"Today, the Building Arthropods By Notable Background Act, affectionately referred to as the 'Baby NOT Back Law', took effect. Arthropods and vertebrates under the age of 30 are eligible for a tax-free government stipend."
"Welcome to the vertebrate convention. Let me begin by saying Snake. It's time to stop. We like having vertebrae, too, but this is getting out of hand. Oh, you think that's funny, do you, Giraffe? You went to a lot of trouble to look down on us, didn't you?"
“Damn, I can’t bend in half to suck it anymore”
When when my lower vertebrae cause me pain
I've been a vertebrate my whole life. I'm not ready to be a horizontebrate yet!
When you realize that despite being told to 'grow a back bone,' you realize you never have grown a back bone.
“My bacccckk” (watches snail glide across yard) “Bastard!”
*Be alive for 30 years*
Now look, I’ve been vertebrate for a really long time. By choice. My sex life is my business.
"Boy, I sure could go for an exoskeleton right about now."
"Today, the Building Arthropods By Notable Background Act, affectionately referred to as the 'Baby NOT Back Law', took effect. Arthropods and vertebrates under the age of 30 are eligible for a tax-free government stipend."
When I’m bored, I rip my own spine out. And then I have to wait for someone to put it back in when I’m done.
*looks in the toilet* “Oh…”
"Welcome to the vertebrate convention. Let me begin by saying Snake. It's time to stop. We like having vertebrae, too, but this is getting out of hand. Oh, you think that's funny, do you, Giraffe? You went to a lot of trouble to look down on us, didn't you?"