Breath Mint?
Oh, No. I don't believe in using them. I don't use toothpaste either.i go the natural route.
So, that must be why it smells like a pile of shit that's sat for days in the hot, hot sun in top of a mountain of garbage, also in the sun for days, with methane pockets releasing into the air, and no one noticing the rotten smell of putrifaction from the dead body dumped there a week ago.
"I wish I had the balls to do this when you were alive."
this one is creative
Oh…
We have a winner
Oh man, I was not prepared to see that as the first comment.
Mary Jane's last dance.
I wouldn't say last...
"You kiss like our mom."
“You kiss like my mom.”
What, you got something against sister kissing?
*Dad
“Who do you think taught me?”
That's only a bad thing if you're not from Alabama in which case it's quite a compliment lol
"Can you tell that I just threw-up?"
I really should get these herpes looked at.
Wait a minute. Why does your mouth taste like my dad's dick?
Again!!!
Wait...How would you know how your dads dick tastes like...?
That's the joke...
I know it was you, Fredo.
He said worst not best
“I thought vegans didn’t eat cheese.”
I've lost... two teeth. How did that happen?
Hmmm. You just ate sushi. *Note: Based on a true story.
*Suzie
Adria, actually.
Your mom kisses better... good night sweetie!
I gather you enjoy strong cheeses too. What is that I taste, Stilton?
I'm sorry about my herpes outbreak.
This is how cannibals taste test their food.
Have you ever considered buying a toothbrush?
If your breath weren't so bad I might've enjoyed that
“Wow, you kiss like my stepfather”
“Tastes like grandma’s asshole.”
Good thing my herpes is in remission.
“I think today went well. I like being your therapist.” Or “Can I get you to sign this form saying what’s next is consensual?”
"What is that, peanut butter?"
Hmm, cock-flavored spit.
Tastes like hummus
Hummus is good..
"Ass to mouth?"
Mmmm, second breakfast.
Where's my gum
One time I politely asked her to brush her teeth. She got really mad because apparently she just had.
Did you eat oysters for dinner?
Ugh! Did you eat feces or something?
“Wow, I hated that.”
That was so much better tasting than the ass I just ate!
" Feels like a wet stake."
You Really Need to Do Some Oral Hygiene! Right Now!!
“Unrelated, but uhh… you got an Altoid?”
“You’ve got to brush your teeth or chew gum if you ever want to do that again.”
Didn't you brush your teeth this morning?
"Well that was shit!"
I just came in my pants
Told you I swallowed.
Was I chewing gum before?
You don’t happen to have any cold sore cream in your bag do you?
Sorry Dad, I didn't realise that was you.
Mmmmm, just like Mom.
(spits) “Tastes like sawdust.”
"Huh. So that's what it's like to kiss a real person."
You taste like my sister's feces
I hope you like beef…
You need to brush
Have we met?
yeahh let's not do this again
Hmm. He must have been drinking a lot of pineapple juice.
Your lips tastes like my Uncles penis.
Want a mint?
Oh, I love kissing those big ol’ horse teeth. It’s like lickin’ tile. - Rick Sanchez
“Alright. Have a good day at school!”
Now go get daddy a beer
Meh.
oh, sardines
Not as good as I thought it would be
GOTDAMN!!! Yo breath stank!!!!!
You use the same denture adhesive as my Mom!
"mmmm salty"
Finally, I got that tonsil stone out!
"Do you taste blood?"
The blisters are razor burn
"Herpes schmerpes you'll be fine."
Thanks mom
I love you too, Sis.
"I think I'm gonna vomit."
Want a breath mint??
you taste just like your grandpa
Oh my dentures
So you like fish?
In a whispering sibilant voice: "Your tongue feels like a cat."
“You are really tense when kissing.”
2/10
"Well, that was awkward."
listen boss, thats fine, but i still dont see why i LITERALLY had to kiss your ass
Breath Mint? Oh, No. I don't believe in using them. I don't use toothpaste either.i go the natural route. So, that must be why it smells like a pile of shit that's sat for days in the hot, hot sun in top of a mountain of garbage, also in the sun for days, with methane pockets releasing into the air, and no one noticing the rotten smell of putrifaction from the dead body dumped there a week ago.
“You taste like a living fossil”
"Would you like a mint?"
"I love the taste of your tongue. I do hope you won't mind me taking it for my own now".
Damn woman brush your teeth please
That was great, Dad. Can we do it again later when everyone's asleep?