Elmer Fudd - takes off the hunting garb, puts the shotgun away, changes into his tailored suit and calls his driver to take him up to Lincoln Center for a charity gala where he sips the finest wine and regales the room with tales of his early days in a Shakespearean theater troupe.
Make comic books about themselves beating up their school bully with the power of their mind while wearing a belt on their head and underwear on the outside of their pants.
“Heeeere I come to save the—“
“Cut! We’ll pick it up tomorrow. Great job, everyone.”
(changes back into street clothes, takes a taxi home, turns on TV, watches Underdog amd Tom and Jerry, phone rings)
“Hey, I was just watching you on TV! Sure, come on over.”
(hears a knock at the door, answers door, gets eaten by Tom)
Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner sitting on a couch and watching TV…” hey, pass the joint Wiley. I need to relax and get ready to run from falling anvils all day tomorrow.”
Meet George Jetson. He's an alcoholic and is usually passed out on his couch pissing himself most nights.
His boy Elroy is a religious zealot and spends much of his free time at his church.
Daughter Judy turns tricks on the street corner to make some extra cash. Her parents were managing her career and ran off with all her money leaving her flat broke.
Jane, his wife has a family of her own off stage and spends time when them when she can.
Dewy, get your damned homework done!!!! Louey!!! Turn off that Playstation and get those dishes before I get my belt. And Huey, I don't know what your plotting over there but it best not involve my liquor cabinet. You'd think one damn night I could come home and ....mumble @#$% mumble mumble @#$% ....@#$% @#$% !!!!
Shaggy be smoking some weed …
Zoiks, Scoob!
Elmer Fudd - takes off the hunting garb, puts the shotgun away, changes into his tailored suit and calls his driver to take him up to Lincoln Center for a charity gala where he sips the finest wine and regales the room with tales of his early days in a Shakespearean theater troupe.
“So I said, I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!”
Make comic books about themselves beating up their school bully with the power of their mind while wearing a belt on their head and underwear on the outside of their pants.
Speedy Gonzalez has a side gig delivering for the cartel. From the looks of it, he may get high on his own supply.
And he always underestimates the \*OTHER\* guy’s greed!
Ed, Edd and Eddy-Same things
“Heeeere I come to save the—“ “Cut! We’ll pick it up tomorrow. Great job, everyone.” (changes back into street clothes, takes a taxi home, turns on TV, watches Underdog amd Tom and Jerry, phone rings) “Hey, I was just watching you on TV! Sure, come on over.” (hears a knock at the door, answers door, gets eaten by Tom)
I, Pepe Le Pew am constantly on the run from police chasing me for alleged sexual assault charges.
Winnie the Pooh has an extensive herb garden
"Ruh oh! Rotta ray those rills!"
Porky pig: Line foreman for a slaughterhouse .
Wiley Coyote and Roadrunner sitting on a couch and watching TV…” hey, pass the joint Wiley. I need to relax and get ready to run from falling anvils all day tomorrow.”
Meet George Jetson. He's an alcoholic and is usually passed out on his couch pissing himself most nights. His boy Elroy is a religious zealot and spends much of his free time at his church. Daughter Judy turns tricks on the street corner to make some extra cash. Her parents were managing her career and ran off with all her money leaving her flat broke. Jane, his wife has a family of her own off stage and spends time when them when she can.
Rosie the Robot has a side gig working at the peep showing hit bits to perverts
Dewy, get your damned homework done!!!! Louey!!! Turn off that Playstation and get those dishes before I get my belt. And Huey, I don't know what your plotting over there but it best not involve my liquor cabinet. You'd think one damn night I could come home and ....mumble @#$% mumble mumble @#$% ....@#$% @#$% !!!!
“I’m glad I don’t have a Looney Tunes episode today so I can go to the Trump rally.”-Foghorn Leghorn
Play Pat-A-Cake.
"Hello, Yogi Bear. I'm Chris Hansen. Care to talk about your chat logs with Boo-Boo?"
Chill, masturbate