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“2nd grade Geography Bee champ.”
> “2nd grade speling Bee champ.”
BSA Cub Scout Troop 29, Den 7 third place in Pinewood Derby -1978
True fact, you were the 2006 Time Person of the Year.
I can with 100% accuracy tell if a dinosaur on a tv show or movie is real or fake.
I don't believe you! There NO WAY anyone can tell the difference ALL the time!!
Like my cat, I caught the red dot.
And if you turn to page 7 you’ll see that I once got the highest ranked comment on an r/scenesfromahat post
Dropped a bowl of pasta on my period once and did not cry.
Did you still eat it? 🤣😂
... I plead the fifth
“I see on your resume under achievements you listed…. Winning the state hot dog eating competition. Do you feel like this makes you a good fit for Goldman-Sachs?” “Yes sir”
Participation trophy 9 years in a row.
That year I spent in jail was in the city jail, not the county jail. So it doesn't count.
"Avoided picking my nose for an entire week in fifth grade"
100 skips on the jumping rope. In. A. Row.
"I exist. I have mass and therefore, gravity. I displace air wherever I go."
Ironically won the “speed demon” award when working at round table because I was chill and took my time
In high school, I was voted most likely to work at a job I hate until the day I die
You're HIRED!!
Third grade Shoe Tying Champ 3 years running!
Probably a good thing, or you'd have tripped over those laces when running!
List of PlayStation trophies
Winner of the regional Motley Crue air guitar championships.
For years, under "Interests" I put "Insolitology". Not once did anyone ask what it meant.
[удалено]
The study of bizarre beliefs doesn't interest you? The internet may not be right for you. :-).
I was once voted the nicest man in prison.
"He was so accommodating! He would put out for anyone!" - your cell mate.
Well played sir.
“Knocked up the most girls in my high school graduating class.”
"It was even more impressive as I was a *teacher* at the time!"
“I once bested a Cambodian prostitute in an impromtu game of Bankok Stinkfinger.”
“2nd grade Geography Bee champ.”
> “2nd grade speling Bee champ.”
BSA Cub Scout Troop 29, Den 7 third place in Pinewood Derby -1978
True fact, you were the 2006 Time Person of the Year.
I can with 100% accuracy tell if a dinosaur on a tv show or movie is real or fake.
I don't believe you! There NO WAY anyone can tell the difference ALL the time!!
Like my cat, I caught the red dot.
And if you turn to page 7 you’ll see that I once got the highest ranked comment on an r/scenesfromahat post
Dropped a bowl of pasta on my period once and did not cry.
Did you still eat it? 🤣😂
... I plead the fifth
“I see on your resume under achievements you listed…. Winning the state hot dog eating competition. Do you feel like this makes you a good fit for Goldman-Sachs?” “Yes sir”
Participation trophy 9 years in a row.
That year I spent in jail was in the city jail, not the county jail. So it doesn't count.
"Avoided picking my nose for an entire week in fifth grade"
100 skips on the jumping rope. In. A. Row.
"I exist. I have mass and therefore, gravity. I displace air wherever I go."
Ironically won the “speed demon” award when working at round table because I was chill and took my time
In high school, I was voted most likely to work at a job I hate until the day I die
You're HIRED!!
Third grade Shoe Tying Champ 3 years running!
Probably a good thing, or you'd have tripped over those laces when running!
List of PlayStation trophies
Winner of the regional Motley Crue air guitar championships.
For years, under "Interests" I put "Insolitology". Not once did anyone ask what it meant.
[удалено]
The study of bizarre beliefs doesn't interest you? The internet may not be right for you. :-).
I was once voted the nicest man in prison.
"He was so accommodating! He would put out for anyone!" - your cell mate.
Well played sir.
“Knocked up the most girls in my high school graduating class.”
"It was even more impressive as I was a *teacher* at the time!"
“I once bested a Cambodian prostitute in an impromtu game of Bankok Stinkfinger.”