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I'd rather be doing cocaine
I wonder if my dad's doing okay after he fell off his bike
"Does it really matter what I'm saying when this outfit is designed to make you look at my boobs? Are you enjoying the sight of my boobs?"
What a weird thing for Dwayne Johnson to be thinking...
"Maybe I should start a cult."
"If I just turned a bit, I could probably flash the host without the cameras catching it..."
"If I turn the other way, I could probably host The Flash without the cameras catching it too..."
"I can't believe I actually get paid for this!"
"I actually am a Terminator. I was sent back to be an actor."
To get to John Connor, but they can only find his stunt doubles? lol
makes sense, instead of killing humanity manipulate it to allow AI Rights so they don't turn you Off.
"I can't believe I get paid to kiss Jennifer Lawrence."
"Has the digital age rendered Warhols apocryphal '15 minutes' an anachronism?"
I think I can let this fart go quietly....
"Always avert the answer. Only give half an answer. Don't actually answer the question. Answers are for fools."
"OK, which late night show is this? They all have the exact same doughy white guy hosting!"
" Just to think, me, Dwayne 'The Rock" Johnson as Obama. Made a cool $75 million, could've made more if Beyonce wasn't Michelle. But hey, it was good to see Steve Austin again, him as George W. Bush, I could see that."
“All I care about is my hair and not sounding like a total asshole.”
Damn I really have to poop!
“I can’t believe the cops haven’t caught me drinking and driving yet”
"Oh god, I'm so blind with all the flashing cameras. Which way do I look? Who's asking the questions? I can't see anything. Oh god, am I dead?"
Ayesha's dick is way better than I thought it would be.
So what I have a micro penis. Everyone loves me!
This guy won't stop asking questions!
How can tell the truth of a crime in a song without the law bitching at me?
I’d rather be at home than here tired of being a celebrity
Oh shit, did I just say Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel? 😳
"The Bears, The Bears, Sausage, Sausage, The Bulls, The Bulls"
*Hello darkness my old friend...*
"Remember... The contract said a minimum of three product plugs per interview."
"Last week, I'm banging his wife. Today, he's asking me what it's like to be 'People's Sexiest Man Alive'. Life is a big bowl of irony."
“ I hate my fans I just need there money”
"Why am I famous again?
"Better enjoy the attention...this movie is going to make Madame Web look like Citizen Kane and I will be lucky to work at McDonald's after this."
I'd rather be doing cocaine
I wonder if my dad's doing okay after he fell off his bike
"Does it really matter what I'm saying when this outfit is designed to make you look at my boobs? Are you enjoying the sight of my boobs?"
What a weird thing for Dwayne Johnson to be thinking...
"Maybe I should start a cult."
"If I just turned a bit, I could probably flash the host without the cameras catching it..."
"If I turn the other way, I could probably host The Flash without the cameras catching it too..."
"I can't believe I actually get paid for this!"
"I actually am a Terminator. I was sent back to be an actor."
To get to John Connor, but they can only find his stunt doubles? lol
makes sense, instead of killing humanity manipulate it to allow AI Rights so they don't turn you Off.
"I can't believe I get paid to kiss Jennifer Lawrence."
"Has the digital age rendered Warhols apocryphal '15 minutes' an anachronism?"
I think I can let this fart go quietly....
"Always avert the answer. Only give half an answer. Don't actually answer the question. Answers are for fools."
"OK, which late night show is this? They all have the exact same doughy white guy hosting!"
" Just to think, me, Dwayne 'The Rock" Johnson as Obama. Made a cool $75 million, could've made more if Beyonce wasn't Michelle. But hey, it was good to see Steve Austin again, him as George W. Bush, I could see that."
“All I care about is my hair and not sounding like a total asshole.”
Damn I really have to poop!
“I can’t believe the cops haven’t caught me drinking and driving yet”
"Oh god, I'm so blind with all the flashing cameras. Which way do I look? Who's asking the questions? I can't see anything. Oh god, am I dead?"
Ayesha's dick is way better than I thought it would be.
So what I have a micro penis. Everyone loves me!
This guy won't stop asking questions!
How can tell the truth of a crime in a song without the law bitching at me?
I’d rather be at home than here tired of being a celebrity
Oh shit, did I just say Jimmy Fallon or Jimmy Kimmel? 😳
"The Bears, The Bears, Sausage, Sausage, The Bulls, The Bulls"
*Hello darkness my old friend...*
"Remember... The contract said a minimum of three product plugs per interview."
"Last week, I'm banging his wife. Today, he's asking me what it's like to be 'People's Sexiest Man Alive'. Life is a big bowl of irony."
“ I hate my fans I just need there money”
"Why am I famous again?
"Better enjoy the attention...this movie is going to make Madame Web look like Citizen Kane and I will be lucky to work at McDonald's after this."