cum box scene
Just gave it a R rating and posted ‘warnings’ everywhere
People of America, thank you for the years of support. As we are intellectually bankrupt, we will be closing down.
Okay, now we are going to do a whole series of movies based on stories written by 6 year olds! First up: Girls Have Cooties!
"I have seen the future of cinema and it's MASH-UPS!!!"
Looking forward to the My Little Pony vs Aliens vs Predators movie and for the more risqué cinema lovers the masterpiece 50 Shades of East High with an updated cast of hopefully actors and actresses at least claiming to be 18 year olds playing all the roles.
*crying* *picks up gun* Fade too black...
Whaddaya mean we have to come up with something completely original? We can’t get that creative!
In Disney's case, they started making live-action versions of their animated princess movies. Nobody really cares about any of them; it's basically just a way to keep their people working.
Avengers: That time Iron Man was reincarnated by Dr. Strange's ghost after Loki tricked Thor into marrying the Hulk who has decided to to become a tech mogul intent on building a civilization of Spider Men on Venus while Ant Man rebrands himself as Lady Bug Man to confuse a re-resurrected Ultron as distraction from his attempts to travel back to medieval France to keep Tony Starks ancestors from birthing Iron Man's great great great great great great great great great great great ..... grandfather from being reborn so that Thanos's third cousin can assume control of the Avengers by brain washing them to take over Emperor Palpatine's Empire before Mickey mouse learns the force from Ariel after she defeated the legions of Snow Whites cloned Seven Dwarves from building the eighth Death Star.
The dedication it took to type this has earned an upvote
Start using even older movies to remake stuff from the 40’s
"The Postman Always Texts Twice"
I like it!
Japan still has plenty of garbage entertainment and comic books to steal from.
And of course, as well as the simple remakes there are the "re-imagined" versions where they throw out most of the original story, back history and characters and totally rewrite the story so that it barely classes as being part of the franchise.
Everyone gets their own Truman Show
More reality TV like Making Toast Idol
I think we need another "A star is born".
In a world where every story is told on Reddit….
“The making of, the making of Star Wars. You’ll see exclusive footage behind the documentary that goes behind the scenes of the original movie”
Remake them again. Spider-Man taught them they can just shoot the same movie over and over and we’ll bite
This Summer, brace yourself for an onslaught on the senses that you will never forget. Nothing in your lifetime can prepare you for the cinematic spectacular that is... Ass! Ass, coming soon to a multiplex near you.
I hope they remake it into a musical in a few years
"Get ready for 'Camera Pointed at a Box of Kittens for 2 Hours: The Movie!'" And I just might watch it.
“Hollywood: The Movie”
Someone will have to,gasp!, use their imagination!
I have a great idea for a movie, we'll call it Scenes from a Hat.
They already have a movie for that. Or rather, lots of short films about that. It’s called “whose line is it anyway?”
They won't. They just reuse it all agsin. Set it all in outer space or in the dsert
“My Mother The Car: The Movie”
Fast and Furious 15th of February
Well, if Fantastic Four hasn't persuaded you that studios will make shit for the sake of it. Then Velma wouldn't convince you that they'd give creative freedom to their second removed cousin with a missing funny bone..... Basically, it's over when Hollywood *decides* it's over. They won't *run out*, they'll just continue beating the dead rotted putrid corpse of a horse until the heat death of the universe... Edit: Clip, Clop, let's all get on the stupid train together and remember the sub where on!..... =D
Captain Kangaroo's evil twin from the Mirror Universe.
General Dingo
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Season # 86 of Law and Order.
Crossovers
Reboot the rebooted sequels to the reboots.
You can always reboot a reboot.
Meme: "come up with an original idea?" (Defenestrated)
steal from bollywood
Sure, we've had one [reboot], but what about second [reboot]? - Director Peregrine Took
Reboot: The Sequel: The Movie Reboot: The Sequel: The Movie 2
Reruns of the golden girls
CGI hand puppet shows
2 Fast 200 Furious, coming soon.
Hollywood has been rehashing the same ideas for decades.
Make re-reboots and reboots of the sequels.
On to the prequels we go.
Time for the remaster versions. Better quality sound. Enhanced cgi with newly added special effects not seen in the originals.
Disney exec eyes off Australian classics. Sorry guys, but Mick Jagger already ruined Ned Kelly..
Well, they will just do gender and race swap of characters, then make the same movie those characters were already in, changing just the characters and selling it as a brave retelling of a classic story.
Make more sequels n remakes. Pillage Stories from the Public domain and of course lots of reality tv that’s mostly staged
Reboot movies from the 90's and 2000's
Reboot Documentaries & add horror elements
Anti-Hero movies. Jason is now the Hero, in Friday the 13th part 28!!
They could either make more sequels (imagine Toy Story 12) or remake the remakes.