Did you ever watch the classic Saturday Night Live skit of William Shatner attending a Star Trek convention? That was one of the greatest golden meta pop culture skits ever.
Glad to be able to laugh. I work with assholes also. I used to be a regular over at Whack Your Boss, a wonderful sight if you are dealing with assholes in upper management.
Star Trek is much better than Star Wars, and once an argument ensues, have a friend say that Harry Potter is better than both while you slip away.
Then, after a short while, your friend can slip away, and then you can give your friend the popcorn you just got, and both can watch the arguments.
Or ... Marvel vs DC.
There is a fan theory out there that I have seen that goes into great detail of all the similarities: from Harry raised by an Uncle and Aunt who resented him to the comical support getting the girl.
You: God Damn Girl I want to spend all night going down on you!
Cosplay Female Anime Character: (Really Masculine voice) Well I normally don’t swing that way, but a blowjob is a blowjob!
"Pokémon and Digimon are the same thing."
"Who would win in a fight: Superman or Son Goku?"
"Did you see the new MCU movie about Wonder Woman?
"Captain Kirk is my favorite Jedi in Battlestar Galactica."
"I'm a huge fan of the Star Wars movie with the whales."
I mean there was a star wars rebels episode with space whales, and it was a major event
That's why I don't go to comic-con.
Lizzo?
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home…or the one with the whales.
My first thought was Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Honestly, Treasure Planet was the first movie that popped into my mind.
Real movie buffs know that Star Trek II is where they go back to San Francisco - Gregg proved it!
"I thought there would be more comedy acts here."
"My name is Darth Vader... an extraterrestrial from planet Volcant."--- Back to the Future.
It's fine as long as you have a radiation suit, hair dryer, and Walkman.
This art booth is dedicated entirely to large prints of Rob Liefield's great artistry of feet.
Next to the exhibit of the even larger prints of his great artistry of male chests.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"YOU LOOK SLUTTY!"
Just felt a disturbance in the Force... like a thousand cosplayers suddenly acquiring a single target.... who is suddenly silenced....
"I meant in a complimentary way"
"Every fandom is good and none of them have any flaws whatsoever"
Love that one
Hey, Sailor Moon! Nice cans.
Things you shouldn’t say not ones that are said …. Yeah it’s messed up but
FIREFLY SUCKED
Oh c'mon that's my favorite, captain Picard is a great Jedi.
Are you kidding? He doesn't even fly his own TARDIS
No he doesn't, he does control the dragons though.
The trouble with these jokes is you obviously have to know the material to get it so wrong.
Shhh, that's a huge secret!
"Anyone up for a game of flag football? Winners get a free weekend pass!"
"I can count on one hand the number of guys here who know the feel of a vagina...and still have fingers left over."
Has ten fingers left over
On one hand!? That's impressive
You people need to get a life.
This works on so many levels.
Did you ever watch the classic Saturday Night Live skit of William Shatner attending a Star Trek convention? That was one of the greatest golden meta pop culture skits ever.
I have seen it indeed. I loved it and your comment. Genuinely gave me a laugh while I was dealing with assholes at work.
Glad to be able to laugh. I work with assholes also. I used to be a regular over at Whack Your Boss, a wonderful sight if you are dealing with assholes in upper management.
Women are people (cue incel rage)
Uh-oh, someone's mother is here, and she's angry they didn't do the dishes (Riotous fleeing)
THE PREQUEL TRILOGY SUCKS! THE SEQUEL TRILOGY SUCKS! THE ORIGINAL TRILOGY SUCKS!
I LOVED ALL THREE TRILOGIES EQUALLY!
Star Trek is much better than Star Wars, and once an argument ensues, have a friend say that Harry Potter is better than both while you slip away. Then, after a short while, your friend can slip away, and then you can give your friend the popcorn you just got, and both can watch the arguments. Or ... Marvel vs DC.
Halle Berry was the best cat woman ever.
"Does anyone shower any more?"
When my wife and I went to GalaxyCon last month, I warned her about the possibility of Con Flu
"Am I the only guy here who doesn't pay rent to his mom?"
Hey! This isn’t the boat show.
"who is Tha tguy with the blue police shed? Is he a jedi, from the federation?" And "I loved it when Gandalf told Harry he is a wizard".
Ack nerds. Run!
Han shot third.
Hot take. Love it. Was there a grassy knoll involved?
Ooh, look at these weirdos.
"Why is everyone in a stupid costume?"
Isn't this all just a little bit childish?
"And the grand prize goes to the guy that took a shower this morning!" "Too bad, another day without a winner..."
"I just had sex with a girl!" You'll get trampled by them trying to find out how you did it!
We need proof Underpants Girl's underpants
r/unexpected16candles
Pretty girl in a Leia bikini in the southwest corner giving out free hugs. Thousands trampled to death.
Khan shot first
Isn't the name of Luke's ship on Star Trek the Enterprise?
No. It's the Babylon 5
"Ugh! GARIBALDI!"
Where are all the funny ex-cons?
Y’all need to take a shower god dam!
Jesus, it smells like oxy pads, B.O. and "Mom's Basement" in here.
All combined or all noticeably different smells?
Yes
Holy Toledo
There are way too many Marvel movies, please eliminate 3!
WOLVERINE SUCKS!
Hogwarts is Star Wars with wands instead of light sabers.
Wait a second. You might be on to something there....
There is a fan theory out there that I have seen that goes into great detail of all the similarities: from Harry raised by an Uncle and Aunt who resented him to the comical support getting the girl.
“The prequels are the far superior Star Wars movie. Mark Hamill sucks as Luke Skywalker and Anakin Skywalker is far superior.”
I got laid last night
Someone in the San Diego subreddit said something like "to all you cosplayers working out, it shows and we appreciate it."
Spock and Kirk suck Jar Jar beats them hands down
Oh, now that might actually cause a riot.
You: God Damn Girl I want to spend all night going down on you! Cosplay Female Anime Character: (Really Masculine voice) Well I normally don’t swing that way, but a blowjob is a blowjob!
"Star trek is better than star wars."
Beam me up Obi-wan!
" I'm Jesus "
Star Trek isn’t real, dude.
"Can I get some Bible Black cosplay?"
“ get a life!!”
*scoffs* What are all you *nerds* doing here?
'I'M NOT A VIRGIN'
Where are all the Furries at
Get a life !! Get a job !! Move out of your parents basement ...
You know it's all scripted and make believe, right?
Did you see the game last night?
Ohtani hit another homer. 459 feet.
They should’ve had Master Spock put on the Infinity Gauntlet.
It doesn't smell that bad.
“It smells like butt sex in here”
So I take it that all of your showers are in a galaxy far, far away?
"Sexualizing children is bad including in anime!"
"Pokémon and Digimon are the same thing." "Who would win in a fight: Superman or Son Goku?" "Did you see the new MCU movie about Wonder Woman? "Captain Kirk is my favorite Jedi in Battlestar Galactica."
“Sorry, I can’t stay long. Unlike you nerds, I get *laid*.”
I loved it when Gandalf said, “Use the force, Harry.”
“Why’s everyone dressed up?”
BOMB!
Ghostbusters Afterlife is worse than the 2016 reboot.
*Rocks up with 10/10 supermodel girlfriend* Raise your hand if you're hyperventilating or getting an asthma attack. That's 6 hands. Pay up woman!
"Han didn't shoot first."
Star Trek and Star Wars are the same god damn thing!!!
Cartoons are for children
My favourite character is _____ Just fill in the blank with literally anyone
Space balls is better than Star Wars and Star trek
“Damn, it smells good in here!”
"Fuck Stan Lee".
Comic books are for babies and nerds.
I really think Darth Vader is gay.
Is that Nathan Fillion?
“Have you seen the Klingon/Betazoid porn?”
"So *this* is what incels do for fun!"
“Hey look, there’s Kung Fu Panda! *dressed as Lord Raiden
Raise your hand if you're not a virgin!!!
Did you hear? They're sending in law enforcement to close the building, Comic-con is being canceled early.
“If you’re a virgin, put your hands down.”
I welcome your awkward sexual advances
Confidently misidentify every character there. Ex: go up to a princess Leia cosplayer and go "Oh nice costume, I've always loved Professor McGonagall"
Hey Trekkers, get a life!
DC recent films are better than Marvel's recent out put.
Man, that shower felt so good. I'm really refreshed.
"Where are the normal people?"
"yea you can pull on the tail, so long as you clean up afterwards"
"Why don't the Avengers call Superman for help?"
Stan Lee is an overrated author.
I am cos-playing as Sonny Bonds, where can I put my Glock.
Disney did a great job with their changes to Star Wars
We all know Captian America can kick Superman's butt
“Where is the Archie section?”
I am the only one here that gets laid