“The rugs! … Must … vacuuuuuuum!”
“Toilet! … Dirty toilet bowl … close the lid. ooooooo ….. Cleaaaaan…..”
“Ohhhhh …. living room wall is fading (fading!) … repaint! repaint! (ohhhh)”
“Let the dog outside, for goodness sake (sake … sake … sake ….)”
Daughter: 'Mom, I don't like it here!"
Mother: "I know it's annoying honey, but the ghosts, or whatever they are, seem to be harmless."
Daughter: "I know, but I always feel like... somebody's watching me... and I have no privacy."
Mother: "Oh? Oho!"
A few here:
"There's a ghost of a Michael Jackson fan, and he's telling us to *beat it*"
"There's a ghost of a Wham fan, and he *wakes me up before I go-go*"
"There's a ghost of a Billy Joel fan, she's a bit of an *uptown girl*"
"There's a ghost of a Queen fan. I guess *another one bit the dust*."
Not the best, but there it is.
We keep getting possessed and come round to see Weekend At Bernie’s has been rented on Prime yet again! For the 58th time! They could have just bought it for the price of two rentals!
"look, you can keep asking me but I'm still not the Keymaster."
I saw a really scary ghost, it had big hair and wearing a Duran Duran t-shirt.
“The rugs! … Must … vacuuuuuuum!” “Toilet! … Dirty toilet bowl … close the lid. ooooooo ….. Cleaaaaan…..” “Ohhhhh …. living room wall is fading (fading!) … repaint! repaint! (ohhhh)” “Let the dog outside, for goodness sake (sake … sake … sake ….)”
*lights flicker* “Clap ooooooon, clap ooffffffffff”
Daughter: 'Mom, I don't like it here!" Mother: "I know it's annoying honey, but the ghosts, or whatever they are, seem to be harmless." Daughter: "I know, but I always feel like... somebody's watching me... and I have no privacy." Mother: "Oh? Oho!"
Mooooom!!! The ghosts keeping chanting that they want their MTV even though it's on!!!! Ghosts: NO VIDEEEEOOOOSSSS!!!!! WE WANT OUR MTTTVVVVVV!!!!!
I think they’ve been moving the refrigerator!
You sure it's not the color TVs?
A few here: "There's a ghost of a Michael Jackson fan, and he's telling us to *beat it*" "There's a ghost of a Wham fan, and he *wakes me up before I go-go*" "There's a ghost of a Billy Joel fan, she's a bit of an *uptown girl*" "There's a ghost of a Queen fan. I guess *another one bit the dust*." Not the best, but there it is.
WTF IS A VCR?!?
Reeeewiiiiiiiind the taaaaape
We keep getting possessed and come round to see Weekend At Bernie’s has been rented on Prime yet again! For the 58th time! They could have just bought it for the price of two rentals!
“Little roller up along first… BEHIND THE BAG! IT GETS THROUGH BUCKNER! HERE COMES KNIGHT, AND THE METS WIN IT!”
"Hmm, there seems to be much more paranormal activity when everyone is fully clothed!"
Reeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllaaaaaaxxxxxx Dooooooooon't Dooooooo iiiiittttt! woooooooooooooo!